Yuan Rui laid an egg.
He went to other places to record a program, and he came back yesterday. Xiaobie is newly married, and it is impossible to describe the whole night.
After Zheng Qiuyang went to work in the morning, he nestled in the quilt to recuperate, and suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and some wondered if he hadn't cleaned it up, but he was too tired, and soon fell asleep again.
Then he had a strange dream in which he became a hen and lay an egg in a coop.
When he woke up, he found that besides himself, there was an egg about fifteen centimeters in diameter in the bed.
Why would he lay eggs!
Could it be because he thought of laying eggs for Zheng Qiuyang before
What should I do! ? Humans are mammals! How can you lay eggs!
The color of the eggshell was almost exactly the same as his skin color, so it was his that laid it!
He was overwhelmed with the egg.
After a long time, I remembered to search the Internet.
He carefully put the egg aside, lest it roll to the ground, he wrapped it in a quilt.
I searched "men lay eggs" on Baidu, and found more than 100 results. There is really an Indian man who lays eggs every day!
God! What should I do! What if she really lays eggs every day in the future!
He quickly thought again, then there is his and Zheng Qiuyang's child in this egg!
"Woo." Oh my god what to do.
The sun was setting, Zheng Qiuyang came back from get off work, he didn't see Yuan Rui when he entered the door, he thought he was out, so he called him after changing his shoes, but the phone rang in the bedroom.
Still in bed? Have you slept all day
Mr. Zheng deeply reflected on his extravagant demands yesterday, hurriedly hung up the phone, and quietly went to push open the bedroom door to see Yuan Rui's lovely sleeping face.
In the end, Yuan Rui was seen sitting on the bed with the quilt wrapped around his waist in a strange way, covering his lower body tightly.
Zheng Qiuyang wondered, "What are you doing?"
Yuan Rui opened his eyes wide in horror, and stammered: "I, I, I am hatching eggs."
Zheng Qiuyang: "..."
Yuan Rui said: "Really, I laid an egg."
Zheng Qiuyang: "Hahahahahahahahaha."
Yuan Rui said with a mournful face: "Don't laugh! I really laid an egg!"
Zheng Qiuyang couldn't stop laughing, walked over a few steps, and said, "Let me see what you laid?"
Seeing that he didn't believe it, Yuan Rui put his hands into the quilt, fumbled slowly for a long time, and took out an oval egg.
Zheng Qiuyang: "..."
Yuan Rui said aggrievedly: "Look, I didn't lie to you, I just laid eggs for you."
Zheng Qiuyang rolled his eyes and fainted from fright.
Yuan Rui hugged the egg, not knowing what to do.
Zheng Qiuyang woke up from the shock, and the two stared at the egg together, helpless.
Yuan Rui said: "Do you think it is possible to hatch a child?"
Zheng Qiuyang shook his head and said, "No way, I've never heard of a child coming out of an egg."
Yuan Rui said: "Nezha!"
Zheng Qiuyang said: "My mother has been pregnant for three years, can you give birth overnight?"
Yuan Rui was right when he heard it, and said dejectedly: "Then this is an ordinary egg?"
Zheng Qiuyang held his chin and said for a long time: "Why don't you smash it to see?"
Yuan Rui was shocked and said: "No way! If there is our child, he will die if he is smashed!"
Zheng Qiuyang scratched his hair and said, "Let's ask an expert."
But they didn't know gynecologists, so they had to find Wang Chao's second brother, Wang Jin. Although he was a surgeon, he definitely knew better than laymen like them.
Wang Jin was dragged to their house by Zheng Qiuyang in a daze, thinking it was Yuan Rui, so he had something to hide, but he didn't expect to see Yuan Rui holding an egg when he entered the door, and asked strangely: "I'll go, such a big egg, is it an ostrich egg?"
Zheng Qiuyang told him: What ostrich eggs are laid by my wife. "
Wang Jin also opened his mouth wide.
Dr. Wang studied it for a long time and said, "No signs of life were found, but it should be delicious."
Zheng Qiuyang: "..."
Dr. Wang beat him up and drove him away.
But Dr. Wang spread the news. Wang Qi and Fang Tuqing came to visit quickly. Before they left, Wang Chao also brought Xie Zhuxing, Liang Xi and Bai Tu, and finally Li Lingling and Zhao Zhengyi also came. Well, a group of people surrounded the eggs airtightly.
Fang Tuqing said: Do you mind if I take two photos first and send them to our magazine? "
Li Lingling said: "Let's hype it up. Yuan Rui Laying Eggs will definitely hit the headlines, and then we can do a variety show called "The Secret of Laying Eggs."
Liang Xi said: "Okay, I will also participate, it should be fun."
Wang Chao held out an egg cooker and said, "I heard from my second brother that this egg should be delicious!"
Zheng Qiuyang said: "You all get out!"
He drove a group of people out, and a group of people were unwilling to leave, and they talked about hype, taking pictures, and eating eggs.
Yuan Rui hugged the egg and cried loudly.
"Yuan Xiaorui?" Zheng Qiuyang pushed Yuan Rui and said, "Why are you crying?"
Yuan Rui opened his eyes and said, "My eggs, my eggs, they want to eat my eggs, woo woo woo."
Zheng Qiuyang touched Yuan Rui with his hand under the quilt, and said with a smile: "Isn't this here well? What kind of dream did you have? It's quite curious."
Yuan Rui: "..."
Zheng Qiuyang kissed him: "Who else eats your eggs except me?"
Yuan Rui swooned and sat up, groping around on the bed with both hands.
Zheng Qiuyang asked strangely, "What are you looking for?"
Yuan Rui stopped searching, pressed his stomach again, and said, "I don't feel uncomfortable in my stomach."
Zheng Qiuyang said: "I worked so hard to clean it up for you, have you forgotten?"
Yuan Rui twisted his face hard, and said happily, "It hurts so much!"
Zheng Qiuyang: "..."
Yuan Rui rushed over to hug him, shook happily and said, "It's not true, that's great, I didn't lay eggs hahahaha."
Zheng Qiuyang was overjoyed, and said: "You dreamed that you were laying eggs, so you cried in fright?"
Yuan Rui said: "No, it was Wang Chao who ate it, and I was so scared that I cried."
The more Zheng Qiuyang thought about it, the more amusing he became, and asked, "Tell me about what's in your dream."
Yuan Rui told him everything.
Zheng Qiuyang laughed so hard that he leaned forward backstage and couldn't stop at all.
Yuan Rui said embarrassingly: "You still laugh, it's all your fault, you always call me a little hen, which caused me to have such strange dreams."
Zheng Qiuyang also called him: "Little hen."
Yuan Rui patted him angrily.
Zheng Qiuyang: "Hahahahaha."
After a few days, Yuan Rui woke up and felt that there seemed to be something extra around him. When he touched it with his hand, he woke up suddenly, ah! There really is an egg!
In the oval eggshell-shaped package made of plastic, there is a "meowing" little milk cat, and the card reads:
"Give it to the little hen by your big cock"
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*Note: This article was once included in the simplified notebook of the same name, and there are details changed