"Impossible, don't even think about it!" Di Yefei didn't give He Mulan any room for negotiation. "It's just a small county lieutenant who wants to humiliate me so far!"
"What is a small county commander? That's a life! Besides, this matter started because of me, because of so many people in Liang County who were almost slaughtered. If it wasn't for me and Gai Wu, Chen Jie wouldn't have been taken captive. Go, he must be tortured now. People like Gai Wu will only do evil in the future if they don’t learn a lesson. If you are doing a good deed, you should take it out for the people.”
He Mulan used to be a judicial worker, and hated such "criminals" who would rob and kidnap at every turn.
"You have to see the situation if you want me to pretend!" Di Yefei pointed to himself. "I'm already four out of thirty this year, not fourteen, twenty-four!"
He Mulan stretched out his head and leaned close to his face to take a closer look.
Hey, look closely, there are really fine lines.
Isn't the skin as fine and creamy as it looks!
"It's too windy for you, isn't it? Or is Caucasian skin like this..." He Mulan whispered a few times, reaching out to touch.
Di Yefei glared sideways and glared at Hua Mulan. He Mulan with his green eyes was trembling cautiously, and hurriedly took a few steps back and patted her chest.
"Although you are older and your skin is a little thicker, in terms of beauty, you are still a few blocks away from others!"
The goddess in the army is really well-deserved!
"Besides, we're just making a show, and we don't really want you to seduce that old pervert!"
Originally, they wanted Di Yefei to pretend to be a dancer, so that the Yuan family's purchase of orchid girls would find out, and then take the opportunity to infiltrate the Yuan family.
Later, I didn't think about it well. If they did this, the initiative would not be in their hands at all, and if the transaction failed, and the other party sent people to rob them, it would really be a loss for the lady and the army.
Yuan Fang, the suzerain of the southern part of Chen County, is already forty-five this year, and he is too old to see Li Xinxi. To attract his attention and be willing to treat this orchid as a guest, to the point of inviting the other party to come to the door, this orchid must have an identity and beauty that can make him tempted.
Di Yefei's appearance is typical of a Westerner, with snow-skinned green eyes, tall stature, and deep facial features. In terms of beauty, it may not be the most beautiful Yuan Fang has ever seen, and he is too tall.
But Di Yefei had been guarding by the emperor's side before, and then he had been in the army for a long time, and he was used to killing and making decisions.
Such beauties are the most difficult to conquer, and they are also the ones that make a man like Yuan Fang want to get started.
So He Mulan, Tuoba Huang, and A Luhuan discussed for a while, and suggested that he pretend to be a wealthy businesswoman from the Western Regions who came to the South to do business, preferably the one who inherited the legacy of her deceased husband and people, and has an old relationship with Prefect Fei Yu. , so after the death of her deceased husband, he came to Xiangcheng to join his old friends and did business here by the way.
The better shops in Xiangcheng were basically taken over by the Yuan family. As long as Di Yefei showed interest in the Yuan family's shops, he hoped to come to visit after several contacts, first for business, and second for Di Yefei. Ye Fei is really stunning, maybe Yuan Fang will invite her into the Yuanjia Wubi.
This "she" must be a mature businesswoman with a stunning appearance, a little coquettish, but her style is not casual, and she has a backer behind her. This degree must be mastered well. The backer is too powerful, and Yuan Fang will not reach out to cause trouble for himself; the backer is too small, and Yuan Fang will not take it seriously.
Fei Yu Amu is very suitable. He is just a prefect himself, but the county magistrate is not as good as being in charge now. After all, he is the top leader of Chen Jun, and his parents, father and brother are officials in the court. Although he is not a high-ranking official, he is annoying when he gets into trouble.
But if I really want to do things like matchmaking, it's very easy.
If this kind of degree is handled well, Yuan Fang will always feel that there is a chance to get started, and there will be a lack of enthusiasm, then "she" can be respected and can enter Wubao with her own hands, otherwise it will be regarded as Di Ye Fei went in alone, and that was to make Tiantian not call the ground to be ineffective, let alone saving people, it was time for He Mulan and the others to save him.
Now that everything has been planned, it is easy to pretend to be a strong woman on the rich side. Both the Zhu family and Fei Yu's family are willing to provide carriages and horses. Dress him up and add persuasiveness to him.
But the imagination is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.
If He Mulan grew up to be like Di Yefei, he must have pretended without saying a word. But He Mulan was the one who stood by Di Yefei's side and everyone felt that he was the man, so she made her dress up as "Hu Ji"
Thank you, don't let her friends be frightened!
Now the most suitable candidate is Di Yefei. He is handsome, temperamental, alert enough, and strong enough to protect himself. If you go to other places to find such a woman as an undercover agent, it is almost an extravagant hope.
Di Yefei also has the ability to change his voice, which makes the most troublesome voice problems easy to solve! After all, no matter how beautiful this wealthy female businesswoman in the Western Regions is, even a male voice will scare people to death, okay
Such a character that was almost exclusively created for Di Yefei, Di Yefei actually refused to agree!
He is the fourth-rank general of Zhenxi in the DPRK. If he wants to, there is really no way to force him. Several prefects were even one level lower than him.
Now He Mulan also failed to play the "friendship card". Di Yefei didn't want to pretend to be a woman, let alone pretend to be a woman in front of "Mulan", no matter what.
"This matter is not that simple." Tuoba Huang kept smiling and watched He Mulan persuade Di Yefei. When the two of them had seen enough of the excitement, he finally opened his mouth.
"According to what Aunt Hua said, several truckloads of food from Chen Junwei were taken away by Gai Wu, so what Gai Wu did in the south is very suspicious. Although the Lushuihu people are uncertain, but if no one hires them. , not too far from Xingcheng."
He looked at how a few people were listening carefully, and continued to explain clearly.
"At the border between Chen Jun and Song, the people from Lushuihu who came to Chen Jun are likely to have something to do with Liu Song, or have some deal with the south, and even Liu Song is Gai Wu's employer. The meaning of this is really very heavy."
"This Yuan Clan's Wubi stands between the Wei and Song regions. It is in a dangerous position, but its position is not clear. However, because he has always handed in the food and rations well, and the people have never caused trouble, even if we want to move him, I can't find any reason."
Tuoba Huang was also very troubled by this situation.
The suzerains are all watching and helping each other. Once the big Wei does not have enough reason to convince the people and moves one, the other suzerains will act, and may even put pressure on the court.
Because once the imperial court opens this up, they may be the next one to deal with.
Not long after Chen Jun won, the hearts of the people were still very turbulent, and now is not the time to offend the southern suzerain.
"But that's not the case now. If we infiltrate the Yuan family and find out that they really are in contact with Liu Song, it will be regarded as treason. He kidnapped court officials and made a scene in Chen County's internal official prison. He is now wanted. If a court felon is found in Yuan's Wubi, in order not to escalate the situation, Yuan Fang will not dare to speak out, and the suzerains will have nothing to say. can be said."
He Mulan and Adanzhuo looked at Tuoba Huang, who was chatting in admiration.
But only fifteen years old, how did his brain grow
Or is it just different from growing up in the palace
Tuoba Huang walked in front of Di Yefei and bowed to the ground.
"General Di, for the sake of the people of the southern states, for the relationship between Wei and Song, and for that Gaiwu to stop doing evil everywhere, I implore you to sacrifice once and help us spy on the depth and true position of the Yuan family."
…
Di Yefei stared at the top of Tuoba Huang's head with an ugly face.
This prince is actually using "righteousness" to support him!
He is the general of Great Wei, and it is his duty to protect the people of Great Wei from the ravages of war. If Song Di really had bad intentions towards Wei, that war would definitely be at hand.
Tuoba Huang was worried about the instability of the southern border, but most of their food and grass to the west came from the southern border, so could they just stand by and watch the south suffer
Where is this analysis meant for Hua Mulan and that silly boy, obviously it was meant for him!
"… I promise."
He almost accepted it through gritted teeth.
He Mulan clapped her hands happily.
Adanzhuo also showed the expression "Ah, this is really good".
When Di Yefei thought that he was going to pretend to be a woman, or a coquettish woman who had lost her husband, she became irritable. Looking at He Mulan again, he was overjoyed, and even more angry.
Smile, just your teeth are white!
It's just a small personal soldier, who has pulled out so many things!
He's so important, can he make you laugh like an idiot
"It's just that if I dress up as a woman, it will be inconvenient to move around, and it will be difficult to guarantee safety. Mulan..."
Di Yefei looked at the stunned He Mulan with malicious intent.
"I want you to dress up as a maid and protect me."
Two days later.
"Damn, do you really want to do this?" Di Yefei touched the narrow skirt on his body, and then glanced at the pointed boots sent by the maid of Fei Yu's prefect.
This is a thoroughly feminine style, with the toe upturned into an arc. This style is popular in the Western Regions now. In the past, Di Yefei had seen women in Dunhuang wearing it, and he thought it was ugly at the time.
What do you do with a good foot without putting it in a roomy boot and squeezing yourself out with a pointed toe
Now he actually wants to wear such shoes!
"Master Di, please don't ignore our hard work!" The maid leader of the prefect of Fei Yu was a middle-aged woman in her thirties, "If you want to prepare a dress that matches your figure and identity within two days, you have to do Do you think it's easy for us to come out with matching clothes such as shoes and hats?"
This woman was surprisingly tough.
She opened her eyelids and let Di Yefei take a look.
"In order to prepare clothes, shoes and hats of your size, I and another female worker in the sewing room have not slept for a day or two! Now tell me, don't do this?"
She shoved the shoe firmly into his hand.
"If you want to kill us, you can directly order the madam to cut us directly. Why use such a terrible punishment of not being allowed to sleep and not giving time to eat?"
Many of the maid leaders around the noble ladies of Xianbei were not family slaves or the like, but the wives of female relatives or subordinates of lower status in the husband's family. This maid leader is obviously of this type, speaking neither humble nor arrogant, and even knows how to dispel the occasional willful temper of the Lord.
Di Yefei had never seen such a saucy woman before. He was stunned on the spot and put on his shoes inexplicably.
"That's right! Prefect Fei Yu said, you are a hero who wants to go deep into the tiger's den to catch the wicked. How can a hero be afraid of wearing skirts and boots?" The maid leader immediately gave a carrot after finishing the fight. "Come here! For Mrs. Di, no, I'm going to call Mrs. Di Ji now. Put on Mrs. Di Ji's makeup!"
On the other side, He Mulan, who was surrounded by other women in Fei Yu's prefectural mansion, changed into the costume of a female warrior in the Western Regions and looked at her outfit with satisfaction.
There are also many female warriors in the Western Regions. They are specially responsible for guarding the safety of the hostess. They wear a kind of tight beard clothing, usually in black or brown.
Because they are going to play the role of a wealthy female businessman from a wealthy family in the Western Regions, and as the most reliable and trustworthy female warrior leader around this wealthy businesswoman, her clothes naturally cannot be as simple as other female warriors.
The black leather armor wrapped around He Mulan's waist and legs, and the tight sleeves and trouser legs ensured that she could move well. The black silk jersey was embroidered with intricate pale gold patterns. This was originally a hunting suit prepared by the wife of the prefect of Fei Yu for her daughter. After a little modification, it became a gorgeous samurai suit.
In order to cope with the possible battle, He Mulan tied her hair into a high ponytail and tied it behind her head, which was refreshing and would not obstruct her vision.
Considering that Gai Wu might recognize her identity, her face was painted with daisy-colored patterns like tattoos, and the vine-like patterns spread all the way to the back of her ears, which was very unusual on the faces of women in some small countries in the Western Regions. common.
Now, let alone Gai Wu, even if Hua Fu Hua Mu Hua Xiao Hua stood in front of her, it would be impossible to recognize her as Hua Mulan.
"Invincible begins with the sacrifice of ancestors"
The cyan liquid is a kind of stone liquid produced in the Western Regions. Since this liquid is wiped off with rosin mixed with water, and it is not very expensive to buy from merchants from the west, Mrs. Fei Yu has been using it to thrush her eyebrows.
The one who painted the pattern was our Crown Prince Tuoba Huang. He actually has excellent painting skills, and according to what he said, these patterns were drawn by the maids who sent tribute to the palace from the west, and they would never be revealed.
It was also the hand he showed that let He Mulan know that in addition to being able to draw, Tuoba Huang also had an unforgettable ability.
Tuoba Huang pressed the female warrior's face with his hand to outline the painting, while the female warrior in the gorgeous costume turned his face up and let the painter paint a sparse appearance. For some reason, everyone waiting in the hall was a little excited ups and downs.
Perhaps this sense of ritual is too easy to move people.
But this feeling of ups and downs was soon replaced by more turbulent emotions.
Wearing a gorgeous white complex narrow skirt, golden pointed boots, and a delicate white feather headdress, the first time Di Yefei appeared, everyone was stunned and suffocated.
'Are my feet so heavy? This is simply impossible! '
Di Yefei, who came out of the inner room, felt strange even walking.
Has the feeling of walking for the past seventeen years been forgotten all at once? Goddamn thing! What was she putting on him? Is it really possible to walk so narrowly? And pointy boots that make his stride even heavier...
Damn guys! Why did you want to call him there
It's not that he wants to grow up like this, and it doesn't matter if he is laughed at for a lifetime, he has to really be a woman!
So heavy, so powerless.
Really so powerless. real…
Di Yefei carefully stared at his tip = the ground, and walked out in a posture of looking forward (moving?).
When he looked up, he happened to have a face-to-face with He Mulan, who had just finished painting and stood up.
This time, both of them were taken aback.
"My God! A stunner in the world!"
He Mulan's eyes were straight.
"What the hell are you looking like!"
Di Yefei immediately raised his feet and prepared to go over to take a closer look.
"Ugh!"
"my God!"
"Damn, the maid who should have brought him out!"
The head maid who ran out from behind covered her eyes with her hands in fright.
Di Yefei looked at the panicked crowd, put his face on the ground, closed his eyes unbearably, and pretended to see nothing.
Unlucky.
The ground hit the cheek hard, should it be red now? Or was it simply scraped off a piece of skin
He tripped over his own feet.
It hasn't happened since I can remember, has it
Can such a self really escape the clutches of that old lecher
Mulan, my innocence is entirely up to you.
The author has something to say: Small Theater:
"Isn't it too windy for you? Or is it just Caucasian skin..."
Di Yefei (squinting glaringly): How dare you think I'm ugly!
He Mulan: Hey, is this the point
The author of the image of Di Meiren has a prototype, but I will not insert the video. You can watch Di Meiren's video on my Sina Weibo "Prayer of the Sun".
Attached is the image of the female warrior Mulan, which was inspired by this style. Of course, the hair is in a black high ponytail.