Hua Mulan obediently went on a blind date, but Dad He was not used to it, and was thinking wildly at home all day long.
Speculations such as "Will my daughter blame me in her heart", "Whether her blind date is high or low", "Will such a powerful man my daughter have a shadow in her heart" are getting heavier and heavier.
On the contrary, for Comrade Xiao He, an ordinary policeman who has not yet taken a day off to work on stealing shifts, Dad He is just not pleasing to the eye.
It's true that your sister has a high income and is very picky. You are a 30-year-old young man and you still can't deceive a wife. Why is that
For the hair, for the hair!
It's so hard for him to hold a grandson!
***
The second blind date was an avid fan who had been looking up to Mulan for a long time. He tried every means to get this blind date opportunity. I heard that the goddess in my heart agreed, and laughed in the bed that night. He cried, cried and laughed, so much that his family thought he was crazy.
This blind date has a particularly good occupation, what people call the urban upstart-it elite.
He founded a software company himself, specializing in the production of enterprise management software, which is also well-known in the industry. However, he is only in charge of the technical aspects, and the management is managed by another partner.
The place where the two met was also very interesting. It was actually an Internet cafe, the kind of seat where two people are connected together.
"Idol, I've been following you for a long time! Thank you for giving me this opportunity!"
It man handed out a book, "I've been preparing for this day for a long time!"
Hua Mulan took the book in a daze, opened it, and it was full of excerpts from newspapers and magazines about her reports. A book was stuffed two thick.
Hua Mulan vaguely remembered that there seemed to be such a book in He Mujun's room, but the stickers on it were all Transformers stickers, and He Mujun seemed to have said that it was something he went to elementary school...
"I heard that you are a special police officer. Do the special police often kill people? What do you use to kill people, do you use guns? Or do you fight with your bare hands?"
The it man's eyes widened, like a child eager to know the answer.
Hua Mulan was taken aback: "Of course, we don't kill people often, and we are not murderers. When we can capture them alive, most of them are captured alive. If they encounter resistance, they will be killed."
After being oppressed by public opinion a few years ago, Mulan has been repeatedly declared to the outside world, and she explained it to herself almost reflexively.
"Is that so..." The it man lowered his head strangely, "I thought..."
He can see the legendary "human weapon".
He glanced at the thick down jacket that Mulan was wearing, and then looked at her bland face, and felt that the other person didn't have the natural cuteness and familiarity of "human weapons", but he looked like an ordinary passerby.
Hua Mulan didn't understand why the man suddenly became dejected. Seeing him looking at his down jacket, she thought he was curious about why he was wearing a thick coat in such a hot Internet cafe. Out of courtesy, she just hesitated and put her The down jacket was taken off and hung on the back of the chair.
Not to mention, it's much cooler to take it off.
The it man, who had not been sluggish just now, suddenly raised his neck like a chicken blood, and the corner of his eyes swept away from a majestic part of Hua Mulan, and continued to find a topic: "Actually, I am the backup of 'Woman Mulan' The president of the group, our support group has always interacted with your official Weibo, but you rarely pay attention to me, and my private messages only reply to some clichés, so I don’t know if you still remember me…”
The it man skillfully turned on the computer, logged into the account, and pointed at the screen to show Mulan.
Hua Mulan stretched out her head to look, her old face was rarely red.
This person's id is actually called "I love Mulan".
"You..." Hua Mulan pointed to the name. "Some..."
My god, in two lifetimes, no one has ever said that to her!
"Huh? Oh, you said this name, you, you, you, don't get me wrong..." As soon as the it man saw the name, he thought of the female police officer's name as "He Mulan", and immediately said incoherently: "This is not an innuendo. Your name is because I have liked Mulan since I was a child! I always thought that Mulan was a great woman, really! That's why I called me Mulan, and my standard for choosing a mate is to find a woman like Mulan who is both internal and external. !"
Mulan also felt a little hot in her neck.
"What's so good about Hua Mulan? Killing people like hemp, and still unmarried in her thirties, it makes the family worry." Facing such crazy fans, Hua Mulan turned her head uncomfortably.
"It's just a legend."
"How can you think so!"
The it man suddenly slapped the table and stood up.
"That's a hero! What is a hero? A hero is looked up to by others! A mundane thing like getting married is not a necessity for a hero!"
He raised his hand.
"You are objectifying heroines! It's not right!"
Immediately, everyone in an Internet cafe looked at the it man with the same eyes as a lunatic.
This person is still a little self-respecting. Seeing other people's eyes like a monkey, he immediately shrank his head and sat down, and said shyly and embarrassedly: "I'm sorry I lost my way! I thought you were a heroine similar to Hua Mulan, so I listened to you. When one of my idols said that to another idol, I was a little excited, excited..."
"exactly!"
Mulan looked at him meaningfully with a smile.
"Huh? You're not angry?"
it man is quite surprised.
"Don't be angry. I think heroines really shouldn't want to marry such a mundane thing." Hua Mulan sat dignifiedly: "I think you are very interesting, let's be friends."
For a time, the it man wanted to dig a hole and bury himself.
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-NO-I-I-NO--for the mundane-meaning-that's that! "I, I think it's better for a heroine to have someone who understands her and cherishes her, and supports each other to go on, so when she's old..."
Ah, how did she go!
Listen to my explanation!
I finally got this chance!
Hua Mulan suddenly stood up and walked out of the booth, not because she was dissatisfied with the it man, but because she keenly heard that there seemed to be a dispute next door.
When she went out to take a look, sure enough, at the mid-waist position of the Internet cafe, a very thin boy pulled a girl's hand and dragged it out.
The girl was probably reluctant and struggled desperately. Customers in other Internet cafes might think that the situation was wrong, but there were several equally thin men standing beside the boys. The Internet cafes are usually young people, so it is not easy to mess with this kind of look. Under the threat of the gangsters, no one dared to stand up to the girl.
Mulan has always felt that this era is very strange.
She and other colleagues have solved several major gang cases. The middle and high-level gang members are generally burly men, aged between 30 and 40 years old, young and powerful.
But just like classification, most of the "little brothers" under these gangs are thin to a bamboo pole, with messy patterns tattooed on their bodies, wearing a thin T-shirt and a thin close-fitting jacket in winter. Even the trousers are wearing tight pants, showing two thin legs like dry wood.
Every time she sees this kind of scene, Hua Mulan gives out a feeling of "Ah, just pinch and break it", so that she thought for a long time that young Chinese gangsters can't get enough to eat .
If you have enough to eat, why do you thin yourself into a dead wood with a life of licking blood on the head of a knife? When fighting, the mood is worse.
Cane cane are thicker than their arms, can they fight
Hua Mulan remembered that the strong men in the military camp of her time wanted chest muscles, chest muscles and abdominal muscles, and even she became extremely strong through day and night exercise.
It's not like here, Hua Mulan once saw two gangs of gangsters fighting in the street, and the low-rise jeans that were almost below the buttocks showed their panties and half of the butt...
Is this a fight, or is it selling meat
Hua Mulan complained silently in her heart for a long time, seeing that the young man in the lead had cloudy eyes, heavy dark circles under his eyes, and his skin also showed an unnatural blue-yellow color, and his heart froze.
She really sees too much of such a temperament!
This young man is probably on drugs!
Involved in drug-related matters, Hua Mulan frowned and leaned forward, grabbed the head of the young man's wrist under the expression of "this woman is crazy", and released his hand with a slight force.
"You bastard came out of there! I'll wipe it!" The young man screamed and covered his wrist, shouting at Hua Mulan, "You old woman dare to meddle in her own business!"
The girl was rescued and hurriedly hid behind Hua Mulan, grabbing her clothes and crying and begging: "Auntie, help me, they want to take me out and harm me!"
Because an adult in a group of young people was in charge, a few dared to go to the toilet and called the police. Hua Mulan guessed that even if all of these young people went up, they would not be her opponents, and she wanted to go to a place under surveillance to protect this girl.
"She said he didn't want to go with you, so you should leave."
Hua Mulan was about to frighten them by fleeing the police, but she felt worried when she touched the sweater.
The police card and other things are in the jacket of the down jacket, and the only thing in the belt is the mobile phone and a few pieces of change.
"Stinky bastard!"
The young man at the head glared at the girl behind her. "Do you think you can hide! You destroy their things, they won't let you go, you just hide in this Internet cafe, I'll see if you can never go out!"
"The Guard is Here"
Looking at Hua Mulan's clean face, he suddenly showed a malicious smile, took out a glass bottle from his arms, opened the lid, and poured it on Hua Mulan's face!
"Ah!" The it man who finally caught up.
"Oops!" A group of boys and girls watching.
The young man moved very fast, and most of the people around him couldn't see what he took out, but Hua Mulan's senses were really developed in the hail of bullets, and she was about to dodge to the side, but she thought of a girl standing behind her. , and then copied the single sofa of the Internet cafe as a shield and blocked it in front of him.
Although the weight of the single-seat sofa in the Internet cafe is not heavy, it usually takes two adult men to lift it. Hua Mulan just lifted it, and the sofa was raised in front of her like a weightless inflatable toy.
The liquid spilled by the young man gave off a pungent smell, and all of it was splashed on the sofa. Several gangsters let out a pitiful cry, and saw that the sofa suddenly flew towards the young man who threw the liquid with great force!
"Ah! Ahh!"
The sofa hit him all at once, and the liquid-soaked part of the sofa arm pressed against his neck and face, making him howl in pain. Helpless, the sofa was quite heavy, and the man's face was sore, and he couldn't push the sofa away for a long time to stand up!
Everyone next to him was stunned, from Hua Mulan meddling in his own business, to these little gangsters spilling unknown liquid, to Hua Mulan lifting the sofa to block the liquid and throwing it back...
Really a female man!
Many people have secretly taken out their mobile phones to record.
As soon as the girl flew out of the liquid, she squatted down with her head in her arms. She couldn't do anything but scream. When she heard that the gangster on the opposite side was screaming, she raised her head and looked out in disbelief.
The miraculous "aunt" in front of her had a cold voice and scolded with a very serious attitude: "You little bastards carry sulfuric acid with you? Don't you know that sulfuric acid will kill people if it accidentally enters the trachea?"
"Something is coming!"
A gangster who was venting at the door immediately shouted at the door.
The owner of this Internet cafe is not there. The cashiers and network managers who stayed in the Internet cafe are all young. When they heard the police came, their hearts were relieved, and the underage children and these gangsters in the Internet cafe were like mice when they heard this sentence. When he saw a cat, he ran away immediately.
Hua Mulan suspected that these people had a history of drug possession and drug use. After she determined that the boy under the sofa could not get out, she started chasing after him. On the ground, tumbling in pain.
"Who is fighting here!"
A group of police officers who immediately dispatched the police rushed into the Internet cafe.
Mulan looked up at the clock, eight minutes had just passed. According to the relevant regulations of the police that "the police must be dispatched within five minutes after receiving the police", arriving in eight minutes is already very fast.
The police received news that a group of gangsters in this internet cafe tried to attack a young woman and a girl. They thought it was a violent case and immediately dispatched additional personnel. When they arrived at the crime scene, they found that the gangsters were all lying on the ground. , A gangster was still pressed under the sofa, and a few daring boys looked at the sofa to ensure that he would not be overturned by the people underneath.
They originally thought that it might be too late, and it would be bad if someone was killed, but they found that the situation was not that serious. There were still a group of people in the Internet cafe holding mobile phones and iPads to take pictures, and they were suddenly startled.
If you say what the police are most afraid of, it is the fear of meeting the onlookers who like to take pictures and upload things randomly when they go out to the police. Sometimes it is clearly not the case, and the dead can be said to be alive.
"What's the matter? Who is the victim?"
The most senior officers looked around, trying to find the victim.
victim
A group of onlookers first looked at the female auntie, shook their heads violently, and then looked at the unlucky bastard on the ground.
The victims are these poor people!
"Please bring my down jacket here." Hua Mulan raised her chin and spoke to the it man who was holding up his mobile phone video with excitement.
He was only stunned for a moment, then turned back immediately, grabbed the down jacket behind him and sent it over.
Several police officers found the girl who had been acting extremely frightened and called her over for questioning. Several police officers pulled up the gangsters on the ground and prepared to take them back to the station for questioning.
When the two police officers jointly lifted the sofa to rescue the gangster who was stuck below, they couldn't help but take a deep breath: "What's the matter! Who used toxic chemicals!"
A group of onlookers testified gloatingly: "He splashed it himself! We watched him splash it himself! As a result, the stars changed!"
Immediately, there was a burst of sound.
Hua Mulan had already talked to a police officer about what happened. The it man had given him a down jacket. She took out the certificate from her pocket and handed it to a few colleagues.
"I'm on vacation, and I happened to come across this incident, so I didn't come here to arrest him. But I suspect that the boy under the sofa is taking drugs. You'd better interrogate him carefully. Maybe you can find a local drug gang."
When she talked about the drug gang, the girl who was pulled by a police officer for questioning suddenly turned pale, and the words in her mouth paused.
This question is an old police officer. How rich is his experience in handling cases? Noticed immediately.
"The Chinese New Year is approaching, and there are more and more cases of perpetrators taking risks. It is best to pay more attention to the security of entertainment venues and public places."
Her tone was condescending, especially since she was used to being a general, and now she has a group of special teams under her command. She is the team leader. These police officers felt a little uncomfortable just now, but they were shocked when they saw her credentials.
Immediately, he saluted nimbly, "Yes, Officer Hua!"
Second Superintendent!
Thirty-year-old Second Inspector!
Still SWAT!
This woman is so obedient!
The incident ended with everyone being taken to the police station to make statements. After a chaotic afternoon, Hua Mulan and the it man finally walked out of the police station smoothly.
"I'm sorry, it's a good afternoon, and I finally dragged you to this place."
Hua Mulan knew that many people were taboo to come to the police station, thinking that it was bad luck to come here.
This kind of thing happens frequently, and most of the people have the mentality of "one more thing is worse than one less thing".
"No, I had a very meaningful afternoon this afternoon!"
It man shook his head without hesitation.
"You are a true hero!"
According to Hua Mulan's experienced inference, these gangsters are indeed involved in a local drug gang. They are all just "informants" at the bottom, and can only sell some of the most impure B-poisons, but if this is the case, the benefits are also very amazing.
The girl is the "princess" of a certain entertainment place. Once, she accidentally found out about their affairs, and she was scared to death because they hid things in her dressing room. risks of.
This girl is also very courageous. She flushed the drugs down the toilet when no one noticed, and then did not go to work because of illness. She changed her residence and changed her name (she originally came to work under a pseudonym), and hid for a while during the Chinese New Year. It was finally found.
It was originally a very small matter, and this girl was also timid. Although she was very afraid of drugs harming people, she would not report them because of this. If these gangsters didn't bother her, the matter would be over.
It's just that they suffered a lot because they lost the goods, and this little leader has always wanted to give her some color. Because she is good-looking and carries sulfuric acid with her, ready to ruin her face.
Such vicious thoughts are truly terrifying.
Hua Mulan stayed here all afternoon, and when she saw these confessions, she secretly thanked herself for intervening.
Otherwise, whether it is this girl or this group of gangsters, this life will be ruined.
The only thing she felt sorry for was the it man, who might have scared him.
"I'm not a hero, it's just my job."
Mulan has been praised many times, and she has taken it in stride.
"There is a specialization in the surgery industry, and I am better at playing."
When the it man heard the phrase "I'm better at fighting", he seemed to have heard the most touching sweet words, and his eyes were about to melt when he looked at Hua Mulan.
"You make a man like me ashamed, I still want to marry you for the purpose of marrying, you don't know, my mind is blank in the afternoon, I don't know whether it is better to go up to help you or call the police. They settled..."
He kept reminiscing about that scene, feeling that he might have to repeat the dream of a heroine saving beauty every night in the future.
"You just make me feel ashamed, I really can't stand up to you, let me be friends with you first!"
Huh
this again
Will Dad He think I'm perfunctory to him
Mulan hesitated for a while, then stretched out her hand.
"it is good."
It man also reached out his hand cautiously and shook her.
"Since you're a friend, don't call me Mr. Bi in the future, just call me Xiao Bi."
He is a year younger than her.
***
That night, because Mulan came back a little late, Dad He looked forward to meeting his daughter in slippers.
"Looking like this, we even had dinner together? How about it? What did the other party say? Auntie Wang, who was in the lead, kept saying that he had a crush on you for a long time!"
Hey, it must be a matter of course!
"Oh, he said that heroines shouldn't only think about marriage in the mundane way. Also, he felt that he couldn't surpass me, and I made him feel ashamed, so he started with friends."
This has become a friend.
Unlike the previous one, she also treated her as a bragging woman.
"Haha, hahaha, hahaha..."
He Mujun looked at his father, who was completely stupid, and laughed as he held onto the threshold to prevent himself from falling down.
What did his sister do? Going to an Internet cafe can also make people feel ashamed
Those who go to Internet cafes must be otakus. Wouldn't it be to play some game and watch his sister bleed, kill twice, kill three times, and finally kill her to become a god, right
There's no good end for anyone who plays these kinds of games with his sister, she's a natural blow to a man's self-confidence.
"Laugh, laugh at your sister! He Mujun, let me tell you, your sister is a hero, but you are not!"
Dad He shouted angrily: "You hurry up and find me a worldly wife who is not worldly!"
ha
"Dad, you won't let me marry my sister? I told you, this is not good, it's a mess, you can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it to my sister... "
He Mujun's hippie smile suddenly turned scared.
"Dad, don't roll your eyes, don't, don't scare me... I'll look for it tomorrow, can't I go tomorrow? I'll go to the If You Are the One... "