Mr. Yuan is Always Unhappy

Chapter 60: If cheating

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Yuan Rui packed almost all the things he was going to take away when he moved, and sat on the sofa to rest for a while, looking at the place where he had lived for nearly a year, feeling a little bit reluctant.

The company helped him arrange this apartment before the Spring Festival this year, and within half a month after he moved in, he hooked up with Zheng Qiuyang to live together quickly, and this was almost their first "home".

Compared with the big bags and small bags when he moved in, Zheng Qiuyang's luggage was only a large suitcase, which contained his clothes and a few books. He dragged a suitcase and when he hung the clothes in the wardrobe, Yuan Rui Looking at him eagerly from the side, I think he is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome.

Before the two got married, Yuan Rui was unilaterally infatuated with Zheng Qiuyang, not only because he was handsome, but he had never dealt with such a straight man before outside of work. His gay temperament was too obvious, and he didn't hide it. Some straight men, especially handsome straight men, basically detour him. But Zheng Qiuyang chose not to, saying "I'm a straight man and we can't get along" and always teasing him when he has nothing to do.

Yuan Rui and Fang Shiqing were already good friends at that time. Fang Shiqing was afraid that he would be tricked, so he told him several times that Zheng Qiuyang was unreliable, and he liked to run the train with his mouth full, and told him not to hang out with Zheng Qiuyang all the time. But he was stupid for not a day and a half, and he knew in his heart that Zheng Qiuyang might just think it was fun to tease him, but he couldn't control his eyes or legs. Whenever he saw Zheng Qiuyang, he couldn't help but stare at the nympho, and Zheng Qiuyang teased him He was happy, and when Zheng Qiuyang came to play with him, he didn't even want to run away, and went quickly.

Later, Zheng Qiuyang confessed to him that he felt like a dream, walking lightly for several days, like stepping on cotton.

But when the two first lived together, Yuan Rui was disillusioned for a long time.

Mr. Zheng looks handsome and unruly, suave and suave, but he has a lot of bad habits. He is a serious picky eater. It’s fine if he doesn’t eat spicy food. He doesn’t eat ginger, green peppers, onions, carrots, or fennel; I smoke a pack of cigarettes almost every day, and drink two or three times a week; I don’t pay attention to hygiene, and I throw the changed underwear, socks and dirty clothes into the washing machine. I never rinse the razor properly after shaving, just throw it like that On the sink; especially wasteful, there are always leftovers, half a cup of milk is enough to stop drinking, chicken legs and chicken wings are thrown away after two bites, the same is true for fruits such as apples and pears, the discarded fruit pits are huge, Yuan Every time Rui watched it, his heart ached to death.

The most annoying thing is that he doesn't aim well when he urinates, and he always urinates on the edge of the toilet.

After living together like this for more than half a month, Yuan Rui found more and more bad habits in him, and he didn't dare to blame him, so he had to work hard to adapt. Yuan Rui neither buys nor cooks the dishes he doesn’t like; when he smokes, Yuan Rui often opens the windows to ventilate the air, and takes a brochure from the community service station that says smoking is harmful to health and puts it in a conspicuous position; the underwear he changed out of And socks, Yuan Rui washed them by hand before he washed them in the machine, and bought two brightly colored razor holders on Taobao, one for himself and one for him; Yuan Rui brought over his leftover rice and milk After eating and drinking, when making food such as pork ribs and chicken legs, Yuan Rui would remove all the bones, remove the pits and cut the fruits into pieces, and serve them on plates.

Later, Zheng Qiuyang actually changed everything slowly. He seldom smoked the most difficult cigarettes to quit, and almost stopped drinking with his friends, and came home after work. When I went to eat at his mother's place, even his mother was surprised. In his early thirties, he actually got rid of the habit of leftovers, and there was not a grain of rice left in the bowl.

As for the issue of urinating, one day he was standing in front of the toilet, and as soon as he opened his trousers, Yuan Rui followed in, and said politely, "Why don't I help you with your dick?"

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."

He really got his hands on it, and carefully supported it to point it in the right direction.

Then Zheng Qiuyang became hard before he finished urinating, and he couldn't urinate for the rest of the time, so Yuan Rui had no choice but to lick him in this position.

In the following week, Zheng Qiuyang called him to help him whenever he peed.

Anyway, in the end, Zheng Qiuyang finally remembered to aim every time.

Yuan Rui couldn't stop laughing while recalling these things.

Although I am a bit reluctant to leave this place full of memories, as long as I am with Zheng Qiuyang, I will definitely have more, better and more interesting memories in the future.

Because Zheng Qiuyang is really a very interesting person, hahaha.

In the afternoon, Bai Tu came from upstairs and said that he and Liang Xi would be moving out next week.

"We have a lot of things in our house. When Liang Xi came here, he thought the furniture and appliances prepared by the landlord were not good, so he bought new ones," Bai Tu said, "I made an appointment with a moving company, and we will move next Tuesday."

Yuan Rui and Zheng Qiuyang didn't have too many things, mainly clothes, shoes, books and some small things. There was no need for a moving company. Zheng Qiuyang drove some, and then asked Zhao Zhengyi to drive a nanny car to help, and they could finish the move in one trip.

Although their new home is not too far away, it is much farther than going up and down the stairs. Yuan Rui is a little bit reluctant to part with Bai Tu, and Bai Tu comforts him a few words, saying that he will go to play with him when he rests.

Afterwards, the two chatted about Yuan Rui's going out to work this time. Yuan Rui and the male god La Jiachang were super excited, praised Song Huanyan, talked about the customs of Hainan, and mentioned the actor.

Bai Tu, who is also the best actor, said: "I only met him a few times, never talked to him, and never worked with him. I had an opportunity before, but his schedule was not suitable, so I missed it later. I quite like him." .”

Yuan Rui and the two film stars are friends, and they are very proud. He said: "He also lives in Beijing. When he comes back and is free, I will be the host. I invite you two to have dinner together."

Bai Tu looked a little nervous, but still said: "Okay."

The two invited each other to warm the house at that time, because Liang Xi was at home today, and Bai Tu didn't stay long, so he went back soon.

Seeing him off, Yuan Rui was a little melancholy. He still felt that Liang Xi was not good enough for Bai Tu, and he couldn't help thinking about it for a long time. Wang Qi and Bai Tu were CPs. Although they felt sorry for Fang Shiqing, Wang Qi and Bai Tu Bai Tu really matched his face, the domineering elite Gong and the gentle male god are a good match, really good match!

So what the hell is Liang Xi's foolish hooligan... Bai Tu's male god is good everywhere, but his vision is too bad.

On the weekend, Zhao Zhengyi came to help move, and he was in a hurry for a long time. Yuan Rui said that he would invite Zhao Zhengyi to dinner, but Zhao Zhengyi refused.

Zheng Qiuyang came in with a box, and said: "You're welcome, I'll go to Bianyifang to eat roast duck later, Yuan Rui can't eat enough, half of us can't eat enough, and we can't finish one, just bring you, can you order one?" Whole."

Zhao Zhengyi's eyes lit up, obviously moved, but he still said, "I'm not going, I have other things to do."

This guy usually likes to eat dinner the most, but he didn't go for the treat? Yuan Rui was very surprised and asked, "What's so important?"

Zhao Zhengyi was a little bit strange, and whispered: "I have an appointment with a female netizen tonight."

Yuan Rui looked surprised, "Huh?"

Zheng Qiuyang joked: "Oh, you have to pay attention to safety, it will be troublesome if you kill someone."

Yuan Rui didn't understand, and said, "Xiao Zhao is not a bad person."

Zhao Zhengyi understood Zheng Qiuyang's hint, and said awkwardly: "I'm not that kind of netizen, and I'm not a dater. It's easy to talk to. I think it's good. I just want to make an appointment to meet a real person... I've never met a netizen before. , not what you think."

"In the last few days in Shanghai, you held your phone and giggled all day long, so you were just with her?" Yuan Rui, who was very concerned about social news, was very worried, and said seriously, "Don't bring too much money with you. , remember to keep an eye on your phone and car keys."

Zhao Zhengyi agreed and left.

After Yuan Rui closed the door, his mind suddenly turned around, and he realized what the phrase "killed people" meant, and he was stunned as if struck by lightning.

In the room, Zheng Qiuyang squatted down to pack the books in the box, and said with a smile: "You little fool, you still instruct others."

Yuan Rui came in silently and said, "I'm not stupid."

"Okay, okay, not stupid, not stupid," Zheng Qiuyang said perfunctorily, coaxing a child, "I'll put these books away, let's go now, there are many people on weekends, otherwise we have to wait there."

Yuan Rui let out a "hmm", and stood behind and stared at him.

Zheng Qiuyang stood up with a stack of books and planned to put them on the bookshelf, but when he turned his head to see him like this, he asked, "What's wrong?"

Yuan Rui looked hesitant to speak.

Zheng Qiuyang put the book away in the past, and urged: "Go get dressed, get ready to go out."

Yuan Rui looked at him again, took a coat from the new closet, put it on, and buttoned it in front of the brand new full-length mirror.

Zheng Qiuyang felt that something was wrong. After thinking about it, he said, "Yuan Xiaorui, are you overthinking it? I have never seen a netizen."

Yuan Rui said, "I have seen it."

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."

Yuan Rui took the pair of black-frame flat glasses and put them on again, and said, "I've met three netizens."

Zheng Qiuyang was very upset, but pretended not to care and asked: "Is it true? Then what did you all do?"

Yuan Rui said: "It's just eating, going to bars, and singing."

The more Zheng Qiuyang thought about it, the angrier he became, but that was before Yuan Rui knew him. Thinking about it, Yuan Rui would not do anything with netizens. As he spoke, his teeth were sour.

Yuan Rui peeked at him from the mirror, and couldn't help whispering: "But, I haven't killed anyone... I can't do it even if I want to."

Zheng Qiuyang was stunned for a moment, and said in shock: "I don't have one either!"

Yuan Rui doubted: "Then you are still so experienced in teaching Xiao Zhao?"

"No!" Zheng Qiuyang was even more wronged than Dou E, "I was just joking with him."

Yuan Rui fell silent, and stood in front of the mirror with his head down.

Zheng Qiuyang went over and tugged at his sleeve, saying, "What are you thinking about?"

Yuan Rui whispered: "I thought you really got bigger than anyone else's belly."

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."

Yuan Rui pressed his heart and said, "I was so scared just now that my heart almost stopped beating."

Zheng Qiuyang twisted his face and said, "Fool."

Yuan Rui didn't refute this time, his face was a little shocked, he was really worried.

Zheng Qiuyang couldn't help asking: "What if I really did that before?"

Yuan Rui pursed his lips tightly, as if he didn't know what to do.

Zheng Qiuyang tentatively asked: "Will you be angry? Hit me and scold me?"

Yuan Rui: "... I will be angry, but it is impossible to beat you and scold you."

Zheng Qiuyang said: "Are you secretly angry?"

Yuan Rui felt a little embarrassed, but still nodded and said, "That was in the past, you are the present you."

Zheng Qiuyang asked persistently: "Then what if you find out that I'm cheating now? Are you also hiding and secretly getting angry?"

Yuan Rui looked at him in surprise, and said, "Are you still cheating now?"

Zheng Qiuyang said: "I mean if."

Yuan Rui said firmly: "I don't think you will, you are not that kind of person, there is no such if."

Zheng Qiuyang was a little relieved, at least Yuan Rui was willing to give him full trust.

He took the opportunity to threaten: "I won't, if you dare to cheat on some handsome guy, hehe."

Yuan Rui tilted his head and tried hard to think that Zheng Qiuyang was with the girl with big breasts and white skin. His eyes gradually became a little bit angry, and he said slowly: "If you really cheat now..."

Zheng Qiuyang hadn't seen him like this before, so he was a little surprised and expected, the more brutal the more it proved that Yuan Rui cared about him.

Yuan Rui opened his mouth a few times but couldn't speak harsh words, his momentum suddenly weakened, and stammered: "I will, I will move out."

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."