After He Mulan accidentally took those powders, she didn't feel any discomfort at first.
She even spent a long time and the Gaoche tribe ordering the available horses and horses, thinking about whether to immediately detour from the north of the royal court to capture Rouran Khan alive. Now the battle report from the east has never been sent to her, and until now He Mulan doesn't know what the situation is in the east. The communication in ancient times was too underdeveloped, so she could only act on her own past memories.
It wasn't until the evening that He Mulan felt that the situation was not right. She began to be inexplicably irritable, feeling that some strange emotion was slowly affecting her, and even felt that every man around her looked attractive.
He Mulan was located in the middle of the Jinshan camp. In order to prevent the Rouran people from retaliation, all the clansmen who could not fight had been sent to the south. The entire camp was full of men. He Mulan patrolled the camp for a while, but she couldn't bear the male hormones gushing out of the air, and hurriedly ran to her tent.
Before He Mulan's transmigration, her relationship was basically blank, and she had no physical contact with men, so even though she was in love potion, she didn't think about it.
She only felt that her body was getting hotter and hotter, her mental strength could not be concentrated, and her body was a little soft. As a medical worker, her first reaction was that she was "poisoned".
And she is also a forensic doctor, and she has basic inference ability. When the army cooks in a pot, the food will never be mixed with strange things. The only rare things she comes into contact with today are the powder and debris that fall on her face.
The bitter taste in her mouth was still fresh in her memory.
"Chen Jie, quietly help me to the tent." He Mulan immediately felt that something was wrong. "Then find someone to guard my tent, and then find a boss."
Chen Jie was also a shrewd man, and immediately leaned over, as if he was whispering to He Mulan, "General, what's the matter with you? Why are you looking for Langzhong?"
"I feel a little sick, and it must have been Lu Pi's plot. When he was fighting, he threw some powder on my face." He Mulan only felt that she became hotter after Chen Jie put it on, "This is poisonous. I can't tell the difference, but it shouldn't kill anyone."
There is no reason for neurotoxins to strike so slowly. She has no wounds, and it should not be a highly poisonous blood-borne poison. Now her poisoning is like some kind of allergic phenomenon, but it is more serious. She had neither nausea, dizziness, or cramping abdominal pain. Either the medicine was not too strong, or the sex was not intended to kill people.
But no matter what, being poisoned is always bad, not to mention that all kinds of poisons in ancient times have long been exaggerated by modern film and television dramas. Who knows what they are in
Poor Chen Jie had just become He Mulan's personal soldier for Man Gu when he encountered such a thing, so he could only help her back to the camp carefully.
When he was in the tent, the strength He Mulan had endured was released, and it fell softly. His whole body seemed to be pulled out of the water, and he was sweating non-stop.
"What's the matter?" Di Yefei ran out of the deputy tent, and was too frightened to see He Mulan like this, "I'll take care of you here, you go to Lang Zhong and A Shan Zhiqi."
Chen Jie's eyes widened when he saw that there was such a beautiful person in the tent. Fortunately, he admired Hua Mulan very much, and he didn't think much about it, and he left the tent after answering.
It has to be said that He Mulan is a very determined person, and the remaining Di Yefei is also a beautiful man with no masculine charm, so He Mulan just glanced at him and continued to adjust his breathing and fight against his inner irritability went.
"Fairy Wood"
At this time, anyone can provoke He Mulan's bestiality, and only Di Yefei, who looks like a girl, is the safest.
But from Di Yefei's point of view, He Mulan was lying on the ground and swept his line of sight obliquely, like a feather gently brushing in his heart, numb and crisp.
He Mulan was originally just a mediocre person, but after being poisoned, her face turned red, adding a bit of sexiness.
People are lecherous, regardless of gender, all they love is that "lust". No matter how beautiful Di Yefei is, he is also a man. Seeing He Mulan's sultry state at this time, he immediately called out "Damn" in his heart. Biting the tip of his tongue, he went up to watch.
"Huo Chang, what's wrong with you? Why are you sweating all over? Are you hot?" It was already the beginning of May, and the weather was already extremely warm in the beginning of May on the lunar calendar.
He Mulan remembered that he was sweaty after reminding him, and asked him to find someone to bring him a basin of cold water, wanting to physically cool himself down.
It's just that when He Mulan spoke, both of them were stunned.
Mulan's voice was originally very magnetic, but when she opened her mouth with a hoarse voice, Di Yefei blushed inexplicably.
After a while, Luo Hun and the other fires all came, along with a witch doctor from the Gaoche clan. As soon as Tuluo Daman entered the tent, he went straight to He Mulan, and said bitterly: "This Lu Pi is so shameless, he can't compete with martial arts, but he dares to poison him! Huo Chang, if you're fine, you'll be fine, if you have something to do, I'll have a lifetime. Must kill him!"
"Why do you need to wait? Let me tell you, just fire up the army now and let Lu Pi hand over the antidote!"
Na Luo Hun saw that He Mulan was unbuttoning his clothes in a daze, and immediately stepped forward to help.
Although this medicine makes people feel uncomfortable, it is not a tiger-wolf medicine. He Mulan's mind is still very clear, and it is because he can't concentrate, he does everything he does. Na Luohun and others helped her take off her clothes. When she reached the last layer of middle clothes, she still remembered pushing them away with a palm, and said indistinctly, "No, I can't take it off... I will have diarrhea..."
"What's the matter with diarrhea at this time!"
Hu Lihun was going crazy, "Send a messenger to Lupina to get an antidote?"
"At this time, you can't shake the hearts of the army first. Hu Benqi still doesn't know what happened, and only a few of the Gaoche people know that the fire is not good. Once it is spread, it will be spread by ten, who knows what it will be like? In case Lubi is not well-meaning and takes the opportunity to attack us at this time, wouldn't he be caught in the other party's trick?"
A'Dan Zhiqi spoke calmly, asking others to calm down first.
He Mulan heard them talking about their own affairs, so she couldn't help sitting up, twisting a towel and wiping her face.
"It's not as serious as you said. It's just distracted thinking and unable to concentrate. This medicine is interesting. If this medicine is used during the war, the commander of the other side will not even think about commanding it properly."
She spoke word by word very slowly, the witch doctor observed her expression, had some guesses in her heart, and stepped forward to check.
The witch doctor's diagnosis was different from that of the Zhongyuan Langzhong. He let He Mulan spit and smell it, then looked at her palm and tongue coating, wondering, "This doesn't look like poisoning..."
Gao Che's interpreter truthfully conveyed the witch doctor's words.
"It's not poisoning, who can make our general Hua look like this ghost! The man who stands above the sky is about to become a little lady with weak feet!"
Tuluo rushed at him angrily.
"What do you all know, General Hua is indeed drugged, but it doesn't look like a poison, but like some kind of aphrodisiac drug. Sometimes we get a good stallion in our clan, in order to make it as much as possible. To impregnate the mare, some medicines are also used, although the smell is different, but after my inspection, it should be similar…”
Kind of... Stallion
Kind of your sister!
He Mulan heard what the interpreter said while holding back her laughter, and pinched her thigh, but she didn't roar out.
"It's just that most men who have taken the aphrodisiac medicine must be mad and irrational. General Hu Ben still has the self-control to restrain himself, and he can walk back to the camp by himself. It's really admirable!"
The witch doctor was quite old, and when he talked about Fengyue, there was no difference, but the other accomplices all had expressions of "you are not mistaken".
"Either the general medicine is not ingested by many people, or the medicine is for fun, not for the purpose of confusing people and losing their minds. Otherwise, according to his situation..."
He winked.
"We all have to run quickly."
He Mulan only felt that a mouthful of blood was vomited in her throat, and such a bloody thing happened to her!
There really is such a ghost medicine in this world!
When he thought that Lu Pi actually carried this medicine with him, He Mulan immediately owed him the slightest affection, and Di Yefei and the rest turned ashen.
We all know that the northern tribes are very open to this kind of thing, but most of them are your own wishes. What is the purpose of carrying medicine with you like this, you don't need to think about it!
"Then what should we do now?" The Pushi brothers glanced at He Mulan, "Where are we going to find a woman for Chief Huo now?"
"This medicine is not strong, you can't find a woman, just relieve yourself."
The witch doctor smiled, "Hey... This righteous king is... really cramped..."
He shook his head, probably because he was embarrassed to see how He Mulan "relieved", he saluted and left.
The translator helped to translate, how dare he keep it, for fear that Hua Mulan would "kill the mouth" in the future, and said "I will send it to the witch doctor", and then ran away.
All that was left was the men with big eyes and small eyes.
He Mulan knew what was wrong with him, and naturally there was no panic or fear at all. As long as this kind of boosting drug can actually have a limited effect, and the kind of dick that blows like a god, it is estimated that there is no such high-level goods in this ghost place.
In fact, she was right. This "Shaking Voice" is best taken by both men and women, because this drug is only a drug that promotes the relationship between the two, making the sex more interesting and easier to conceive.
If it is only used by women or only by men, it will naturally not achieve such an effect. The two use it together, and they are emotional together. Even if the two sides have only a little charm, under the mutual attraction, one point is also ten.
At this moment, He Mulan inexplicably felt that the men around her were all strong, and suddenly realized that no matter how strong she was, she was still a woman, and she was still affected by this drug and began to crave "male sex"...
But after all, she is used to being surrounded by men. She comes from an era of information explosion, men and women go to school, work, and contact together since childhood, so she feels uncomfortable, and she can endure herself not to make rude things. .
It's just that her blushing face, her legs tucked, and her body covered in sweat, doesn't look like a good thing.
A'Dan Zhiqi is a married person, and seeing He Mulan like this is really uncomfortable: "How about we get you a bucket of cold water, so you can soak it first?"
"No! If he gets sick at this time, how can he continue to fight? He can't get cold at this time. He is most likely to get sick when he is hot and cold!"
Di Yefei shook his head quickly.
"I think we'd better go out..."
Since Hu Lihun knew what kind of medicine this was, his heart sank. "Huochang is so powerful, in case the drug-induced seizures are more severe, and the madness is violent, what will happen to us..."
His face changed greatly: "I... I'll go first!"
No matter how much you worship Mulan, you can't dedicate yourself!
He's not good at this!
When Hu Lihun said this, everyone's expressions changed, and they looked at Di Yefei in unison: "Di Meiren, run away, the fire chief is going to go crazy, so he must attack you first!"
"What nonsense are you talking about!" Di Yefei laughed angrily: "We leave the fire chief now, what should we do if we encounter an attacking battalion or an assassin? He doesn't even have the strength to resist!"
"It's not as weak as you said, there is still strength to resist..." He Mulan moved, wanting to stand up and tell everyone that she was okay, but suddenly her body felt numb, and her whole body felt like an electric shock, and she couldn't help but feel numb. Stiff, dare not move again.
... this motherfucker!
Friction can have such a reaction
Di Yefei showed a "let's see" expression, and sat down in a corner of the tent with his back to He Mulan: "Huo Chang, we won't look at you, you can relieve yourself. You must feel embarrassed that we are here. , we'll be waiting outside the tent and come in later!"
Toluo Daman looked strange and sat down, and Luo Hun covered his ears.
Seeing their posture, He Mulan really wanted to die.
Relieve
How to relieve
She doesn't have this function!
The few people waited for a while and didn't hear any movement from her side. Looking back, He Mulan bit her lower lip with a look of grief and anger, her eyes rolled out in anger, and Hu Lihun suddenly screamed strangely: "It's not good, the effect of Huochang is on, and the wolf is lost! Let's run!"
If there is no crazy Hua Mulan, no one can stop it, if it is really crazy...
Mom! His chrysanthemums are not reserved for this!
A'Dan Zhiqi was also stunned. Seeing that He Mulan was wearing a middle coat, not even in a mess, he suddenly thought of a possibility...
"Fire Chief, you... you won't... "
He thought about it for a while, and it seemed that he had never seen Hua Mulan do such a thing, so he couldn't help but said in astonishment:
"Aren't you going to relieve yourself?"
And men can't do this
"Ahahaha! Hahahahaha!"
Toluo laughed out loud, "No way? Isn't it said in the army that the fire chief is a 'giant'? Why can't even that? Sure enough, those who haven't done that with a woman are all babes!"
He boasted that he had been in a prostitute and met a woman, and suddenly felt that he was a lot stronger than Huochang, and suddenly he was complacent.
"It's no different for a man to do this than a woman to do! Do it yourself!"
What is no difference
A'Dan Zhiqi glanced at Tuluo Daman strangely, without thinking much, blushing, and gently instructed him like he was treating his little brother who didn't understand anything:
"You... you unbutton your pants... and... jerk off... do you understand?"
He Mulan really wanted to vomit blood now. If she didn't know that if she fainted at this time, something even more terrible would have happened.
"Huo Chang rolled his eyes and his eyes came out! Stop talking!" Hu Lihun raised the curtain and was about to run, "Don't blame me for being unscrupulous, I'm really still waiting to get married and have children, can't do that... you guys Also take care as soon as possible, me, I'll go first..."
Tuluo Daman has always had a rambunctious temper. Seeing that He Mulan hadn't done anything, he reached out to probe her belt: "Don't be embarrassed, there is often mutual help in the military, if you want, I'll help you! "
"Daman Tuluo, let it go!" Di Yefei suddenly shouted loudly for some reason.
"Be careful of being beaten!" A Shan Zhiqi also kindly reminded.
Sure enough, Tuluo Daman hadn't touched a hair of He Mulan's hair, and she had already grabbed her wrist with all her strength and pushed him out.
"Don't touch me! You all go out! I know it myself!"
Seeing that He Mulan was really shy about this matter, a few people snickered and shook their heads, went out of the tent and joked while waiting for He Mulan to relieve herself.
"You said, what does Lu Pi want to do to Huochang? Doesn't he like Di Meiren? Could it be that he is empathetic and not in love?"
Tuluo Daman lowered his voice and said curiously: "Di Meiren, you are going to be given this medicine, you never follow Lu Pi Nasi?"
"...either he died or I died."
Di Yefei gritted his teeth.
"Fortunately, it is used on Hua Mulan. Hua Mulan is firm-willed and will not be easily controlled by this drug. Otherwise, it is really crazy like Hu Lihun said, and I don't know how much trouble it will cause."
A Shan Zhiqi sighed.
"It's just that he hasn't experienced anything between men and women after all. If such a drug is used on him, I don't know if it will do any harm. If it affects the future... Hey, then Lu Pi will do something wrong."
"Is there such a thing?"
"Haven't you heard of it? In the past, the emperors of the Han people liked to take this medicine for fun, but they didn't live for long. Now there are many people who buy this medicine from Taoist priests, but there are fewer deaths. . But in any case, this medicine is not good for the body."
In his hometown, A Shan Zhiqi also heard all kinds of dirty jokes, many of which were about these drugs.
"Then what to do? There's no way to find him a woman now!"
The rest of the people were worried, and Tuluo Daman swept away Di Yefei and said with a wicked smile, "If Di Meiren was really a woman, it would be great, and Hua Mulan, who followed us, is considered a man and a woman, and good things come together..."
"roll!"
Di Yefei made a gesture to kick him, but Tuluo Daman avoided it at once.
"I'm just joking, joking!"
"But the situation is not right, why is there no sound inside? You won't pass out, will you?"
A Shan Zhiqi put his ear against the wall of the tent for a long time, and found that there was no movement, and his face was full of doubts.
Di Yefei screamed badly, opened the tent and got in, and the others were about to follow, but was stopped by Adan Zhiqi.
"Oh my god, if Chief Huo is trolling, and so many of you go in, will he still be a man in the future? We are all his lieutenants, so we must leave some dignity for him! Di Yefei is not under his account now. Commander, let him in."
Why didn't he want to go in and have a look? It's just that no matter how good a few people are now, Hua Mulan is still their main general. It's better not to know about this kind of thing.
Di Yefei had a good relationship with Huo Chang before, and Huo Chang also took care of Di Yefei. In addition, the other party had grown like that. Many people in the army were afraid that Di Yefei's face was relieving themselves. Seeing that Di Yefei can dispel the lust/fire of Huo Changyi or two can be regarded as somewhat useful.
They are still better.
The rest of the people were persuaded by A Shan Zhiqi, you look at me, I look at you, but in the end, they still didn't step into the account.
***
Di Ye flew into the camp and was startled when he saw He Mulan's appearance.
Not only did the other party not relieve himself, but he stooped and lay on the ground without saying a word, as if he had already died.
When Di Ye flew over, he found that the latter raised his head and gave him a hard look: "What are you doing here? Go out! Just let me take it easy!"
"You're on the drug, how can you just take it easy? You look like this, do you want us to attack the tribe of the Rouran people and find you a woman back?"
Seeing her gritted teeth, Di Yefei was full of anger, "You have finally become General Hu Ben, when your career is promising and your future is boundless. If you ruin your body because of this kind of destruction, how will you make achievements in the future? But it is something that everyone can do, what is there to endure!"
He couldn't believe that Hua Mulan hadn't had sex with herself in private!
If there is no x, how could the fire chief never secretly wash his pants in the morning!
Maybe when he said he was having "diarrhea", he went to x!
What a hypocrite at this time!
He Mulan couldn't tell how bitter she was. She really felt that this hot and dry feeling was gradually getting away from her, but before, she had tightened her muscles to resist the inexplicable weird feeling, so once she started to relax, her whole body began to move. Sore, so I can't be bothered to move.
Although the state is not very good at this time, it is much better than when it started!
On Di Yefei's side, he thought that He Mulan was trying to be brave and reached out to probe her abdomen. He Mulan was frightened to death, rolled over to avoid his hand, and said in a hoarse voice, "You really don't need to. Don't mind me, I already feel much better. And I really don't know the way you said... "
It really won't work!
"Really not?"
Di Yefei looked at him hesitantly, "That's why I reached out! You can't, I'll help you! They're all men, what a shame!"
"Don't you think that what you said is not convincing at all?" He Mulan really didn't have the strength to mess with her, and her tone was a little heavier.
"Looking at you, isn't I hotter? You'd better go out!"
Di Yefei was stunned for a moment, then thought that Hua Mulan meant his appearance.
He thought for a moment, and his heart sank immediately.
Huo Chang was naturally very uncomfortable with this kind of medicine. Although he had never been in contact with women, if there is someone who can detoxify, he would definitely hope to be a real woman, not a man who looks like a woman like him...
If he was a big man like Tuluo Daman or Shagui, Huo Chang probably would have followed them with Xiaoxiao, but with his appearance, Huo Chang must have felt very ashamed and humiliated him.
Hua Mulan, he is still thinking of him at this time...
Seeing the other party's eyes drooping and his whole body turning red, and his legs gnashing his teeth all the time, Di Yefei froze in his heart and asked coldly, "You really don't want me to help you?"
"Really don't..."
Seeing that her words finally worked, He Mulan nodded immediately.
"Since you don't want it, you won't do it yourself..."
Di Yefei sighed and said, "Then you look up..."
He Mulan raised her head inexplicably, "I see you do... eh?"
Di Yefei began to quickly unfasten his pants.
What the hell!
He Mulan felt that today she was like a historical drama actor who suddenly went to the wrong set of a comedy film and was played with all kinds of shame by God.
I saw Di Yefei take off his pleated trousers in two or three times, and said sternly to He Mulan who was already trying to scratch the wall: "You are not at ease, it's not like you haven't seen me in the tent in the past!"
Dear! Love walking birds is your thing!
But it's my business that you force me to see it!
"I'll do it once, you... just look at it twice, and you'll know how to relieve it!"
Di Yefei is probably too ashamed to do such a thing. He blushed and cursed Mulan's grandfather in his heart for being irresponsible. When his son is an adult, he doesn't even teach him this kind of thing!
"I... I'll do it twice, if you learn it, I'll go out, you... What the heck."
Who wants to learn this!
Ouch! Who will pull this bird-walking madman away!
Haven't heard of leaving a line in everything, will we meet in the future
Give each other a little bottom line, okay
Hey…
Hey…
who will save me...
He Mulan closed her eyes, and was completely blinded by this scene that she couldn't see directly.
"Chang Huo, Di Yefei, are you all okay?"
A'Dan Zhiqi's voice suddenly appeared outside the tent, his tone was quite disturbed, and he obviously felt that the sudden appearance caught him off guard.
"There is an envoy visiting the Jinshan Camp, and they are looking for General Hua by name. But..."
But now that you have taken this medicine, how can you meet the messenger
Adan Zhiqi, well done!
He Mulan opened her eyes angrily, and found that Di Yefei was also stunned, probably noticing that she didn't know what to say when she was seen like this, and immediately began to put on her pants quickly.
"Which messenger? Isn't it dark now?"
Visiting at night, could it be that Lu Pi sent the antidote
"His surname is Su He, and he is an egret official."
This is also the reason why A'Dan Zhiqi had to report at this time.
Egret officials have a different status in the minds of Xianbei people. They are the emperor's eyeliner and the best intelligence officer. There must be something important to allow the egret officials to cross the front line and come here.
He Mulan's heart tightened, and she immediately realized that Su Hejun should be here.
At this time in the previous life, this one should have spied on the military situation in Rouran, and learned the news that the royal tent of Rouran was empty, and then Tuoba Tao ordered the three armies to launch a general attack. Any load of food and grass, and then fled in a hurry.
Now that Su Hejun is here, could it be that something big happened
He Mulan was so frightened by Di Yefei that her whole body lost her strength, but she knew that Su Hejun's affairs could not be neglected, so she said:
"Please come over here, Su and Jun. You can tell him about my traditional Chinese medicine on the way. I'm not well-dressed now, but I don't care about it anymore."
"I'm going right now!"
Tuluo Daman filed in and helped He Mulan tidy up her clothes. The Platts brothers also casually asked if He Mulan wanted to wash her hands, which made her respond again.
Di Yefei realized that he had done something extremely crazy today, and silently retreated behind the crowd, and sat on his knees in the corner, only Na Luo looked at his belt in confusion, and then immediately turned his eyes away.
He Mulan was picked up by everyone, and the soreness and heat on her body also faded away, so she managed to sit behind the case, waiting for Su Hejun to enter the account.
After a while, Su Hejun, who had a smile on his face, followed Adan Zhiqi in, and when he saw He Mulan's blushing face, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Lord, stay safe... ah no, Lord, stay safe, is everything okay?"