Lu Che asked: "Umm... Do you know the kind of BL novels and BL comics that are widely circulated among young people recently? It's all because of that. I've been casually seeing them on the Internet these days. Maybe it's because I read too much. Unconsciously thinking about it.”
"Danmeiwen, BLman?" Lu Qilin's stern face finally showed a hint of doubt, it was the first time he heard such a word that made him completely confused.
The man's voice was low and cold: "What kind of new weapon, or what kind of new strategic deployment?"
In Lu Qilin's eyes, although his little follower has low strength, he is very smart.
He naturally thought that Lu Che was usually surfing the Internet for entertainment, and he probably visited military forums.
Lu Che pursed his lips, and explained: "Danmeiwen is a novel that describes the relationship between men and men. BL is the abbreviation of boyslove, so BLman refers to manga that develops feelings between men..."
Lu Che showed embarrassment on his face: "I've been watching this kind of stuff too much lately, and it's easy to think too much when I don't realize it. When I see a man approaching by me, I will overreact."
Hearing Lu Che's explanation, Lu Qilin's face turned dark.
In any case, he never expected that the most capable subordinates around him would actually—do not learn well, hide and secretly read such miscellaneous books, and because of this, their daily life would be affected.
Lu Qilin scolded sharply: "Lu Che, do you even know what you're talking about! This is the military headquarters, and most of your comrades in arms are men. When it comes to combat, you have to be with them every day. Your back will have to be hurt." To comrades in arms, they should be the people you trust the most. Do you want to stay away from all the same sex from now on, afraid that they will approach?"
"No, I don't need it." Lu Che shook his head, and said a good excuse he had thought of a long time ago: "The protagonists in those male-female novels and comics are all handsome men. I only need to avoid good-looking men like you, Major General." Open. Rough guys like Li Zhen and Fang Lei are fine if they get close, they are not allergic."
Lu Qilin's stern face became even uglier, and his sharp eyes narrowed.
How dare he become the object of Lu Che's disgust now
Lu Che didn't dare to look at Lu Qilin's extremely dark face, so he could only bite the bullet and say, "So Major General, I didn't mean to be allergic to you... Actually, I'm not interested in men and their feelings, and you really It's too easy for me to associate.
If possible, can the major general stay away from me a little and keep a distance. This reaction is like goosebumps, the rash on my neck will slowly fade away when you stay away. "
Lu Che didn't realize that there was something wrong with his analogy at all.
Compared Lu Qilin to the source of the allergic reaction, and also used the analogy of the symptoms of goose bumps.
Under what circumstances do people get skin pimples
Of course it's when you feel nauseous and chilly.
Therefore, she was saying in disguise that if Lu Qilin got too close, it would make her uncomfortable, causing her nausea and chills.
"Okay, very good." Lu Qilin's cold eyes hid the hidden anger that was about to explode. He never thought that one day, he would be disgusted by the little subordinates he brought up to such an extent.
"Lu Che, the weight-bearing practice that should be punished last time should be carried out immediately. You have been too relaxed recently, so you have time to think wildly!"
"Yes, major general." Lu Che stood at attention. Although she was going to be punished in advance, she was relieved.
Great, finally fooled around!
[Update completed on 11.19~ See you tomorrow night~]