Have you ever been friends with an idiot
I have got.
As the lead singer of a male idol group, in the eyes of fans and the media, I am a good man, responsive to everyone, even if I encounter paparazzi secretly filming, I have always been polite.
But in fact, I am not a person with a particularly good temper, but I just know the current affairs. I have drifted north for more than two years, lived in the basement with mice, and ate boiled noodles for two months. Because I can’t see the future, I fell in love. My ex-girlfriend of two years dumped me.
I know all too well what I want, how hard is it to put on a mask of tenderness
It's not that difficult to be buddies with an idiot, as long as he has a big brother who is awesome and a father who runs a mine.
"Next week at the music festival awards ceremony, my elder brother said hello to the organizer and asked us to be the hot guests." When he said this, he was a little proud.
Although I really don't like his face, but he is justified in his complacency. The group has just debuted not long ago, and it is logical that such a large-scale award ceremony will not be our turn, and the company will not spend a lot of money to promote this kind of idol group that is testing the waters. It depends on his big brother's background that we can make a fool of ourselves cooked. Anyone who knows the inside story knows that more than half of the packaging and activity expenses of our group are solved by him out of his own pocket.
The few people around him flattered him half-truthfully, and even the manager said, "Leo, the captain is really not for nothing."
With his IQ, he couldn't understand what was being said, and he smiled and cocked his legs and bragged for a while.
When the manager had something to leave, everyone else made excuses to leave, leaving only the two of us.
He said a little bored, "Tomas, you can play with me for a while."
I smiled at him: "Okay."
Besides going to nightclubs, he can't do anything else.
At one o'clock in the morning, he was drunk and took a girl out. I drove them to the downstairs of his house in his car. Get up and help him throw the dirty clothes and sheets into the washing machine.
His young master has a bad temper and is a little difficult to serve. The other teammates don’t like being alone with him, and even the manager doesn’t like to be with him. Only I am on call, and the nanny is a part-time decathlon .
I asked myself to be nice to him, and in return he was nice to me.
When he was on the show, he was the captain and stood in the middle, and he would let me stand next to him, so that I would have more opportunities to appear on the screen; when he was interviewed, the radio microphone was naturally in his hands, but he would take the initiative to hand it over Let me answer the reporter's question; I finally received the first advertisement, which is a sports brand with a friendly approach. There are five people in the group, and there are only two separate lines. He gave me one line and the remaining line.
The manager had told him several times overtly and secretly to let him not be too partial, but the young master heard it face to face and turned his head and forgot, whether he should be partial next time or how partial.
The other three teammates didn't say anything. I have a good relationship with them in private. I remember each of them's birthday and preferences. The gifts that should be given are the same as the favors. I am a little older than them and go out for dinner. And never let them reach for their wallets. The captain takes care of me eccentrically. They may be a little unbalanced, but they will definitely not develop into hatred due to jealousy.
Leo sometimes takes me to hang out with his friends. In fact, I can't get into that rich or expensive circle at all, and I don't want to go against his wishes.
But it's not all in vain, at least he met a big name in the circle with him, and later got an invitation to a reality show because of this, that's a story.
In short, Leo, this buddy, is worth it.
Unfortunately, it wasn't long before I regretted thinking so.
A stallion galloping in Sanlitun, if there is nothing to do, staring at you up and down the third road, what do you think of you? You treat him like a buddy, but he wants to fuck you.
Anyway, I can't accept it, and I feel a little disgusted. I used to think he was an idiot, but I didn't expect him to have such a stinking problem.
Just one day, my ex-girlfriend came to ask me to borrow money again, and he saw me. In front of this woman, he mocked me for slapping my swollen face and pretending to be a fat man. Obviously I am a poor man, but I was not too angry. However, he still took the opportunity to turn his face, and just planned to avoid him for a while. Anyway, buddy, he'd better get out of trouble and stop calling my attention, just let this kind of thing go.
The next day he asked me out to play as if he was okay, his skin was as thick as a city wall, I said "no time" and hung up. I'm not afraid of offending him. Although he is mean all day long, he is very moral. No matter how you look at it, I can justify it.
A few days later, he called me again and asked me to go to dinner at night. Before I refused, he said as if he was taking credit: "Today is my brother Liang's game. I asked if I could take you there. He said Of course there is no problem, and he also said that he is looking forward to seeing you, and that he has a new program to bring you on."
I was a little moved, and I knew that this was definitely not a trick he set up. He didn't have such a brain, but he was really thinking about my future. These days, I can't make much money purely by singing, and I still imagine the era when a few songs can last half my life It's been a long time ago, and singers are all crossing the border to act, host and put on variety shows. A few more ways are the long-term solution.
He even came to pick me up in the evening and drove a Lamborghini that I had never seen before. When he saw me get off, he rushed to the passenger seat, greeted me and said, "You drive, you drive, didn't you say you wanted to drive this last time? I borrowed it from a friend today."
Actually, I shouldn't be so quick to turn the whole thing about him thinking about my ass, but seeing this car is so itchy, I forget everything, there is no woman who does not love diamonds, and there is no man who does not love speed.
This car is really super cool to drive, so cool that I can't describe it, so cool that I have forgotten why I have to alienate this annoying ghost around me these days.
He smiled and said, "How is it? Are you not angry?"
Opening people's hands were soft, I could only pretend to be stupid: "Why am I angry?"
He laughed even worse, "It's fine if you don't get angry, tell me whatever you want in the future, don't be petty."
I:"… "
Damn, did this idiot treat me like a girl
At the dinner party, he reached a new height again, serving me tea and water, helping me pick up vegetables and soup, and peeling the shrimp for me. Tender ones, let me peel them for you."
so can? Why can't he go to heaven
With a table full of people watching, I could only hold back and failed to help him go to heaven.
That wrist was the host, and a bigger wrist sat next to him. The latter was a cold and ascetic male god, and he rarely participated in other activities except for filming. I'm a fan of passers-by. I've only met him a few times, and I've hardly spoken to him. I'm quite curious about him. I stared at him for a few times. The deity is even more handsome than on the screen.
The idiot next to me bumped my arm and said, "Don't look, Brother Liang will turn his face in a while, what do you want to see when he is dating?"
Me: "... what?"
He glanced at me, raised his wine glass to the male god, and said: "Sister-in-law, I'll toast you, I've done it, you can do whatever you want."
The male god just said that those who drive here cannot drink, smiled at Leo, and took a sip of juice.
Today's host turned his head to look at the male god, and asked with an idiotic expression: "Daughter-in-law, what are you drinking? It smells sweet."
I:"… "
All the people at the table knew it well, and when I recalled the eyes of the people next to me when Leo was courting me here, I was in a bad mood, so I got up silently and wanted to go outside to calm down.
Leo said: "What are you doing?"
I said, "Toilet."
Leo said: "Let's go together!"
I thought to myself, let's fuck you together.
He followed me out of the box, and a man and a woman walked towards me. The man was in his forties with a bald head and a big belly, and the woman was the one who came to me to borrow money a few days ago.
She stopped in her tracks, "What a coincidence."
I said, "Well, who is this?"
"Customer," she said.
I smiled, intending to let them pass.
But Leo said: "What customers? You started picking up customers? Didn't you just take 20,000 yuan from Tomas a few days ago? It's gone so soon?"
The bald uncle suddenly asked my ex-girlfriend angrily: "You still took money from him a few days ago? You agreed to stay with me for this month! Do you still want the final payment?"
I didn't believe that he was her client, but I also didn't expect that he was actually her client.
I thought that one day I would be strangers to her, but it definitely wasn't when she was beaten in front of me.
The bald head was chased away by me, and she still wanted to catch up. I stopped her and said, "Are you a bitch? Haven't you been beaten enough?"
"I made this money in the first place!" She accused me in turn, "Big star! You don't look down on me, how much better are you than me? If you didn't fawn on this young master, why are you popular?"
She was so confident that I was speechless.
She and I are from the same hometown. After graduation, we stayed in Beijing to work hard. We lived in the basement together and ate boiled noodles together. Later, she became a graphic model, earning more money than I did running the field, and she was able to get in touch with more people and things, and later, she became faster.
The day before we broke up, she had an abortion, and I found out about it when I came back the next morning. She said that she couldn't see the future with me, so she dragged her luggage and left leisurely.
"If she told me that I have a child, what nonsense dreams would I have?" I washed my face, looked at myself in the mirror, and said, "It's a pity that she never gave me a chance, she didn't let me choose at all. .If she says so, I will take her back to her hometown, find a stable job, support a family, raise a wife and raise children, and never dream of singing again."
It was rare for him to be quiet for a long time, before he said after a long while: "You may not be willing to do so, and now I am quite happy to be a high-end chicken."
In fact, I was not too happy to hear what others said about my ex-girlfriend, so I didn't answer, and just said: "She and I just couldn't get along, as soon as she left me, I signed a brokerage company smoothly, and I got married in less than half a year. debuted."
He laughed and said, "That's right, you just don't get along with her, and I'm your lucky star."
I glanced at him and said, "She's right. If I didn't get along well with you, why should I be popular?"
He frowned and said, "It's not all about me. I'm not as popular as you. I only have four million followers on Weibo, and you have more than six million. You are still good enough to sing and dance well." It doesn't matter if you look good, the key is that you are a very good person, and no one who has been in contact with you will say that you are not good."
I asked myself that I was a villain, and asked with a little ulterior motives: "Do you also think I am a good person?"
He replied without thinking: "Of course, you are so kind to me. Except for my parents and my brother, you are the best to me."
I:"… "
He beamed and said, "Sometimes it's better than my brother. My brother beats me up every now and then."
I really want to tell him, I really want to beat him too.
He added: "Actually, I know that people don't want to see me, they don't take me for fun, they only come to flatter me when they use me, unlike you, you have always been very kind to me."
His elder brother is a business elite, and with such an idiot younger brother who doesn't even know what long-term investment is, he deserves to be beaten all day long.
He came over to wash his hands, and said with a playful smile: "Sometimes I have a cheap mouth, and if I offend you by talking like that day, you will treat me as a fart, don't you be as knowledgeable as me?"
Looking at him now, it seems that he really regards me as a buddy again.
Thinking about it carefully, apart from being an idiot, he has no shortcomings.