His heart seemed to be missing a piece, so he could only fill it with his own imagination. This kind of feeling is very fresh, as if the person in my heart has been sketched out by myself, and it belongs to me completely.
Until she appeared alive in front of her, his first reaction was that the person he painted in his heart was alive. With flesh and blood, he could finally talk to her.
But right away, he discovered that this sister no longer existed only in his heart, but only belonged to his shadow. Because she is Mozun's younger sister.
This feels disgusting! He didn't like it very much. any what? ! He clearly imagined that a person who had been imagining for a hundred years would be the one who is stupid and lacking in Mozun, and his cultivation base was a mess.
Why can he have a sister. He didn't? This is simply unbearable.
If only she hadn't been a silly little sister, she wished she had been her own sister.
As soon as the idea popped up, it was out of control. How nice is my sister, it's soft and fluffy, and it feels very good to hold. Mozun is so stupid, how can he protect such a good sister
So, in order to prevent his sister from being led astray, in order to save the only good sister in the world, and for the peace of the Xiuxian world, he decided to snatch his sister over.
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that his decision was simply too wise. The reason why my sister was a little silly and almost killed herself by eating a radish must be because her silly brother didn't teach him well. He is different. With his own understanding and aptitude, he is a hundred times stronger than the devil, and he must do better than the devil. Well, he's doing this for his sister's sake, and he's definitely not jealous.
My sister might not be comfortable with it at first, but that's okay. As long as time goes by, the younger sister will find out that she is her best brother, and she will definitely forget the original.
More importantly, if Shi Xia's brother was himself, all the words that Mo Lian was angry with him back then would be reversed. Those mouth guns that lose are no longer established.
Thinking of this, Houchi immediately went to abduct people, and he succeeded in abduction without much effort. There's only one question left
- Brother, how do you do it
Isn't it taught in the immortal book? He carefully reviewed all the secrets of the exercises and found no answers. In his ears, he recalled unexpectedly the words when Mosha showed him off: "I tell you, my sister Shixia likes to listen to my stories the most, and she can't sleep without hearing the stories I tell every day. Have you ever told a story to your sister? You must have never told it, you don't even have a sister."
He took this sentence from the beginning to the end, and after condensing the essence, he came to the answer: my sister likes to listen to stories.
Otherwise, start by telling a bedtime story!
So, taking advantage of the dark and windy night, the dignified Yuhua sent Taishang ancestors to climb the window and tell stories...
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The price of Shi Xia throwing away her integrity is that Houchi really started teaching her self-defense skills.
"A cultivator in this world, in addition to spiritual practice, Buddhist cultivators need to accumulate merits outside for a long time, which is not suitable for you."
"Mmmmmmm."
"And ghost cultivation is the method of ghost cultivation, and it is even more inappropriate."
"Uh-huh."
"So all you can learn is to enter the Dao with martial arts and become a martial arts practitioner."
"Um."
"Wu Xiu needs a lot of perseverance to be successful. You need to concentrate on training."
"… "
"Of course, if you really can't insist, you can't force it."
"… "
"Do you have any other questions?"
"Only one..." Shi Xia twitched the corner of his mouth and stretched out a finger.
Houchi nodded, "But it doesn't matter."
"Can you stop talking while pinching my face?" Damn, this guy has been pinching all morning, do you think she is a bun? Or is holding your face teaching a popular trend in this world
Turning his head to look at the old man who was making soy sauce next to him with a little questioning, what's wrong with your master
A certain apprentice turned his head directly, don't look at me, I'm just a poor apprentice who was abandoned.
Hou Chi froze for a moment, full of regret, but withdrew his hand solemnly. His sister is so cute, even angry. I really want to knead, pinch, hug.
Shi Xia had a black line, "Just say it directly, what should I do, where should I start?"
"Wu Xiu naturally focuses on practicing martial arts. There are many kinds of martial arts, and there are many categories. You can specialize in one." Hou Chi said solemnly, "I have also seen some martial arts training methods, you can choose one. study."
"Okay!" Shi Xia's eyes lit up.
"But..." He frowned, "I don't know much about the exercises, and I don't know if you have any suitable..."
"It doesn't matter, just have it, I won't pick it!"
"Cut, you can be proud of yourself." Bi Hong interrupted coldly, glaring at her with some dissatisfaction, "My master's exercises are all chosen from a thousand miles, and it is a blessing to have one." Wasn't this kind of treatment at the beginning? biting the handkerchief...
Shi Xia was too lazy to deal with the bunch of sour grapes, "Let's start, later..." Someone was so cold, she immediately swallowed the last word, and changed her mouth dangerously, "Brother."
"Yeah." Hou Chi nodded with satisfaction, stretched out his hand and squeezed a formula, and suddenly a magic circle appeared on the top of the three of them, "You have no spiritual energy and can't use the spiritual consciousness method, so I have converted the practice method into Books, unfortunately... there are not many, you study hard."
As soon as his voice fell, Shi Xia only felt a clatter of books, and volumes of blue books smashed down from the center of the formation. In an instant, the three people have been buried in the pile of books, and books are still falling from the array.
Shi Xia: "..." This is not much? Did you move the whole library
Bi Hong: "..." Why did the master only give him one copy of the exercises? He's not really his apprentice.
"You can choose one, if you don't like it, my brother will find it for you." Houchi continued to say seriously.
Snapped! Shi Xia was smashed by a book again. To avoid being smashed to death, she immediately grabbed a copy, "No need, I have already chosen it."
"This is enough?" Houchi frowned.
"Yes, this is it!"
"Not many choices?" My brother has many more. ＜(￣︶￣)＞
"No need." If you choose again, you will be crushed to death.
Houchi nodded reluctantly, "Okay!" A white light flashed in her hand, and the pile of books on the floor disappeared instantly, leaving only the booklet in her hand.
Shi Xia breathed a sigh of relief.
"This exercise is mainly about internal skills." Houchi said, "It is a superior exercise in martial arts, and it will be able to compete with Jindan after it is completed."
"Confronting Jin Dan." Bi Hong looked surprised, "Does Wu Xiu also have such a powerful practice?" You must know that in the impression of a cultivator, Wu Xiu only knows some boxing skills, and it is also useful in the mortal world. In the world of immortals, even the monks who practiced Qi couldn't beat them. This exercise can actually fight against Jindan!
"Yeah." Houchi nodded, as expected of his sister, he chose Ben Hao at the first choice, and a sense of pride immediately rose in his heart.
Sounding great, Shi Xia was a little excited and touched the cover, "Then can I start learning now?"
Hou Chi reached out and touched her head, "If you don't understand anything, you can ask my brother." He was happy when he touched the head. (^o^)/
"Okay!" Shi Xia nodded vigorously, and turned the page with excitement. After learning this, she will not be afraid of being chased by others. Even if she can't beat her, she can still run. Decided, she must study with heart, watch with heart, with heart...
Snapped!
Shi Xia closed the book hard, and 10,000 grass and mud horses ran over in his heart!
"What's wrong with you?" Bi Hong glanced at her suspiciously.
"No... nothing?" Shi Xia twitched the corners of his stiff mouth. No, no, it must be the way she opened it wrong, how could she not understand the words on it! Well, it must be an illusion.
She carefully turned one page again... two pages... three pages...
A screen full of strangely shaped tadpoles greeted her warmly.
Wow, she felt a bucket of ice water pouring down her head, and her heart was so cold that her heart was flying!
"Aren't you literate?" Bi Hong gave her a surprised look.
Shi Xia stiffened, "Hehehe... You're joking, how could I be illiterate." After all, he graduated from a university, with a mere book...
He lowered his head and glanced at the book again, "Then what... Is this a common script in the Xiuxian world?" Is there a Chinese version? English is fine too.
"You can't read." Affirmative.
The word "illiterate" fell from the sky, screeching, and hit her on the head.
"Yes, I can't read..."┭┮﹏┭┮
It's all in Mandarin, who would have thought that the words are not the same! What the hell kind of setting is this, drop it!
Teachers from kindergarten to university, I am sorry for you!
"Hahahahaha..." Without hesitation, Bi Hong let out an earth-shattering laughter, fully using his taunting skills, he almost rolled to the ground with his stomach in his arms, "You... you are illiterate, such an old man can't Literacy, hahaha... Even ten-year-old children in the pie can... Even if you don't know the words, you can choose the exercises, hahaha..."
"Hey, that's enough!" This is a cultural difference, not a personal issue.
"Hahaha..." I thought he could laugh for a year, but suddenly he felt that he was out of anger!
Shi Xia felt 10,000 points of damage, and silently cast a look of help to the person next to her, "Brother..."
Back Chi's heart moved, and he was instantly stunned. He turned his head and stared, and launched the assist mode at the enemy, "Shut up!"
Bi Hong shuddered and immediately stopped. For a while, the joy turned into sorrow, woo woo... Master actually murdered him, and he was about to be abandoned.
"It's okay to be illiterate." Houchi tried his best to soften his tone, and his sister didn't cry, "It's just a practice, I can read it to you, this martial arts internal practice, I..." It seems that I haven't practiced it either. Pass.
"But it doesn't matter, you can understand it slowly. Although Wu Xiu's moves are understood from the form and meaning of words, you don't need to be literate..." It really doesn't work!
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Why is Wu Xiu so troublesome? Literacy is a must. #