Di Yefei has never met a few women in his life, but this little lady of Erzhu's family can definitely be ranked among the women he hates the most.
But on the other hand, Di Yefei was very grateful to her, because she asked He Mulan to say something like "Di Yefei's famous flowers have owners, can't you see?".
Even if he knew that with Huochang's character, he would never say such words that would scare people to death for no reason, but as long as there was still a 1 in 100,000 chance, Di Yefei's heart would still be thumping.
"what happened?"
Di Yefei, who was dragged into the room by He Mulan, pressed the excitement and unease in his heart, and pretended to calmly ask He Mulan, "Why do you talk about this?"
Chen Jie and Na Luohun had long been left by He Mulan to guard the yard, and Di Yefei's feigned calm really made He Mulan, who was excited just now, return to his original attitude, and spoke in a cautious tone:
"That Erzhu clan is not a good match. Whether you refuse or agree, it is not good for you. Trust me!"
'What does this have to do with you! '
Di Yefei wanted to sneer like this.
However, over the years of love, Di Yefei could only suppress the loss and pain in his heart, and asked unwillingly, "Is there any other reason?"
'I don't want to see a good cabbage for pigs to do? '
He Mulan really wanted to return to him like this.
"you are not happy?"
He Mulan was a little irritable, like a dog biting Lu Dongbin.
"It's not a question of whether I'm happy or not, Huo Chang, do you still treat me as a child?" Di Yefei bullied him forward, pressing him towards He Mulan with astonishing aura.
He is now half a head taller than He Mulan. He has been a general in the Western Regions for many years, and he no longer has the "creamy" temperament of the past. Pressing down like this, He Mulan immediately took a half step back uncomfortably.
"Even if you reject her, it should be my business. Why do you want you to do such an act of ruining your own reputation? I claim that there is still a way to handle this matter, but by doing so, you will take away all the risks of offending others. On yourself, why?"
His green eyes stared at He Mulan motionlessly, waiting for her answer.
"I..." He Mulan was dumbfounded and thought about it carefully, "I'm worried that you will be troubled? I heard that the girl is looking for life at home. I'm really afraid that she will die at home... "
"That's my business too!"
Di Yefei's face sank.
"Are you blaming me?" He Mulan's eyes widened in disbelief. "What's the matter with the conversation between the two of us with sore teeth? Or is it actually that you are really interested in the Erzhu family and that you are angry with me?"
yes! yes! In the previous life, Di Yefei agreed!
They have even passed the stage of asking for names. If Erzhu Yiyi hadn't committed suicide, they would have already been engaged!
She took everything into account, how could she forget that Di Yefei might agree
Why is she so sure that he is not satisfied with this marriage
He Mulan was stunned by the implied answer. He couldn't recover for a long time. Instead, when Di Yefei heard He Mulan's words, his face suddenly turned blue and his expression became cold. He shot and pushed He Mulan forward.
In the past, with He Mulan's skills, Di Yefei would never even think about He Mulan even if he used all his strength, but He Mulan's heart was shocked at this time, Di Yefei's hand stretched out and pushed He Mulan. After staggering a few steps, he was pushed out the door.
He Mulan was shocked, and Di Yefei was even more surprised than He Mulan.
"I... I'm sorry, I seem to have screwed up something..."
He Mulan scratched his head in annoyance.
"I want to know that you are interested in the Erzhu family, so I don't want to help you reject her, but to find a way to let her know how good you are. Forget it, I'll go back and think about it, what other remedy is there? …”
Di Yefei pushed her out the door, showing how angry he was.
Why did she think so much, and now she should think about how to remedy it
After all, He Mulan turned around and left, running fast.
Poor Di Yefei just raised his hand and pushed a good living person away, and the other party obviously misunderstood something. It was like being struck by lightning for a while, and he saw He Mulan's back running farther and farther. I only had time to stretch out my hand, but nothing was held back...
'Hey, come back to me! '
In the cold wind and bleak, there is only a silhouette of Di Yefei unable to stretch his arms.
'Who the fuck is interested in the Erzhu family! '
****
Knowing too much, sometimes fall into various misunderstandings, and preconceived certain things. This is a problem that He Mulan has already discovered. In the matter of Zheng Zong, she almost went the wrong way and killed a slave. innocent people who have done nothing wrong.
The same is true for Di Yefei. Although Erzhu Yiyi's last life was a fake show of seeking death and seeking life, it was because of the lack of real communication and communication between the two in the previous life. Now it is not the time and place of the previous life. Who can Do you know if tragedy turns into comedy
Although Di Yefei has always said that he loves himself, he also said, "I love you and don't expect your response, so you can keep me like this", who knows if ancient men have this ability, while In love with Bai Yueguang in your heart, and then marry a red rose to live together
Judging by how scumbag Tuoba Tao is emotionally, even if Di Yefei is ready to "sell out" for her career, after her sighs of regrets, it may not be so difficult to accept...
It's not hard to accept a fart!
What the hell did she do today!
"What's wrong with Huochang? Her hair is messed up!"
Na Luo Hun put his head close to Chen Jie's ear and whispered.
"I think General Di said something that made her sad." Chen Jie said angrily: "General too, why did you talk so much to that woman, just throw it out!"
It is also privately set for life, hengdao grabbing love or something!
Silly her!
"Come on, it's over..."
Na Luo rubbed his chin with some playfulness.
"Maybe the general's spring has arrived?"
"What spring? It's still winter!"
Chen Jie rolled his eyes angrily.
He Mulan rode his horse back to his house in Changpingfang in a tangled mood. Since it was an inner city, all the dignitaries lived there, so he naturally kept meeting acquaintances along the way.
He Mulan is now in charge of the military mansion. As long as there are children and nephews in the army, they can't help but have a good relationship with He Mulan, so after more and more greetings came, He Mulan didn't have the heart to ask for trouble, and turned around. Get off the horse, lead the horse all the way and return the salute to the person who greeted her.
"General Hua, it's been a long time..." A Shang Shulang laughed and joked: "I heard that you and General Di are going to do good things soon? Why are you hiding it so tightly, it's a little late for us to prepare the congratulations now..."
"Huh? What did you say?"
He Mulan was stunned.
"Didn't you say it yourself at Honglu Temple? There are so many people watching, it has long been spread. The officials of Honglu Temple were still asking me just now, this is the first time that the general of Wei and the general have married. How should the regulations go…”
General Cheng has his own clothes and regulations. It is reasonable to say that He Mulan is a woman, and the regulations should follow the groom, but Di Yefei is not as big as He Mulan. So unfair.
But let's follow He Mulan's instructions, then Di Yefei will be no different from being married, and the ceremonial officials are worried that a good marriage will become unpleasant.
Honglu Temple also manages all kinds of events such as master of ceremonies, praises, and divination. As long as it is a high-ranking member of the court, marriage cannot bypass Honglu Temple, and Honglu Temple is under the management of Shangshu Province, so this Shangshu Langcai Make fun of He Mulan.
He Mulan didn't expect the news to spread so quickly, and immediately scratched his head embarrassedly: "This... I was so anxious at the time that I didn't choose to say anything, or... "
"I understand, I understand, the two of you are not too young, it's really not good to waste time. The Dugu Patriarch is also a matchmaker if you don't know clearly..."
Shang Shulang snickered when he thought he knew everything.
"When is the good thing, is it set?"
"Huh? Huh? No..."
He Mulan was dumbfounded and fled in shock.
"General Hua, congratulations, congratulations, waiting for your wedding wine!"
"Hahaha, General Hua is worthy of being a hero in women's middle school, whoever you fancy will take it directly! Many children in Beijing will not be able to sleep at night!"
"Can General Hua's dowry be prepared? Can't you use my little daughter's loan first? She's only three years old, so it's too early to get married!"
Along the way, He Mulan was greeted with kindness by various friends and colleagues, which was enough to refresh He Mulan's new worldview, and even gained a new understanding of the speed of news transmission in Pingcheng.
It's only half a day! Do you want to be so fast!
In a few more days, should I congratulate her for giving birth to a precious son!
He Mulan now fully understands what it means to shoot yourself in the foot, people can't blame society for being stupid...
"What should I do? I feel like the general is going crazy!"
Chen Jie worriedly looked at He Mulan, who was resting by the roadside, but suddenly crushed the window frame of the roadside shop.
Na Luohun also led the horse weakly.
"Let's take one step at a time. Di Yefei has been guarding it for so many years. If Yunkai can't open, let's see today!"
"… "
Chen Jie had the urge to kneel, who asked him this!
The road from the Dongcheng Concierge Court to the inner city Changpingfang was only a short period of time, but He Mulan felt that it was more tiring than Guan Yu's passing five levels and six generals. When she reached the familiar door, He Mulan couldn't help but cry out to the door with tears in her eyes.
"Ahhhh! I'm finally back!"
"Look, General Hua is so happy..."
The two children sweeping the floor across from them spoke quietly.
"People can't come back once a year, so it's right to be happy."
"I just don't know when the sons who are begging for kisses will come to the door after coming back this time. Let's not sweep the floor so carefully, anyway, tomorrow will be a mess..."
He Mulan listened to the conversation of the Lu family's children, and suddenly stood frozen in the wind, unable to speak for a long time...
Erlang Erlang Erlang...
begging, begging, begging...
She was still too happy!
How could I forget this!
***
Every year, when He Mulan returned to Beijing to report for work, the people who were seeking marriage could step over the threshold of Huafu, and some even just joined in the fun. It seemed that they had not asked the legendary female general for marriage before they were engaged, and they were all outdated.
Even if he is rejected, he is still someone who "had unsuccessfully asked the female hussar general for marriage". This is the status symbol of an unprecedented person! Maybe the act of asking for a kiss is more sincere, and this great luck hits their heads? Even if you don't hit the Universiade, it will be a good story in the annals of history!
Haven't you heard the good talk like "East bed is quick to be a son-in-law" and "Selling wine as a family"
This is a pity for He Mulan. Every year, she has to be tossed around by various "fancy beggings". The gifts these two men are asking for are also all kinds of strange. One year, there was even a "madman" who didn't know where to get them. The dinosaur fossils that came were placed in front of her house, and she said it was a rare "keel" in a thousand years, which made her wonder whether to laugh or cry.
Besides, peacocks, mandrills, and all kinds of weird animals have been given away to her. For a while, she even wanted to ask if anyone had seen a giant panda, but in the end, she suppressed her own brain hole. Really scourge to a panda.
In the ancient times of all evil, under the power, they could do anything!
However, this year, the most frightening part of He Mulan's heart, was so quiet that she almost thought she ran into the wrong mansion. Several times she even ran out of the gate and looked at the familiar plaque before she was sure that she did not run wrong. .
"Why is it so quiet this year? The guards I brought back to watch over the nursing home are useless."
As the captain of the guard, Na Luo looked at the brothers who were about to be bored and dozed off with disbelief.
"You said, after the general reported the incident with General Di, the sons of each family stopped taking their own humiliation?"
Chen Jie coughed.
"Could it be so?"
"What did you say?"
He Mulan's surprised voice suddenly came from behind the two of them.
"Ah, General!"
"Fire Chief!"
"You said, there is such a benefit?"
He Mulan asked Chen Jie curiously.
"I just think so... Before someone asked for a marriage, it was because you, General, didn't express your intention to get married, but now you say at the gate of the Protocol Court that you have made a private agreement with General Di for the rest of your life, and to propose marriage again is to offend the two generals in vain. .Moreover… "
'It's not that every son who comes to ask for marriage really wants to marry you. Most of them are just to express their admiration. It's really inevitable... '
"If I fight you again, I should go to General Di."
He Mulan clapped her hands with a sudden realization.
"So it is! Why didn't I think of such a good way before!"
What did those artists rely on to quickly quell the matter after the scandal was reported? Isn't it just about getting engaged
Once there is a marriage contract, all the bees and butterflies will shy away!
Not to mention that Di Yefei is not a good person to get along with!
He Mulan blinked, and suddenly felt that it was not difficult for her to speak nonsense.
No, no, it's just that she doesn't want to get married, and Di Yefei still wants to get married. How could she use Di Yefei's reputation like this for the sake of purity? He has been a bachelor for so many years, and if he is still a magician, he will be guilty of a lot of sins!
"I'm so selfish!"
He Mulan took a photo of herself again.
"I should find a way to clarify this matter. No, I should go and apologize to Di Yefei first!"
After all, get out and go.
"Where are you going, General! The curfew is coming soon!"
"It's okay, I'll come back over the wall, you can just watch the house!"
"Hey, General! General!"
He Mulan took Yueying out of the stable, and rode straight to the concierge house. When they arrived at the concierge house, the guards at the gate were still talking about He Mulan and Di Yefei.
"I saw General Hua raised his hand, made a move of the overlord to slam the bow, and pressed General Di under him..."
The guards danced and added fuel to the fire.
The other guards swallowed, opened their eyes and said, "And then? And then?"
"Then General Hua pressed General Di like this, and sneered at the beautiful and moving girl, 'I have a private life with him, he is already my person' Ah, General Hua!"
"I know it was General Hua who said it, then what? Then what?"
A group of guards heard the right thing, and saw that he was stuck as if he had seen a ghost, and hurriedly urged.
"And then I'm going to punch someone."
He Mulan "sneered" and deliberately gritted her teeth.
"what!"
"My God! General Hua!"
A group of guards suddenly dispersed.
He Mulan shook his head sarcastically, and went straight into the west courtyard to find Di Yefei.
At this time, Di Yefei was drinking suffocating wine in the house. When he saw He Mulan coming and no one notified him outside, he thought he was drunk and dazzled, so he continued to blow on the bottle without even raising his head.
Seeing that Di Yefei didn't even greet her, He Mulan thought that Di Yefei was still annoyed at her, worried that it would be ugly to quarrel, so she closed the door and bolted, strode down in the room, and grabbed a bottle. Take a sip of wine.
"Huh? Li Xuebai? You drink such a strong wine like this?"
"You, how can you be a shadow and still care so much..." Di Yefei muttered to himself, "At this time, you still treat me as a little brother who didn't understand anything at that time..."
"What are you talking about?" He Mulan looked curiously at Di Yefei, whose face was blushing, and was suddenly stunned. "Why is your whole body so red? Didn't you start taking Han Shi San again?"
"Han Shi San? Do you want this?" Di Yefei, who was drunk in the fog, stuck his tongue out and staggered to his feet. "Well, it seems that there is really..."
He stood up, took out from under the cabinet in the corner, took out a box inlaid with gold and jade, and handed it to He Mulan.
"Here, Hanshi San..."
Di Yefei is now also a big guard on the side, and the merchants who come and go often have various "filial piety". This Han Shi San was given to Di Yefei by a merchant in the south as a rare thing. Although he didn't know that Di Yefei hated this kind of thing, but because it was not a good thing after all, he was not sure what Di Yefei's attitude was towards this thing.
This box looks good, but it requires certain skills to open it. Di Yefei didn't open it after tossing for a while. He felt that the rouge in the beautiful box was not too bad, so he put it in his luggage by some strange thing, and wanted to give it to him. He Mulan.
Unexpectedly, in Beijing, Di Yefei accidentally opened the box when he was packing his luggage, and found that it was actually cold food powder. When He Mulan was drunk, he mentioned Han Shi San, and Di Yefei, who was drunk and smoked, was not afraid of death and found out the "swag" under He Mulan's eyelids.
At this time, He Mulan was naturally angry, one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were born, and he grabbed Wu Shi San and scolded: "You still have this kind of thing! Are you still using it? Have you forgotten your ghost appearance back then? ? I see that you are crossing over and going back!"
It took her so much thought to get him to quit!
She really misunderstood him!
Di Yefei listened to He Mulan's tone as if he was training a son, and he was immediately drunk and courageous, and a sense of resentment suddenly rose in his heart, causing him to rip off his shirt.
"What do I look like? What the hell do I look like? You've touched every inch here! You kept telling me 'it's not ugly, you're not scary at all' when I had a seizure, and now tell me about the ghost I'm getting older and I don't have the beauty I used to have, so you think I'm still better than I used to be, don't you?"
Yes, he is exposed to the wind and sun in the west every day, his skin is not fair or smooth, and there are some wrinkles on his face, but if his face is useful, why doesn't she look back at him!
Now you actually say "ghost look"
"What the hell are you talking about! The ghost look I said has something to do with your skin!" He Mulan looked dumbfounded as Di Yefei took off his clothes and went crazy in front of him.
"Look! Look! Am I still the same as before? No fat, no stomach?" He shook little Di Yefei and took out the courage he had in the tent.
"Although it's not used, it's not broken!"
"Ow, no..."
He Mulan weakly covered her face and sighed.
"Why didn't anyone tell me that Di Yefei was so hard to be drunk!"
"Difficult? It's not difficult!"
Di Yefei pinched his neck and put He Mulan's hand on his throat.
"You pinch me! In the past few years, you have stopped pinching me in my dreams, and only gave me a back. It's better to pin me down at that time!"
coax!
No matter how cheeky He Mulan was, she was blushing from head to toe at this time, and she was stunned!
It turned out that Di Yefei asked her if she had broken her sleeve. Those dreams that someone pressed him were like this!
His sexuality, addiction, and strangeness have become unspeakable, to the point where he can only vent in a dream!
"You let go first and put your clothes on..."
He Mulan's heart was filled with sympathy and pity, and she didn't care when he would start taking Hanshisan again, and withdrew her hand that was stuck on Di Yefei's neck.
"Are you leaving again?"
Di Yefei reached out and grabbed He Mulan.
"It's all a dream, can't you stay overnight?"
"How long have you been alone?" He Mulan laughed as she looked at Di Yefei, who was full of dissatisfaction, "Why is it so annoying?"
"Then give me what you have in your hand, it's a dream anyway, I'm going to finish it!"
"Di Yefei! You are stupid! What are you dreaming about, you are drunk!"
He Mulan was so angry that she wanted to throw the box away, but Di Yefei, who was pounced all over her body, didn't dare to make a big move. She only felt that the other party was rubbing against her body slippery, making herself annoyed as well. When she got up, the box in her hand was crushed by her force and threw it into the distance.
During the pulling, the cold food left in He Mulan's fingers scattered around her mouth and nose, and she inadvertently inhaled it. This thing was originally meant to add to the fun. Fly away.
"It's already troublesome, and it's still holding this thing!"
He Mulan growled.
She frowned as she watched Di Yefei being pushed to the ground, she suddenly stopped moving, and felt a little uneasy in her heart. When she thought about this day when the army was in chaos, her mind became even more chaotic.
"Didn't you promise me not to take Wushisan anymore?"
He Mulan flicked the thing in his hand and changed the subject with a blank face.
"I didn't take it already." Di Yefei, who was lying on the ground sullenly, said from his arms: "That was given by someone else."
"What are you doing lying on your stomach?" He Mulan laughed angrily, "Does your butt look better than others?"
"It's humiliating to have a dream, and the days will not end." Di Yefei's voice of sorrow and indignation came faintly, "Go away, just like so many times before."
He Mulan sighed and sat down beside Di Yefei, her eyes swept across his body as if sucked.
Di Yefei has been exercising for a long time, her muscles are strong, her shoulders are wide and her waist is narrow, her legs are straight and strong, and her whole body exudes an atmosphere of strength and beauty, which makes her mouth dry.
Beautiful and seductive, more than just female sex
Di Yefei only felt that the people around him had not left, and turned his head in surprise. He Mulan tilted his head and looked at him with a blushing expression. He couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, his Adam's apple rolling up and down, cute Extremely.
He Mulan was confused for a while, so she reached out and touched Di Yefei's Adam's apple.
This touch, both of them were shocked.
He Mulan was eager to move in his heart, and Di Yefei was strangling his throat for countless times in his dreams.
"I said, why don't we just work together..." He Mulan gruffly, reached out and brushed Di Yefei's body, "If you don't dislike me..."
"Why don't you grab my neck?"
Di Yefei asked her with blurred eyes.
"Gah?"
He Mulan blinked, raised her hand, and stuck it on Di Yefei's throat.
"so?"
Di Yefei's expression was suddenly full of ecstasy, which made He Mulan's mind fluctuate.
"Do you like this?" He Mulan exerted a little force in his hands, seeing Di Yefei suddenly raised his neck as if he had been electrocuted, and curiously explored other sensitive points on his body.
During the Han Shi San, she actually knew his body like the back of her hand. Even so, she still wanted to say that Di Yefei's hobby was too strange.
If it were a woman of this era, I'm afraid I wouldn't dare to treat him like this.
Di Yefei thought he was dreaming, and all his requests made people blush. After all, He Mulan was a "well-informed" modern person, not a young girl. He was absolutely rich in theoretical knowledge, and he used all kinds of methods to display it. , called Di Yefei, an older young man who was still a rooster...
That night, the two of them were very satisfied, especially He Mulan. If she could have children, she would probably still worry about the problem of having children after such indulgence and desire, but she has not yet arrived, and there is no such thing as In terms of concerns, both of them are in their thirties and have little experience. This time, the thunder has stirred up the fire, and their physical strength is very good. It is not necessary to say more about their satisfaction.
"Why did I worry about it for so many years..."
It's okay for a normal person to have a boyfriend.
Even if they don't get married, their lives have not changed much, and there is an additional person who can "deeply communicate".
She looked at the scars all over her body, her flat chest and belly, and then at Di Yefei's smooth skin, her pores were so delicate that it could reflect light, she suddenly felt that she had earned it, she wrapped Di Yefei with a quilt and touched it. Touch his sleeping drunk face.
"Why don't you just slip away now..."
He Mulan touched his chin and muttered to himself.
"He's going to wake up tomorrow morning and find that he's not dreaming. Will he slam into the wall and commit suicide in shame?"
But she was too sleepy, and she was really reluctant to ask her to get up and go back to the house now, so she leaned on Di Yefei and fell asleep drowsily.
***
"Hum hum hum, dare to grab a woman from Lao Tzu!"
After Zheng Zong made the arrangements, he looked at the concierge hospital and smiled.
"There are so many people, even if you have martial arts like Hua Mulan, you will be beaten to death with one punch and one kick!"
Really been waiting…
Just waiting for tomorrow!
He Mulan and Di Yefei haven't woken up late for a long time. Both of them are people who go to bed early and get up early, and their self-discipline in life is outrageous, so when the two of them were woken up by the noise outside, they didn't know what was going on today. Evening feeling.
What followed was full of grief and joy, joy, and endless satisfaction afterward.
Before Di Yefei came back to his senses, he was provoked by the outside voice and turned his head.
He didn't see any movement, but he found He Mulan's head, so frightened that he fell down suddenly, and He Mulan grabbed his arm.
"Don't panic, don't panic, wait with you slowly..."
"Don't pretend to me! Di Yefei's fellow must still be inside, and his horse is still in the stable! Why, you can get General Hua without making a sound, rest assured, and he's standing upright, and even the foreign guests are gone?"
A loud roar came from the door.
"Di Yefei, I know you're hiding inside, don't think you can get me out of the way by hiding! If you want to marry General Hua, you have to pass us first!"
Snapped!
Boom!
The door was slammed open with force from the outside.
"You get out of my way... eh?"
The messy group of people outside suddenly gasped.
He Mulan put on his outer robe in a leisurely manner, raised the corners of his eyes and looked out.
"Have you passed this level first? Huh?"
The tone rose slightly, with an inexhaustible threat.
"My goodness!"
"Flowers, flowers, flowers..."
"It's true..."
The mess on the couch, and Di Yefei wrapped in the quilt...
Oh my god!
Also their goddess ah ah ah!
Zheng Zong: Hahahaha, Di Yefei must have been beaten into a pig's head... What are you talking about
Egret Officer A: So what... (Sleepwalking) A thousand words are omitted below.
Zheng Zong: (stiffly) What ** once, you are fucking kidding me! tease me! General Hua is not such a casual person!
He Mulan: (satisfied with adding lips) I just don't look like a human being!
Di Yefei: Hey...