Mr. Yuan is Always Unhappy

Chapter 77: sense of humor

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Yuan Rui hurriedly stood up, not knowing what she meant, so nervous, he couldn't help but look at Zheng Qiuyang for help.

Zheng Qiuyang pretended not to feel it, took a magazine from under the coffee table, and said without raising his head, "Go get me a glass of water first."

Yuan Rui obediently went to pour a glass of water, and served it only after it was warmed.

Zheng Qiuyang wore only a bathrobe, and read magazines with his legs crossed. His legs were exposed, and he sat there, looking like a domineering uncle, and ordered: "Go and cook, listen to my mother, and cook preserved egg porridge. , and fry some steamed buns, my mother likes to eat."

Yuan Rui replied "Yes", and obediently went to prepare breakfast.

Zheng Ma took a look at her son who was leisurely flipping through magazines, and followed Yuan Rui into the kitchen.

Without the audience, Zheng Qiuyang stopped pretending, put down the magazine, and stretched his neck to look over there.

"Auntie," Yuan Rui said at a loss, "Go outside and rest for a while, I can do it myself."

Zheng Ma stood by the door and said with a straight face, "I won't go in, I'll just watch here."

Yuan Rui thought to himself, why are you watching? Is it because he is afraid that he will spit in the rice? He's not that bad!

But he didn't dare to say it. He silently took out two preserved eggs from the refrigerator and peeled them. He poured some hot water on the knife and cut the preserved eggs into cubes. It is a little trick, so that the yolk of the preserved egg does not stick to the knife.

Zheng Ma stood by and watched coldly, thinking back and forth in her heart, Yuan Rui is not too bad, as long as he looks good, he needs size, he can cook and do housework, look at how hard her son ordered him just now Usually, it is estimated that he has more sons along with his own family, and finding the best daughter-in-law may be nothing more than that, except for the wrong gender, he cannot bear grandchildren for her.

Zheng Qiuyang heard that there was no movement in the kitchen, and was a little puzzled. With his fucking temper, he endured for so long without scolding Yuan Rui, so he must have held back a lot, right

He stretched his neck sorely, and leaned against the back of the sofa to take a rest, only to suddenly realize that there was someone behind him, at some point Fang Shiqing was standing behind the sofa, looking at him with a sneer on his face.

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."

Alchemist hid the knife in his smile, but his voice was very sweet, and he said, "Qiuyang, when did you fall in love with me?"

Zheng Qiuyang immediately got goosebumps all over his body, picked up the empty ashtray on the table as a magic mirror, and shouted in a low voice: "Hey! Where is the monster! Hurry up and show yourself!"

Alchemist sneered even harder, and said: "Just now you secretly called me a vixen, thinking I didn't hear? Do you know what it means that a wall has ears?"

The ashtray was bought by Yuan Rui, and Zheng Qiuyang was afraid of accidentally dropping it, so he put it back on the coffee table and scolded: "Fuck off, I don't care if the walls have ears when I talk in my own house, you dare to eavesdrop on it as a borrower?"

The two of them exchanged words with each other, and the two people in the kitchen could only hear the excitement inside. Yuan Rui said without words: "That is Fang Shiqing, a friend of the two of us, and there is something wrong with his family." , come here to stay for a few days."

Zheng's mother gave a absent-minded "um", and the sound outside fell into her ears, it was her son fooling around with the little vixen.

Yuan Rui wanted to get closer to Zheng Ma, but he really didn't know what to say, and was afraid of saying the wrong thing, so he had to cook in silence.

Zheng's mother didn't speak, she stared at Yuan Rui hard, thinking, her son likes men anyway, Yuan Rui at least looks like a decent person, doesn't make trouble, and is quite obedient, if her son is really like the little boy outside The goblin is fine... Just thinking about it gives her a headache. If nothing else, just because of her temper, pointing at people's noses and cursing, the little goblin can't suffer silently like Yuan Rui. When you think about it, it's too ugly, even uglier than a serious mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Yuan Rui, who was determined to make a delicious and qualified breakfast so that Mama Zheng could have a better impression of him, devoted himself to cutting the slices of steamed buns, and silently gave himself a thumbs up after cutting a slice. This film is also good! very!

Zheng's mother laughed silly when she saw him cutting a steamed bun, and when she heard the seemingly non-existent laughter in the living room, she felt a little sympathetic.

"Yuan Rui," she said, "that young man seems to have a good relationship with Qiuyang, how is he with you?"

Yuan Rui didn't know why she asked this, and replied honestly: "It's very good, we are also good friends."

Mama Zheng said, what an idiot.

She added: "Are you busy with work these days?"

Yuan Rui said, "I'm not busy."

Zheng Ma glared at him and said, "If you're not busy, just stay at home. Where are your thoughts?"

Yuan Rui was reprimanded for no reason, but he didn't dare to talk back. He lowered his head and continued to cut the slices of steamed buns, but the one cut was crooked. This slice could only get seven points, and he was even more depressed.

Seeing his stupid look, Mama Zheng couldn't help but feel stuck in her heart, it's really mud that can't support the wall!

The three sat down to have breakfast, Yuan Rui said to Zheng Qiuyang while serving the porridge: "Qiuyang, go and call Fang Shiqing."

Zheng Ma opened her mouth to speak, but Zheng Qiuyang said, "Don't call him what he said just now, he won't eat."

Zheng Ma snorted, she didn't want to eat with that little elf.

Yuan Rui didn't wink at all, and continued to say: "I made it for him, if he doesn't eat it, there will be leftovers."

Zheng Qiuyang said: "Leave him alone."

Yuan Rui said: "Working overtime is so hard, you tell him to get up and eat something before going back to sleep."

Zheng Ma said in a bad tone: "He wants to sleep, you have to wake him up, why are there so many things?"

Yuan Rui closed his mouth in fright, almost buried his face in the bowl.

Zheng Ma picked up the steamed bun and took a bite, then reluctantly said: "It's fried very well."

Yuan Rui seemed to be relieved, and he didn't dare to talk too much. He lowered his head and snorted while drinking the porridge.

Zheng Ma looked at him, her usual distaste was gone, and she seemed a little satisfied instead.

After eating, she was about to leave without staying long, and asked Zheng Qiuyang to see her off.

As soon as she got out and entered the elevator, she immediately changed her face and said: "Hurry up and drive that little goblin out, what's the point of living with three people? Shame on you?"

Zheng Qiuyang twirled the car key ring in his hand, and said, "I'm tired of sneaking around all the time. If I have time some other day, I'll make it clear to Yuan Rui and let him move away."

Mama Zheng: "... Who will move?"

Zheng Qiuyang took it for granted, "Yuan Rui."

Yuan Rui was still packing up the dishes when the door opened again, and Zheng Qiuyang came in from the outside alone.

He asked strangely, "Why did you come back? Did you forget to bring something?"

Zheng Qiuyang came over, pursed his lips aggrievedly and said, "My mother won't let me give it away, saying she doesn't want to see me."

Yuan Rui opened his eyes wide and said guiltily, "It's all my fault, and I didn't please her."

Zheng Qiuyang pretended to cry, and said: "No, she is facing you now, that's why she scolded me."

Yuan Rui didn't understand what he meant, "What is it towards me?"

Zheng Qiuyang was afraid that he would reveal his secrets in the future, so he didn't tell him too much, and just said: "Now she thinks you are doing well. You cook deliciously, you are handsome, and you are obedient. You can't be better. The more you look at it, the more you feel that you are good. I'm useless, even if I asked you to pour me a glass of water, she thought I was bullying you."

Yuan Rui: "..."

Zheng Qiuyang hugged him and pretended to cry: "What can I do, my mother's elbow is turned outward."

Yuan Rui still didn't believe it, and asked: "Really? Did she really say that? But she still thought I was annoying just now! Don't lie to me."

Zheng Qiuyang laughed and said: "I didn't coax you, really, when we didn't move, she visited us a few times, every time she saw that the house was neat and tidy, she was very satisfied with you, but she didn't want to say it, she was arrogant .”

What he said was not entirely a lie. His mother didn't have any opinion on Yuan Rui in the first place. She used to be picky, purely because Yuan Rui was a man. At first, she always wanted to introduce a good girl to him. He, the idea of breaking him back, now that he looks at it, even if he leaves Yuan Rui, he still needs to find a man. child's problem.

Zheng Qiuyang knew that Fang Shiqing was the one his mother didn't want to see the most. When he first came out to his mother, his mother thought he was dating a man with delicate skin and tender flesh, but when she heard that it was Yuan Rui, she immediately He was dazed for three seconds, and asked him several times, "Is that the long-legged model you're talking about?" It can be seen that she didn't hate Yuan Rui in the first place.

Yuan Rui only felt that happiness came too fast and too suddenly, and he still couldn't believe it. While packing up, he muttered: "It would be great if this is true, and you won't have to be in a dilemma anymore. I'm just too stupid , I don’t know how to please my aunt, I will ask Fang Shiqing for advice when he is free.”

Zheng Qiuyang: "...you are really discerning, and you are very good at finding teachers."

Yuan Rui couldn't understand the meaning of his words, and said enviously: "Of course, he gets along well with Wang Qi's parents, but I can't. I have little contact with elders, and I have no experience... By the way , there is one more thing, I almost forgot, where is my cell phone?"

Zheng Qiuyang took the mobile phone from the coffee table to him and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Call Aunt Yang," Yuan Rui dialed the number, and replied, "See if she is free someday, and treat her to a meal. I can't go out for a while, and it's been too long."

Zheng Qiuyang heard that he made an appointment with the other party at South Beauty at seven o'clock tomorrow night.

"I'll go with you," Zheng Qiuyang couldn't refuse, "I wear a hat and mask, and if I'm photographed, I'll say I'm your assistant."

Yuan Rui looked at him and said, "No, Yu Ji knows Xiao Zhao, besides, you are more handsome than him even with a mask on."

Zheng Qiuyang laughed, and said seriously: "It's useless to flatter me, I'm going anyway."

Yuan Rui sat down next to him, put his shoulders on his shoulders and said, "I didn't say I won't let you go, I mean you don't need to pretend to be an assistant, and you don't go to open a room for dinner, you can take pictures as soon as you can, there's nothing to be afraid of."

Zheng Qiuyang said with some regret: "You were not happy when you went to open a room, I said that the good times are not long, you see, now I have to sneak out when I go out with you."

Yuan Rui leaned on his shoulder and sighed, "I really shouldn't be a celebrity, those paparazzi are too annoying."

Zheng Qiuyang asked him: "If you didn't become a star, what would you most want to do?"

Yuan Rui thought for a while and said, "I want to be a paparazzi."

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."

Yuan Rui: "Hahaha, is this joke funny?"

Zheng Qiuyang: "...haha."

Yuan Rui said proudly, "I'm so humorous."

Zheng Qiuyang: "..." What the hell.