It's not that Mulan has no breasts, but because of years of exercise, the fat in the breasts has decreased, so it is very "elastic". In addition, Hua Mulan is born with a slender and slender figure, so she is not a boba type. She usually wears men's clothes, and there is no obvious gender difference.
But He Mulan has breasts, and her breasts are not small.
So after a few people did that kind of stupid thing, He Mulan stomped a few people and greeted them in places they couldn't see, except where they didn't get their faces, they slapped them everywhere.
Several people were also interesting people. They were chased by Hua Mulan and ran all over the room, covering their mouths and shouting in horror while running. After the two ran around the house childishly for a long time, He Mulan also felt it was so ridiculously tight, so she collapsed on the spot and cursed angrily:
"Did I say that all you have learned for so many years is the kung fu to escape for your life?!"
She had seen so many Mulan friends in ancient times, but this one still single-mindedly thought that Hua Mulan would never be a woman, and even treated her as a classmate of the year when she first met. Such an attitude undoubtedly brought He Mulan closer to several people and made her feel particularly comfortable.
When she was in the criminal police force, she had no problem with her male colleagues. Although these people are in their thirties, they are indeed rare handsome guys, and secondly, they have interesting personalities. Like a modern person, she almost forgot his age.
"If I offend you, if I don't run, do I have to stand and continue to be beaten? There is an old saying in the Han people, 'You will suffer with a small stick, and you will go with a big stick. !"
Several people also lay on the ground, full of complaints.
"Some people..."
"kindness?"
"That sentence is to say that a filial son treats his parents..."
"what?"
"That is, being beaten by my parents..."
"Hey, hey, Mulan, don't beat up and humiliate me!"
"You pretend you don't understand, hahahaha..." He Mulan laughed cheerfully.
"*&(*&%! I forgot that your grandmother is Han!" Several people slammed the floor and shouted, "Why are you a woman? This is incredible!"
Biquge
The voices of several people were full of amazement and disbelief, which reminded He Mulan of Di Yefei's tears. It seems that everyone thinks that Mulan should be a man, but He Mulan thinks that Hua Mulan has such a charismatic personality. It is precisely because she has the qualities of both men and women that so many people are attracted to her. .
Her kindness, tolerance, and compassion are precisely the parts that are most likely to be "attracted by opposites."
"Grandpa has no eldest son, and Mulan has no eldest brother. I would like to be a pommel horse for the city and fight for my grandfather from now on." He Mulan lay on the ground and recited the speech of Mulan.
"Mulan, you can actually write poetry." Several people scratched their heads. "I thought I should have become smarter and wiser after being with the Han people for so many years, but the result is not as good as you."
"..." He Mulan realized that she was speaking in Chinese. "No, you are already very powerful. You are the prefect at such a young age. I have met several prefects in Chen County, and the youngest are in their forties."
"Don't compliment me like this, the general who has resigned from the office of Shang Shulang." Several people showed distressed expressions, "I am in front of the prefect, relying on nepotism."
"Huh?" He Mulan was dumbfounded.
"My sister entered the palace and became a concubine. My eldest brother's friend Dugu Wei used to be the governor of Yanzhou. Before he returned to Pingcheng, he transferred me to Dongping County as the prefect. This is not to look after the territory for the Dugu family."
Several people scratched their scalps, "It's really difficult to be a military advisor in Dawei. People in Xianbei are regarded as dickheads. The Han people are born with advantages, and they can easily slap texts..."
He Mulan heard the complaints of several people, so she could only listen silently.
"My eldest brother has had a hard time. My sister entered the palace to be attached to Empress Dugu. It's okay. I wanted to be in the army all the time, but my eldest brother and second brother were both in the army. I thought about it and left, Mr. I'm just a little bit unsuitable for officialdom, and these old foxes can bite you to death if I'm not careful, so I have to pretend to be a shrewd man all day long..."
He lifted his sleeves and let He Mulan look inside his arm.
"When it was really unbearable, I would pinch myself and use the pain to concentrate myself. Seeing that my arm is not..."
Several people's arms were all bruised, and some looked like fingernails pinch marks.
"It was all pinched when I stood with my arms folded."
He dropped his sleeves.
"At that time, when I heard that you were disarmed and returned to the field, I really admired you. If you say go, go away, if you say no, then you don't want it. You go happily and live comfortably. At that time, I thought you were not a woman, but just wanted to find a place to be An Leweng. ,to be frank… "
"My envious eyes are red."
"Your... uh, "Several Sons"..."
"Oh, that, I haven't written it yet."
He Mulan screamed in her heart after hearing the words of several people.
What the hell is this name!
Worse than some people!
I'm also fried!
Shouldn't this book be finished? If it does, then the history students will be like this in class:
"Ahem, classmates, today I want to introduce a military book that dates back 1,500 years ago. It was "Several Sons" written by some outstanding Xianbei military strategists during the Northern Wei Dynasty..."
Help!
Will it be funny
"You... You still don't give up?" He Mulan glanced at the few people at hand.
"Are you also suggesting that I give up?" Several people sat up and widened their eyes. "I have spent countless efforts on this book, why should I give up?"
Looking at the roof, he gritted his teeth and said: "It is said that Xianbei has great generals but no famous generals, I am not convinced. The Han people are very capable, but the art of warfare must be adapted to local conditions and different from person to person. I, the Great Wei, conquered the world with cavalry. There are few arms and few tactics, that is because Han Chen has relied too much on the things left by his ancestors for so many years, and is unwilling to think about how to change this outdated military system for the Xianbei people..."
Several people looked at He Mulan and said as if seeking support: "You have been in the army for many years, you know that? We are invincible in the grasslands and deserts, but it took many years to attack the Liang Kingdom. In order to break through the city, many cavalry had to dismount as infantry. Do you think this is right? Before the Great Wei Dynasty, the main enemy was in the north, but now the main enemy is in the south. of."
"Ah, I completely agree with what you said." Although He Mulan was not a military enthusiast, he still knew some flaws in cavalry siege.
Now that the north has stabilized, according to the virtue of the Xianbei people who support the country by fighting, I am afraid that the next step is to attack the south. At that time, the Xianbei people who can’t sail and have few soldiers will really work very hard.
"However, it's very difficult for you to change people's preconceived notions by relying on a military book." He Mulan sighed, "I'm afraid you have written a military book, but others don't agree with your views, nor do they agree with you. The things in your book, won't you be very lost?"
"Huh?" Several people looked at He Mulan with expressions of worry and wonder. "Aren't you the Mulan I used to know?"
"what?"
He Mulan's heart sank when he was asked, and he showed a frightened expression.
"'For those who can't hear your voice, don't be sad, don't be sad, don't be angry, don't even complain or protest, because it's useless. You just bury yourself in your business and do your best. Well, by then, others will be all ears.'"
Several people have said this long paragraph.
"Isn't the person who said this, Mulan you? I've been doing this for so many years."
He Mulan frowned and had no way to answer.
"It seems that after we separated, your life was not as smooth as in the legend." Several people sighed, seeming a little sad, "Yes, it must be very difficult to hide your identity for twelve years. It was hard work. Now that I can finally live a good life, I should be very happy."
"So far, I've been happy." He Mulan nodded.
"Not married? There should be many good men in the army who will be loyal to you..."
"What do I want that thing for? Are you okay to eat it?"
"Forget it, let's not talk about this." Several people are no longer the hairy boys of the year. Just thinking about it, they know that it is a matter of fate to find a suitable "beloved" for Hua Mulan's experience and age.
"Why did you come to Dongping County and meet Jiang Chou's people?"
"I'm surprised too, why did you come to Pinglu?" He Mulan also turned her head. "Then Jiang Chou's backer is not right?"
"My mountain is not that easy to rely on." Several people pouted, "I heard that before he came to Pinglu, he was a disciple of Situ Cui Hao's family."
"Cui Hao?" He Mulan put the name in her mouth, "Isn't he a worthy minister?"
"Whether you are a virtuous person, you have to eat. Pinglu used to be in Shangshang County. Since this guy came, he can only be rated as middle and upper."
Several people sneered, "I'm here because a child handed me a petition to my prefect's house before, suing this Jiang Chou for persecuting the monks everywhere at His Majesty's will, causing his mother to tragically die in prison, and no one will be seen without a corpse. I hadn't even left the court when His Majesty's order to kill the Buddha arrived, and the child also ran away without a shadow. I was really worried that he was killed by Jiang Chou, so I came to Pinglu in Weifu to check the child's presence. Not caught."
"You mean Zhang Bin?"
"It's Zhang Bin, hey, have you seen him?"
"It's a long story..."
He Mulan started from the way she met Airan, and told a few people about her experience during this period of time. Although some people were middle-aged, their natures were still the straight and honest character they used to be, so he suddenly showed a wry smile, suddenly angry again, and occasionally waved his fists a few times, causing He Mulan to interrupt the story several times. , but also to soothe his emotions.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I haven't been so relaxed for a long time. When I was in the prefect's mansion, there were people by my side all day long, and it was like a war all day long..."
Several people smiled and apologized.
"I see. Before I came here, I sent someone to investigate carefully. The mother of that child is probably not dead, but was given away by Jiang Chou."
"I was sent away?"
"Well. When Zhang Bin came to complain, I sent four people and five people to investigate. Master Ciku was sued when he was hiding in the Zhang family, not because the Zhang family had hatred with that person, but because of the widow in the Zhang family. I once turned down a rascal's request for marriage."
"The rogue and Jiang Chou met, and Jiang Chou got a lot of things that were not easy to deal with, and they were exchanged for gold through this rogue's way. A complete villain and a local snake, he had extorted Baoen Temple before, but he failed. Later, he fell in love with Widow Zhang and wanted to beg home to be a concubine, but was rejected again.
"Do you have any evidence?" He Mulan suddenly became concerned, "When you asked the four of you to inquire, did you find out the whereabouts of Zhang Bin's mother?"
"I'm not sure. The local ruffian said that this local snake recently got a female slave sent by someone else, but she is a mute. He lives in Pinglu without a fixed place and has several Tibetan monks, and he does not know how to hide the female slave. Where is it? The time of this slave girl's appearance is so coincidental, Jiang Chou insisted that Zhang Bin's mother had a serious illness and had been buried. There must be something strange about this matter..."
"Where is the burial place?" He Mulan suddenly stood up. "Didn't you say you can't see a corpse? At least you have to open the coffin and take a look?"
"This is where Jiang Chou is cunning. He made a document that Zhang's wife contracted a vicious disease in prison, and burned her clothes and corpse, saying that he was afraid of spreading the disease, and buried it in a place where no one was there... "
"If it's burned, the bones must be found. If there are no bones or something is wrong, Zhang Bin's mother may be alive!" He Mulan stood up suddenly. "Whether it's an unjust death or being imprisoned by the wicked, this is a crime. As the prefect of a place, you must not tolerate it!"
There were no high-temperature furnaces in this era, and some calcifications were left behind after the bodies were burned. Although it is said that there is no instrument to identify it, there may be residues that have not been burnt to check.
Even if the hope is slim, at least there is still a chance.
"It's all burned to ashes, you can see what's wrong." Several people answered without thinking. "Mulan, do you still have the ability to summon the soul?"
"I don't call souls."
He Mulan felt that her heart was burning hot, she showed a serious expression, looked at several people and said cautiously:
"But corpses can speak."
Such a serious Hua Mulan startled several people and showed a bewildered expression, but after just a moment, he laughed again and stroked his moustache.
"Ah, I'm a little surprised, but such a serious Hua Mulan is the Hua Mulan I know."
Several people laughed very comfortably. "I'll be so sincere for someone I've never met, or someone who just nodded. I survived back then because you had such a character."
"This is not true. I always thought that these things would make me encounter sometime, and there must be a reason. I didn't know it before, so I wanted to walk away, but now I know..."
He Mulan said clearly to several people: "Jiang Chou is wrong, even if Cui Hao hates Buddhism and wants to deal with the ascetic, Jiang Chou does it too much in order to please him. A rogue ruffian, a private soldier with well-equipped armor..."
"It's still taking lives..."
Several people added a sentence.
"Yes. When I inquired about Baoen Temple in Pinglu, many people thought that I was a 'noble man' and told me secretly about the evil deeds committed by Jiang Chou. I wrote them down and asked Zhang Bin to bring them to me. My comrade Suhe Jun in Beijing. But now it seems that the situation is very wrong."
He Mulan frowned:
"Jiang Chou has collected so much money, where did the money go? Where did it go?"
After hearing He Mulan's words, several people became serious.
The two of them discussed with serious expressions for a while, and finally several people nodded and came to a conclusion:
"The situation is very strange, but now I can't scare the snake. Well, I will force Jiang Chou to tell me where Zhang's wife was buried, and then let my county soldiers inquire about the rogue here, if they can find a way to arrest him. If you get up and ask what's going on, you probably know how much food Jiang Chou looted..."
"Then I'll stay here for a few more days." He Mulan thought about it, and that was the only way.
If the widow of the Zhang family is alive, if nothing else, she must be rescued first.
"Our old friends meet again, and it's a pleasure to spend a few more days together!"
Several people's originally frowning brows suddenly relaxed.
"By the way, you are not married yet, how about I be a matchmaker for you? My brother's good friend Dugu has a younger brother named Dugunuo. Although he acts rashly, he is upright. His wife just divorced him. Soon…”
"I know, his feet are stinky. And I've already rejected it."
He Mulan answered him blankly.
"what?"
"I said that Dugunuo."
"It turns out that his wife and Li are actually because of this?" Several people muttered to themselves for a while, then stepped forward and said:
"Then I also know a young man who is my brother's subordinate. He is a general in Yulin and the guardian of the emperor. Although he has never led an army alone, his family has been a general for generations and has a very straightforward personality. He is from Longxi. The son of the Li family, ranked eighth, the best…”
"My name is Li Ting, known as Li Hachiro."
"Huh? You know this too? He was transferred from Longxi to the Yulin Army in the last few years..."
"Well, I can't even set up a tent. But it looks really heroic." He Mulan patted him on the shoulder, intending to tease a few people. "I also refused."
Several people were dumbfounded.
"Hua Mulan… "
"kindness?"
"You really like women, don't you? Actually, you lied to me when you said you were a woman?"
There is no woman who doesn't like good sons like Dugu Nuo and Li Hachiro!
"You owe you a kid!"
The author has something to say: Small Theater:
"I know, his feet are stinky. And I've already rejected it."
Dugu Nuo: (beating the ground) They said it wasn't me! Although I wear iron boots but not me!
Dugu Nuo made his wife: Oh, live, there are five strengths, and there must be one weakness...
Dugu Nuo: (seriously) Actually, my feet stink.