"Why can't I be a soldier? Do you discriminate against women? Isn't Hua Mulan a female general? Isn't Yu Cui a female young lady?" , jumped his feet in front of the colonel who was in charge of the selection of soldiers in the barracks.
"You're not fair!"
"What day is this this month?"
The tired-looking captain touched his forehead and turned to ask his brother beside him.
"The fifth one? It's rare now..."
Several captains shook their heads with bitter smiles, and shouted to the girl in front of them, "If you want to dress up as a man, wash off the powder on your face and put on your armor! That's how you look..."
A colonel pinched his chest angrily.
"Just like you, you still have to enter the military camp? I think you are almost in the Youzhai! Don't compare yourself with General Hua, can you compare with him?"
"Why can't I compare! Isn't it just fighting as a soldier?"
"What is fighting in the army, I think you want to get married and want to go crazy?"
"you… "
"I don't know you people, what about your generals! Tell your generals to come out! I want to see your generals! I want to ask him why Hua Mulan can be a soldier, but I can't! Isn't she the head of your military mansion? Since she can join the army and join the army, why can't I!"
The pretty girl cried out hysterically.
"She actually wants to see our general? Is she crazy? She wants to learn from Hua Mulan, doesn't she know who our general is Hua Mulan?"
The captain of the recruiter looked at the woman in front of him in disbelief, and whispered to his companions.
"I'm afraid my brain is not very clear. In this place in the west, women are much more aggressive than in China."
Another lieutenant clicked his tongue.
"What the hell is going on! Why haven't you sent the recruits to the colony?"
After a clear drink, General Leng Ao in military uniform stepped into the camp entrance with iron boots.
"General Di!"
"General!"
Di Yefei frowned and walked to the camp where the recruits were selected, and saw another woman in front of him, his brows furrowed even deeper: "Why is it a woman again?"
How many times this month
"You still say you don't accept women! Your own generals are all women! Still an old woman!"
The girl with a face full of "I've caught you right now" pointed at Di Yefei, and her voice became even louder, with a rather unreasonable posture.
Done!
Die, die, die!
"I'm Di Yefei, the general of Zhenxi."
Di Yefei has been misunderstood how many times since he was a child. It took 30 years to go from being furious at the beginning, to sadness and grief later, to open-mindedness and calmness later.
Hearing the woman's scream, he didn't lift his eyelids, just called out his name lightly.
"Ah, you are one of those who refused to ask Hua Mulan for marriage..." The girl's eyes widened, "The devil general who kills without blinking!"
Done!
Definitely die, definitely die, definitely die!
"You know Hua Mulan very well." Di Yefei laughed angrily, "It seems that you have inquired about her a lot?"
"That is, who doesn't envy Hua Mulan? Every year there are so many people asking for marriage, ranging from royal family members to young talents... uh..."
As soon as the girl finished speaking triumphantly, she realized that now is not the time to say this, and quickly covered her mouth with a look of regret.
"So, you also came to the military camp to find your husband?"
Although he was already used to it, when he heard others say "there are so many people asking for marriage every year", Di Yefei couldn't help but curled his lips, and his tone became somewhat mocking.
"Don't say it so ugly, okay? It's just that women are more respected when they join the army and get military merit, so I came here. Of course, the more respect you get, the better the marriage. I can eat at home. After five meals, my grandfather and mother are unwilling to support me, and if I don't join the army, why should I sell myself?"
The girl lifted the package on her shoulders with some sternness.
"I can ride a horse and learn to fight. General Hua can join the army, why can't I?"
"Respect is earned as long as you join the army, and Hua Mulan doesn't think that getting respect is for a better marriage... That's all..."
Di Yefei closed his eyes and solemnly said to the girl in front of him:
"You have disrupted the order in which we select new recruits. I could have just asked the guards to throw you out, but since you have the intention of joining the army, I might as well tell you that my lieutenant at Xirong School does accept female soldiers, but only A female soldier who has the power to fight on the battlefield..."
He pointed to a pile of objects in the camp's clearing.
"These are all made from the equipment that Mulan exercises every morning. The weight is only one-sixth of what she uses, and the bars are a lot shorter. As long as you can hit three arrows, lift those stone locks, and do three A 'pull-up' and I'll make you a soldier."
Di Yefei pointed to a recruit who had just joined today, and said to him, "Lest she says I made things difficult for her, you can do a set for her to see."
This is the method He Mulan customized for Di Yefei to "select recruits". This kind of equipment is also used in many military camps across the country and has long been popularized.
The recruit had just passed the selection, and when he saw that he had a face in front of the general, he immediately ran into the field, first riding his horse over three obstacles, and then shooting ten arrows from the horse, all of which hit the target, and then jumped off the horse. He ran to the stone lock and held four kinds of stone locks since he was a child. After doing ten pull-ups, he ran to Di Yefei out of breath:
"General, I'm done!"
At this time, the girl's face was already ugly to the point of no beauty.
"In the army, those who have done all of this to him are on the top, and can go directly to the main camp for training; those who are half-finished are in the middle, and can be trained in the boot camps; those who can't complete one-third, Yes, go to the handyman camp to be a handyman. If it’s too bad, I don’t want it either, it’s a waste of food to keep it, so I can only ask the military government to arrange for the city wall to be repaired or a house…”
Di Yefei's expression was indifferent.
"You go try it."
"No need to try! I can't do it! I'm going to raise a horse!"
The girl said with a dark face.
"I'm sorry, cool horses are delicate, all I need are people who have experience in raising horses."
"I have raised donkeys!"
"A donkey is not the same as a horse."
"Then I will go to repair the city!"
The girl stomped her feet.
"Also, just lift two stone locks. Generally, for those with great strength and poor martial arts skills, I will let them be wrestlers..." Di Yefei made a "please" gesture.
"You go and try."
The girl reluctantly walked to the stone lock, picked the smallest stone lock, and moved it with great difficulty, but almost hit her foot.
"It's so heavy?" She patted the startled little liver. "You lied! How could a woman be able to carry this!"
"It's only fifty pounds." Di Yefei sneered, "She can lift five hundred pounds."
"I understand. Although Hua Mulan can be a female general, you still look down on women." The girl picked up the package from the ground and slapped her back...
"You don't accept me here, and there must be other military camps that will accept me! I'll go by myself!"
"Good to go, no delivery..."
"This girl, you don't have to go to other military camps."
A light laughter came from a distance.
"Can you cook? Dare to heal?"
"what?"
"My God! Who did I see?"
A tall car tiger rubbed his eyes vigorously.
Got it.
The sound of horse hooves sounded far away, but the girl quickly saw the appearance of the people who came, showing how fast these people and horses were.
After seeing Chentou making a commotion, the general wrapped in a white cloak put down the cloak on his head and smiled at Di Yefei and the soldiers behind him.
"I haven't seen you for a few months, you are still so energetic!"
"General!"
"My God! What a great general!"
General
The girl's eyes widened and she looked at the unremarkable middle-aged man on the back of the black horse in disbelief, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Are you a general?"
Omg! She wanted to join the army so much, not because she wanted to compose a moving love song with a majestic general. It is better to be like Hua Mulan. There are countless good men all over the country waiting for her to be "in the mood" to marry. go home!
But…
The girl looked at the "General" with a cloud of followers behind her with regret.
The person looks more ordinary than she imagined, and the horse is very majestic.
The soldiers who followed behind were handsome and ruthless! Just getting older...
She is only sixteen this year!
"Hee hee hee..." (What is this stupid woman looking at? Haven't you seen a sweaty BMW? -_-)
"This... General, what did you just say?"
The girl timidly asked the general who had just dismounted from his horse.
The lieutenants and soldiers around her were already crazy, and no one cared about this woman. Qi Qi went up to meet her and greeted the "general" in front of her.
"General, didn't you say you went to fight Gao Chang? Are you back?"
Hey, hey, I know she can't bear our generals!
"Did the general come to see our general? Our general went to the desert the night before yesterday to let his horse go, saying that he was shouting your name... Ah, who beat me!"
Ah, the general's eyes seem to be eating people!
"How long will the general stay this time? Are we going to set up a 'pilot unit' here? We welcome all of us. As long as you say it, our general Di will unconditionally obey!"
As long as General Hua successfully promotes things, we are the first to take advantage here, and those bastards in the Wei Kingdom envy us to death, hahahaha!
It was the "Hua Mulan" of the Hussar General, the Crown Prince Taibao, and the Guanglu Doctor Jiayu Chenghou.
Nowadays, she rarely stays in Pingcheng, and often patrols the borders and places in the country that are prone to troubles. The domestic situation is basically stable, but there are often large and small battles at the border. As the person in charge of the military government, she must often inspect the situation of vacancies at the border and the aftermath of the casualties.
At present, there are only a few places where there are still wars in the country. Around the six towns in the north, the remnants of the Northern Liang who were often harassed by the former Northern Liang border, the horse thieves in the Western Regions, and the Liu-Song border in the south, He Mulan often spends half a year in the west and half a year in the south. , and more contact with Di Yefei.
In addition, the situation in Beiliang is complicated and more troublesome than that of Wei. As long as the projects that are successfully tested in the west can be basically completed in China, because the biggest difficulties have been overcome in the west, it will not be a problem in the central plains.
"Yes, the people in the Western Regions are sturdy, and many women are good at riding and archery, and I am not ashamed of joining the army. I am going to set up a 'healthy women's battalion', which will be responsible for transporting wounded soldiers, learning some medical skills, and treating wounded soldiers. Women are more careful than men, and their needlework skills are better, Kou Tianshi has promised to send Taoist priests who are good at trauma to teach them, and Buddhism has also promised to send some secret medicine formulas for bruises to our country for use..."
"This is to make a woman a medical officer? Is this... Is this possible? If you are missing an arm or a broken leg, or if you are naked, you will not have to run away?"
A colonel blushed first.
It seemed that the woman wasn't shy yet, but when he thought of that picture, he became shy.
"So, I have to find a group of willing women to see if I can succeed."
After a long time in ancient times, He Mulan had learned to "do as the locals do". Although some things were good, the ancients couldn't accept them, and she didn't force her.
"Do you want to?"
A naked man? Still need to heal
The girl's face blushed when she heard the words, and then she thought about the men waiting for her "healing", letting her do whatever she wanted...
(﹃)
"Hiss..." The girl wiped the corner of her mouth. "I am willing! As long as I can join the army, I am willing to do anything!"
"Okay, stand there, and when I and General Di have finished discussing the matter, I will show you to the Taoist priests. You have the talent to study surgery."
He Mulan nodded happily, pointing her to Chen Jie's side, and then strode towards Di Ye.
Over the past few years, she has carefully influenced everyone, especially recruits, with her values within the scope of her activities.
And what she wants to do most is to let the wounded soldiers know that if they are not disabled, their life will be completely dark.
In the Northern Wei Dynasty, which was not afraid of death, many people did not die of pain, infection, or excessive bleeding, but directly committed suicide after discovering that they might become a cripple.
Those who wiped their necks, or those who put their hands into their stomachs and smashed their intestines, abounded.
If there are gentle and lovely women to take care of them, while treating their injuries, while soothing their hearts, telling them that there are still many beautiful things waiting for them in life, such tragedies may be less.
Moreover, what Kou Qianzhi and she wanted to spread were the surgical techniques of Western medicine, and it was really difficult for men in this era to hold needles.
Buddhism has anesthesia and coma drugs, most of which are opium poppy/poppy/products from Tianzhu Kingdom. Now that the Western Regions business has been established, it is not so difficult to obtain these seeds. With the help of Buddhism to refine medicine, surgical techniques can be promoted and developed. Technology.
Before that, even if Daomen had this technique because of Kou Qianzhi's teaching, there were many patients who were scared to death during the operation. The loss of Mafeisan made Daomen powerless in many cases. Now Buddhism and Taoism can cooperate and help each other. Great.
"How long will you stay this time?"
Di Yefei suppressed the tumult in his heart, and looked at the many guards brought by He Mulan without a trace.
Fortunately, the nasty wretched man Zheng Zong was not there.
Huh? Why is Luo Hun missing
"I only have two months. The remnants of Beiliang in Gaochang have delayed me for too long." He Mulan took the veil handed by Di Yefei and wiped her face.
"Huh? Why does this handkerchief look so familiar? This is not... "
She froze awkwardly.
"It's the veil you used last time. I see that the material is good, and I'm not willing to throw it away. Don't think too much." Di Yefei couldn't help sighing when she saw that she was still at a loss when she encountered such a thing.
This hint is not enough, and it is not possible to express it. Can she decorate her heart with anything other than the country and His Majesty? Every time I see her like this, I have a feeling that I am persecuting people.
God knows, he just got used to it, and he didn't think about it!
He Mulan had been running around for a long time, already tanned and standing with Di Yefei, whose skin was only slightly honey-colored, the more and more she felt that a good cabbage was eaten by a pig.
It's just that the good cabbage is Di Yefei, and the pig is He Mulan.
Fortunately, He Mulan's face was black, and she couldn't tell when she was red. Since many rumors about the Tiantai Army's "prostitute flag" incident, more and more people have asked her for a kiss, and almost to the point where she rarely returned to Pingcheng. Her grandfather and grandmother often "visit relatives" away from home, which should have been used long ago.
But probably because she is too familiar with Di Yefei, and she rejected Di Yefei once again on the grounds of "I don't want to get married now", every time I see Di Yefei's "I love you is my business." It has nothing to do with you", she couldn't help being a little embarrassed.
But after the embarrassment, there is some small gratitude.
Grateful for someone who doesn't adore her for her abilities, fame, and everything covered by her "Mulan" aura, but simply adore her for who she is.
But she is too busy, and after so many years, she is also used to being single, and she doesn't want to harass a man with excellent conditions like Di Yefei.
As long as you are with her, you will know how boring she is. Both of them are generals, one guards one side and the other travels north and south. It must be a person who gathers less and leaves more. Di Yefei deserves a better person.
"Hehe, I didn't think about it too much. It's better for you. There are women who want to be soldiers...hehe..."
He Mulan clumsily changed the subject.
"Because you are a 'model' and 'exemplary' for doing so well, many women can't see the bitterness and pain behind you as a soldier, they just want to find a good man in the army to marry... I don't understand either. What do they think, is the war a game at home?"
Di Yefei scoffed, and immediately took He Mulan's words.
"Haha, don't be so serious, think in another direction, at least the girls have the idea of 'who says women are inferior to men', and dare to take the step of pursuing happiness..."
"Blue Gourd Sword Fairy"
It's just that the steps are a little too big, pulling the balls... Abu, my waist slumps.
"Hey, aren't Xianbei women enough to love and hate? There are a few more beauty pageants in the army, do we men want to fight? I heard that last year, the girl from Yuchi's family brought 500 men from the Women's Army to join the army. Has Your Majesty received it?"
"Ahem, you mean Yuchiyan? She and Na Luohun get married next month. I can't go back this time. I'm really sorry..."
"You said that Luohun? What about them!"
"For the few months when I raised my shoulders at home, I don't know how the two of them met each other..."
He Mulan smiled.
"The matchmaker ceremony will definitely be without me this time."
Di Yefei also smiled.
"No wonder Naro didn't come..."
"Let's go, I'll tell you about the 'Women's Camp' I'm going to build..."
***
the other side.
Chen Jie led the curious girl towards the Taoist soldiers. In order to relax her emotions, she chatted while walking: "Why are you here to be a soldier? It's very hard for a woman to be a soldier, and our general's body hurts you. I didn't see it, I almost broke the picture a few times..."
"Your general?"
"Hey, don't you know?" Chen Jie paused, "The one who just accepted you is Hua Mulan, the hussar general, my general! Otherwise, there are still a few people who can let General Di greet him and dismount himself!"
"Ahhhh! Was that Mulan just now?"
The girl's eyes were about to go out of the window, the package in her hand fell to the ground, and she screamed in shock.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Chen Jie covered his ears and jumped back in fright.
"Oh my god...she's actually General Hua...she's actually Hua Mulan..."
Are you saying that she looks beautiful like a fairy? Didn't it say that when she wore women's clothes in the general's mansion, everyone said she looked like the goddess of the snow mountain
What about Wanfu Modang? Where does it look like a master! Even the sword is gray!
her youth!
her idol!
Her beautiful dream!
The girl rolled her eyes, only to feel that her pink bubbles were all shattered.
"What's the matter with you? Cheer up, the Taoists are still waiting!"
Chen Jie quickly led the girl to a group of Taoist soldiers.
"It's them, who are responsible for assessing whether a woman like you is suitable for joining the army in the 'Healthy Women's Camp'. Don't worry, our general said that the Health Women's Camp is not a government soldier, it is a recruiting force, and also has food salaries and vacations, and died in battle. There are also pensions, uh, bah bah, you can be a general if you do well!"
"Can you be a general if you do well?"
The girl perked up a little...
By the way, Hua Mulan is gone, and there are other handsome male generals!
For example, the Grand Marshal of Montenegro, the General Longxiang with the surname Yuan, I heard that the princes of Xianbei are quite handsome...
She settled down, looked at the row of unshaven Taoists in front of her, and asked carelessly:
"What do you want to test? I don't know anything about medicine!"
"If you don't take medical skills, medical skills are easy to teach, but some are not easy to teach..."
An older Taoist priest stroked his beard with a smile, and suddenly named a little Taoist priest.
"You touch him!"
"Ah? Where to touch?"
The girl glanced at the little Taoist priest.
Hey, he looks handsome!
"Touch all!"
The old Taoist sighed in his heart and waited for the woman to yell and walk away.
"Touch all? Is it really possible?"
She hasn't touched a real man yet!
"If you don't want to..."
I saw that the girl simply stepped forward and carefully touched the little Taoist priest from top to bottom. After touching it, she felt the touch, which made the little Taoist blush.
"what?"
The old Taoist was frightened.
"Is it alright?"
The girl asked with a wink.
"No... and... Wu Nianzi, you took off your shirt."
A Taoist priest stood up and took off his upper body, revealing his strong chest.
"You show me where his heart is!"
"I know this!"
She touched her own heart!
The girl stepped forward without shame, grabbed the male Taoist priest's left chest, and pinched it.
"This is... Huh? It doesn't seem to be moving?"
The girl pressed the button and didn't seem to feel his heartbeat, so she couldn't help but feel a little strange. A strong person like this can never be a person with insufficient mental strength, is it...
She lay on Wu Nianzi's chest, listened carefully, nodded clearly, stretched out her palm and patted her right chest:
"His heart is on the right!"
Wu Nianzi and the old Taoist priest followed He Mulan all the way. They had never seen such a bold woman, especially Wu Nianzi. They only felt that the woman was moving her head around his chest like a cat. No matter how well you read the scriptures, you still feel a little uncomfortable.
On the contrary, the old Taoist nodded in relief.
"Exactly, my disciple's heart is born on the right side, you are qualified."
"Daoist, is this qualified? Is it so easy?"
Chen Jie was stunned.
"Easy? You look easy, but it's really hard!"
The old Taoist sighed.
"That's it? Can I be a soldier now?"
"Exactly."
"Does the soldier make a meal?"
"You're recruiting, of course..."
Hearing this familiar conversation, Chen Jie had a premonition that something bad was going on in his heart.
Sure enough, the petite-looking girl laughed and sighed happily.
"That's great, I'm starving! Five bowls of rice first!"
The author has something to say: I'm late. Today is the last day of this month and the last day of this week. The work unit is so busy that it can make people anxious. I don't go home until 8 o'clock, and I don't type until 9 o'clock. It's posted!