He's never good at opening his mouth, he just likes to break out in the back of his inner OS, and he doesn't show mercy any more. But even so, it didn't stop him from showing off his sister's enthusiasm. Just condensed the words of praise from the past into one sentence.
"Your cultivation is too low to beat me, give up!"
"But I have a sister!"
"You can't pass the formation, you can't get out of this formation."
"But I have a sister!"
"We have many disciples in Yuhuamen, and there is absolutely no chance of you winning."
"But I have a sister!"
"You don't know how to practice equipment, and the grade of the equipment used is too low. It is normal for me to fold it now."
"But I have a sister."
"..." Lifting the table, it's amazing to have a younger sister, did you get your Mozun from Sister Xuan
"But I have a sister!"
"… "
He lost!
Unexpectedly, after so many years in the Immortal Cultivation World, he actually lost to the opponent's mouth cannon. The word sister who was smeared by the other side. Since then, these two words have existed deep in his mind like a spell.
It was not until the Silly Demon Venerable disappeared that his life returned to its former calm. There is one less fool in the world. He talks about his sister in his ear every day, but he is... a little not used to it. It still pops up from time to time, is his sister really that good? Is it as good as foolishly said? Are all the sisters in the world so amazing? Or is it just that person's sister? It would be great if he had one too. He really wanted to meet his sister, and so on. This kind of weird idea has plagued him for a hundred years.
Then, he really saw...
The first time she saw that sister named Shi Xia, she was wrapped in mud and dirty from nowhere. Obviously he has no cultivation base, and he is still thinking of fighting against the magic cultivator of the Golden Core Stage. As expected of brothers and sisters, even stupid is so stupid that they are connected by blood.
But immediately, he refreshed his stupid understanding of her, and she actually took the initiative to send herself to Xianmen, and admitted her identity in public without blushing or panting.
Houchi felt that if this continued, she would be fooled to death by herself, and she was brought back on impulse. Decided to take a closer look, this man was praised by the Demon Venerable, he was afraid that it would be broken in his hand, and he was afraid that it would melt when he held it in his mouth. Sister (emphasis), where is it
He watched it without blinking for half an hour, and as he looked at it, he reverberated in his mind. The more he looked at the various compliments of the stupid Demon Venerable, the more he felt that this washed sister... seems to be... Really... The... it's pretty.
This kind of sudden urge to pinch to see if it is really impulsive, what is going on
Well, this must be an illusion. He felt the need to calm down.
As a result, two days later, when he saw this sister again, she was sitting on the grass gnawing something, her mouth was bulging like a rabbit. He suddenly remembered what the foolish Demon Venerable said, saying that his sister's face was soft and soft, and her hand felt very good. So he couldn't help but reach out and poke it.
"What do you want?" Shi Xia looked at this pervert who suddenly appeared and poked his finger in his face. She was just so hungry that she ate a few radishes. Is he here to help his apprentice find a place
"Master, it's her! She stole it." The old man stuck his head out from behind the back pool and pointed at Shi Xia complaining.
"I just ate a few radishes."
"Nonsense, what radish?" Ever since he knew her name, the old man who turned his face and didn't recognize her looked angry, "That's Ziyu Ice Ginseng, I've raised Ziyu Ice Ginseng for two hundred years! You're actually eating it as a radish, She is indeed a witch who does all evil."
"It's like you didn't eat it!" Shi Xia pointed to his paw, which was still holding half of it.
The old man shook his hand, and immediately threw the half of the radish in his hand, "This... this... this is what you framed me, I didn't eat it."
Are the teeth on the radishes gnawed by dogs? "You have the guts to say, what is hiding behind others?" She didn't say anything because of the obvious age difference between the two. Don't you feel ashamed when you are an old man hiding behind others and sue
"I won't come out!" The old man snorted coldly, and instead pulled the corner of Houchi's clothes, crying so much that it was earth-shattering, how could there be a bit of an expert in the world, immortal, "Master, you want to Let me be the master! I have grown purple jade ice ginseng for 200 years, 200 years, and it will be ripe in two days. She was actually eaten as a radish. I just went to the medicine garden to see it, and there is not a single one left. Down."
Shi Xia instantly felt a sense of sight when he came to the touch porcelain scene, and sure enough, the old man was not easy to mess with.
"I really thought it was a turnip." She sighed.
The old man became more and more angry, "You are making too many words! If you don't apologize to the old man today, I will follow you..."
"sorry!"
"..." The old man was stunned, but he apologized so shamelessly and easily. His heart was so unbalanced, he immediately turned to look for his backer, "Master, you have to decide for your disciple..."
"What on earth are you going to do?" The old man just wanted to touch porcelain, right? And next to this guy named Houchi, "When are you going to poke?"
Hou Chi paused for a moment, and then retracted the hand that was still poking at Shi Xia's face. He was still expressionless, but bubbles began to pop up in his heart. That silly question was right. Sure enough, my sister The face is soft and soft! I really want to poke again, why doesn't she eat the radish
"Master..." The old man howled harder and harder, "My poor Ziyu Ice Ginseng!"
Purple Jade Ice Ginseng…
Only then did Houchi realize what happened before, and looked back at Shi Xia and said, "Have you eaten?"
"Yeah." Shi Xia nodded honestly, "I thought it was a radish. I said murderous gentleman... Ah bah, Mr. Houchi, I've been hungry for two days, and I can't eat it. Also, you caught it wrong. People, let's make it clear now..."
"How many?" Hou Chi frowned and interrupted her directly.
Shi Xia was taken aback by his serious expression, and stretched out her entire paw, "About... five." Does the number have anything to do with the severity of her sentence
"First time, eat?"
"Yes?"
"Is there any discomfort?"
"Huh?" What do you mean
His brows furrowed deeper, and he looked at her up and down, "Purple jade ice ginseng, wash the meridians and cut the meridians, you..."
Gollum...
Before he could finish speaking, Shi Xia's stomach suddenly let out a strong, melodious ecstasy echo. She only felt her stomach sink, and her whole body suddenly felt an indescribable sense of urgency, which made her hug her stomach and bend down, something was about to rush out the door, and it rushed out. Instantly understood why Houchi asked that just now
stomachache…
She was a little unstable for a while, and grabbed the person in front of her, "Please tell me where the nearest toilet is?"
Damn, the old man didn't grow purple jade ice ginseng or radish, he's the eight beans, right
The old man snorted coldly, gloating at the misfortune, "My Xiulingfeng disciples have been avoiding the valley for many years, how can I come to such a dirty place as a latrine? I am afraid that the entire Yuhua faction, only Xiaoguanfeng, who lives in a new disciple... Huh? Where are you going?"
Before he could finish speaking, Houchi had already carried Shi Xiafei away. The disappearing direction is Xiaoguan Peak. He suddenly had the illusion of falling out of favor. What if he agreed to call the shots for him
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So on this day, all the deacon disciples of Xiaoguan Peak saw a strange scene. Seeing the head but not the tail, the divine dragon only existed in the legendary Taishang ancestor Hou Chi Zunshang, and suddenly appeared in the backyard of Xiaoguan Peak, standing a dozen steps away from the toilet, with a solemn expression and a body like a Pines and cypresses stood upright for five hours, and only left until sunset.
The news quickly spread throughout the Yuhua Sect, and the disciples couldn't help but speculate about the purpose of the Taishang ancestor's trip. It must be known that this ancestor never showed up to Xiu Lingfeng easily. The last time he came out was to pursue the previous demon A matter of honor. So this time it must not be a simple action, there is a deep meaning in it, otherwise why would it stay in Xiaoguan Peak alone for five hours.
The land outside the latrine must be very special and unique, so that the ancestors can stop for a long time, maybe it is also related to the induction of heaven.
The more people thought about it, the more they felt that it was possible, so after passing it on, Daba's disciples followed in the footsteps of their ancestors, stopping at this place from time to time.
For a time, the land outside the latrine of Xiaoguan Peak became an excellent holy place for the Yuhua School to improve their cultivation and understand the way of heaven. Every day, the disciples are full, and the rivers are constantly flowing. It is difficult to find one, just like the ancestors, to feel the extraordinary atmosphere of this place.
Shi Xia, who stretched her stomach for five hours and collapsed, said: Can you not watch me pull SHI
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Shi Xia was brought back. Unlike the last time she was unwilling to carry a cat, she was a little moved this time. After all, not everyone can do it, to bring back a person who has just collapsed from the toilet without changing his face. Well, although she has put up her pants.
But just at this point, Shi Xia also thinks that this guy named Houchi is a better person than the old man who touches porcelain, at least he doesn't touch porcelain. It's a pity that her touch only lasted for less than two minutes, because the next moment, she was thrown into the pool.
Gulu Gulu poured several mouthfuls of cold water, and she was so touched that she was poured out with a squeak. Only then did she realize that she couldn't swim.
"Help!" She panicked immediately, struggling and waving her hand, but the culprit on the shore had already turned and left, waving her sleeves without taking a cloud away.
Fuck it, wait a minute.
"Help... help..." She started waving her hands and feet together, trying her best to save herself, kicking her legs hard, and then... she stood up.
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Well, she took back her previous complaints, the water depth here is not as high as her waist. I don't know if it was because of squatting in the pit all day, but she felt a different kind of fragrance coming from her nose. Without any hesitation, she took off her clothes and threw them ashore. #