It was said that He Mulan had drank too much just as she promised, and she felt a little cramped for a while. When she went out, the cold wind blew, and she immediately woke up most of the time.
The rain outside was getting heavier and heavier, causing the sky to get dark early. Chen Jie, who was guarding the door, saw He Mulan came out and quickly came over with concern.
"General, but what do you want? You ordered me to run."
"I don't want anything." He Mulan looked at the heavy rain blankly, "I have to go back to the main room."
"Then I'll give you an umbrella!"
Chen Jie immediately raised his umbrella.
He Mulan glanced down the corridor, pushed away Chen Jie's umbrella, picked up some people's feather coats to put on, but found that this high-end item was a little short, so she picked up Di Yefei's bamboo hat and put it on for herself superior.
"You don't have to be with me, just stay here, I'll just wear this..."
Damn, did she just take the wrong medicine
Forget it, I can barely block my face with this.
It was enough for this young man to hurt his self-esteem after meeting with the fire and keeping Chen Jie out. Now He Mulan pushed Chen Jie away when he went out.
Because he promised Tonghuo to change back to women's clothes, He Mulan was thinking about how to clean up herself on the way back. It is definitely not acceptable to let the flower mother dress as if she just wore it, and it is definitely not acceptable to apply yellow on the mirror. Xianbei women like to paint two blushes on their cheeks, and apply yellow on their foreheads and faces. The whole is the prototype of the makeup of the Tang Dynasty. , But for a tall, thin, black woman like her, she really wants to dress up like this, and the news of the haunted Huafu will be spread again tonight.
But cosmetics in this era are too poor, Mrs. He doesn't know what to leave behind...
He Mulan thought for a while, and called a servant on the way to invite Yuan Fang to the main courtyard, and then returned to the room to fiddle with it.
The rouge gouache that I tossed with Di Yefei last time is all there, but Di Yefei is white, she is black, this gouache obviously cannot be applied to her face, and the color has to be adjusted by herself...
Although Mulan's facial features are ordinary, they are still very three-dimensional. If you don't draw in a charming direction, but take a straightforward route...
He Mulan pulled out the clothes made of the flower mother from under the suitcase, looked under the lamp, and covered her eyes unable to bear to look directly...
Bright yellow, pink green, water red…
Hua Mama, is it really good for you to choose materials like this
If you wear it like this, your daughter will never be able to marry anyone in her life!
He Mulan was almost thirty years old in both past and present life. If you add the time to wear it, she is now nearly forty years old. Whether it is He Mulan or Hua Mulan, seeing this pile of pink and tender clothes will give her a headache. I found a dark purple dress, which was very conspicuous in a pile of pink clothes.
She took out the green lotus and purple dress and looked at it. She threw the narrow skirt to the side, and took out a pair of black trousers. She was going to cover the skirt with two gears. Anyway, it was dark. Couldn't tell if she was wearing a skirt or pants.
Just when she was finishing her clothes, Yuan Fang finally knocked on the door, He Mulan opened the door and spoke directly to him: "I remember you were applying facial grease and mouth grease when you were in Beiliang? Mrs. He's Is the makeup box still there?"
Yuan Fang was startled when he saw that the woman in He Mulan's room was covered in clothes, and when he smelled the pungent smell of wine on He Mulan's body, he spoke like this, and he waved his hands in fright.
"Although I use facial lip balm, it's because the north is cool and windy. I'm not the kind of man who puts on powder, and I'm not good at wearing women's clothes! No one dares to touch Mrs. He's things, they are all in the house... "
He Mulan seemed to have misunderstood Yuan Fang when she heard that, thinking that she was drunk and trying to make fun of others, she couldn't help crying and laughing: "Why did you dress up as a woman, I promised to change into women's clothes to meet with the fire. Bring the makeup case."
When Yuan Fang heard this, he couldn't help but look at He Mulan a few more times. Seeing that she was slightly drunk after drinking, her eyebrows were soaring, she was indeed a little softer than usual, but it was only a little softer. She was tall and tall. Not soft and charming, it is completely different from the current aesthetics. Yuan Fang is really curious about how to dress up.
Yuan Fang is also an interesting person. She has been proficient in dressing and matching of aristocratic families since she was a child. Seeing He Mulan laying out a purple skirt and a pair of trousers on the table, she immediately knew what she was going to do, and nodded again and again. :
"The general has dark skin now, so he really has to avoid wearing fresh colors. I'm going to get the lip balm, and Mrs. He's makeup case. I have a few pairs of jewelry that Bei Liang brought back. They look fresh and I was going to take them. It looks like he blew up Chen Jinzhao in the mansion to exchange money, the general has an extraordinary temperament, and the ordinary face seems frivolous, I will go and get those pairs."
After he said that, he left. He probably thought it was funny as he walked, shaking his head incessantly, even ignoring the rain on his clothes.
Although Yuan Fang was a man, He Mulan had always regarded him as a housekeeper, not shy at all, nor worried about his aesthetics.
To say that in the whole mansion, Yuan Fang has the best aesthetics.
He Mulan took advantage of this time to change into her coat, and sat in front of the mirror wearing only her middle coat, letting her hair loose, thinking about how to dress up.
She can't toss with too complicated hairstyles and makeup, but she has too many people to learn from. After comparing her square face and thick eyebrows, He Mulan was going to disguise herself as Lin Qingxia in "Six Fingers" and Huang Xuemei in "Tianshan Boy" and Li Qiushui in "Tianshan Tongmao". , Although she doesn't have Lin Qingxia's appearance, her aura is not much different.
After He Mulan thought about it, he immediately fetched water to clean his face and packed everything he could use. After a while, Yuan Fang sent someone to bring over the things in Mrs. He's house. He Mulan sat in front of the mirror, grabbed a dagger, trimmed her messy eyebrows a few times, and began to paint herself.
This is not an easy task. Her shoulder injury is not yet completely healed. Although her arm is fine to hold things and lift things, she doesn't need to use it on weekdays, because she is afraid that her shoulder will leave Shen Ji in the future. A huge price to pay for themselves.
The eyebrows are thick, you might as well raise them a little bit, and the momentum will become more and more fierce...
The lips are thin, outline the lip line, look plump, dare not use dark colors, just smear a little, and the whole person even looks much better.
Are your eyes not big enough? It's okay, there is something called eyeliner, and there is something called eye shadow, and Mrs. He's thrush, Dai Mo, came in handy.
Anyway, there were no light bulbs in ancient times, and it was impossible to see whether it was eyeliner or eyes when it was black.
The whole makeup took half an hour. After He Mulan finished painting, she nodded with satisfaction. Although there was no resemblance in shape, it was absolutely similar and not scary.
If I really want a bright red blush and yellow decals, I can't even go out.
To be honest, such film and television makeup can only be painted at night. The dark lights are blinding, and everything is a hazy shadow. The so-called beauty under the light is the truth. If it is put in the daytime, the eyes will be dark with eyeliner and eyebrows. And the "artistic processing" of lips, people will be treated as monsters under the sun.
But when the dim and yellow light shone, He Mulan even wanted to imitate the laziness of Li Canghai reclining on the couch in the movie.
After He Mulan put on her makeup and let her hair down, she went to fetch the clothes on the table, when she heard a soft creaking behind the door. It should be Yuan Fang who came back after fetching the jewelry. These valuables are kept in the warehouse, and they have to be registered and taken out, which takes a lot of time.
With a smile on He Mulan's face, she turned around and thanked: "It's raining a lot. I'm sorry to bother you with this trip. If you change someone else, the guards who take care of the warehouse must be..."
Snapped!
"Ow!"
Yuan Fang was startled by He Mulan who turned around, so that the box in his hand loosened and smashed directly on his foot, bending over in pain, but he didn't care what happened to his foot, and hurriedly checked to see if there was anything in the box.
He Mulan took a few steps forward on the ground with concern, but saw Yuan Fang clutching his nose, bending over and backing up, shaking his head and shouting, "General, don't come here! Why are you only wearing a coat!"
The middle clothes were the kind of white shirts commonly seen in TV dramas. They were not transparent at all. He Mulan had been shirtless when he was in Beiliang. He had never seen Yuan Fang so nervous. Avoiding suspicion, he bent down in anger and humor.
"You smeared and powdered your clothes, waiting to wear floral clothes?"
"These are jewelry. If you don't have pierced ears, I won't take them! Here!"
Yuan Fang lowered his head and shoved the box into He Mulan's arms. Without waiting for her to respond, he stepped back out of the door, closed the door, and kept rubbing his eyes outside the door.
No matter how sluggish He Mulan was, she realized that it must have been her face with makeup that startled Yuan Fang. She moved to the mirror and took a look left and right. She felt that with her modern aesthetic, she didn't find it ugly...
Is it true that he is out of tune with the aesthetics of this era? Yuan Fang of later generations could even accept Tie Niangzi's weird dress, but couldn't accept such a handsome woman's dress
He Mulan put on the skirt and trousers with some worry, and found that she couldn't fix the belt and other parts, she couldn't help but tug at the belt a few times, and shouted to the outside, "Yuan Fang, where are you? Outside? Would you wear women's clothes?"
"Huh? Me, my, my, my, my... "
He Mulan only heard the sound of something hitting the door, and then coughed violently: "Cough, cough, cough, why don't I find a woman?"
"It's dark and it's still raining. Where can I find a maid? Mrs. He's people have all been taken away, and my grandmother doesn't need anyone to serve. Are you going to borrow someone from the next door? You've only seen this in the whole mansion. All kinds of complicated women's clothing, come and help!"
He Mulan drank outside disapprovingly.
"Otherwise, go and invite some people over. He drank a lot, and I don't know if he can walk..."
He Mulan irritably scratched her hair.
"Cough, then I'm in."
Yuan Fang's rare gentleness, gently opened the door and whispered to He Mulan who was "fighting" with the belt: "Please turn around, General, this belt will be taken from the back..."
He Mulan opened her hands indifferently. She was wearing pants anyway, and she was very comfortable.
Yuan Fang lightly recalled how the maids served his mother when he was a child, and arranged He Mulan's belt in the same way. Because Mulan's legs were long and her waist was strong, Yuan Fang deliberately tied the belt. A little taller, she looks extra slender and slender.
After tying the belt, I tidy up the back collar for her, allowing her to reveal half of her neck...
Uh…
Let's get it back.
He Mulan only felt that there were hands behind her tossing for a while, and then carefully circled in front of her. She was so flexible that she tied a knot in front of her, smoothed her waist and returned to her back, and carefully carried it for her. Picking up the collar behind him, he nodded in satisfaction.
"Fortunately, there is a genuine gentleman in the mansion, otherwise I would be busy working in vain."
She was often served by Na Luohun and Chen Jie wearing armor, and she was used to tossing around and patted Yuan Fang on the shoulder without realizing it.
"I don't know how to use those jewelry. I don't know where to use it, so I'll leave it to you."
He Mulan sat in front of the mirror, took out a gold ornament resembling a long pin from the jewelry box, and curled the hair in front of her head to fix it, exposing the entire forehead, and let the rest of her drape like it, anyway, she wouldn't Comb the woman's bun.
A pair of slender hands stretched out from her shoulders. Since He Mulan was sitting and the person behind him was standing, He Mulan didn't know what kind of expression Yuan Fang was using to choose the right one in the box. jewelry.
She only felt that the atmosphere suddenly became a little solemn. Yuan Fang's fingers rubbed over each piece of gold. The soldiers on the battlefield accepted Yuan Fang's "review" motionlessly.
Beiliang is deeply influenced by Buddhism, so women's clothes have a Buddhist style, and because the styles of various ethnic groups in the Western Regions are different from those in the Central Plains, the styles of various objects are completely different from those in the Central Plains. Beiliang produces gold and jewelry made of gold. also affected by it.
There is a reason for Yuan Fang to choose gold jewelry. After all, He Mulan is not too young, and Zhu Cui has already looked frivolous.
Nowadays, those jewelry such as the small crowns and long hairpins used by Feitian and Bodhisattvas are used by Yuan Fang to place the hairpins on He Mulan's head cautiously and cautiously with a pilgrim mentality. After a few, he stopped and let out a spontaneous sigh:
"Maybe I can only see the general dressed like this this time in my life, but Yuan Mou has no regrets about his death."
Doesn't it sound ugly
He Mulan's anxiety was relieved a little, she turned her head in front of the mirror, and found that although there were no complicated dresses such as earrings and necklaces, judging from the simple shape of these Beiliang jewelry, such a simple embellishment was right, at least It seems that the fierce temperament of deliberately disguising as Lin Qingxia is more complementing each other.
She stood up, shook the top of her head, which was a little heavy, and said with concern: "Women's dressing up takes longer than my preparations before the battle, maybe you're right, this kind of dress up Maybe this is the time in my life..."
If it weren't for the fact that she drank too much for a while, and sat here for an hour just to dress herself up to be seen, she wouldn't even think about it.
He Mulan stood up, moved uncomfortably, turned to Yuan Fang and said, "I'll go to the banquet hall to see them, you..."
Yuan Fang walked to He Mulan's open suitcase in three or two steps to find a silk, put it on He Mulan's arm, still lowered his head and said, "Purple is a bit old, and the general's aura is too deep. , it will look more elegant with a piece of silk."
Yes, it's more and more like flying.
He Mulan looked at Yuan Fang amusingly: "Why, I'm so ugly, why don't you raise your head?"
"I'm used to seeing the general's uniform, and now I'm a little uncomfortable, the general doesn't care about me..." Yuan Fang only felt that his heart was about to jump out, and the oncoming cold and arrogant murderous atmosphere mixed with the softness of women's clothing, it was mixed into a peculiar kind of The temperament of Yuan Fang could not help but have the urge to worship.
In the past, he despised his brother's preference for Hu people, and even felt ashamed, but now seeing He Mulan's appearance that is completely different from any type, gender, or person, Yuan Fang suddenly understood him and his brother. There is no difference, the blood is interconnected, and what they pursue in their nature is different from ordinary women.
However, after all, he knew how deep the water was. He Mulan was not someone he could think of at all. Even her "taking off my war robe and wearing my old clothes" was not for him, so Yuan Fang, who was calm and self-controlled, had no choice but to The surprise buried deep in his heart, resisting the urge to kiss her instep, and treated He Mulan respectfully as if he were wearing armor for the general.
For He Mulan, this suit might be heavier than the armor.
"It doesn't matter, I'll replace it when I meet my partner anyway." He Mulan's light laughter came from Yuan Fang's drooping head.
"The trouble now is that I can't wear a hat when I'm dressed like this, how do I get there!"
"It's easier..."
Hearing this, Yuan Fang gradually raised his head, and in the dim candlelight, he bent slightly towards He Mulan:
"General Hua, someone is willing to work for the dog."
***
Rain is indeed a very annoying thing. Even though this mansion has already planned for rain and set up many verandas, some doors must be exposed to rain.
Therefore, when it rains, the female family members in the family have to have servants with umbrellas.
He Mulan never imagined that after she dressed as Mulan, she would carefully carry her skirt and silk, and let others hold an umbrella for her one day.
To be honest, if it wasn't for the fear of being seen by too many people like this, He Mulan didn't really want to "smash" Yuan Fang and do this kind of umbrella for herself.
Although he is the chief clerk in name, because Bei Liang has been leveled, as long as Bodhi abdicates, His Majesty will definitely send him to establish an official business and smooth business routes. It is impossible to say that he will be a rich man in the future, or even a householder in charge of Cao Cao. Officer, if Yuan Fang remembers this past event in the future, he may not be as calm as he is now.
The mentality of a person will change with the location in which they are located.
But Yuan Fang insisted on holding an umbrella for her, and she suffered, but she was still a little embarrassed on the way: "You don't have to block me completely, just come in by yourself, your clothes will get wet when they get wet..."
Yuan Fang, whose face was covered in water and his body was soaked in the drizzle, shook his head: "It's okay, it's more comfortable this way, and it's been a long time since it rained."
Just let him be quiet.
With his clothes on, He Mulan carefully stepped over the standing water, even wearing ridiculous leather boots on his feet, but no one paid attention to these little details...
"I think I just saw Master Yuan holding an umbrella for a woman and passed by?" Hu Benjun, who was patrolling the night, patted his companion on the back.
"Did you see it? Over the veranda!"
"I thought I was dazzled, you saw that too?"
The guard standing under the porch to hide from the rain widened his eyes in shock. "Could it be that we were not strong enough to protect the woman and let the woman run in?"
"The Guard is Here"
"It's raining so hard, I can't even climb over the wall. The moss on the wall is so slippery!"
The Hu Benjun looked like he had seen a ghost.
"Looking at the direction, I'm going to the banquet hall. There are no women in our mansion. Could it be brought from outside? We also asked Master Yuan to go there in person..."
"Looking at the material, she looks like she is covered in Luo Qi, is she a noble girl?"
"Your noble daughter is going out tonight? No matter how bold she is, her legs will be broken!"
"Is it impossible, the same fire of General Hua..."
Several tiger Benjun showed horrified expressions and exclaimed in unison: "Recruit/prostitute?"
"These big men are too good at playing..." A certain Hu Benjun showed an envious expression, "General Hua is a woman, so he dares to do this..."
"General Hua just returned to his room, didn't you see it? Maybe it was summoned by some family members, these nobles... Anyway, we are from the countryside, and we don't see much..."
"Tsk tsk, I really didn't expect that, even for a few generals, a cold-faced and cold-hearted person like General Luo Hun would be fine with this... and the one with a wound on his left hand and a child!"
The other Tiger Ben army was like seeing a cow running in the sky.
"There are so many people in our mansion. They are not necessarily prostitutes. Looking at the narrow sleeves and trousers, it may be a dancer who adds to the fun. I see that the way she dresses and walks doesn't look like a bewitching person. , it's a bit like everyone who dances swords in the workshop..."
A Hu Benjun from a fairly good background interrupted: "Don't make random guesses, it will ruin the reputation of our generals."
After all, General Hua is a woman, and the prostitutes in the mansion are too scary.
These personal guards are all loyal to He Mulan, otherwise they would not have been picked out by Na Luohun to be the personal guards. They all knew what to say and what not to say. It's rotten in my heart, and I won't say it out in this life...
What did the friends of the general's general find for a woman to accompany her while she wasn't there, such an unethical thing, they just wanted to say—
"Anyone? Please take me one!"
Hey, the main general is a woman, and there are many less "welfare"!
***
Yuan Fang escorted He Mulan all the way to the well-guarded banquet hall. Before reaching the gate, he saw Chen Jie, who was full of fire, and led a few steps forward, shouting loudly:
"The general is here to entertain guests, and other people are not allowed to approach. Who is... eh? Master Yuan? What are you... ?"
Chen Jie looked at the woman under the umbrella strangely, his eyebrows furrowed even deeper.
"Even if it's you, you can't bring a woman in to see the general at this time, and the general is not in the banquet hall. He just went back to his room. Didn't you come here to cause trouble? If Na Luohun sees it, he will..."
"Chen Jie, step back, it's me."
Under the umbrella, He Mulan opened Yuan Fang's hand slightly, raised the glazed lamp in his hand, and smiled at Chen Jie: "Don't be nervous."
Under the glazed lamp, He Mulan's slightly raised eyebrows and slightly glamorous eyes suddenly hit Chen Jie's eyes. Although she said "don't be nervous", Chen Jie sat down in surprise. When I got to the steps, I hit my tailbone and screamed:
"My God, there's a woman with the same voice as our general!"
Shouldn't she be glad that Chen Jie could see that she was a woman
Her facial features have hardly changed much, and the powder is not commonly used in this era, but added some turmeric to make it a little heavier. Looking at it now, it seems that the effect is not bad.
"It's General Hua, don't get out of the way!" Yuan Fang wiped the water from his face, "Let's go down the corridor!"
Chen Jie ran away as if he had seen a ghost, and all the tigers in the courtyard seemed to be frightened, but their eyes kept looking at He Mulan's face. I just feel that this person is obviously his own general, and he didn't even do any makeup or powder application (please forgive them for their lame eyes). He only changed a piece of clothes and wore some jewelry, so he couldn't see it at all...
Yaoshou! He didn't even have his hair combed, and his hair was all over it!
But why do you want to kneel so much after seeing it!
The fellows who were drinking in the banquet hall had been drinking for more than an hour, and they went out to release the water many times. Toluo Daman and a few people slept together in a big pile, Di Yefei and Na Luohun were still there. During the small drink, A Dan Zhuo had already fallen asleep, sleeping on A Shan Zhiqi's lap, snoring loudly.
If it wasn't for their anticipation and fear of He Mulan's women's clothing, this group of drunken men would have already returned to their rooms to rest, why would they lie on the ground and wait like this
A Shan Zhiqi was rubbing his son's head when he suddenly heard Chen Jie screaming "Oh my God, there is a woman who has the same voice as our general", he immediately chuckled and clapped his hands.
"It looks like Mulan is back, hurry up, turn on the wick, let's see how 'brother' becomes 'sister'!"
Na Luo shook his head in disbelief as he stood up and went to turn on a few candles in the banquet hall. When passing by, he accidentally stepped on the foot of some people and woke up some people. "Ouch" sit up.
"What's wrong? What happened? Has the fire grown back?"
He rubbed his eyes drunkenly.
"Where? Where?"
Toluo Daman was also so quarrelled that one eyelid was opened: "Where is anyone? Are you drinking too much?"
"You just drank too much!" Of course, some of the people who drank too much shook their heads after denying it: "Did the fire chief drink too much? It’s going to be cold…”
Di Yefei felt that the longer he waited like this, the better. He couldn't imagine what He Mulan's women's clothes looked like, but when he heard a few people say this, he immediately wondered if it would be true that He Mulan was drunk and lying down. Where is it, I immediately stood up nervously...
Just when a group of people were drunk, laughing, and anxious, the door of the banquet hall was pushed open, and Yuan Fang, who sent He Mulan into the house, was covered by the smell of alcohol and the aroma of meat in the room. Nose closed umbrella took a few steps back.
He Mulan, who was carrying the lamp, concealed her nervousness with "heroic" steps, strode into the hall, raised her head slightly, and saluted her former colleagues.
"Mulan came as promised."
Boom!
A-Dan Zhiqi wanted to stand up in surprise, but he forgot that he still had his son on his lap. Poor A-Dan Zhuo fell to the ground with the whole back of his head, and was woken up by the crash, howling: "Ah, head! The head is about to be shattered. It's gone!"
"hiss!"
Na Luohun was turning the lamp, and he was confronting He Mulan, who was dressed in purple. He was so frightened that the lever in his hand fell to the ground. In a panic, he used his finger to turn the wick, and he was pulled back with a grin.
Some people were the most ridiculous, they actually hugged Tuluo Daman by the waist and crushed him to the ground: "We are really drunk, you look at me, I'm dazzled, I actually saw a female Bodhisattva come in, and said that she is Hua Mulan, Let's sleep a little longer and wait for the fire to call me..."
"Don't press me! I have to get up and salute!" Tuluo ripped apart the arms of several people, jumped up at once, and went straight to He Mulan, leaning down and bowing:
"You are the elder sister of Huochang, right? I heard that you married to Woye a few years ago. It's a coincidence that I am also in Woye... When did the elder sister come back? There is a son in the next family, I don't know if the elder sister has a daughter... "
"Is your son only one year old?"
With a wry smile, He Mulan pushed away the forehead that Tuluo Daman was touching, and said with a smile, "My shoulders are not yet healed, the lamp is too heavy and I can't stand it, take it away from me!"
A hand in the side suddenly reached out, took the glazed lamp from He Mulan's hand, and stood there like a sculpture, without uttering a word for a long time.
The white-haired Di Yefei held up the glazed lantern, like an immortal descended from the sky, staring at the unique goddess in this world, his eyes full of inconceivable.
"Grandpa, you actually look at other women! I'm going to tell my mother when I get home, and let her break your legs!"
A Danzhuo looked at the woman standing in the hall, only to feel that the other party was amazing. Although she was not very beautiful, her temperament was by no means comparable to that of the gentle mother in the family. Feeling a sense of crisis, he shouted loudly.
"Don't talk nonsense, this is your aunt Hua!"
A-Dan Zhiqi felt sorry for the back of his son's head, and thought he was really funny, so he flicked his forehead, and then looked at the room full of stupid friends, and moved his body uncomfortably to block the Behind a mess of wine jars and bones...
Really, dressed like this, they are just following up with the wrong Asgard bandits...
"Aunt Hua?"
A-Danzhuo's eyes widened, looking at He Mulan who suddenly laughed, and suddenly burst into tears.
"Woo woo woo, I don't want this auntie! Return my auntie just now!!!"
When grandpa plays with such a flower aunt, his mother will run away from home!