Muchuan and Xiang Wan

Chapter 135: that not funny joke

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The shoulder that Bai Muchuan patted felt a little heavy.

That "see you tonight" also made Xiang Wan panic.

It was a feeling I had never felt before, strangely aroused and uncontrollable.

Xiang Wan stood alone for a moment in silence, then returned to his seat with the documents in his arms.

I met several people on the road, and everyone had normal expressions, but whenever other people's eyes stayed on her face for a second longer, she felt her back was stiff, and she always felt that there seemed to be some narrowing emotion in other people's eyes...

This weird emotion lasted for ten minutes before she understood.

... That's called a guilty conscience.

Therefore, what Bai Muchuan said that nothing will change is completely false.

Things and moods have changed, how can we return to the original state

Thinking about it, she was in a state of disarray, distracted. I don't want to be swayed by this "fake love sequelae" anymore, so I simply turn on the computer to read book reviews and forums.

"Murder God" is the best book since Xiang Wan wrote it. It is also the one with the most topics.

In the past, she wrote in obscurity. If she was not popular, she would not make money. She never had anything to do, and no one would pay attention to her. But "Murder God" became popular for a while, and her right and wrong have never been broken since then.

Although the post on Wenquan Forum saying that she messed with men and women during the training period and related topics have long been deleted, this incident has had a profound impact on her—people all have one thing in common: I would rather believe it than believe it. Its none.

She has since been labeled.

This is the characteristic of Internet public opinion.

Probably the person who exposed the post had already predicted it before throwing sewage.

As long as she gets dirty, she can't be cleaned anymore.

Regardless of clarification or not, no matter whether the post is deleted or not, as long as there is such a thing, there will always be people who believe it and attack it...

For a while, Xiang Wan hated watching the forums and reading book reviews, because from time to time, someone would jump out and say some specious words, which made her very irritable.

But soon she adjusted again.

No one knows what she will look like when she is in someone else's mouth. If she pays attention to every word, she won't have to live—

So, she stopped looking at those things, and those dirty things were excluded from her world.

Except for that mysterious ID.

Xiang Wan has been paying attention to it and caring about it.

Unfortunately, ID has not appeared in the book review area for a long time.

No matter what Xiang Wan's plot writes, it will never comment again.

This made Xiang Wan doubt his previous judgment...

Could it be that there is really no "mysterious person" operating it, it's just an ordinary ID registered with a mobile phone number, and she doesn't care about it when she's offline after talking about it, and she's the only one still worrying about it

After thinking about it for a while, Xiang Wan's scalp felt numb, and he took the opportunity of pouring water to take a peek at Bai Muchuan's office.

The door was always closed, and I don't know what he and Xing Liehuo were talking about inside.

well!

I sighed in my heart.

She's a little bit distracted.

The nature of this consultant's work is casual. Apart from Cao Mengjia's case, there are no other major cases, so she is not needed at all, and she has no room for development.

However, the colleagues on the team are very busy. Except for the two teams arranged by Bai Muchuan to focus on the line of the impeller, there are always some trivial matters in the jurisdiction that need them to deal with, and the work will never stop.

It can be said that the job of a criminal police officer is to open his eyes every day to solve things.

Xiang Wan walked around, and finally found out shamefully that she was the most leisurely one in the entire criminal investigation team.

So, she voluntarily wanted to take on the miscellaneous work of refilling tea and water, copying documents and so on...

"Come on, Xiao Liu, drink some water!"

Her initiative made Xiao Liu stand up in shock.

"Teacher Xiang, I will come, I will come, I will come by myself!"

Sitting in her cubicle, Xiao Liu was the most junior assistant policeman in the criminal investigation team. He blushed after receiving the water glass and kept thanking her.

"Why are you being polite!" Xiang Wan chuckled, "I see that you are all busy and don't have time to pour water, why don't you help me!"

Xiao Liu chuckled, thanked her again, and chatted with her for a few words, then suddenly turned his head, glanced in the direction of Bai Muchuan's office, and whispered, "Teacher Xiang, have you noticed that something is wrong with the boss today?"

Xiang Wan was still interested in hearing Bai Muchuan's gossip.

She asked softly, "What's wrong?"

Xiao Liu wrinkled his nose and shook his head, "I can't say. Anyway, I think the weather on our team is better today, and the boss's face suddenly turned cloudy... Also, do you think it's strange that today at the gate When I met the boss, he actually took the initiative to say hello to me. He smiled so beautifully... "

"..."

He smiled brightly, isn't it normal

Xiang Wan found out that the Bai Muchuan he learned from his colleagues was a little different.

It seems that what they know is not the same person at all...

That said, he doesn't smile at everyone, does he

Xiang Wan's heart was filled with a strange sweetness, just hearing his name, his nerves tensed...

It's over! She is really poisoned.

"Teacher Xiang, what are you laughing at?"

Xiao Liu saw that she curled up the corners of her lips, smiling silly and strangely by herself, a little bewildered.

"Why do I think your smile is a bit like the boss?"

Xiang Wan let out an uh, came back to her senses, suppressed her smile and coughed lightly, "Why? Didn't I find it funny when I heard you say it..."

"That's right!" Xiao Liu nodded, and guessed again: "You said, the boss is not in love, right?"

"Ugh!" Xiang Wan's throat constricted and he couldn't make a sound.

"I think it's possible. It's very similar, it's too similar." Xiao Liu said to himself, and suddenly became excited again, "It would be great if it was true. Our team will never be It's called the Bachelor Brigade..."

"Bachelor team?"

This name is a bit strange.

"Isn't it? Didn't you listen to what Tang Yuanchu said? From top to bottom of our team, including the team leader and trainer, all of them are bachelors. The only one married, Wang Chengming, was divorced by his wife. It's not a team of bachelors." What is it?" Xiao Liu shook his head, and said helplessly: "The criminal police are the hardest, the working hours are not stable, there is no time to fall in love, and the salary is not high, how can any girl like it?"

so miserable

Xiang Wan only knew that the criminal policeman worked hard, but he really didn't know that the criminal policeman was a person with difficult marriage and love affairs.

"No, I think it's good to be a detective! Justice, heroism, and manliness..."

"Come on you! Haha!" Xiao Liu laughed and blinked suddenly, "Have you heard the joke Tang Yuanchu said?"

"No." Xiang Wan was a little absent-minded, and suddenly felt that he should think of a way to solve the problem of older singles for these "difficult people".

"Oh! Look at Tang Yuanchu, he's handsome, right? He's the kind that attracts girls, right? In fact, before he was assigned to the team, he had a girlfriend who had been dating for a month. It's because he was going to Jincheng. Work, or a criminal police officer, that girl resolutely proposed to break up... "

"Ah!" Xiang Wan was slightly surprised.

There is such a history in the early Tang and Yuan Dynasties? She really hadn't heard of it.

After thinking about it, Xiang Wan sighed softly, "It's too ridiculous to break up because your boyfriend is a criminal policeman, isn't it?"

"It's not absurd, it's reality. At that time, Tang Yuanchu was a trainee, and he didn't have much money. He couldn't even afford the bag for the girl's birthday. In front of him, the girl was with someone who could afford the bag." gone-"

Quite bitter.

Xiang Wan pursed her lips, "But, what kind of joke is this?"

Xiao Liu was stunned for a moment, as if he had thought of something funny, he sneered, "I told you, don't ask him. Otherwise, that kid has to clean me up! I was the same time he drank, Accidentally said it..."

I didn't expect Xiao Liu to have this gossip attribute.

Xiang Wan was a little amused, and nodded heavily, "I promise not to say anything."

Xiao Liu lowered his voice, "That night, Tang Yuanchu was slapped in the face by a female ticket in public. When I came back, I couldn't think about it, so I sent someone a text message, sarcastically saying: Congratulations, because of a bag, I finally lost my virginity!"

"And then?" Xiang Wan raised his eyebrows, curious.

"That girl is dead. I sent him a reply: Congratulations too, not only did you find a good job, but you also kept your virginity for the rest of your life!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Hahaha!"

The two laughed.

This joke sounds funny at first, but when you think about it carefully, it's a bit uncomfortable.

It is also enough to prove that the various helplessness of the criminal police in the marriage and love market is true.

Of course, another reason is also because...they don't have a chance to meet girls.

Xiang Wan suddenly had an idea—

Isn't this kind of career a good match with their female Internet writers

Internet female writers also don't have the time and opportunity to meet outstanding men. The nature of their work determines that they need to be clean and hate being disturbed. If they are with criminal police, they will be in perfect harmony. You handle your case, and I write my book. I usually meet up when I have time, and I don’t have time to do my own things. How good is it

Thinking of this, she suddenly became beautiful.

Perfect match! Perfect match!

"What are you laughing at?"

The voice of Tang Yuanchu suddenly came over.

The two people who were talking with their heads down suddenly raised their heads and coughed lightly to cover up.

"nothing… "

Tang Yuanchu looked at them in disbelief, "Why do you feel that you are talking bad about me?"

Uh! The boy is so sensitive!

Looking at his neat police uniform, Xiang Wan quickly changed the topic, "Officer Tang is dressed so formally, where are you going?"

Tang Yuanchu glanced at her and Xiao Liu suspiciously, "Go on patrol!"

patrol? Xiang Wan knew that the Criminal Investigation Team would often organize police officers to patrol the streets at night in order to deter crime. But they didn't seem to have such a mission during the day.

"National Day is coming soon!" Tang Yuanchu explained, "The task of maintaining stability is heavy."

After a pause, he glanced at Xiang Wan again, "Over the Avenue of Stars, there is a crew filming, the boss told us to pay more attention..."

Oh, so Xiang Wan understood.

After thinking about it, she asked, "Do you need any manpower?"

Tang Yuanchu chuckled, "You?"

Xiang Wan puffed out his chest, "Me? Just use me as a police assistant! Anyway, I'm idle."

Tang Yuanchu chuckled, "That can't be done. Boss..."

Seeing the light in his kid's eyes, Xiang Wan knew what he was going to say... But she really didn't want more colleagues to have bad associations with her relationship with Bai Muchuan. So she quickly interrupted him, "It's okay, boss, I will tell him!"

Tang Yuanchu looked at her, opened his mouth, and slowly closed it after a while.

"Okay! The boss agrees, I have no objection."

Whether Bai Muchuan would agree, Xiang Wan had no idea.

She went to the toilet, and went to Bai Muchuan's office for a walk.

The door was closed tightly, not a single word escaped.

It's almost forty minutes, what are the two big men talking about inside

She wondered for a moment curiously, she couldn't go in and disturb their business, so she came back and sent Bai Muchuan a message on her mobile phone.

"I have nothing to do today, I want to go out to study with Tang Yuanchu, I hope the boss approves!"

Soon, Bai Muchuan replied.

"Okay. Stay safe!"

yeah! agreed.

Xiang Wan was a little excited.

One is that she can go out to patrol the streets, and the other is that Bai Muchuan gave her full freedom.

After simply tidying up, she went to meet Tang Yuanchu.

However, Tang Yuanchu looked her up and down and frowned, "Are you going out to patrol the streets like this?"

Xiang Wan looked down at himself, then at Tang Yuanchu, "Otherwise?"

Tang Yuanchu sighed, "Go get a uniform!"

Xiang Wan's eyes lit up, "Is it okay?"

Tang Yuanchu pursed his lips and nodded slightly, "I think it's okay!"

There is no siren sign on the policeman's duty uniform, and the epaulets, badges, and armbands are also different from the police uniform, but the uniform is still heroic when worn on the body. When I look in the police mirror, Xiang Wan suddenly feels hot and full of brains, an inexplicable feeling A sense of mission filled my chest...

"Tsk, so handsome!"

Seeing her coming out, Tang Yuanchu snapped his fingers.

"Teacher Xiang, I think you might as well take the police transfer exam..."

Xiang Wan's smiling face slowly darkened when he heard this, and he smiled awkwardly.

"I... can't."

"Why not?" Tang Yuanchu was an enthusiastic person, and he kept giving her advice as he walked, "Actually, this exam is as difficult as it is difficult, and as easy as it is said. As long as you think about it, we can help you if you don't fail the exam. , you work on the team, with this convenience... "

BALABALA, he said a lot.

Xiang Wan bowed his head, let out a muffled laugh, and walked in front of him.

"I don't have a degree—"

She doesn't have a college degree, and she doesn't even have the qualifications for reference. What kind of test does she take

Tang Yuanchu froze in place, looked at her slender back, and closed his mouth.

Going out to patrol the streets is a new experience.

For the future of the novel, Xiang Wan cherished this opportunity very much.

There were four people in the patrol car. In addition to Xiang Wan and Tang Yuanchu, there was one named He Wencai and one named Wang Qiming. They were the unlucky criminal policeman Xiao Liu said was divorced by his wife. The age difference between the four people is not too big, and they have more common topics. Except for Tang Yuanchu who occasionally speaks cheaply, the other two are relatively shy and honest, talking and laughing along the way, and getting along very harmoniously.

Xiang Wan was a member of the criminal investigation team who became a monk on the way. He had not received pre-job training, so he was not considered a formal police officer. In fact, when he first started working, his mind was still a little "fuzzy", and he often couldn't find a sense of existence and belonging... On the team, If you have anything to do, you basically don't call her. The result of being polite is that she often feels like an outsider.

Especially a few days ago, after Bai Muchuan refused her to intervene in the case, her position was even more embarrassing. But today at work, Bai Muchuan asked someone to inform her that she had participated in the case analysis meeting. One word from the boss means that their relationship has broken the ice, and it also means that she has officially returned to the revolutionary ranks. Everyone no longer has to worry about talking to her, and they get closer to each other in an instant...

And Xiang Wan was also very interested in the real life of the criminal police and was happy to communicate with them. Talk about work, life, one by one, and feel very happy.

After a while, the patrol car arrived at the Avenue of Stars.

This street is very famous in Jincheng.

On a boulevard, there are several scenic spots, and crews film here all the year round.

The crew of "Grey List" was also here recently.

As soon as the patrol car arrived at the intersection, I saw some little girls with SLRs walking and taking pictures, or sitting and chatting on the side of the street, their young faces couldn't hide their excitement. Just by looking at them, you can tell that they are loyal fans of which star came to visit the class. Even if you can’t see the idol in person, walking on the street where the idol passes by and smelling the smell of the idol is also fun...

Tang Yuanchu shook his head, and began to sigh again, "You don't know what's wrong with people nowadays? What is there to admire about celebrities? They are all fucking gods!"

Wang Chengming agreed, "This also proves that the spirit of our people is empty? Entertaining stars are originally for entertaining people. But now there are too many teenagers in the second grade, and the value of stars has also increased..."

He Wencai: "I think this is the result of capital packaging. Without star effect, how can capital make money..."

When it comes to money, several policemen are silent.

Celebrities can't earn the money for making a movie in their entire lives.

Their blood and sweat are often not recognized and respected...

In silence, the patrol car moved forward slowly.

After a long time, Tang Yuanchu suddenly laughed.

"Brothers, don't think so much. People have to pursue something when they are alive, right? As long as we don't lose our hearts!"

"What's wrong with you! It's people! I haven't had a good night's sleep for days!"

"Yes! I'm not on duty tonight, so I'll treat you to a drink! After drinking, go home and sleep, okay?"

"... yo? Drinks, please? Did I hear you right?"

"Pfft! Of course." Tang Yuanchu snorted, suddenly filled with pride, "Lan Guixiangfang, I will treat you tonight! Teacher Xiang, you come too."

Everyone knows that Lan Kwai Xiang Fong has high consumption.

But Tang and Yuanchu had already said everything, and it was hard for anyone to say it. Languixiangfang is too expensive, so why don't you invite him

Men want face the most, and they are most afraid of being refuted by others.

Wang Chengming glanced at him, "Is this going to contribute a month's salary? Brother, be honest!"

Tang Yuanchu stared slightly, and said angrily, "Stop looking down on people? What kind of monthly salary? At least three months!"

Wang Chengming gasped, "Isn't it, your brain is out of your mind?"

Tang Yuanchu smiled disapprovingly, "I can't afford to invite too many, once or twice is fine."

Wang Chengming snorted, wanting to stop, "I said Tang Yuanchu, aren't you crazy, boy?"

He Wencai patted him on the shoulder suddenly, and his face burst into a smile, "Wang Chengming, be serious! How long has Tang Yuanchu been on the team? Hasn't it been hard work for you to stick to the line, principles and policies that don't pull anything out? Why don't you?" Allow people to reform and reform! Come on, shut up, and kill him tonight... "

Several people talked and laughed.

At this moment, a man rushed out of the alley near the teahouse in front of him, with blood dripping from his forehead, running down his cheeks, and running in a hurry, when he saw a patrol car coming from the front, he was taken aback, and suddenly turned around , galloping desperately in the opposite direction—

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