He Mulan was extremely sticky and uncomfortable, but even so, let her take a bath in front of Su Hejun
If the first gossip king of Great Wei sees his daughter's body, everyone in Great Wei will know that she is a woman.
So He Mulan could only keep instructing Su and Jun to take one, take that.
Although the latter ran fast, the sadness on his face was obviously getting heavier and heavier.
Probably because he was afraid that the blood and stains on He Mulan's body would be too scary, or because he was worried that the auxiliary account would be soiled, Tuobati rewarded her with his private account. At this time, there were no good bath products. The nobles of the Southern Dynasty could also use the powder of "bath beans" to scrub their bodies, while the nobles of the north made something like "pig pancreas" for the nobles to enjoy.
He Muland's pancreas was bestowed by Kumoti, but it looked like it had been used...
Could it be that he felt that rewarding people with things he had used was trusting them
She found a bucket, dipped her hands in hot water first, soaked the dirt in her nails, rubbed the bathroom and swept the corner of her eye, and found that the slave rescued from the Rouran Army was still there, so she couldn't help asking Him: "Why do you think I am the master?"
"They said that I had good guidance, so they didn't beat or scold me. But I didn't say Heishankou..." This child was surprisingly sharp. "They treated me favorably because of your words. My grandmother said that I can't take things that are not mine. You let me leave from the Rouran people, put on new clothes, and ate dinner. I want to repay my kindness."
"But following me, it's hard not to be a slave..." He Mulan sighed. "I don't have the ability to accept my own soldiers. You may have to be a military slave for a while. Have you thought about it?"
"I... I don't think I'm a slave anymore." He had never received any knowledge. For these people, it was not so much "don't want to be a slave", but "don't want to be a slave" life".
After hearing his words, He Mulan understood what he meant, and the pressure on her heart became heavier.
It's not like the life of a slave...
It's really hard to do.
"What's your name?" He Mulan noticed that his eyes were very pale, "Which family do you belong to?"
"I don't have a name." The child's eyes darkened, "My grandmother is from Xianbei, and my grandfather doesn't know who it is. My grandmother calls me 'child', and others call me 'evil ghost'."
He Mulan paused while picking at the fingernails.
If this is the case, according to what she has seen before, the heroine should be excited and say "what will you be called from now on?", and the other party will also thank the master for giving the name to Yourong, and then from now on. Use this name.
But He Mulan's lips opened and closed, and finally he left a sentence:
"Most of the names are given by their parents, but there are exceptions. I have a friend who is usually a slave like you. He named himself 'Slayer'. What name do you want to be called? It's changed."
She moved the dirty water aside.
"After you have a name, we will call you by that name."
"I... name myself?" Xiao Er was stunned. "is it okay?"
"Okay, get up by yourself."
She handed the bucket in her hand to the child.
"When Su Hejun comes, you give him this bucket, let him empty the water and replace it with hot water, and then guard the door, no one is allowed to come in, can you do it?"
After the child who was still in a daze took the bucket, he nodded silently and moved to the door of the tent to do his duty.
He Mulan couldn't do anything about it either. She was really too dirty. If no one could help her, she would definitely not be able to wash her clean. If you change the water, you must always bring back the water.
But her identity also determined that she could not let others, especially Su Hejun, see her identity, so she could only let this slave guard the door, and she made a quick decision.
He Mulan first wet his head in the clean basin outside, rubbed the part with blood clots, then stripped off his clothes, wrapped his body with a towel at will, and went into the tub and started rubbing.
Pig pancreas is not the same as modern soap. It has no bubbles. Fortunately, although it is made of pig fat, there is no strange smell.
Since the decontamination ingredient is protease, the principle of action is something like "enzymatic detergent", which should have a miraculous effect on oil stains, but it is useless to remove blood stains and mud, and can only be rubbed with hands.
He Mulan took a bath with a cloth towel that was only more than one meter long, and could only protect the key parts. She hunched over to work in the tub, and the more she washed, the more urgent she was, and the voices of Su He Jun and Xiao Er could be heard from outside the door.
"The master told you to pour out this water and change the bucket of hot water." The child's voice was hard.
"You're just a military slave, how dare you instruct me?" Su Hejun said angrily, "Go and pour water, I'll stay here!"
He Mulan pricked up his ears with concern.
"Master said you go down and I'll guard the door." The child only accepted death and shook his head. "The master won't let anyone in."
"What you said, how can you bring water to adults if you don't go in!"
"I don't know. The master said that no one was allowed in and asked you to change the water."
"It's really mad at me!" Su Hejun yelled, picked up the bucket, and ran to the other end.
He Mulan breathed a sigh of relief and continued to fight the dirt on his body.
After a while, He Mulan felt a little bad. In the cold winter, this is not the kind of modern circulating hot water that has been kept running, and the water in the big wooden barrel will become cold immediately.
She originally thought that in her previous life, Hua Mulan endured cold water baths, so she might as well stick to it, but she has never had the experience of taking cold water baths in her later life, but after staying for a while, she couldn't help shivering until the water ran out of temperature. , jumped out immediately, wrapped a cloth towel around his body, and hoped that Su Hejun would come back soon.
Su Hejun is an intelligence officer, and he is not really here to find a good master to plan his future. For him, if he really wants to have a master, he is also a hero like Tuoba Tao, definitely not a small army family and personal soldiers. Being blocked by a slave and not allowed to enter the tent, Su Hejun felt a little anger in his heart. When he went to change the water, he deliberately procrastinated. By the time he got to the tent, a long time had passed.
The slave was still standing stupidly, and Hua Mulan kept asking in the tent, "Has Su He-jun, who went to fetch hot water, come back?"
"No… "
"I'm back, I'm back!" Su Hejun shouted and went straight forward with the bucket.
Hahaha, you know what I'm doing, right
Know that my role cannot be ignored
He Mulan shouted from the tent, "Let him in", Su Hejun glanced at the child in high spirits, with indescribable pride and provocation in his eyes, holding the bucket in both hands All of a sudden he got into his private account.
The first warrior of the right army recruits, Hua Mulan who can carry the tripod!
I don't know if it's muscle knots or strong muscles and bones!
He'll be able to find out right away...
... actually
Who told him why Hua Mulan was wearing clothes in the shower
While trembling, He Mulan stepped forward to greet him, took the wooden bucket from his hand, and poured the water into the large basin next to him: "You are too slow, I, oh, it's so cold, I haven't washed it yet. The water will be cold in a while, so I have to get up and dry and put on my clothes as a last resort, otherwise I will definitely catch a cold."
She wrapped several layers of clothes and put her hands into the water: "No, it's still cold, you must run faster this time!"
These mortals can only carry one bucket of water at a time!
I think when Mulan helped Su Hejun and the others take a bath before, they used one hand and one bucket, and they ran very fast!
'In order to know the answer, do you need to run faster? '
Su Hejun gritted his teeth, took back the bucket, and ran away like a fly.
The kid at the entrance of the tent watched him come and go, and asked inside softly, "Master, can I do something?"
"Ah..." He Mulan said coldly while shivering, "You just need to stay."
She picked up the hot water in the large basin and began to wash her hair with the cold water next to her. After a while, the water in the basin turned black.
The result made her panic.
No way? It's so dirty after washing your hair, isn't that the water in the bucket
He Mulan had been patronizing the bath before and didn't pay attention to the situation in the tub. After reaching out to take a look, the whole person was so shocked that she didn't want to take a second look.
She also disliked that Kumoti's "dirt" was terribly dirty, and it was a strange thing to not have gynecological diseases after washing this bucket of water for a while!
She rides horses every day, and she can only wipe it casually. She doubts whether her body will get sick in the future.
Thinking of this, He Mulan didn't dare to take a "bath" anymore, she made up her mind to wait for Xia Su and Jun to come, and just stand in the basin, like other people taking a bath, just wash it off.
Although it is not clean, it is better than soaking in dirty water, right
Poor Su and Jun Lei came back out of breath and put the bucket into the tent, only to see He Mulan looking thoughtful towards the wooden basin, her hair all wet.
"Sir, I'll wipe your hair for you, you can quickly wash it in the water." He looked at He Mulan diligently and waited for him to undress.
"No, go and wash my dirty clothes." He Mulan was wearing clean clothes, and handed the dirty clothes to Su Hejun: "If it can't be washed, then don't use it."
It's too dirty to wash out and it's normal.
"Oh… "
Su Hejun glanced at He Mulan again: "Don't you really want to wipe your hair? You can wipe your back too!"
"No, you go."
Su Hejun hugged his clothes and looked at He Mulan with some puzzlement: "Sir, are you injured somewhere? It's better to seek medical bills if you are injured..."
This kid is still spying on news around the corner!
He Mulan couldn't help but stepped forward three or two steps, lifted his collar, and threw it out.
"Go, go! I don't have a lot of clothes!"
He Mulan's coat and jacket were ready to be burned, and it was the middle coat that was thrown to Su Hejun. Even in winter, winter clothes with so much blood will have the possibility of bacteria breeding and disease. The handyman battalion went to burn the corpse in the pass early in the morning. She came back covered in blood. If Kumoti didn't give her a place to bathe and the things she bathed in, she didn't know how long it would take her to wash the dirt off her body.
In this era, if you really contract the epidemic, it is not much different from lying in bed and waiting to die.
It was in view of this that He Mulan was willing to take the risk of being known by Su and Jun to cleanse herself. Because she couldn't bear the consequences of losing her life.
He Mulan thought that Su and Jun should go far, went to the basin to take off his clothes, and began to endure the cold with the basin filled with hot water to rinse.
After several times, He Mulan looked at herself and felt that she was already looking like she was. She was about to dry her body and get dressed. The slave "Xiaoer" at the door heard that there was no movement inside, she raised the tent a little worriedly, and asked inside. road:
"Master, did you fall asleep accidentally? You will die if you fall asleep in the water..."
Really, he once heard about a slave who went to the river to fetch water, accidentally fell into the water, fainted because of being too tired, and then died in the water.
If you fall asleep in the water, you will really die!
The child who was so worried in his heart had a face-to-face with He Mulan who was about to wipe himself with a towel after washing...
He Mulan was startled, and immediately covered the key part (below), frowning and shouting loudly:
"Go out and watch the door!"
Damn, he must have seen it!
He Mulan's heart was up and down.
In that case, as long as her eyes are not blind, she can see that her figure is different from that of men!
In fact, the child was no less frightened than He Mulan.
He covered his heart, only feeling that he had seen the biggest tragedy in the world.
He had heard of it before, the south... there are those kind of people in the south...
But I didn't expect that the new owner of my family would be such a person...
He Mulan put on her clothes in a chaotic manner, tidied up her private account casually, and stepped out of the account.
"You... just saw that?"
she asked the slave with a pale face.
To be honest, she couldn't do anything to kill her, so when this happened, He Mulan was in a mess. She never thought that she, who had done almost nothing, could make this slave care about her life and death...
This is totally unreasonable, right? She is not the beloved Mary Sue!
"… I, I saw it."
The child knelt down and almost buried his head in the soil. "I see your lord... you... below..."
He Mulan was shocked and took three steps back. She was flustered like a criminal who had been found guilty, and also like a poor man who was beheaded by the military for "shaking the military's heart" after seeing the slave reveal her identity as a woman. people.
"Reborn Financial Giants"
What's the point of him being a slave, unless she pulls out the knife and kills him now, he will always hold the handle, even if she is the master, she will be threatened.
Now he is naturally submissive to her, what about the future? If there is a little bit of unhappiness in the future...
He Mulan's face was blue and white, which made the child even more frightened.
He intuitively felt that if he saw something bad, there would be a terrible outcome, so he could only hopelessly promise: "The villain will not tell the injury of the adult below. Although the adult is gone, But still a warrior..."
Huh
Injured down there
In this life, the little boy, who has never touched a woman except his mother, and has never seen what a woman looks like naked, said tremblingly, "The little one really doesn't know how to speak. I can't speak..."
He kept muttering these words, but he already had some kind of hunch in his heart that it was impossible for him to survive.
The expression on He Mulan's face gradually returned to normal, and she suddenly had a strange thought.
This thought made her look very strange. She paused and asked him again, "Tell me, what did you see just now?"
Smart man, at this time, he should say "I didn't see anything", but Xiao Er lacks even this intelligence, he only dares to say what he sees truthfully: "Xiao Er sees that there is nothing below you..."
He Mulan was ashamed and angry, angry and relieved.
She doesn't know what went wrong, but it's possible that this slave thinks he is a eunuch due to the lack of human nature/knowledge in ancient times.
"... Don't mention it again, no one can say it, and keep your mouth shut in your dreams."
In the lifetime of Hua Mulan, she was rumored to be the "giant Mulan", how come she almost became "the eunuch Mulan"
Will this day still be over
He Mulan looked at the slave named "Xiao Er" and helped him up, her voice softer: "I don't take this matter too seriously, but it would be bad if it spreads out, it will damage his reputation. You can understand, I won't embarrass you because of this."
Was he trying to find a place where no one was there to kill him
But he is a slave, he is the master, he can kill at any time if he wants, and no one will intervene.
So what he said was true
The serious injury below has almost been removed by the roots. How could he still say, "I didn't take this matter too seriously"
Is there really such a strong and open-minded person in this world
The child stood up dubiously, and was warmed by the irony in He Mulan's eyes and the gentle stabbing heart. He was already 80% convinced that he really didn't care, so he hurriedly lowered his head and kept reassuring: "The villain even sleeps. , will also block his mouth, will not talk nonsense."
No wonder the new owner showers and doesn't let anyone in. He will take good care of the place where the master bathes in the future!
"Why is it so obvious, didn't you tell everyone what secrets you know?" He Mulan smiled and shook her head. "You don't have to say anything."
Said nothing.
It's just "eunuch" Mulan, better than "woman" Mulan.
Uh…
That is, if Su Hejun knew about it, he would not go to His Majesty's side to be a resident guard, but would be able to seal an official immediately.
eunuch.
"Little man obeys."
The child knelt down and bowed, thanking him for not killing him.
"What's the order?"
Carrying the washed clothes, Su Hejun, who came back with a wink, smiled and said to He Mulan, "Sir, I have already washed your clothes..."
In fact, it was washed by the military slaves in the military slave camp, and he was only watching.
"My lord is indeed a good god, even the pants are different from others!"
He discovered a secret, and he smiled happily after his gossip heart was satisfied.
He Mulan was stunned for a moment, before realizing that Su Hejun was referring to the kind of trousers with thick crotch specially made by Hua Mu. In this era of Han people, the innermost trousers were open, only the Hu people rode on horses, and the Hu clothes had sewn crotch. He Mulan's mother sewed layer after layer of crotch, considering the tenderness of a woman and the discomfort of riding a horse.
The past life Chen Festival is because of this...
No way? Su Hejun's brain supplementation skills are also so strong
"… you think too much."
He Mulan was stimulated twice a day and felt tired.
"Your lord is really humble. If you are an ordinary man, you must be showing off everywhere. I know that your lord is already good enough. If you compare others there, I am afraid that many people will come to shame." I understand" expression.
"Don't worry, my lord, I'm definitely not someone with a small belly. Next time my lord takes a bath, let the small tent serve you!"
'What is he talking about, why can't I understand? '
The child stared blankly at Su Hejun, who was smiling happily.
'What pants? What power? '
"I really don't need it, I'm just a soldier..."
"Why, how can a person with extraordinary talent like your lord be a soldier all the time. Your lord..."
He Mulan was flustered and confused by Su and Jun's off-line, and quickly fled with her head in her hands.
"The general told me to go to see him after finishing, I'll go now!"
"Sir, don't leave. I also want to ask you what you like to eat on weekdays... Hey, my lord!"
Su Hejun watched He Mulan run away, while the unpleasant military slave stared at him, feeling extremely unhappy.
"What do you see me doing?"
This person's eyes are light, and when he looks straight at people, it makes people feel a little panic in the heart.
"Little man doesn't know what you said."
"Hmph, it's impossible for you to understand. How can you deal with your lord's follower." Su Hejun raised his head high.
However, after learning the secret, the feeling of wanting to share it with others is really not good enough to tease Su Hejun, so after he was arrogant for a long time, he lowered his head mysteriously and whispered to him: "I see that you are also waiting for you. For your lord's sake, I'll tell you a little bit. Where are our lords..."
He pouted under the child.
"It's a giant!"
"… "
how is this possible.
He saw nothing with his own eyes!
"What's your expression like? What? I said you don't believe it? Let me tell you, the general's trousers are sewn layer after layer! Why do you have to sew layer after layer?"
Su Hejun looked at the child's strange expression, and smiled proudly: "Only a smart person like me who is good at deduction can think of clues from this situation. Where is the easiest place for our boys' pants to break? Of course, it's the crotch! The bigger and harder it is, the easier it is to break! It takes so many layers to sew, just think about it…”
"Huh? Where are you going? Don't run... Do you have nothing to ask me? Don't go!"
The master is really pitiful. He was so badly injured at the beginning, and he didn't want to talk about it. It must be very painful, right
With so many layers, is it to prevent blood from seeping out
Those who can continue to fight after suffering that kind of injury are the real warriors. Compared with him, a cheap/slave like himself who only knows how to use his companion's corpse as a shield can really only survive.
No one knew that the child was thinking about such a tragic thing.
When he heard Su Hejun ask him, "Do you have anything to ask me?", he paused, turned around suddenly, and asked.
"Sir, what's your name?"
The master said that he could choose his own name, but how should the name be chosen
Why are they called this name
"My surname is Su He, my name is Jun." Su He-jun announced his name with some restraint.
"Then why are you called Jun?"
He nodded.
"Your Majesty, your honor..." His name was coined by Lord Taichang Cui Hao, which means "a noble person with good morals". Hahaha, how can a military slave understand the meaning of his name!
"What are you asking this for?"
The egret officer immediately noticed that there must be a reason for this, and out of curiosity, he immediately moved up.
"Tell me... Daring, why don't you tell me? Damn it! You little boy! Don't run!"
"Wu that kid, why are your legs so fast!"