Mid-Autumn Festival, Zheng Qiuyang's thirty-fourth birthday.
Yuan Rui ordered a koi cake, put out rose wine on a candlestick, arranged the house very romantically, and planned an unforgettable festival.
Yuan Rui happily sang the birthday song and said, "Blow out the candles! Make a wish! The koi king is very clever. Whatever wish you have, it will come true."
Zheng Qiuyang looked at the vivid koi on the cake, and was very speechless about the cake's aesthetics, and said, "You big-headed ghost, you are too tired to make wishes every day, why are you still not angry? How many years have you agreed to travel together?" Couldn't go."
"Hurry up, Qiuyang, trust me," Yuan Rui clenched his fists and said confidently, "I'll definitely pass this year."
Zheng Qiuyang blew out the candles, Yuan Rui put his palms together immediately, Zheng Qiuyang had no choice but to imitate him, closed his eyes pretendingly, and silently made a wish—King of Koi, please bless Yuan Xiaorui, let him be healthy and happy, it doesn’t matter if he is out of breath, if he can spare time to be with me It's best to travel together, it doesn't matter where you go, don't need assistant bodyguards and a lot of people, just the two of us, long live the koi king.
Yuan Ruiqi said: "What wish did you make? It seems to be very long."
Zheng Qiuyang said nonsense seriously: "I wish to be thicker and longer."
Yuan Rui made a bitter face: "This should not be realized, it's already very..."
Zheng Qiuyang: "Hahahahahahaha."
He breathed out and blew out the candles. For the sake of atmosphere, he turned off the lights just now, and the room became dark instantly. He was touching the remote control to turn on the lights, when Yuan Rui suddenly said, "Qiuyang? Did you hear any strange sounds?"
Zheng Qiuyang: "What...it seems to be the sound of a clock?"
Yuan Rui said in horror: "But our watches are all silent."
In the darkness, tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick, more and more urgent.
Zheng Qiuyang thought it was a surprise, and said with a smile: "Stop playing with your wife..."
Beep!
The eyes of the two were bright at the same time, but it was a wonderful field of vision with grotesque, colorful and irregular patterns. It felt like passing through a long, long three-dimensional tunnel at high speed. Then everything stopped. The world is quiet.
Yuan Rui was pushed forward by an impulsive force, lying on the soft carpet, looking up, there was a boy with a surprised face in front of him.
Yuan Rui: "..."
Boy: "..."
Yuan Rui: "Hello."
Boy: "Hi... No! Who are you! Why did you come out of my washing machine?!"
Yuan Rui: "Huh???"
He hurriedly looked back, and... it really came out of the washing machine! what happened? !
"Your washing machine," Yuan Rui said sincerely, "it's so beautiful. I saw it when I was shopping. It's too expensive, so I'm not willing to buy it."
"???" the boy said, "I don't know how much it is, Mr. Huo bought it... No! How did you get into my washing machine? Hey, don't move!" He picked up a broom from the side as an attack.
Yuan Rui had no choice but to continue to maintain the posture of rushing to the street, distressed: "I don't know how I got in... Hey? Don't you know me?"
The boy was puzzled: "Who are you?"
Yuan Rui was overjoyed: "That's great, I'm really out of breath!"
The boy heard the words, looked at him carefully, and said, "Are you also an insider?"
"Are you a colleague?" Yuan Rui realized that the other party's appearance was so good, and said, "You are so handsome."
The boy was shocked and said: "No way! Which village are you from? You don't even know me???"
Yuan Rui: "... I'm sorry."
Boy: "Don't be cute, I won't be fooled! I'm going to call the police and arrest you!"
Yuan Rui hurriedly said: "I'm not a bad person! My name is Yuan Rui. I used to be a model, and later turned into an artist. I have acted in reality shows and soap operas. It doesn't matter if you don't know me. Just look online and you will know that I am not. lie."
Boy: "!!!"
Yuan Rui said: "Really."
The boy said strangely: "You also have a male ticket named Zheng Qiuyang? He is three centimeters shorter than you, and he needs to wear heightening insoles when going out with you."
Yuan Rui: "Yes, yes... How did you know? I haven't told anyone about this!"
The boy touched Yuan Rui's head with the broom, and said, "Did you spoil your mind by reading novels?"
Yuan Rui: "???"
After some difficult self-proofs, the boy finally believed that Yuan Rui was really "that Yuan Xiaorui".
The boy named Jian Ningchuan said: "Do you know that you are from the book?"
Yuan Rui: "..."
Jian Ningchuan: "And your book is super mentally retarded."
Yuan Rui: "..."
Jian Ningchuan: "I haven't read much about the text of wearing books, and I haven't read the setting in which people can wear clothes. I feel so curious. Do you have any mission when you come out? Do you want to go through it quickly? It's a strategy The attack of each world?"
Yuan Rui: "..."
Jian Ningchuan: "That's too bad, I'm the master of this world, and I have a very good relationship with you, you won't be able to complete the task."
Yuan Rui was taken aback: "Are you attacking? No way! Why do I always stand against CP???!!!"
Jian Ningchuan remembered what happened in the article, laughed loudly and said: "You are really stupid, Xie Zhuxing is so offensive, how could you think he was a victim?"
Yuan Rui: "He... Well, he is very aggressive, but you? You don't seem to be aggressive at all."
Jian Ningchuan said in embarrassment: "Oh, I'm a weak attack."
After all, Yuan Rui was Yuan Rui, so he quickly accepted that he was a character in a novel. Since he came here, he asked in a safe place, "What's the name of my book? I want to read it too."
Jian Ningchuan: "Mr. Yuan is always unhappy. Let me look for it for you. The author just unlocked your article a while ago. It was so miserable before. Now I can read the full text."
Yuan Rui was puzzled and said, "Why lock me?"
Jian Ningchuan: "Who knows."
Yuan Rui: "And why do you call me always unhappy, I am very happy every day."
Jian Ningchuan: "Hahaha, why don't you say that this article is mentally retarded."
The two happily read the mentally handicapped novel together.
Yuan Rui: "So stupid, I hahahahaha."
Jian Ningchuan: "Hahahahahaha."
It was getting dark.
Jian Ningchuan warned in advance: "My family Shou is coming back from get off work soon, he is very handsome, but he is Shou, so don't think too much about it."
Yuan Rui: "Okay."
Not long after, Huo Fu opened the door and came in.
Jian Ningchuan brought Yuan Rui up to meet him, and said, "Huo Tiantian, this is my new friend."
Huo Fu: "Hello."
Yuan Rui: "Hello...you are so handsome!!!"
Jian Ningchuan roared, "He's the one!"
Yuan Rui: "Oh oh oh oh... Little Jane, you are so handsome!!!"
Huo Fu said politely: "Thank you, I think so too."
The man who came back with Huo Fu said angrily: "Excuse me! Can't you see me!!!"
Jian Ningchuan frowned and said, "Are you sei? Huo Fu, you suddenly brought a strange man back to fuck you?! Don't make me sick, you green tea dick!"
Yuan Rui: "...Little Jane, this is my attack."
Huo Fu: "I met him downstairs."
Zheng Qiuyang: "Yuan Xiaorui and I were separated when we passed through. I felt that he was in this building, but he didn't have an access card, so he couldn't get in. Please, Mr. Huo, bring me up."
Yuan Rui asked in surprise: "How do you know that I must be at Mr. Huo's house?"
Zheng Qiuyang said unhappily: "I'm always right to find the most handsome one."
Huo Fu smiled: "The aesthetics of the two are really good."
Jian Ningchuan stepped forward to shake hands: "Mr. Zheng, hello, hello... You are much more handsome than my mother, and he also played you. Do you want to watch your socialist brotherhood drama?"
Yuan Rui said pleasantly: "Is there any more dramas? I want to watch, I want to watch."
Zheng Qiuyang: "Stop wasting time watching dramas! Don't you want to go back?"
Yuan Rui: "Yes, why did we come here?"
Zheng Qiuyang: "I'm not blaming your koi king. I said I wanted to travel with you, so he sent us here. What a king! There is no comparison with Yang Chaoyue!"
Yuan Rui: "... Oh, of course girls are cuter than fish."
Zheng Qiuyang: "That's not what I meant! Wife, don't be angry, I love you."
Yuan Rui: "I'm not angry, I love you too."
Jian Ningchuan: "Mouth—you two are so disgusting."
It seemed that Huo Fu was the only one present with an online IQ, and said, "How are you going to go back?"
Yuan Rui asked, "Qiuyang, where are you from?"
Zheng Qiuyang: "The sewer."
Jian Ningchuan: "No wonder the smell is so strong."
Yuan Rui: "Then can we go back by climbing into the washing machine?"
Jian Ningchuan: "Impossible, why are you so mentally retarded? Do you think this is your article?"
Yuan Rui: "Little Jane, I told you, don't be unhappy... I look at your style, and I feel like you and I were written by the same author."
Jian Ningchuan: "..."
Zheng Qiuyang took the lead, climbed into the washing machine, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Yuan Rui patted Jian Ningchuan on the shoulder, and said: "Look, Xiao Jian, with such a casual setting, you and I were born by the same author and have not escaped."
Jian Ningchuan: "...don't talk about it, my brain hurts."
Yuan Rui said: "I'm leaving, I will come to play with you next time I have a chance."
The two hugged and bid farewell. Before Yuan Rui was about to enter the washing machine, he suddenly remembered something and turned back.
Jian Ningchuan is a man of temperament, he was a little reluctant to part with him, and immediately said: "What's the matter? Is there anything else you want to say?"
However, Yuan Rui asked Huo Fu: "Mr. Huo, how much did you pay for your washing machine? I want to refer to it and wait for Double Eleven to see if I can buy one at the bottom price."
Huo Fu: "..."
Jian Ningchuan: "..."
Beep - back.
"Happy birthday!" Yuan Rui turned on the light.
Zheng Qiuyang said as if in a dream: "Was it true just now?"
Yuan Rui nodded his head, "King Koi is so smart!"
Zheng Qiuyang: "Is this called Ling? Are you stupid?"
Yuan Ruidao: "Didn't you just make a wish and say you want to travel?"
Zheng Qiuyang was tired and said, "A day trip to the sewer! Also called Ling?"
Yuan Rui got up and ran into the room, and came out dragging a suitcase in one hand.
Zheng Qiuyang: "???"
Yuan Rui raised his arms high, acting like a big surprise, and said loudly: "Qiuyang! I've already asked for leave, and the air ticket is booked. This time I'm leaving! Let's go on a trip!"
Zheng Qiuyang was both surprised and happy: "This is my birthday present?"
"Do you like it?" Yuan Rui said, "Forget about King Koi and Yang Chaoyue, forward this Yuan Xiaorui, and your wishes will come true."
On this beautiful full moon night, I wish you all the best and happiness.