Mr. Yuan is Always Unhappy

Chapter 86: season finale

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The program that is being broadcast live on TV is a live public welfare program of a local TV station. Once a week, a certain enterprise or company will donate a sum of money on the spot in each episode, and then donate to the public welfare fund or the designated recipients of assistance. The donor of today's program is a foreign-funded company. It coincides with Christmas Eve, so the program team set up a street interaction session. The outdoor filming host randomly selects a passerby, and the number of balloons that passers-by blow up within three minutes The more, the greater the amount donated by the company. One balloon represents RMB 10,000.

The stopwatch in the lower right corner of the TV screen has counted for more than two minutes. Yuan Rui blew up seven balloons, and his lung capacity was almost exhausted. His face was already a bit unsightly. He was a little slow to take the eighth balloon, panting heavily gas.

The host encouraged: "80,000 yuan! Come on!"

Passers-by who took pictures and recorded videos nearby also shouted: "Come on! Come on!"

Yuan Rui puffed up his cheeks as if death was at home, and started whistling again.

Zheng Qiuyang outside the TV picked up his cell phone and wanted to call him, but he thought that this was a live broadcast, and he would definitely not be able to answer the phone now, so he had to put down the phone again, vaguely worried that he would be hacked again.

Since the video door, Yuan Rui's black fans have increased several times. Even though his programs and TV series have not been broadcast on TV during this period of time, nor have he run through commercial announcements, but the official Weibo account of "Detective" and his On Weibo, every day, some people leave messages scolding him. The mild ones are accusing him of selling corruption and hype and not setting a good example for young people as an idol. It's like their family's ancestral grave.

"Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!" The onlookers on the TV began to count down.

The host said from the side: "One hundred thousand! If you blow this up, it will be one hundred thousand!"

But the balloon was struggling on the verge of being unbreakable, and Yuan Rui's breath was obviously not enough.

The host counts down with everyone: "Three! Two! One! Time is up!"

Two seconds after the voice fell, there was a "bang—" and the tenth balloon finally burst.

The hostess regretted: "It's only a few seconds away from reaching 100,000, which is a pity. But we still want to thank Yuan Rui for his contribution to this issue of public welfare!"

Everyone clapped together.

Yuan Rui, who was hypoxic, looked like he was about to cry.

The hostess gave him a big red apple and wished him: "Merry Christmas!"

Yuan Rui took the apple, and the hostess handed the microphone in front of him. He was still panting, and his voice was a little hoarse, and he said, "Happy holidays, everyone."

In fact, we can switch back to the studio here, but the hostess asked with anticipation: "Do you have anything else to say to the audience in front of the TV?"

Yuan Rui was dizzy from blowing up the balloon, and now he just wanted to go home quickly, and waved his hand without hesitation: "No more."

The hostess was a little disappointed, so she had to turn around and face the camera alone, saying: "With the help of Yuan Rui, a total of 90,000 yuan in public welfare funds have been raised for this outdoor shooting..."

The onlookers suddenly gave a "wow", and she looked back in surprise, Yuan Rui actually broke through the crowd and ran away!

In the live broadcast, Yuan Rui's back is getting farther and farther away.

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."

He called Yuan Rui, and it took half a minute before the other side picked up. Yuan Rui said with a huff, "I'll be home soon!"

Zheng Qiuyang: "... I know."

Yuan Rui said angrily, "Let's talk about it when we go home!"

Zheng Qiuyang said: "Don't run away, they didn't chase you... I was watching the live broadcast."

Yuan Rui was shocked: "Huh?"

Zheng Qiuyang said in a funny and helpless way: "Yuan Xiaorui, what kind of luck do you think you are?"

Yuan Rui had already run a long way, and when he looked back, no one was chasing him, he calmed down and walked slowly, panting, "I'm so unlucky! If I knew it was a live broadcast, I would have run away from the beginning! "

Zheng Qiuyang said to him: "Can't you just refuse to make games?"

Yuan Ruidao: "But she said it's a public welfare program, and it's a donation for left-behind children."

Zheng Qiuyang had nothing to say, so he could only say: "Just now, I saw that you were almost starved of oxygen, are you still dizzy now? Do you want me to pick you up?"

Yuan Rui said: "No need, just turn a corner and enter the gate... Oh, sister Lingling's call, I'll hang up first."

After finishing the call with Zheng Qiuyang, he took a breath before carefully answering Li Lingling's call, thinking that he would definitely be scolded again this time.

Li Lingling said loudly: "Yuan Rui!"

Yuan Rui hurriedly admitted his mistake and said, "I was wrong."

Li Lingling scolded: "Nong's brains are outrageous! Run away! It took more than a month to be on TV, and still run away? Black fans want to talk about Nong's fake posture, and the people on the TV station will also be called out. Crotchless mold!"

Yuan Rui can barely pass the fourth level of Shanghai dialect now, and he can understand it roughly. Li Lingling didn't blame him for taking the subway secretly and being caught by the live broadcast, but she only scolded him for running away

"The latest commercial you filmed for Yunchang will premiere on CCTV after eight o'clock. Although "The Heart of Public Welfare" just now is a small TV station, it is also on Star TV." After losing her temper, Li Lingling spoke Mandarin again. Not without a sigh of relief, "I see this time, who dares to say that you have been blocked?"

Yuan Rui: "...hehehe."

It doesn't matter if he is big-hearted, but Li Lingling has almost broken her heart these days. In addition to dealing with leaders, media and advertisers, she also has to be ridiculed from time to time by other managers who used to be jealous of her and Yuan Rui. It's just that big women are used to it. , never wanting to show it in front of people, pretending to be indifferent on the surface, gritting his teeth and holding back this breath in his heart, just waiting for the day when Yuan Rui returns to the screen, so that those who have fallen into trouble can take a good look.

Yuan Rui, who was not scolded, returned home happily. Zheng Qiuyang was standing in the living room on the phone, and when he saw him coming in, he quickly said to the mobile phone: "Don't talk so much nonsense, pinch it as you want, and give it to me when you're done." An offer, that's it, hang up."

He threw the phone aside, covered his eyes with one hand, and shouted blindly, "Ah! Balloon Man!"

Yuan Rui: "Hahaha."

Zheng Qiuyang said: "I haven't asked you yet, what did Li Lingling tell you? Did she scold you?"

Yuan Rui said with an aggrieved face: "She thinks I'm stupid, and said I shouldn't run away, and I should record a little longer on the live show."

Zheng Qiuyang scolded: "You are not wronged at all, you are just stupid, what subway?"

Yuan Rui was even more aggrieved, and said: "The traffic jam is so severe, I want to come back early to spend Christmas Eve with you."

Zheng Qiuyang pretended to be angry with a stern face, but in fact it was very helpful in his heart.

Yuan Rui asked again: "Did I appear to be particularly stupid in the live broadcast just now?"

Zheng Qiuyang deliberately said: "When are you not stupid?"

Yuan Rui lowered his head and said, "That's true."

Zheng Qiuyang: "...It's not too stupid, this charity show is good and meaningful."

Yuan Rui became happy again and said, "It's just that I could blow ten blows, but the smog affected my performance. My lung capacity is actually quite large."

Zheng Qiuyang nodded indiscriminately, thinking to himself, who the hell is that who rolls his eyes after kissing for a long time

Yuan Rui remembered another important matter, and asked, "Aren't those new products you designed going on sale today? How's the sales?"

Zheng Qiuyang said modestly: "It's okay, a few branches are sold out, because it is limited, each store only has a few sets on the shelves."

Yuan Rui admired: "It's amazing! Your elder brother must regret it to death. If you had been the master of the design earlier, you would have made a fortune a few years ago, and you wouldn't have to quarrel with his mother, and you would have to rent a house."

In fact, how can there be any causal relationship? Zheng Shaoyang rented a house because he bought a new house after he got married, and he didn't want his pregnant wife to live in a formaldehyde room, so he rented a house temporarily.

But Zheng Qiuyang didn't explain that much, he just liked to hear Yuan Rui praise him, pointed to the dining table, and said, "Look, I'll fry the steak when you come back, I even mixed the salad."

Yuan Rui turned his head and saw the candlesticks and flowers on the dining table, and immediately smiled, and said happily, "You are so romantic!"

Zheng Qiuyang slapped his ass in embarrassment, and said, "Don't flatter me, hurry up and fry the steak."

Yuan Rui went crazy.

Zheng Qiuyang turned off the lights in the living room, lit the candles, arranged some more, and then stood leaning against the kitchen doorframe and watching.

The sound of frying steak is sizzling.

Yuan Rui wore a thin sweater, the tie of the apron was just behind the waist, the waist was thin and the buttocks were upturned, just looking at the back, he thought this person was very good-looking.

Zheng Qiuyang was a little obsessed with watching, so he endured it and asked, "Will you still record the show tomorrow?"

Yuan Rui said: "Recording, it will take another day."

Zheng Qiuyang was not happy.

Yuan Rui looked back at him and asked, "When I walked in just now, did you call your colleagues to discuss work? Do they still work overtime on Christmas Eve?"

Zheng Qiuyang said: "No, it's my marketing buddy, I bought you a navy."

Yuan Rui: "... huh?"

Zheng Qiuyang explained: "You blew up the balloon just now, and it was on the hot search again. I am afraid that someone will hack you, so I bought it first and prepared it. If anyone hacks you, I will command the navy to strangle him to death."

Yuan Rui's only concern is - "Is it expensive?"

Zheng Qiuyang said: "It's not too expensive, they are all acquaintances, so I gave a friendly price."

He said the amount, and Yuan Rui was so distressed that he was about to cry, and said: "Can I refund the order? Let them be hacked if they are hacked. Anyway, there are no public figures who are not hacked, so I am not afraid."

Zheng Qiuyang quit, and said: "If you are a public figure, you deserve to be hacked? They can just get a piece of shit if they talk nonsense, and now netizens don't have the ability to make independent judgments at all, and they are always being led by the nose. Your company still follows You are as stingy as you, online public relations are fighting against the five scumbags, and when you react, ordinary passers-by have long been led into the ditch by those sunspots. Let me give you an example. In today’s news, a private courier company for overseas shopping issued an announcement saying The customs raised the tariff on cosmetics from 10% to 50%. The Internet is full of insults against the country, the government and the customs, but the tariff on cosmetics has always been 50%. You can find it with just a few clicks on Baidu. Stuff, there are so many people who believe it. Overseas online shopping has taken advantage of it for a few years, and now they want to throw the blame on the country. If the relevant departments are really willing to spend 50 cents to buy the navy, it will be possible to spread a rumor. How difficult? Don't you think so?"

Yuan Rui nodded earnestly, with a sense of civic responsibility, and said solemnly: "Just in time, let's command the navy that we just bought, go to the news below to comment, and popularize science. The tariff on cosmetics is originally 50%."

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."

Before the start of the candlelight dinner, Mama Zheng saw Yuan Rui blowing up balloons at the subway station on Tianya, and made a special phone call to ask Zheng Qiuyang what was going on.

Zheng Qiuyang explained it to her, and she said over there: "I just said, with his stupidity, how could he have the IQ to find a TV station to hype together, and there are still people in this post who insist on hype. That sentence, no matter how you wake up the person who pretends to be asleep.”

Zheng Qiuyang: "...you won't be fighting with others on Tianya again, will you?"

In the past, his mother had fought with others on Tianya several times. It was fine if he won, but he was so angry that he didn't even eat when he lost.

Zheng Ma said: "What are you pinching? I will teach young people how to speak human language well."

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."

Yuan Rui had already fried the steak, and he dared to ask after he hung up the phone: "How did Auntie know about my balloon blowing? What did she say?"

Zheng Qiuyang sighed artificially, and said: "I didn't say anything, she is busy fighting your black fans."

Yuan Rui was stunned for a moment, smiled from ear to ear, and said, "Auntie is so cute! Why are you so cute!"

Zheng Qiuyang also smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame.

Candlelight and red wine swayed together, and the beautiful atmosphere was maintained from the dining table to after the meal. The two went to wash the dishes together, but they couldn't do it halfway through the brushing. They threw the dishes away and kissed like a raging fire in front of the sink.

The small-sized kitchen is really not spacious, and the two went out to the bedroom with their arms around each other like conjoined twins.

After falling into the bed and struggling for a moment, Zheng Qiuyang suddenly stopped and said, "Wait a minute."

Yuan Rui: "???"

Zheng Qiuyang took a small light gold box from the bedside drawer and said with a smile, "I almost forgot about it."

Yuan Rui was still lying there, seeing that the shape of the box was clearly a ring box, his eyes widened immediately, and he sat up with a look of anticipation.

Zheng Qiuyang opened the box and handed it to him. Inside was a ring.

Yuan Rui looked at Zheng Qiuyang excitedly.

Zheng Qiuyang asked, "Does it look good?"

He nodded vigorously.

Zheng Qiuyang smiled at him and said, "Give me your hand."

Yuan Rui was extremely nervous, and stammered: "Left hand, return, or right hand?"

Zheng Qiuyang grabbed his left hand and put the ring on his ring finger.

Yuan Rui was so excited that his eye circles were a little red.

Zheng Qiuyang still held his hand and said, "Look at the outline of the decorative part of the ring, can you see what it is?"

Yuan Rui saw it at first glance, but afraid of guessing wrong, he tentatively asked: "The sun... Yang?"

Zheng Qiuyang smiled and said: "Yuan Xiaorui, this ring represents me. I thought of it when I first started learning jewelry design. When I find my other half, I will make a sun-shaped ring and trap it for me." he."

Yuan Rui was a little happy again, and said, "At that time, you wanted to seduce a big beauty, right?"

Zheng Qiuyang smiled and said, "It's worth it to have a handsome guy now."

Yuan Ruixi was overwhelmed, and asked him again: "What kind of gemstone is this inlaid?"

Zheng Qiuyang said, "It's red tourmaline."

Yuan Rui opened his mouth and swallowed the words again.

Zheng Qiuyang smiled and said, "It's not expensive."

Yuan Rui smiled even more happily, and kept looking at it with his hands raised, took a photo with his mobile phone, opened WeChat, sent it to Fang Shiqing, and then to Baitu. Unfortunately, at this time, people are also celebrating the festival, so there are no photos. care about him.

Zheng Qiuyang saw him so happy, and he was also happy. After a while, he asked, "What about my Christmas Eve gift?"

Yuan Rui's eyes dodged a little.

Zheng Qiuyang feigned anger and said, "You are not prepared?"

Yuan Rui hurriedly said, "Ready, ready."

Zheng Qiuyang stretched out his hand, palm up.

Yuan Rui patted his hand and said, "You, wait for a while."

Zheng Qiuyang saw that he took a paper bag out of the closet, and then ran into the bathroom in two or three steps. He had already guessed it, put on a lewd smile, leaned against the bed and waited.

Even with mental preparation, the reality is still different from what he thought.

"I didn't buy pink, do you think black is okay?" Yuan Rui stood beside the bed, a little embarrassed, and said, "I'm really ugly in pink, I'm too dark."

Zheng Qiuyang: "..."

Yuan Rui only wore a black lace lingerie, and he also wore fake breasts.

It felt so different doing that.

Ten minutes later.

Zheng Qiuyang asked, "Is it comfortable?"

Yuan Rui: "..."

Zheng Qiuyang rubbed his fake breasts with bitterness and hatred.

Yuan Rui said guiltily: "Am I too ugly like this? You are not too tough."

Zheng Qiuyang thought to himself and said to me, why have you been lying here today like a mummy wearing a bra.

He suggested: "How about taking it off? These two lumps look okay, but they are too annoying to touch."

Yuan Ruidao: "I haven't touched the real thing, I feel that this one is pretty good, isn't it too fake?"

Zheng Qiuyang rubbed it twice again, and said, "It's quite true."

Yuan Rui felt that he was too picky, and asked again: "Then what do you hate? The one I bought is super expensive... Do you think it's too small?"

"No," Zheng Qiuyang said truthfully, "I want to touch your chest muscles."

Without further ado, he took off the fake breasts, and then put his hands on them and kneaded them. After two strokes, the feeling came, and the little brother who had been half-soft also hardened all at once.

Yuan Rui said in surprise and joy: "You are really bent!"

Zheng Qiuyang was wronged too much, and said: "Nonsense! If you don't bend, you still want to fuck you little gay every day?"

Yuan Rui was so happy that he was about to fly, and the big character stretched out his hands and feet, and invited him actively: "You little gay! Come on, come on!"

The little gay and the little gay spent Christmas Eve in harmony.

The next morning, Zheng Qiuyang was the chief designer of the new jewelry series, all of which were sold out within 30 hours of limited promotion.

Yuan Rui, who was sleeping at home, received a call from Li Lingling, telling him that a David TV New Year's Eve party offered him an olive branch, and he needed to prepare two performance songs. Yuan Rui pushed it without even thinking about it. He couldn't sing well, and the time was so short that he didn't even have time for training. Li Lingling didn't force her, and the other party's invitation was also very sudden, even if she found a reason to reject it, it wouldn't be considered a coward, and she wouldn't offend anyone. The important thing is that there will be an invitation for such an announcement, which means that the aftermath of the video door has almost passed.

Last night, Yuan Rui's inadvertent appearance on the live broadcast was really what Zheng Qiuyang was worried about. Many people suspected that it was hype, but there was a video shot by a mobile phone on the Internet. The camera shaking was obviously a candid shot. Yuan Rui, wearing a mask and hat, got into a dispute with another passenger on the subway because the passenger leaned on the handrail and caused trouble to other passengers. Although Yuan Rui did not identify himself from the beginning to the end, his clothes and The beanie was exactly the same as in the charity program that was broadcast live that day, and viewers who were familiar with him could tell from the voice that it was indeed him. This video has been reposted tens of thousands of times on Weibo. The first popular comment is that a girl posted a photo with Yuan Rui, saying that she was on the subway with her boyfriend on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival a few months ago. I met Yuan Rui by chance, and the group photo was taken at that time. This video and comments circled the favor of many passers-by, and quite a few people chose to believe that Yuan Rui's appearance on the live broadcast was purely a coincidence. After all, no star would go to the subway every other time before hyping.

After New Year's Day, "Big Detective" was officially launched. The hit rate of the first episode exceeded one million in a single day. The program creativity and post-editing all exceeded the audience's expectations. #吱君梁玫免生# became the hottest topic.

The program team had always been uneasy about Liang Xi's failure in the first episode, and soon decided to temporarily adjust the competition system and arrange a resurrection match when recording the seventh episode.

The day before the rematch, Yuan Rui sent a WeChat message to Bai Tu and asked, "How is Brother Liang's preparations going?"

Bai Tu replied to him: "It should be no problem, since I died in the first episode, I come back and watch "Detective Conan" every day."

Yuan Rui: "Hahahahahaha."

Liang Xi won the rematch and returned to the team smoothly. Yuan Rui also struggled to record the eighth episode, but fell to the bottom tragically and missed the final. But the episode where he "died" created the highest click record of "The Great Detective", even surpassing the previous episode where Liang Xi was resurrected.

After finishing this job, Yuan Rui raised a sable-colored American short-haired cat. At first, Zheng Qiuyang was not used to it. He often confronted the cat at home. Later, he gradually got used to it. You have to get the cat and the cat out of the litter box before you snap, just in case you are in the middle of something and suddenly find a pair of round eyes staring at the head of the bed.

Before the Spring Festival, a well-known French perfume brand started negotiating with Li Lingling, intending to invite Yuan Rui to be the global spokesperson for a certain men's perfume series.

The jewelry design competition also announced the shortlist, and Zheng Qiuyang's "Sweep" is on the list.

On New Year's Eve, Zheng Qiuyang took his mother, Yuan Rui invited Suo Jianjun and Suo Yue, and the family of five ate New Year's Eve dinner together for the first time, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

A few months later, Yuan Rui participated in a business event and met Meng Lai. The two greeted each other politely. Meng Lai no longer worked in advertising media, but took over his mother's company affairs. He told Yuan Rui that Yang Lu suffered from breast cancer two years ago, and it spread to the point where she had to undergo surgery. Now she is recuperating and cannot continue to work for the time being.

Yuan Rui didn't know what to say, so he could only send a sincere blessing.

He didn't tell Zheng Qiuyang about meeting Meng Lai by chance. Although he also liked Zheng Qiuyang's jealous appearance, the big designer was too busy.

Although Zheng Qiuyang did not win the design award in the end, his works were particularly favored by the media due to their innovative and interesting works. During the tour of the shortlisted works, he and "Sweep" were exposed to the media. Higher than most other works, after the competition ended, an authoritative jewelry magazine published an article calling him "the most promising new designer of the year" and "despite the defeat", almost becoming famous in the first battle.

In several interviews, besides the source of inspiration, the question he was asked the most was "Why is there a picture of snow falling from the QR code on the face? Is there any special meaning?"

He joked every time, and never answered directly.

Yuan Rui was born on the first day of the Lunar New Year, when it was snowing heavily, the elders in the family named him "Rui".

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The author has something to say: Happy New Year! ! !

I’m a bank dog, barking like clockwork every day in December, so although I’m short of the last six or seven thousand words, I’m afraid of writing the ending part, and the time is too tight, so I keep writing Deletion failed to complete in 15 years _(: зゝ∠)_

The extra episode is Xie Wang CP, so stay tuned^_^

This book will be published as a physical book. Just recently, the details will be announced on my Weibo. You can pay attention to it first (search Xu Xu on Weibo, the one with the seven characters starting with Xu is me) Thank you everyone