"Thinking behind closed doors", literally, it should be quiet, full of guilt, hidden in the deepest part of one's own house, eating fast food and chanting Buddha every day, Abu, pure heart and few desires... Doesn't it seem right
In short, after thinking about it behind closed doors, you should be quiet, right
However, the poor general He Mulan, who had one broken arm, did not feel any cleanliness of "thinking behind closed doors", even...
"I'm closing, door, thinking, passing!"
He Mulan gritted his teeth and looked at the sons and daughters who were riding on the wall.
"Get off me!"
"General Hua, you don't want to see us, we have to climb the wall!"
The lord of the Yuwen family led a group of brothers in the family / cross / smirked at the wall: "We are here to tell you, even if you are a woman, we are still willing to serve under your command, you don't have to disarm and return to the field!"
"How did you get in here!"
When Luo Hun heard the commotion here, he heard the sound and looked for it, only to find a large group of monkey-like funny people hanging on the wall, and his face suddenly turned blue.
"Get me down!"
That Luo Hun is not a good-tempered He Mulan, seeing that a bunch of young masters actually entered the wall of the inner courtyard, and there was a ladder standing in the corner, and he was even more angry.
"I actually brought a ladder in! Are all the Hu Ben army in the nursing home eating dry food?"
He raised his hand and grabbed the ladder, sweeping along the wall...
"Ouch!"
"General Na Luo, you must be afraid that we stole General Hua!"
"General Na Luo, you are so ruthless!"
After a while of bullshit, the Yuwen family's gentlemen obediently told them that they climbed over the wall from the backyard and then touched all the way to the main courtyard.
"You shameless bunch!"
The girls who were guarding the door and were not allowed to enter saw Yuwen's family leader carrying the ladder out, staring at each other and raising their eyebrows.
"How dare you climb over the wall!"
"I think you are jealous, right?" Yuwen Langjun couldn't help laughing and crying when he saw these tigresses, "If you have the ability, you can climb the wall! The general Hua will not let your men, I think you even have to be led by a horse!"
"Who said we need someone to lead us on horseback? Sister, when I was riding, you were still peeing your pants!"
"Come over the wall, just over the wall, who dares to climb over? Sisters, let's go!"
A group of girls rushed forward, directly pushed Yuwen Langjun's group and turned them over, grabbed the ladder with their hands, and put them on the wall like this.
Since the news that He Mulan was a woman was revealed, more and more people from all sides, especially teenagers and girls, came to visit He Mulan. The general's mansion, which originally had more than 40 people, could no longer cope with the endless stream of dog-holes. The dudes who jumped over the wall and rushed to the door, Luo Hun was also helpless. He transferred the personal guards from the Huben army camp to take care of He Mulan's home in person.
Of course, it is good for the Guards to guard the home, but it can only protect the men. For these women...
A group of ferocious "Xianbei" girls stepped on the top of the wall, and under the skirts were flimsy trousers, but no one felt ashamed, but those Hu Ben soldiers in the wall were blushing with shame, and they didn't know at all. It's better to drop it, or cover your face and run away.
'It's really evil, didn't our general say that it was a woman? Why do so many women come to visit her? I think I'm almost thirty, and I'm still a bachelor, not to mention noble girls, even female ghosts don't like it...'
A Hu Benjun looked at a girl who was about to fall, and hurriedly reached out to pick it up, but heard the girl scream: "Don't come here! I can go down by myself!"
The voice was too high-pitched, and scared the guard back three steps, watching the countless fairy-like girls descending from the sky like dumplings, his voice trembled, and his legs began to tremble.
"What, what, what to do... This is all down... "
"How am I supposed to know...then that..."
Another Tiger Ben army officer watched the girls who had "come down the wall" finishing their clothes one by one, glared at them arrogantly, and ran towards the main courtyard hand in hand.
"Sisters, General Hua stays behind closed doors. It must be in the main courtyard. Let's go directly to the main courtyard!"
"it is good!"
"No no no no..."
"General Hua Hua Hua is resting!"
"Do you dare to touch me? If you dare to touch me, I will let Grandpa chop off your hand!"
"Indecent! Someone is frivolous with me!"
Where have these poor Hu Ben army seen such a posture? Seeing a colorful cloud drifting past, a light smile flickered across the ears and nose, the girls ran away in an instant without a trace.
"Fire Chief? What should I do? Chase?"
"Fuck! General Na Luo only said to stop those lawless 'stinky boys'!"
The personal guard who was called the fire chief and guarded the gate and fence took a note of his companion.
"General Na Luo is guarding it, so we don't have to worry about it!"
"Fire is wise!"
The dog's leg suddenly realized, and immediately patted the horse's leg.
It was said that He Mulan chased away Yigan Langjun, and was lying on the couch under the bed reading "Han Shu". He just saw "The Legend of the Ranger" and hadn't read it, when he heard a silver bell-like laughter outside. It was mixed with Na Luo's angry growl, and he couldn't help being startled, and quickly pushed open the door.
Outside the door, Na Luo, dressed in black, was surrounded by seven or eight young women. Some touched his face, some pinched his hands, and they were still discussing:
"General Hua is a woman, will this left guard rate also be a woman?"
"This hand is so thick, shouldn't it?"
"General Hua is a woman, and her hands are not necessarily thin!"
"makes sense!"
"Then the chest is very bulging and strong!"
Yuchi Yan squeezed Na Luohun's chest, which was firm and elastic, and Na Luohun jumped up like a shrimp.
"Please respect yourself!"
Naruto squeezed these words out of his teeth.
"My general has rested!"
"What are you talking about, who rests in the blue sky? It's not a lazy cat!" The girl from the Dugu family rolled her eyes angrily. "Looking at you so boring, you don't look like a woman."
"That's not necessarily true, maybe it is?"
Yuchiyan moved her palm, always feeling very comfortable, and wanted to squeeze a few more times.
"Let me see again..."
"roll… "
Seeing that Luo Hun was about to explode, and even reached his waist with his hands, He Mulan cried out in his heart, and ran out with the bandaged shoulders on.
"Nah Luohun, let Chen Jie go and pour some of my flower dew drink!"
"General Flower!"
Yuchiyan turned her head in surprise.
"It turns out that General Hua is like this!!"
The girl from the Dugu family circled around He Mulan in admiration and held her palm.
"Ah, the palm is really thick!"
'Hey, hey, your nerves are also thick, right? Is Dugujia specializing in stupidity? '
Naro rolled his eyes.
He Mulan was also taken aback for a moment, only to see that the girl from the Dugu family touched her hand several times, and said as if determined: "General Hua, you also accept me as your bodyguard. My martial arts skills are also very good, but my father and brother at home won't let me go out alone!"
"That's right, what's the point of waiting for the husband and the son at home, General Hua, do you accept people under your account? I'm good at archery too!"
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"My elder brother also begged my grandfather to come to propose marriage. I think he is delusional!"
The girl from the Helan family laughed and said something that made both Luo Hun and He Mulan frown.
"I'm better at riding and shooting than my brother. Do you lack personal guards? Let me also serve under your account?"
"you… "
Looking at the former suitors, He Mulan was a little flattered.
"I thought you guys were going to be angry, after all..."
"After all, we're all clamoring for marrying you, right?" Yuchiyan waved her hand and smiled, "Hahaha, you are the only one, there are so many of us, even if you are a man, there are at most only one of us. If one can get his wish, maybe none of them will, instead of making others laugh at us and cry, it is better to be like this now, you are a woman, you can't marry any one!"
She leaned over to He Mulan and said with admiration: "You are really a woman, aren't you? You are truly amazing, you have done things that no man can do! I heard that you are going to get rid of your armor and return to the fields? Where are you going, who is going to tell you about you? No, I'll take them and scolded them into the crotch of their crotch, you can keep it for women to grow up your ambition, what a pity to go back to your hometown!"
"I… "
As soon as He Mulan opened her mouth, a girl leaned over.
"You are a female general, and we can't marry you. You get along with so many children, but you have good character and looks? You made me lose a quick son-in-law, and you have to compensate me for one!"
The girl from the Ilo family gave He Mulan a sly wink.
"You understand, don't you?"
This is coming to find "upper-level news"!
Also... really...
He Mulan suddenly had the urge to cover her face and laugh, and invited the girls into her room, lest all the Hu Ben soldiers in the nursing home would jump out and recommend themselves, and they would die of laughter by these girls.
Once he entered He Mulan's room, the head-scratching chatter became even louder.
"Wow, it turns out that the couch that General Hua sleeps on is different from ours. It's so high!"
Several young girls rushed to Mulan's loft bed and shouted, "What's the use of this bed? Will I feel stronger after sleeping?"
A group of women looked at He Mulan curiously, stared at He Mulan's back, and shook their heads quickly.
"Does not."
"Oh… "
The women shook their heads sadly.
"Wow, what is this? Hanging something?"
The girls touched the armchairs in the room, their mouths open wide.
"Is it hanging clothes?"
"No... it's sitting."
"What is this?"
"It's a noble bed."
To say that the couch of the imperial concubine will be laughed to death? Black-faced imperial concubine or something... Forget it, let's go to the noble couch.
"what is this?"
"… the dining table."
I'm sorry, our family does not have a meal-separated seating system.
"what about this?"
A girl curiously opened the cabinet door, revealing rows of hung clothes and shoes.
"Wow! This is good!"
"… so so."
A group of local tyrants who have several rooms in the house dedicated to hanging clothes and even fumigating clothes have more than a dozen local tyrants, but they look at her wardrobe with only a few pieces of human clothes and say good things. Is this true
What's going on with this star chaser's immediate sense of sight
She has been reduced to relying on her face, Abu, relying on her body, doesn't it seem right? Depend... Depend... Does Gongdao depend on something to eat
He Mulan stared dumbly at a girl who ripped off He Mulan's trousers from the closet, pointed at the place where Yuan's crotch was thickened and screamed, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
A group of girls were frightened to death by the woman's scream, and hurriedly came over.
"What happened?"
That girl was over sixteen, not a little girl who didn't understand anything, she immediately raised He Mulan's pants, pointed at the pants/crotch/ and screamed, "He lied! Look at his pants! Which woman wears it? this!"
Snapped!
He Mulan covered her face in disgrace.
"General Hua, Hua Lu is here... eh?"
As soon as Chen Jie, who was holding the flower dew, entered the door, he saw a group of girls holding up the pants of her general...
Then something unacceptable froze.
"Do not… "
He Mulan watched Chen Jie drop the flower dew in her hand like an old hen protecting her cubs, and swooped towards the trousers in the hands of the girls, she couldn't help but let out a wailing.
She must be disarmed and return to the field!
She must be disarmed and return to the field!
No one is allowed to stop!