Muchuan and Xiang Wan

Chapter 136: the door god of the sink

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"Fuck!"

"That guy has a problem, chase after him!"

Crack! The patrol car stepped on the accelerator and rushed out.

Several people cheered up and chased in the direction that the person was running. But that guy not only ran fast, but also slipped very fast. He didn't run very far. Seeing the police approaching, he saw an alley and went in.

The Avenue of Stars has many scenic spots, many people coming and going, and there are many small alleys that are only for walking, exuding a quaint temperament. Rows upon rows of teahouses and small shops fill it, accounting for half of the road. As soon as this person slipped in, it was like a loach in a pond, and it was difficult to catch up.

"Fuck!" Tang Yuanchu roared, "Stop!"

Before the car stopped, he jumped off and chased after him.

"Get out of the way! Police!"

The police chased people in the street, and the passers-by gave way one after another. He Wencai and Wang Chengming followed closely, and were led around several alleys by that guy. The place is too narrow, and there are seven horizontal and eight vertical, even though the three men are strong and strong, they are also exhausted and panting like cows, so they stopped the guy.

By the time Xiang Wan ran over panting, they had already caught him, and pressed his hands against the wall with his hands behind his back.

"Damn, are you still running? Well, are you going to run?"

The guy was about 170 tall, a bit thin, with a cropped head, slender eyes, but his face was haggard and swollen, as if he couldn't open his eyes.

"It hurts, it hurts to death. Dude, take it easy, your hand is going to break off!"

Tang Yuanchu slapped him on the shoulder, out of anger, "Do you still know it hurts? You know it hurts and you run away? Huh? What are you running for!?"

The guy turned his head back in a daze, looking at Tang Yuanchu's face under the police cap, he seemed a little confused, "Didn't you tell me to run away?"

them? Tang Yuanchu exchanged glances with Xiang Wan and He Wencai, loosened his hold on the man, and slowly twisted him to face himself.

"Speak clearly! What's going on?"

The guy hissed, rubbed his shoulders, shook his arms vigorously, and asked Tang Yuanchu nonchalantly, laughing nonchalantly.

"Brothers, how is my performance?"

People couldn't understand more and more.

"what are you saying?"

"I said brother, how was my performance just now? Did I run fast?"

What is this all about

Tang Yuanchu got angry and almost slapped him.

"It's close to less, hurry up and explain the situation!"

"Oh! Are you still acting?" The man laughed, looked at them, and bared his teeth triumphantly, "Professionals are different, they act much better than me, just like the real thing. Just now When I ran, my legs trembled in fright, as if I was actually being chased by the police, I almost peed my pants—”

"..."

The three policemen were confused.

After listening to it for a long time, Xiang Wan vaguely noticed something.

She pushed Tang Yuanchu away, stepped forward, and asked the man with a smile.

"What's your name?"

The beauty's sudden words made the man startled, and he responded reflexively.

"Chen Liu!"

After speaking, he narrowed his eyes with a smile, looked at Xiang Wan and asked, "Are you a star? I haven't seen you in the film crew..."

Celebrity? Xiang Wan raised his eyebrows, "You think we're filming?"

Chen Liu was startled, examined her for a moment, and then looked at Tang Yuanchu's serious expressions.

"Could it be... Isn't it?"

Xiang Wan smiled slightly, looked at Tang Yuanchu, "Officer Tang—"

Tang Yuanchu understood, and took out his police officer ID, "Hongjiang District Criminal Investigation Team Police Officer, Tang Yuanchu! Tell me, what happened to the blood on your face? Why did you run like crazy when you saw us coming?"

"Wow!" Chen Liu didn't answer the question, but carefully looked at Tang Yuanchu's police card, his lips twitched like a fool, "Is it a real policeman? It's real. Impossible! It's just a test play ?”

"Ask you something? Say it!" Talking to such a guy who doesn't match his lips, Tang Yuanchu raised his eyebrows in anger.

Seeing him getting angry, Chen Liu was timid, shrank his neck and whispered: "Officer, I, I don't know what's going on. I'm an extra who came to audition today..."

Having said that, he raised his sleeve and wiped his forehead.

As a result, the blood on his forehead was all over his face, and his sleeves were also stained red by the blood.

He looked at the sleeves, and smiled proudly, "This makeup looks old, doesn't it? Haha, unexpected, the blood is fake."

"..."

make up. actor.

Tang Yuanchu was so angry that the fire floated upwards.

"You said you are an extra, why did you run away when you saw the police? What are you afraid of?"

Chen Liu was glared at by Tang Yuanchu, and scratched his head nervously, "I just ran away when I saw the police? No, I didn't know you were real police! Just now our boss said, let me try it out , This scene is like this, when I go out of the alley and see the police, I'm about to run away..."

Everyone can't laugh or cry.

"What kind of scenes are you shooting? And the scene where you run away when you see the police?"

""Grey List", hehe, I just want to shoot "Grey List". Even showing a back in "Grey List" is awesome, right? Hehehe, of course I will run away when I see the police ! Not only do you have to run, but you also have to run fast, so the boss likes it!"

The man spoke a little incoherently.

Xiang Wan judged from his expression and communication that this person had a low IQ.

After thinking about it, she asked the key point, "What do you mean by boss?"

"The boss is the boss!" Chen Liu was ignorant from the beginning to the end, looking at his brain is not very good.

Xiang Wan frowned slightly to explain more clearly.

"I'm asking you, who is the boss who asked you to audition?"

Chen Liu groaned, and laughed again, "The boss is our agent. Hehe, not only celebrities have managers, we also have extras. When the crew needs extras, the boss will come to us audition..."

He was confused, but Xiang Wan probably understood.

This "boss" is almost the leader who helps these actors take over jobs.

The problem is, how does this boss know that the police are coming

Xiang Wan turned her back, exchanged opinions with Tang Yuanchu, and said to Chen Liu: "Go, take us to meet your boss!"

what! Chen Liu was shocked, "Officer... I, I didn't do anything, I didn't break the law, why did I ask the boss, if the boss is not happy, I will be deducted money..."

Deduction of money, so strict

Xiang Wan was slightly taken aback, and smiled to comfort him, "Don't be afraid, we'll just ask your boss a few questions!"

"No, isn't it?!" Chen Liu seemed to be a little afraid of the boss, and stammered to refuse, but seeing Tang Yuanchu's face darkened, he had no choice but to give in, "Oh! Let's go, let's go!"

The patrol car was still parked outside.

Several people came out carrying Chen Liu, attracting many passers-by to watch.

Chen Liu walked all the way and explained to others that he was leading the way for the police officers, and he was not arrested by the police officers for committing crimes.

Really!

His solution made pedestrians laugh.

Looking at this silly Chen Liu, Xiang Wan laughed too.

However, when they returned to the intersection next to the teahouse, they stopped laughing.

At the place where they found Chen Liu, there was a group of people, some of whom were still wearing neat police uniforms.

"Chen Liu! Where the hell have you been?" The one who rushed out of the crowd to yell and curse was a middle-aged fat man with a big bald head and a big gold chain around his neck. He looked like a gangster.

He took a few steps forward, glared at Chen Liu, then looked at Tang Yuanchu and Xiang Wan who were beside him, and asked suspiciously.

"What are you doing? Which crew are you from? Robbing people from me?"

"..." Crew

Xiang Wan glanced at the policemen behind Fatty, "Are you filming?"

The fat man looked them up and down, his eyes were fixed, and he seemed to have realized it, and asked weakly, "Are you... the police?"

"..."

Oolong. An oolong.

The crew of "Grey List" is preparing to shoot a street chase scene with police and robbers.

The person named Chen Liu, because his appearance resembled the prototype of the characters in "Grey List", was recruited by the fat man to play a temporary cameo.

But Chen Liu's brain is not very good. He just explained the plot to him and put on makeup. Routine ran away...

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. A few police officers, I'm causing you trouble!"

The fat man kept apologizing, nodded and bowed his head, and he looked like a social person who was very good at doing things.

Looking at him, Tang Yuanchu looked back at the street again, feeling a little puzzled, "Don't you all need to sign when you're filming?"

"Yes, yes. Because the filming hasn't officially started yet..." Fatty said here, he seemed angry, he turned around and kicked Chen Liu, gritted his teeth, and said, "This idiot didn't know, so he rushed out and ran away. I can't even catch up with-"

Having said that, he stretched out his hand to shake hands with Tang Yuanchu in apology.

"I'm so sorry, Officer, to trouble you—"

Tang Yuanchu stretched out his hand in vain, and was surprised to find that there were several red cards of Grandpa Mao in the fat man's palm.

"What are you doing?"

The fat man chuckled, blinked his eyes expertly, and said, "The police officers have worked hard to maintain law and order, so take it for tea!"

"Nonsense!" Tang Yuanchu was still a new policeman. It was the first time he saw this kind of blatant bribery. His cheeks were burning. He gave him an angry look, and then looked back at the group of policemen in "costumes". See how awkward, the tone is already extremely unfriendly.

"Be careful next time! Don't disturb public order!"

"Got it. Got it. Officers, go slowly! Go slow!"

After this kind of oolong, and then boarded the patrol car, the four of them were a little dull.

Tang Yuanchu was still depressed, and complained for a while, "Nimma, these people who act as policemen look more like policemen than us. But we are mistaken for fake policemen. What the hell is going on?"

"Isn't it?" He Wencai sighed, "Look at them, they all have red lips and white teeth, and they are all heroic. How can they look like you and me? They can't get enough sleep every day, and they have blue lips and white faces when they come out to work, just like ghosts! "

"Hahaha! That's you. I'm still handsome!"

"Come on you! You are so handsome, why do you still have your virginity?"

"He Wencai, if you say one more fucking word, you will turn your face immediately?"

Seeing that Tang Yuanchu was impatient, He Wencai quickly zipped up his mouth, and shut his mouth obediently.

While they were talking, Xiang Wan had been thinking in silence.

How could it be such a coincidence? Just happened to meet, just ran away, they just happened to chase

The patrol team walked along the Avenue of Stars, walked around the area again, and returned to the team at around twelve noon.

At this point, the cafeteria is already open.

The boys seemed to have been reincarnated from starvation, washed their hands and rushed straight to the cafeteria. Xiang Wan was a little gentler, went back to the office and took a hydrating spray, went to the sink, washed his hands clean, and "fluttered" on his face a few times in front of the mirror. The whole person slowed down.

The ultraviolet rays were still strong at the end of September, and the temperature at noon was also high. She was sweating profusely just now, her face was flushed, and she felt that she was seriously dehydrated.

If she has to go to work like this every day, she may have to look like her African brothers and sisters in less than a month...

"What are you doing sneakily?"

Just as Xiang Wan put the hydrating spray into her bag, Bai Muchuan's deep voice came from behind.

Does this person walk without sound

She was taken aback, turned her head and raised her eyebrows, "What? The white team also wants to ask about the privacy of female comrades?"

Bai Muchuan nodded, suddenly realized, he casually leaned over his head and looked at her face, "Is your relative here?"

relative? Xiang Wan didn't realize it for a while, and stared at him blankly, "What relative?"

Bai Muchuan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Privacy of women comrades—isn't there a big aunt here?"

I rely on! Even my aunt knows? Xiang Wan was in a bad mood, so embarrassed, she narrowed her eyes and whispered at him, "Team Bai, why did I find you so erotic?"

Bai Muchuan: ...

Taking a breath, he squinted at Xiang Wan, solemnly, "Physical hygiene, which middle school students know, can be thought so badly by you. Teacher Xiang, who is more pornographic between us?"

Xiang Wan always lost in verbal battles with him.

With a soft snort, she simply stopped talking and changed the subject directly.

"What did you talk to that Boss Xing about today? I see you both locked up in the office for an hour and didn't come out..."

Bai Muchuan's eyes dimmed for a moment, and then turned on again. One hand slowly and domineeringly wrapped around her waist, propped it on the sink, completely wrapped her body in his arms, and smiled wickedly, "I want to know." ?”

Xiang Wan raised a finger and put it on his arm carefully, not to let him bully him, "Of course!"

Ah! Bai Muchuan looked into her big dark eyes, curled his lips, and said arrogantly: "Then you have to be qualified to ask me first? For example, you have to tell me who you are to me first? Only a very close relationship , I'll tell her."

Xiang Wan sighed helplessly, and patted his arm, "Forget it, I don't want to know."

"Give it up?" he asked.

"That's right!" Xiang Wan replied with a smile, but he knew in his heart that Bai Muchuan would naturally say things that she could know, and things that he couldn't let her know, even if she really admitted any relationship, he would not tell her. .

Therefore, she refused to be fooled.

Seeing that he still didn't take back his hand, her body became slightly hot, and she glared at him again.

"Qikai? Don't want to eat?"

Bai Muchuan smiled lightly, with deep eyes, "Eat, but I have to wait for my girlfriend to come with me."

girlfriend…

These three words, with a sudden ambiguity, slammed into Xiang Wan's fragile little heart, and it took her a long time to calm down, and she followed his example and said arrogantly: "I didn't agree. Well, Comrade Bai Muchuan, don't forget, you are still in the probationary period! Therefore, our relationship is only one-sided at present, please respect yourself."

"Oh! One-sided relationship?" Bai Muchuan was amused by her, leaning against the edge of the pool, stroked her hair, "Have you gained strength? Xiao Xiangwan."

"Don't move!" Xiang Wan gave him a look, then looked outside, "Aren't you afraid of someone coming?"

"It's time to eat!" Bai Muchuan leaned over with a smile, his handsome face was in full bloom in front of her, "No one will know what we are doing..."

When he spoke, his breath sprayed on her face, neck, and ears, numb, itchy, and crispy, like ants crawling on her body, scratching Xiangwan's scalp numb, in his gentle voice In the line of sight, the blood rushed up against it disobediently, and blushed with embarrassment, "I tell you, don't push yourself too hard!"

Bai Muchuan raised his eyebrows, blinked his peachy eyes, and smiled at her, "Are you shy?"

"Who's shy!" Xiang Wan refused to admit it at all, and pushed him with his hands, "Get out of the way, don't be a doorkeeper here!"

"Kiss me once, and I'll get out of the way." Bai Muchuan's voice was deep and charming, Xiang Wan's hairs stood on end, and his heart shook violently...

It was a weird feeling.

Uncomfortable, flustered, at a loss, within minutes of him approaching, my heart felt like numbness, like my breathing quickened. But he was very calm, standing in front of her like that, his smile was as warm as the warm sun in early winter, his tall and powerful figure forced her to hide in front of the sink, and the whole world was messed up by him...

"Huh? No?" He lowered his head and almost approached her cheek, "Then it's okay for me to kiss you."

"Bai Muchuan, let's make an agreement." Xiang Wan hurriedly pushed him, and whispered feebly, "You can't mess around..."

"… Ah!"

Seeing her stretching her paws like a cat without any attack power, Bai Muchuan seemed to hold back for a long time, and finally couldn't help laughing.

Then, he gently twitched the tip of her nose, and smiled dotingly: "I'm just kidding you, idiot. Are you serious?"

childish! How could it be so funny!

Xiang Wan gave him a vicious look, then stepped on his foot, "Hehehe, is that right? I was just kidding you too!"

As she said that, she stepped straight on his instep, ignoring his grinning in pain, and said lightly, "I'm going to eat. Team Bai, see you later!"

"Black hearted things!" Bai Muchuan chuckled, looked down at the footprints on the shoes, cleaned them with paper, washed his hands carefully, and then walked out slowly.

Unexpectedly, Xiang Wan stood in the corridor waiting for him with his arms folded.

His expression was leisurely, with a half-smile, not a smile, a state of being overwhelmed by him, which made him a little annoyed.

Bai Muchuan raised his lips and approached with a light smile, "Teacher Xiang, wait for me here?"

Xiang Wan hummed, "Yes!"

Bai Muchuan's handsome eyes brightened, and he chuckled softly, "Didn't you say you want to keep a low-key camaraderie?"

Xiang Wan pouted, "Otherwise? What do you think I'm waiting for you?"

Bai Muchuan smiled, "Isn't it because you regretted not kissing me just now?"

"You're so beautiful!" Xiang Wan snorted, completely imitating Bai Muchuan's previous arrogant appearance, squinting at him nonchalantly, keeping his expression down, and said seriously: "There is something. I encountered it a little strangely. I want to report to you!"

"Oh! Business?" Bai Muchuan raised his voice and pointed forward, "Let's go, let's chat while eating."

"it is good!"

The two walked side by side and went to the cafeteria.

There were not many people returning to the team for dinner today, they sat casually, chatting in twos and threes.

Xiang Wan asked for food and habitually sat by the window.

Soon, Bai Muchuan came over with a meal, sat opposite her, with a serious face, and asked in a businesslike manner, "Tell me, what's the matter?"

Before he came over, Xiang Wan had already summed up the "speech" in his mind. After hearing his question, he explained the oolong incident on the Avenue of Stars in a few words.

"I always feel weird! I can't figure out where the blame is..."

She pondered deeply and sighed slowly. Bai Muchuan on the opposite side suddenly frowned.

"No!" He said, suddenly put down his chopsticks, with an extremely dignified expression.

Xiang Wan was startled, and looked up at him, "What's wrong? Did you think of something?"

Bai Muchuan pressed his temples, and looked at her with a strange expression, "You are still a loyal fan of Mu Ershao. You don't know what the plot is?"

Uh? what is it

The plot of "Grey List" is too long, and there are many cases involved, how would she remember it in a short while

Bai Muchuan looked at her bewildered little face, and said slowly: "The plot was a plan to turn the tiger away from the mountain. The criminals wanted to trade drugs, but they got the news in advance that the police were going to search. At that time, the criminals wanted to contact the dealer. It was too late for Fang to change the location. He was so quick-witted that he asked someone to run away with a suitcase, leading the police away..."

"Ah!" Xiang Wan was stunned.

Yes indeed! She felt something was wrong just now, but she didn't connect the plot.

Having said that, she understood that her suspicion was due to the plot of the novel "Grey List".

However, is that scene a realistic interpretation of the plot of the novel

"Team White, shall we now..."

Bai Muchuan put down the bowl and chopsticks, and stood up resolutely.

He clapped his hands, and when everyone looked over, he roared with a sullen face.

"Brothers, get ready to start!"

-----Off Topic-----

Is it not cruel, is it not scary, is it a very loving book? ... If the little fairies see it well, please give Erjin a call...