My name is Dian, my grandmother is Hua Mulan, and my grandfather is Di Yefei, the general of Zhenxi. I was born in Pingcheng, grew up in Jiuquan, and grew up little by little under the wind and sand of the desert. Now I am six years old. (proud chest up).
Although I have a grandmother and a grandfather like all children, in the eyes of others, my grandfather is a grandma, and my grandma is a grandfather...
I know it's a bit confusing, but they really feel that way.
"You should go back."
After the hoarse voice, a tall figure shrouded the head of the child playing in the sand. The speaker grabbed my back collar and lifted me up easily.
"Mum, mum, don't keep carrying my clothes! Can't you talk properly!"
I punched and kicked as usual, but there was nothing I could do.
Can you not always bring me up in front of my friends! Shame and lose your life, okay
The children on the side opened their mouths wide, showing an expression of "Poor Dian, his brain is broken again, and he calls grandfather and grandma every day."
Yes, none of my friends knew I was the son of a general.
nonsense! Knowing that I am the son of a general, can we still play happily together
If every time I am the king and every time I am the general, what's the point!
It's good to be a robber and a traitor once in a while!
"I don't want to carry you..." The grandmother in military uniform said with a smile, "But if I want someone who doesn't like you, you just run away for me. It's easier to carry."
"Mom, you are fooling me!"
"You should be glad that I'm a lot weaker now, or I'll throw you out. Believe it or not?"
Woohoo, grandma has always been impatient with children.
Obviously, teaching other uncles to practice martial arts is very loving!
As expected, as Uncle Chen Jie said, I picked it up from the Pogua pile!
"Xin Xinxin, I'll go home right away, don't lose me!"
The last time I was thrown out made me laugh at others for days.
The mother smiled fiercely.
'If you dare to run, I will make you shameless to play in the future! '
"Xiao An, you should go back."
A group of children pouted and whispered in my ear: "Your grandfather is so fierce, he is not as beautiful as your grandma, and is so fierce, won't your grandma run away?"
"I said that this is my grandmother!" I couldn't help rolling my eyes, "Besides, my grandfather can't beat my grandmother and can't escape!"
"Reincarnation Paradise"
Sure enough, the group of idiots showed a terrible look of "This uncle actually beats women", and then quickly ran away.
I am afraid that in a few days, all the children in Jiuquan will know that my grandfather beats my mother.
Heck!
In my family, it's all grandma beating grandpa, okay
Every morning when I practice martial arts, my grandfather gets beaten!
"Go home, you skipped class again today."
With her hands behind her back, my mother gave me a menacing look.
Usually when grandma shows this kind of expression, someone is going to be unlucky.
Last time it was Tuyuhun, my grandmother went off to war with my grandfather with such an expression on her face. After returning, at least one third of the population of our city increased.
Grandpa said that they were captives who surrendered and worked as coolies in our city. Thanks to these coolies, the channels outside our city were longer and wider, and the water would not dry up in the hottest summer.
That's right, my mother is so fierce!
"Why do I have to learn so many words?" I stretched out my fingers and began to count, "Grandpa is from Gaoche, I want to learn Gaoche dialect, my mother is from Xianbei, I want to learn Xianbei dialect. Chen Uncle Jie is a Han Chinese, and I want to learn Chinese. Uncle Gaiwu, who came to do business here, is from Lushuihu, and I want to learn Lushui nonsense, plus Xiongnu and Qiang dialect, I want to learn…”
one two three four five six seven? !
I'm definitely not biological!
"I'm only six years old now!"
I couldn't stop jumping my feet.
Even if I learn one a year, I still have to finish it next year, but I haven't even learned half of it!
Heck!
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Your grandfather and I are estimated to be guarding the Western Region for the rest of our lives. You grew up here, and the races are mixed, so you must learn what everyone says." My grandmother touched my head, "I will go back to debrief once every two years, and I will take you back to Beijing to see my old friend, so of course you must learn Chinese and Xianbei well, otherwise, what will you do if you meet your Majesty and talk nonsense!"
"Your Majesty will say anything!"
I made a mistake two years ago. I used Gaoche words, and the bear-like uncle still didn't pick it up!
"That's impolite."
Grandma frowned.
"Anyway, you can't skip class! This is disrespectful to the master!"
"Oh… "
"Dian, you didn't have class today?"
"My God! Auntie save me!"
I didn't even dare to turn my head back when I heard this voice.
Although my mother has a cold face, she is very kind to me. Although she is fierce, she will not really hit me.
But grandpa is different...
"Ah!"
"Why skip class!"
Snapped!
"You're still lying!"
Snapped!
"Next time you don't take someone over the wall, I'll break your leg!"
Snapped!
I should let my friends come to see how crazy my smart and beautiful "mother" is, so they won't envy my "mother" for being beautiful all day long.
Pretty for what
Do you eat for dinner
"With such poor martial arts skills, don't say it's my son when you go out!"
Snapped!
"I didn't say it was your son when I went out!" My ass has long been battle-hardened, "I said I was Mulan's son!"
"Contempt for father, it's time to fight!"
Snapped!
"But in Pingcheng, no one knows you! Knowing is all gnashing of teeth!"
"Provoking right and wrong, it's time to fight!"
Snapped!
"Do you know what's wrong?"
Grandpa probably got bored too, so he put his hand away and asked me.
"do not know."
I'm only six years old! Do you think I can guess what you adults are thinking!
"Every time you go out, your grandmother has to run everywhere. I told you that your grandma is mine when you practice in the morning, and your grandma is also mine when you patrol in the afternoon..."
"But when you go to bed at night, grandma is still yours!"
I kicked up angrily.
"You adults are all liars!"
…
Covering her face for Aunt Mao and leaving
"How did I know you would come out!" Grandpa bared his teeth at me viciously, "I thought we wouldn't have children! If you can give birth, you should thank the Heavenly Master Kou, you should sleep with him!"
…
"How can you curse your child to heaven like that! Di Yefei, come back to me!" Grandma snorted from a distance. "I've lost my face to both of you!"
"Anyway, this kid doesn't look like us..."
Grandpa stood up while muttering, and gave me an expression of "I'll settle the account with you next time".
"I don't even know it's a family if I'm ashamed..."
'I knew you disliked me for not being good-looking! '
I doubt it's been a day or two.
My grandfather is beautiful, and my grandma is ordinary, but I don't look alike, neither are they good-looking nor ugly, except for the eyes that look like grandma, not even green.
When I was young, I couldn't figure out whether I was a man or a woman, because my grandfather and grandmother all wore men's clothes, I felt more like my grandmother, and felt that I was a woman.
It wasn't until Grandpa took me to the toilet to look at the bird that I knew it was a boy.
But even so, every time we came back to Beijing, many uncles and aunties pointed at me with wide eyes and said, "No way! Didn't you say that I gave birth to a son? Where did this child come from!"
I'm definitely not biological!
They all disliked me for not looking like Grandpa.
But Uncle Chen Jie said that it is abnormal for grandpa to be like that, and a man should look like me.
Huh, so my grandpa is jealous of me
I touched my face.
Forget it, hurry up and chase grandpa and grandma, they are going to close the door!
"Wait for me!"
"Run!"
"If you are in a daze, you should close the outside, and see if you run around next time!"
Whoohoo!
Don't close the door!
I pressed my face to the gate of the General's Mansion in desperation.
them…
They literally shut out their biological son...
"Which damned Persian businessman threw Pogua at our door! Didn't you realize there was a child in it when you dropped it!!!"