"Have you heard? General Hua is a woman..."
In the Hu Ben camp, He Mulan's subordinates couldn't practice because of the rain, so they could only grumble their teeth.
"You also believe this?" A tiger Ben soldier sneered. "Everyone says that the general and Princess Xingping have an affair. Your Majesty has used all his thoughts to keep everyone from discussing this matter."
"You mean... If you pass it on like this, everyone won't discuss that matter anymore?"
A certain tiger Ben army suddenly realized and slammed his hand.
"But why are our generals rumored to be women? Our generals don't look like women at all!"
"Nonsense, if our general wants to look like a woman, are you going to sit here with me and talk about it? How would you react if someone told you that General Di was a woman?"
The soldier showed his big yellow teeth and smiled wickedly.
"… "
What can be the reaction
Probably not at all surprised.
"You understand!"
The soldier patted his arm and laughed at him: "You are still a little tender, you don't understand the affairs of the adults, those big people are like this every day..."
"Luzhen! Luzhen! General Hua has been thinking behind closed doors by His Majesty's decree! That rumor is true!"
A Hu Ben soldier who ran from the direction of the camp was covered in water, and he didn't know if it was tears or rain. He was shivering in the wind.
"Really! Really! It's true!"
"Really...really what?"
The deer, who was still laughing at other people's tenderness just now, can't even close his chin.
"General Hua is really a woman! General Na Luo picked up his personal guards. General Hua was thinking about going out behind closed doors. Many people in the general's mansion entered the mansion, so General Luo asked his personal guards to guard the general mansion..." The soldier wiped his face as he spoke. I don't know if it's water or tears.
"Lieutenant General Li said that General Hua wants to disarm and return to the field. How can General Hua be disarmed and return to the field? General Hua doesn't want to care about us? Then what should we do?"
The soldier who was wiping his face and talking finally couldn't hold back his emotions, and shouted: "Damn, we are not cowards, why should we end up like this! It's hard to meet a good coach, and it's okay to be a woman, We have to return home! We are obviously following a general who is less than thirty years old!"
Before that, who wouldn't envy Hu Benjun for following a good master? His family background is poor, and there are no private soldiers to rob the military; he is generous, and the spoils of war are always divided equally; his character is noble, and he never deducts the salaries of his subordinates; the most important thing is that he is young, and under his account, he can be loyal for at least 20 more years. year.
For the military households with humble backgrounds, this is the army that is easiest to get in touch with the Great Khan, and it is also the army that can completely let go of their concerns and kill the enemy to win fame...
But who knows what the hell it will look like if you change the commander
"General Na Luo said that General Hua is a woman?"
The deer really asked.
The soldier shook his head sharply.
"Has General Hua been disarmed and returned to the field?"
The soldiers shook again.
"You can trust Lieutenant General Li's words? He wants to be a left guard and wants to go crazy, and he doesn't even think that he is worthy of General Na Luo's skills. Bah!"
Lu Zhen spat and comforted himself.
"It's all news from outside, and it's nothing to count. When the brothers who went to the General Hua's house as bodyguards come back, I'll ask what's going on!"
This person is very popular among the soldiers of the Hu Ben Army, and his qualifications are also old. Many soldiers are willing to believe him. After hearing his analysis here, many soldiers were panicked and calmed down. They just waited outside. news to come.
Only Lu Zhen felt up and down in his heart, and even when he returned to his tent, he stumbled with his left foot and fell with his right foot.
Because he knew that although Lieutenant General Li did not deal with General Naluo, he was loyal to General Hua and would never say anything against her. If even he said that General Hua wanted to get rid of his armor and return to the field, even if General Hua was not a woman, I am afraid that The meaning of returning home.
Sure enough, after five days, the guards who changed their shifts returned to the Huben army camp.
"What? What? Are you telling the truth? It's spread all over Pingcheng?"
A tiger Ben army wailed and covered his face.
"I urinated in front of General Hua! I was shaking!"
"You're a fart for urinating! I even took a shower in front of General Hua!"
The one who spoke was a man of five and three rudeness.
"My wife and I haven't married yet!"
"I poured foot wash for General Hua... It's over... My grandfather said that a man who poured foot wash for a woman would never be successful in his life..."
A certain Tiger Ben soldier knelt on the ground, tears in his eyes.
"My grandpa will smoke me when he gets home..."
"Which of us has never taken a bath or urinated in front of General Hua..." On the way to Beiliang, when they encountered the oasis, everyone pulled their shirts and jumped into the water. They were all men, showing their farts. /Egg/ It's nothing, even if it's all exposed, who's taboo on a hot day
"How can General Hua be a woman!" a younger soldier screamed, "We've even seen her wrestle with General Di! The two of them are touching..."
"Who touched it?"
A gloomy voice came from above their heads.
Hearing this familiar voice, everyone was startled, raised their heads to look again, and suddenly shouted in surprise: "Zheng Interpreter! You guys came back from Beiliang? Why didn't anyone tell us to go to Beijing to pick you up!"
The face is hideous, and the uneven flesh scars are all over the face. Who else can it be if it is not Zheng Zong
When the teacher returned to the DPRK, they, the team escorted by Bei Liang, should be going to meet them.
"I heard some news on the way, and I came back early." Zheng Zong was covered in dust and dust, and his eyes couldn't stop looking out of the camp gate.
The Tiger Ben army followed Zheng Zong's eyes to look outside the camp gate, only to see a man wearing a mink robe standing outside the camp, holding a horse in his hand, only a few strands of white hair showed from under the umbrella.
"Why did you bring an old man here?" Lu Zhen glanced curiously, "We are not allowed to wait in the camp for idle people..."
Today, a few of them are on duty at the second gate, and they are a little more cautious when they speak.
"It's idle people and so on." Zheng Zong's bad mood was inexplicably relieved. "So he can't come in, so I'll come in to find out the news. General Hua is not in the camp?"
They came back from the west, and the Huben Camp is not far from the west gate, so Zheng Zong told Di Yefei that he went to find out about the Huben Camp first.
Who knew that because of the He Mulan incident, the Hu Ben camp was completely under martial law, and people who were not in the Hu Ben army could not enter the camp at all, even if you were the coach of Gao Che Hu Ben.
Di Yefei, who hit a soft nail, turned around in a hurry and wanted to leave, but the gatekeepers knew Zheng Zong's waist card, so they let the interpreter next to General Hua come in, and met the wailing soldiers in front of the second gate. , there is a scene in front of them.
Zheng Zong thought deeply. Although he was already shocked and angry, there was no difference. A group of tiger soldiers were mourning the fact that Hua Mulan was a woman. When they heard Zheng Zong asking about the news, they nodded.
"The Great Khan made her think about it behind closed doors at home. It has been almost half a month since she came. I heard that General Naluo said that she would be closed for a month. You can go directly to General Huwei's mansion to visit her."
"...So it is. I was on the road before, and I heard someone say... Someone said..." Zheng Zong's heart ached when he mentioned this, and he couldn't utter the remaining words for a long time.
"I heard someone say that General Hua is a woman, right?" Lu Zhen spat out the blade of grass in his mouth, stood up and stared at Zheng Zong: "Why, when I thought that General Hua was a woman, I started to feel that something was wrong? You are Isn't it itchy? I'll scratch it for you!"
Attitude suddenly has a world of difference.
It was rare for others to see the kind Luzhen look so "arrogant and unreasonable", so he was so frightened that he stepped forward to fight: "I haven't said anything yet! It's a life-changing friendship in the desert, don't be reckless!"
"I'm reckless? Look at his ghostly look, is General Hua a woman obstructing your eyes? Or let you lose your daughter-in-law and your father? I can see your meanness from your face, don't say it. When you go to General Hua's mansion, what will General Hua think! She doesn't owe you anything, whether it's a man or a woman who cares about you? You are so inquiring!"
The deer will really fry all of a sudden, most of it is actually because there is nowhere to vent the fire in his heart. Zheng Zong is a scumbag, and he is not afraid of fighting, and with such a disgusting expression, of course Lu Zhen wants to beat him.
"I'm itchy, but if you don't bother to scratch it, I'll go to General Huwei's Mansion to receive it!"
Zheng Zong stared at him without changing his face: "I think you are all wrong, and looking at your appearance, the rumors outside are probably true, General Ruohua knows that you are fighting with others because she is a woman, you say Am I going to be unlucky, or are you going to be unlucky?"
After saying that, he showed a "good" smile.
It's just that his appearance has already been ruined, and his whole face is wrinkled together when he smiles, Lu Zhen frowned, and leaned back against the camp gate.
"I'm afraid it won't be easy for you to go to General Hua's Mansion. It is said that the gates of General Hua's Mansion will be trampled. ."
"Thanks."
Zheng Zong nodded, glanced at Di Yefei, who kept swinging his clothes and stretched out his head to look in, and bowed his hands to several people.
"I'll go to General Hua's Mansion."
After saying that, he turned around and left, as if he didn't want to stay longer.
"Hey!"
Lu Zhen suddenly stopped Zheng Zong.
Zheng Zong turned around inexplicably.
"What else?"
"Please see the general, send a message for us, and say..." Lu Zhen suddenly blushed, "Just say... The brothers miss her, ask her when she will return to the camp."
"whispering sound!"
"I didn't think so!"
"Really, don't be so disgusting!"
All the soldiers booed one after another, but their eyes were indescribably warm, and they looked at Zheng Zong with anticipation.
"If you miss her, go see her. Didn't you think about it behind closed doors? Going out is going to go to prison."
Zheng Zong sneered and waved his hands with his back to them.
"I'm leaving!"
Who is speaking for you guys
Lao Tzu was so annoying himself that he wanted to run around in the rain to be clean and clean.
Zheng Zong walked out of the camp in a chaotic manner, and Di Yefei, who was covered in robes, walked slowly over with his horse, and asked him aloud, "How is it?"
"it is true."
Zheng Zong looked up at Di Yefei and grinned suddenly.
"No wonder General Hua doesn't look down on you. You are prettier than her. How can she accept you?"
Di Yefei's hand froze while holding the bucket hat, and counterattacked without showing weakness.
"That's not necessarily true. I go out with her, and it looks like a match. Men look like women, and women look like men. Isn't it destined by God?"
Zheng Zong was suddenly silent, and shook his head sadly.
"We don't have to fight here. General Hua said that the person she admires must be a good person. We are no longer good people..."
In the Battle of Beiliang, they didn’t know how many loyal ministers and generals died in their hands. Although they said they were trying to destroy the enemy, most of those people were sturdy men or righteous men who were loyal to the king and patriotic. Can't get through.
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As soon as Zheng Zong's voice fell, the surroundings fell into a dead silence, only the sound of small raindrops ticking.
"Anyway, let's go back to Beijing to say, this is not the time to talk about these things."
Di Yefei turned on his horse.
"She is willing to expose herself as a woman and does not want to be in the army anymore. It can be seen that something must have happened. Coupled with the previous rumors, I am afraid that three people will become tigers at this time. We are talking about this kind of thing here, why not? Isn't it a blasphemy against her?"
"I'm not as beautiful as you are." Zheng Zong also got on his horse and narrowed his eyes slightly. "Whether it's a man or a woman, it doesn't make any difference to me."
Anyway, they are all people who are out of reach, not to mention that they just don't have that one. Even if they have broken hands and feet, if they can look back at him, he will be considered to have earned it, and he still cares whether she is male or female
Only if she's a woman...
Zheng Zong covered his face in embarrassment.
It will be more difficult to stand by her side in the future, right
***
It is said that Zheng Zong and Di Yefei beat their horses and whips all the way and went straight to Pingcheng. When they entered the city, the city gate official who saw Zheng Zong and Di Yefei's identity documents thought he was wrong, and rubbed his eyes desperately. I want to see a suit from that trump card.
People who should be still in the summer realm suddenly arrived in Pingcheng, with only a few salutes and only a replacement horse...
What kind of general does this look like? It's like the kind of messenger who sends military newspapers!
"Dididi..."
Because of Hua Mulan, this general is now well-known in Pingcheng. Many rumors say that he is likely to be a woman, and Hua Mulan has never revealed her identity in the military camp, which is also the reason why the two female generals concealed each other.
"Can we go in?"
"Yes, please!"
The city gate officer quickly gave way and watched the two enter the city. It's just that Di Yefei's white hair that was scattered under the hat made the city gate official take a few more curious glances and muttered.
"Isn't this the one who should press King Liang back? Why is he coming back now?! No, I have to tell Shangguan, if something goes wrong, we will be unlucky!"
Di Yefei and Zheng Zong returned to Pingcheng silently. In their hands, they had the official documents of the egrets that Su and Jun gave them after receiving the news. They kept changing horses from the station all the way, and officials from the station responded. It was smooth and unobstructed, and even the gatekeepers along the road did not dare to check their identities.
If it wasn't for them returning to Pingcheng, it was impossible to avoid the people in Beijing, and they didn't even have to show their true identity. Neither of them were reckless people, but they were still mentally prepared to leave the team and return to Beijing in the hope that they would be severely punished by Tuoba Tao.
From the inner city to Huafu, Lu Di Yefei can walk with his eyes closed, but he cannot ride a horse in the inner city. Di Yefei rode a horse and swayed past the gate of Changping Square, seeing the Huwei General’s Mansion in front of him. , some dare not approach.
After seeing Mulan, what should he say
Is it to condemn her for concealing
Did you ask her why she was disguised as a man
Or should I ask her not to get rid of her armor and return to the field so early, because there are still people waiting for her behind her
Di Yefei reined in his horse and instantly understood what "near-nostalgic cowardice" meant.
Zheng Zong didn't think so much. Seeing that Di Yefei suddenly stopped moving forward, he felt relieved. He rode his horse past him, entered Changping Square all the way, and headed for General Tiger's Mansion.
Zheng Zong's lack of hesitation forced Di Yefei's heart to suddenly feel anxious, and he followed the horse, as if you were chasing me, and soon set foot on the familiar blue-brick ground.
It's just that this familiar place is too lively at this time.
"Let me in! Just help me spread the word! What about Luo Hun? Didn't that mean that Luo Hun is now the left guard of General Hua?"
A burly man, covered in geese, was shouting loudly at the door.
"General Na Luo went to the military mansion to help the general fetch some things. Before leaving, he ordered us not to let strangers in." During this time, too many children and girls from various families came, and even many ministers of civil and military affairs visited, congratulations. Mulan was so disturbed that in the end, all the strangers disappeared.
No matter how good-tempered it is, being visited by people like rare animals every day is going to be a big hit.
The personal guard guarding the door today did not know this man, and even if he claimed to be the general's former fellow in the army, he would not dare to let him in.
In these days, there are not many people who claim to be the distant cousin/nephew/nephew/comrade/colleague/relative within the eighth generation of General Hua. Hua's father and Hua's mother have gone out and recognized countless times, but none of them are true. Having exhausted the two old people, General Hua even went out of the yard in anger once, and pulled out a tree with one hand to block the door and let them all get out.
"Why am I a stranger? Fire Chief! Fire Chief! Tuluo is here! Why don't you see me! Fire Chief!"
He is now in charge of training the militia in his hometown, and when he screamed loudly, Di Yefei felt a rumbling in his ears, and the corners of his mouth suddenly raised a smile.
He still had a sense of "cowardice" at first. He had done a lot of stupid things in front of Mulan, and he didn't even know how to face her.
But with the person in front of him, he doesn't seem to be so uncomfortable anymore.
This, but the warrior who once volunteered to teach them what "the way of human relations" is!
I just don't know if he, who has become a kiss, really went over the wall to see the girl's hand before getting married...
"Stop calling! You don't have anything to prove your identity!"
"Nonsense, this face of Lao Tzu is the best proof. If you don't let Lao Tzu in, Lao Tzu will wait at the door for that kid Luo Hun!"
"Toro is a savage!"
Di Yefei said with a smile.
"exist!"
Tu Luo Daman turned his head in a conditioned reflex, and saw that the underside of his hat was covered with silver threads, and the second monk scratched the back of his head in confusion.
"It's weird, I didn't know any old people in Pingcheng... Why is this voice so familiar..."
Di Yefei smiled and took off the mino hat on his head.
"Di... Didi Di Di Yefei..."
Toluo Daman widened his eyes, pointed at Di Yefei monster and called out.
"How did you become such a ghost!"
"Di Yefei?"
A surprised cry came from behind them, the pattering rain covered up the sound of horses' hoofs, and they quarreled in front of the door again, but they didn't realize that someone had arrived not far behind them.
This sound made Tuluo even more surprised. He jumped up immediately, and regardless of Di Yefei, who was full of white hair, he pushed aside the few people in front of him and got out.
"A-Dan, I'm finally waiting for you! As soon as I received the letter, I rushed to Pingcheng. You are closer, why did you arrive now!"
A man in black was holding a strong black boy in his left hand and a flower horse in his right hand. He was soaked in the rain, and he smiled a little embarrassedly:
"I'm no better than you. This bastard from my family has to follow me, delaying my time."
He pointed to Di Yefei and then to Tuluo Daman.
"A Danzhuo, call someone, this is your Uncle Tuluo, this is Uncle Di."
"Uncle Turo, Uncle Dia!"
A-Danzhuo's voice was also a typical little man, with a rough voice, Di Yefei and Tuluo Daman suddenly laughed.
"Hahaha, Huo Chang must be stupid! Your bastard is here! I knew I would bring my son too!"
"Is your son only one year old?"
"Lao Tzu's son can ride a horse at the age of one, uh, ride a horse!"
Tuluo laughed boldly, and when Adan Zhiqi heard him start talking nonsense again, he couldn't help shaking his head in disbelief and turned his head to look at Di Yefei.
Zheng Zong, who watched for a long time, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and asked Di Yefei blankly: "Who are they? Do you know them? What fire chief?"
Di Yefei opened his arms to Adan and Tuluo, hugged them and put them on his face, touched each other's shoulders, and gave the big gift of Xianbei people's reunion after a long absence. His whole body was shaking with excitement.
Hearing what Zheng Zong said, he pointed at them proudly.
"This is my partner and Huo Chang, who once fought side by side with life and death!"
Zheng Zong raised his eyes and took a closer look at the burly man with beards and A Shan Zhiqi, who looked a little old. He only felt that their appearance and temperament were bland, and Di Yefei and Na Luohun could not be found at all. Such a sword-like temperament.
A'Dan Zhiqi also glanced at Zheng Zong curiously, but seeing that Zheng Zong's entire face was ruined, he was a little worried that staring at the other party would make him feel disgusted, so he turned his head and nodded to Di Yefei after only one glance. :
"I originally wanted to say goodbye, but you have silver hair, so you can't say anything."
A Shan Zhiqi is a character who has always played a role as a bridge in the same fire. Di Yefei does not know how much he has taken care of him. When he sees A Shan Zhiqi's left arm hanging weakly by his side, his eyes suddenly turn red.
"A-Dan Zhiqi, why are you here, I'm the one who should say stay safe..."
"How can I not come when I hear the news of the fire chief? Not only are we here, but some people, that kid, when they hear the wind, I'm afraid they will also run to death..."
A-Dan Zhiqi pulled up his son who was looking around curiously, and steadily stepped onto the steps of the General's Mansion.
"Apart from our group of companions who live and die together, who is qualified to knock on her door?"
No matter who has an opinion, they have to pass this level first.
Whether Mulan is a woman or not, they are here to...
Very own brother.