Mulan Has No Elder Brother

Chapter 132: What a thief

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After Di Yefei failed to grow a beard, the whole person was depressed a lot. Most of the people in the same fire were both regretful and secretly happy about this incident.

Just like Na Luohun, they all felt that if Di Yefei had a beard, he would definitely look like a ladyboy, but it was better to be a ladyboy than a woman. At least he didn't need to cover his face when fighting, so he could kill the enemy as little as possible. Ye Fei was kidnapped by the enemy.

Di Yefei had no hope at all, and promised his mother that she would not allow herself to harm herself under any circumstances. This face was almost an unsolvable predicament, which trapped him to the death.

Every time Di Yefei showed a depressed and melancholy face, He Mulan wanted to go up and shake him for a while.

'You are so melancholy just because you are beautiful, look at me! No one thinks I'm a woman if I disguise myself as a fucking man into the barracks! It's not worse than you! At least everyone loves me if I look beautiful. I'm not beautiful when I'm a woman and I'm not handsome when I'm a man. Wouldn't it be more pitiful! '

Of course, these words can only be spit out in her heart. If He Mulan really wanted to grab Di Yefei and yell, she would not dare.

The pain of the ten whips was still on her shoulders and back. She didn't dare to take a bath, take medicine, or melt away the blood. She was supported by a good body. This kind of thing made her realize the importance of Bai Hua Mulan's low-key in her previous life. At least Hua Mulan was not stripped of her trousers and subjected to a cane, or her shirt was stripped of her cane in public.

Just whipping was enough to make her unforgettable.

In the days that followed, He Mulan's flaming figure seemed to be holding a fire, venting the regret that Dabi couldn't participate and the resentment that he had worked hard for for a long time. He was ordered to fight several times, and he not only chased after Mangu for thousands of miles, but also achieved impressive results.

He Mulan's good archery has become the biggest killer. The full 150-step range has turned many neglectful Rouran people into unintelligible ghosts. It's a pity that they couldn't find a better bow because of their status. After He Mulan opened the bow a few times, the string or body of the bow would be broken, and the consumption was astonishing.

On this day, He Mulan and others followed the elites of the main army of the right army and the central army to defend the southward movement of the Rouran people. Since Rouran seems to have dispatched several genuine generals, instead of wandering soldiers and trying to loot, the other party He even put on a battle and wanted to fight.

As soon as He Mulan saw the long line lined up, he remembered the battle in which he died for the first time, but this time the left army became the right army, and the middle army was not all elites.

Having said that, if it wasn't for the Zuo army's roaring past, the Zuo army general was dismissed, and the Zuo army was ordered not to fight. Like this kind of tough battle, it's really not necessarily the right army's turn to be the protector.

There are also many generals in Rouran's king's tent. These are different from the wolves of the khanate. They also gain wealth and status in the king's tent by obtaining military merit. Therefore, like the generals of the Great Wei, they all hope to be able to A dignified showdown of male and female, won the honor.

There was a joke in the Wei army. It was said in Xianbei and translated into Chinese. . This shows how difficult the general of Rouran is.

The formations of the two sides were lined up. The Northern Wei archers who were good at riding and archery shot a pass first, and the archers on Rouran's side also attacked each other. After a flurry of arrows, both sides were killed and injured. The black armored general led a group of black armored cavalry to charge, completely disrupting Rouran's formation.

Although the overall strength of the right army is not the strongest among the three armies, it has the largest number of people and pays attention to efficiency.

You can see the one with a bag of sand on the waist, which is used to cast eyes on the Fa during the war; you can also see the one with a whole piece of tiger or leopard skin under the saddle, it is to scare the opponent found by horse...

As the guard of the right army, it is simply a nightmare for the Rouran people. The left army will probably pay attention not to break up the formation of the central army. The general Rouran was completely stunned, and he was shocked by the right army who surrounded him completely out of order. As the elite of the elite, the Yingyang army of the central army kept biting the other's command. Regardless of the position, even the banner officers who gave orders for the evolution were ordered to be shot dead.

The defeat of the other party was only a matter of moments. The collapse of the army was like thawing of a river. Everything fell apart, collided with each other, and crowded each other. The soldiers of the Central Army and the Right Army were riding on Lun Lai like flying, and they just chopped, chopped, stomped, killed, butchered, as well as what they liked about the other side, and threw something of their own on the dead as a mark , wait for it.

The Chinese army pursued General Rouran and left, leaving the right army behind. This order immediately made the right army cheer. This is undoubtedly a feast of killing, and it is also the best target for military exploits and trophies.

"The Age of Rebirth"

The Central Army was so generous that it gave them all of this.

The other party is the cavalry under King Rouran's tent, not those poor sweaty slaves!

Let's talk about He Mulan.

The friendship between men sometimes heats up quickly because of fights together. When Di Yefei was insulted in the water tent, there was a group fight because of He Mulan and Na Luohun's rescue. Many people in the Right Army participated in this incident, and the fight was dark and dark.

Some had had festivals before, and took the opportunity to take revenge, while others simply couldn't bear to see this group of people bullying a "woman" (big fog) and fighting for Di Yefei's injustice. There are also people who admire the martial arts character of He Mulan and Na Luohun and are willing to help together. This group fought with the group of people who humiliated Di Yefei, and then ate a whip. Naturally, there are also It's a bit of a "difficult brother" meaning.

Hu Lihun, Tuluo Daman, and Adan Zhiqi in He Mulan's fire all like to make friends, and whether they are popular, you come and I go, and you will get to know many of your comrades in a few moments. When the war started, sometimes they were in danger. These people knew that He Mulan's side was very powerful, and they often fled in the direction of He Mulan and the others shamelessly. A small group was formed, with He Mulan as the center, fighting the enemy bravely.

Di Yefei was just like her previous life. She was nicknamed "Bloody Beauty" because of her blood-soaked sexiness. However, because He Mulan acted differently from Hua Mulan, she did not hide her ability, and was sought after by many as someone who could follow her. Not even a centurion or a thousand centurion.

I think that if she is promoted in the future, there will be many younger brothers bowing their heads and bowing.

On this day, He Mulan was chasing the Rouran people. He Mulan, uncharacteristically, did not shoot arrows first, but raised his spear, and killed countless enemies neatly and brought him down. The power of idols in the army has always been endless. This He Mulan let go of his hands to kill the enemy, and he was carrying a murder weapon in the world. The people on He Mulan's side were also shocked, and they had a 12-point morale. The enemy was defeated and scattered, and dared not turn back.

"I said Hua Mulan, I came out today and took the wrong medicine. Why did she fight so fiercely..." A'Dan Zhiqi was soft-hearted. Of course, his exploits also made him overjoyed. "Watch out for the whiplash on your back."

"The whiplash is almost healed." He Mulan took off the red tassels on the gun. The red tassels had already sucked human blood and couldn't suck any more. Slippery hands and dirty plackets.

She is now used to being the same as other members of the Right Army. When she goes out to battle, she wears a dirty old robe that is dusty outside. If it is too dirty, she will throw it away. Once it is stained with blood, it is not necessary to wash it. Second, it is inconspicuous and will not cause the opponent's Rouran to pursue and kill.

If it weren't for the fact that there were four generals, some people would have died for the attribute of "dropping after death" because of their blinding equipment.

"Chang Huo, do you have something on your mind?" Di Yefei asked casually, "Looking at you, you seem to be holding back a burst of anger..."

"It's not about holding back a fire..."

He Mulan tried her best to make her expression look ruthless.

She said the answer in the eyes of everyone, worried or curious.

"I'm in a hurry."

***

He Mulan really couldn't take it anymore. Even pulling the bow, she felt that her bladder was about to explode, but she had no choice but to fight hard. Under the impetus of "urgency to urinate", she burst out with 150% of her strength and cleaned it up. The remaining soldiers in this area captured several mid-level generals who seemed to be of high status.

In the army, whether it is marching or daily drills, generally dry food is eaten instead of gruel. The gruel is only when the weather is very cold, or when the time is really too late to make dry food, throw a handful of chestnuts, put a jar of water, and you can eat it when you come back.

The reason why most of the army eat Hu cakes or other dry food is that it is convenient to march, and secondly, that there is less water, so there is no need to go to the toilet frequently.

The drills in the army are not bad. After all, there is still time to rest. When you really arrive on the battlefield, it is normal to leave the camp in the morning and return in the evening. If you really have to fight halfway, how can there be time for you

You can't say to the Rouran person across from you, "I'm sorry guys, let's take a break and let me go to pee first?"

If I really want to do this, I'm afraid that the last drop of water left in this world is not tears, but urine that can't be held back.

No one in He Mulan likes to drink water. She used to have a habit of getting up early in the morning with a cup of warm water, but she has changed her life here, because going to the toilet is too dangerous. I was sent away in the "tuba", and if so, that kind of shame is not enough for outsiders.

It's just that I didn't die today, and I didn't know what the situation was. I suddenly felt anxious in the middle of the battle with the enemy, and I couldn't help it. Unfortunately, she was on a horse, and she couldn't even clip her legs. When the horse bounced, she just wanted to die.

If it's really diarrhoea, won't people die of laughter

When the battle was over, she immediately hit the horse and whipped the whip, and she didn't care about the expressions of the companions, and ran straight to the place where no one was inhabited.

There are large grasslands outside Montenegro, but more of them are uninhabited wilderness. He Mulan wanted to find a leeward place, and he had to have a wide field of vision in front of him, so he could jump up and counterattack at any time due to possible enemies.

Damn, in ancient times, there was no way to even go to the toilet!

Who said crossing is good? It's time to let them see this wild age for themselves!

He Mulan finally found a mound. Seeing that there was no one around, she untied her trousers and relaxed for a while, feeling that her stomach was suffering a little pain.

Based on the amount of water these men in the army drink, she is sure that most of them will develop urinary or kidney stones in the future. Well, riding horses all day long, it is estimated that the prostate is not good.

As soon as she relaxed, she began to think wildly, but she heard the sound of horses' hooves suddenly behind the hill, and then the sound of clattering iron shoes. Startled, she immediately grabbed her pants, jumped up, and hurriedly tied her pants.

At this moment, she misses modern rubber bands, at least not so hard.

Three floors!

The three layers are all belts!

To go around several times!

If you don't pay attention, you will fall into the urine!

After He Mulan tidied up his trousers and grasped the spear, he carefully hid it in front of the mound.

Is the visitor friend or foe? Could it be the Rouran who escaped alone

It is very likely that she has run so far, and has already left the range of the right army.

He Mulan nervously held the gun, ready to shoot him when the enemy came around the hill.

In fact, most of the time, she can't tell the difference between Rouran and Xianbei, and relies more on "roaring" to identify their identities. On the battlefield, there was a lot of fighting. Most of the people who spoke Xianbei were Wei soldiers, and those who used the Xiongnu language or other words that they could not understand were mostly Rouran people.

Of course, there are also unfortunate ones, who were not regarded as their own by both parties, and were hacked to death in front of friendly troops. In this era without unified armor and flags, the confusion of the command and identification system has become one of the most unbearable problems for He Mulan.

He Mulan held the spear and didn't make a sound, but the latecomer who made the sound of iron boots behind the hill suddenly stopped and never stepped forward.

He Mulan was shocked.

Could it be found

It's over, her horse is still...

The fear in He Mulan's heart was still undecided, and the sound of iron boots suddenly sounded again, and he ran towards her at an extremely fast speed. He was already nervous during the battle, not to mention that He Mulan was still alone from the right army, and immediately turned around and ran in the direction of his horse.

Halfway through the run, she suddenly came back to her senses.

Run away!

The other party is also alone!

The other party obviously thought so too, and he took out his saber and shot to intercept it. He Mulan raised his gun to block, and the two sides blocked their weapons. They both felt that the other party was not weak, and immediately aroused the heart of a test, and they exchanged hands.

He Mulan was wearing a leather armor, but the other party was wearing a bright light armor. On both sides of the shoulders were lions with wide eyes, obviously not an ordinary soldier.

He Mulan dared to discuss with him, but also thought that there would never be such armor on Rouran's side. Since he is a member of the same army and an admiral, a test will not hurt his life, and he may get blue eyes. .

It's just that the Mingguang Armor was called "Mingguang Armor" because it had two polished metal pieces on its chest, which looked like a mirror. It was noon now, and He Mulan was caused by the two bright metal pieces. The reflective thorns couldn't open his eyes, and he shouted "cheating" in his heart.

After two or three moves, the two sides changed positions and finally saw each other's face clearly, and they were all startled.

He Mulan's language and literature are not good. When he sees this face, he just wants to get two idioms: "Qiyu is proud and handsome."

This man was actually seen by He Mulan.

"It turned out to be you... I still wanted to make friends with you that day, but you would leave while things were not over. Your martial arts are really good, and what's even more rare is that you are clever and talented."

He praised He Mulan, turned the sword upside down, and put the sword back into the scabbard with a very handsome posture.

The moment the long sword completely disappeared from the scabbard, He Mulan sighed a little while looking at the simple and simple long sword that was obviously not mortal.

Ah, her rock, that quaint and domineering good weapon...

Where are you now

She also had such a handsome sword and sheathed it.

Now it's time to use the single sword picked up on the battlefield.

Seeing that He Mulan had been staring at his long sword, the tall man smiled clearly.

His saber is called "Zhaodan". It is a famous sword sent by the court of Liu Song when he made good relations with Liu Song in the Southern Dynasty. , Most of the time it is to show identity, but it is very rare when it is really used for battle.

This person is obviously a soldier, and I am afraid that there are very few good things I have seen, so I keep staring at it.

"This general..."

He Mulan still remembered those people in armor calling him general, and hurriedly knelt down on one knee and gave a military salute. "The bid is low, and I feel timid when I see someone with high power. The last time I saw the general was busy with his affairs, he left first..."

"We'll talk about this later. Get up first and wait for me for a moment."

The tall man smiled heartily, patted Hua Mulan on the shoulder, strode past her, and went straight to the back of the mound.

After he saw a pool of water stains on the ground, he immediately knew what He Mulan was here for, and he couldn't help but start to unfasten his knee armor and laughed:

"I thought I was the only one who didn't like the convenience of being in front of people. I didn't expect you to be the same. It's a good place, sheltered from the wind and no sand."

He Mulan felt that it was not good when she heard the sound of Suosuo unbuttoning her armor, and then heard the sound of the buckle falling to the ground, and she suddenly felt the urge to run.

If she remembers correctly, it is very troublesome to put on and take off the Mingguang armor in the army alone...

"Ah, what a hassle. Come down here and take off the girdle and the kneeplate for me."

Before He Mulan's footsteps were mentioned, the man over there was already giving orders.

"General, isn't that bad? You're a general, I'll be a soldier... " He Mulan sneered and stepped back.

"Since I'm a general, it's you who went up to the peak. What's wrong with asking you to get me a armor?" The general was obviously too suffocated. It's easy to avoid!"

'The problem is that the old lady is not a man! '

He Mulan walked forward with a sullen face.

How many birds does she need to see

Isn't it enough to pee in front of her on weekdays

After He Mulan walked to the mound, the general had finished taking off the belt and put the belt and knee armor in her hand, and started pouring water.

He Mulan inadvertently saw the black puffy mass, and her face was already red. She grabbed the armor in her hand and looked straight at her toes, not daring to raise her head.

She has been with men a lot, and she knows that men also pay attention to peeing. One of them is to avoid the wind, at least not facing the wind. Otherwise, if you urinate well, you will urinate in the wind. If you don't urinate, it will be covered with wind yellow.

The second is that they are all like trials, like to see who urinates farther, and never tire of it. He Mulan was about to be driven mad by the fun, because as long as it was convenient for everyone, they would want to pull her up to see if her shush strength was also three points stronger than others.

If she hadn't had to resort to force, I'm afraid she would still be entangled in a showdown by a few uneasy people in the fire...

Male and female ass!

How are the genders different

Fortunately, this general has the air of a real general, and he didn't say anything shameless like "come together". After the convenience was finished, he immediately put the little general back and fastened his trousers. Then he waved to He Mulan.

"Do me a favor, since you're here, it's much more convenient for me to go to the toilet. Come and wait... Help this General wear armor." He opened his arms slightly, waiting for He Mulan to help.

Anyone in this era, including Di Yefei and the reckless Na Luohun, would not waste such an opportunity when they met a general who was obviously a high-ranking general and made such a request.

Wearing armor for the general is an opportunity only for personal soldiers and confidants.

This is the general Hong Guoguo's favor, which is equivalent to seeing the other party as someone who can be trusted.

Sure enough, the real general...

... the shelf.

He Mulan's scalp exploded at this time, he took the knee armor of Mingguang armor and buckled it, and began to put it on him neatly.

When wearing it in front of her body, He Mulan held it down with one hand, shook off the belt with one hand, fastened the armor in front of her with the belt in an unusually smooth manner, and fastened the buckle. Ruthless", never wasting a moment of time and effort.

Unexpectedly, He Mulan had just put on his Mingguang armor, but the other party immediately turned his face, stretched out his hand to hold her throat, and cut one of her arms behind her back, pressed her to the ground, and said viciously, "What the hell are you doing? Who is it?"

I wipe! Looking at his face, I thought he was a generous and generous person, otherwise he wouldn't have such wide eyebrows and straight nose bridge, who would have expected to be a person who turned his face and didn't recognize anyone!

"Below is a soldier under the tent of General Mangu of the Right Army, Hua Mulan from Huai Shuo."

If He Mulan was going to struggle, about seven points might break away. But if she really broke free, it would be the following crime. Besides, her spear was still on the ground, but the opponent could draw a long sword at any time from her waist. Her brain was broken and she would fight him!

"Why is there no reason for the general..."

"You are just a small soldier, and you are only skilled in martial arts. How can you be so familiar with this bright light armor? Not to mention the ancients, you are General Xia Hong, and you may not be as convenient as you to put on and take off this bright light armor."

Although this general looks rough, he is a person who is thick on the outside and thin on the inside, otherwise he will not be able to sit firmly in his seat. At this time, He Mulan just made a subconscious action, which immediately made him see that something was wrong.

He Mulan's heart thumped, and suddenly there was a look of surprise on her face.

Mingguang armor is not easy to make. It has always been the first-class weapon in armor. It is only allocated to senior generals or used as a reward for military merit. Not to mention that the people in the Montenegro camp could not get it from the Rouran people at all. Even if the royal tent of Rouran could not find a piece of Mingguang armor on the general's body.

The Mingguang armors are different in complexity and simplicity. Some only add the chest armor on the basis of the chain armor, and there are also multiple shoulder pads and shoulders on the shoulders like this general. Under his Mingguang armor, where the knee armor is connected is also decorated with golden-bellied beasts, which are used to protect the abdomen and buckle belts. This "luxury enhanced version" is exactly the "shining bright light" that Mulan wore in her previous life. Armor" is the same piece.

He said that Xia Hong was not so skilled. He really didn't look down on others. Xia Hong's clothes were really not that complicated. They were just bright light armor with thin scales. conducive to action.

This man was already wearing the most well-protected Mingguang armor that the forward generals wore most often.

Hua Mulan used to be the general of the "Hu Ben" army, and also the vanguard general. Mingguang armor was given to her by Tuoba Tao after she killed seven generals in a row, and she accompanied her for countless spring, summer, autumn and winter.

As a woman, Hua Mulan wore armor and seldom entrusted it to others. Until Chen Jie came later, when the war was tense, she let him serve several times.

Even so, she is already very familiar with her own armor, and she can wear it with her eyes closed. It can be said that any general with personal soldiers can't put on his own armor as quickly as she does.

This is her "war robe", the most reliable equipment that can completely conceal her identity as a woman, and who has inherited most of Hua Mulan's physical memory, how could she not put on and take off such armor

What's more, when Mulan disarmed and returned to the field, Mingguang Armor, Rock and Yueying were brought back together. Father Hua likes that set of armor, and he wears Mulan's armor for a few laps around the house. At that time, Gai Wu's subordinates were in chaos in the countryside, and Hua Fu was wearing Hua Mulan's old shining armor and good bow braces.

Hua's father is old and his legs are not good. When he wears the armor and "has a lot of fun", it is because of the help of Hua Mulan and He Mulan. Naturally, he is very familiar with wearing this dress.

But as the general said, she is a soldier who can't possibly come into contact with Mingguang armor, but she will wait for someone to wear this, and if it is her, she also doubts her identity.

"Who sent you? Tuoba Chong? Tuoba Fan? Or someone from Yuchi's family?" He had a lot of strength in his hand. He squeezed the palm of He Mulan's throat slightly, causing He Mulan's throat to suddenly hurt. Almost nauseated.

He Mulan had never encountered such treatment in her life, except when she was stunned when she played for the first time, and was trampled to death by being swept under the horse.

She has been on the verge of death once, and she is stronger than anyone to survive. At this time, the general is strangling her throat in this way, and she can't care about what not to offend the dignitaries. It is important to save her life first.

So she stretched out her other movable hand to grab the palm of the throat, how strong she was, even if it was only two-thirds of the previous level, she successfully let the general let go.

Once He Mulan's throat was breathing smoothly, she immediately felt that the burning sensation in her lungs disappeared. She turned around and said helplessly in the shocked eyes of this tall man:

"There will be opportunities to get close in the next few times. If you are malicious to the general, how can the general lift his pants..."

What she said was the truth. If she had a hidden weapon in her hand, she could stab him countless times in the back when she tied the girdle to him.

This general has been known for his strength since he was a child, and he is extremely fierce. If he really wants to strangle someone, it will be a matter of minutes. The reason why he shows mercy is because he wants to leave a confession. Even so, his strength is not that ordinary people can break free. Who knows that this little soldier just pulled a few times at will, and his fingers felt like they were about to break, so he had to let go, otherwise the fingers would be broken alive. .

The battle is imminent, and he must not be injured. Although he let go of it because of this, the shock in his heart can be imagined.

A soldier who can put on and take off bright light armor, has extraordinary martial arts, and is born with divine power. There is something strange about this matter, which makes him have to be suspicious.

He Mulan's heart was even more chaotic than him. Not only did he not respond when he heard what she said, but instead, he stared at her with even more suspicion, and his whole heart seemed to fall into an ice cave.

Hua Mulan used her real name in the military, and is a military family with traceable roots. If you really check carefully, you can always find out that his family has no sons, only daughters.

This is broken!

He Mulan looked left and right, and found that there was indeed no one here, and for some reason there was a malice in her heart.

Damn! Just cut him straight down! Anyway, without knowing it, how can it be like a mad cow!

He Mulan just thought about how sensitive the general was to murderous aura. The man immediately noticed it, and saw his spirit shudder. The dragon roar of "choking" sounded, and he came out of the sheath "according to the gall"!

He pointed at He Mulan and snorted coldly:

"Seeing that you are also a warrior, how can you be a thief!"

The author has something to say: there is one more update, in the evening.