"Otherwise, you should change the training method." My brother will teach you.
Shi Xia: "… "
Bi Hong: "..."
Give up so soon! ? What about sibling love
"Why don't you practice Buddhism? It's enough for Buddha to practice chanting scriptures."
"Master..." Bi Hong's mouth twitched, "Is it necessary to read scriptures?"
"Then change to ghost repair?" Brother Gongfa also has it.
"She's alive."
"Then the magician."
"Master, we are Immortal Sect..." Bi Hong has a black line, the grand ancestor of the first immortal sect, is it really good for people to enter the devil's way? Besides, "Magic cultivation also needs spiritual roots."
"… "
Shi Xia's full confidence was shattered by successive blows. The whole person is gone, and there is a feeling of being unlovable in an instant. Sure enough, she came to this world to be a waste
Shi Xia said he was not happy, his sister was not happy, and his brother was not happy either.
Turning around and staring at a certain culprit who exposed the truth, it was all the foolish apprentice who killed him, um, we can start thinking about expelling from the teacher's door.
Bi Hong shook his head, what's the matter with me? Why are you staring at him? It's just telling the truth! Eccentricity doesn't carry that either.
Master, am I still your own apprentice
"Actually, it's not impossible." His master's eyes were so terrifying that Bi Hong had to bite the bullet and say, "It's not enough to learn how to read. A place dedicated to teaching disciples to learn Chinese characters." It's just that there are children under the age of ten.
"Really?" Shi Xia immediately revived with blood on the spot, "But... can I go to school?" She is a public enemy of the whole people.
"Xiao Guanfeng are all new disciples, and none of the cultivators in charge have ever seen you."
"Okay, then I'll go to school tomorrow." Isn't that just learning a foreign language? And she doesn't have to learn pronunciation again. She is a girl who gets three good students every year, and she can't master a foreign language if she doesn't believe it.
After she learns it, she will come back to practice, and she will never be a waste material, fight monsters to upgrade, improve her skills, and reach the pinnacle of her life.
Well, she is confident!
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But her confidence was severely tested on the first day of school.
As soon as he stepped into the classroom, more than a dozen radish heads all looked at her extra-large radish.
No one told her that this is an elementary school class? !
In the twinkling big eyes, pure curiosity, doubt and excitement flashed. It gave Shi Xia the illusion that he had been repeating grades for more than ten years.
Under the watchful eyes of all the radishes, he sat in the last row with all his might, in the same class as a group of children, so humiliated and wanted to cover his face. Seeing a large wave of radishes, they are approaching curiously.
When Shi Xia was still considering whether to plant sunflowers or put nuts for defense, the seat next to him banged. He sat down in an instant, black and strong, round and round, looking like he was in his 40s or 50s... big fat man!
It turns out that there are still senior classmates in this class, and suddenly I don’t feel lonely anymore!
"Humph!" Fatty snorted coldly at her very unfriendly, "It's all your fault?"
Shi Xia was stunned for a moment, and faintly felt that the voice was a little familiar, "Who are you?"
"I'm Bi Hong! Bi Hong!" The fat man turned around and glared at her fiercely, and the wooden table moved with his round body.
"Bi Hong? Old man!" Shi Xia glanced at him up and down, "Why did you change like this?"
"This is what I look like." Bi Hong said angrily.
"The old man before that was..."
"It was transformed by magic." Bi Hong explained solemnly, "I am also one of the ancestors of the dignified grandfather... If you get older, you will be more stable."
"..." I'm sorry, she only saw Zhong, but not Wen, "Then why are you here?"
"You also said that it was all your fault." Thinking of this Bi Hong, he became furious, "If you hadn't come to learn how to read, would I have changed back to this and was sent by Master to protect you?"
It turned out to be arranged by the cheap brother, but...
"Didn't you come up with the idea of coming here to study?"
"You..." It was because of this that he felt even more anxious. The feeling of shooting himself in the foot was really annoying!
"Okay, since you're here, study hard and make progress every day! Junior nephew." With him, you don't have to worry about being despised anymore.
"Who is your nephew?" He firmly denied this.
However, his voice of resistance was immediately drowned out by the curious questions of the little radishes.
"Uncle fat, are you also here for the teacher's class?"
"Uncle fat, you are so old, haven't you learned it yet?"
"Uncle fat, is it because you eat too much that you can't learn?"
"Uncle fat, your face is so round, so amazing."
"Uncle fat, your belly is so round, like a ball?"
"No, no, it's like a winter melon."
"Uncle Fatty, is your name Qiuqiu or Winter Melon?"
"Uncle fat..."
Lift the table, you are the only winter melon, your whole family is a winter melon, just a little rounder, where did you get fat
He is the grandfather of the dignified Yuhua faction! one! He is one of the most respected gods in the world of immortality.
Sure enough, there is no harm if there is no comparison. Because of Bi Hong, who is older and more prominent, all the little radishes are attracted, and Shi Xia is completely ignored. Bi Hong's face was getting darker and darker, and it was faintly purple, and the veins on his head were about to burst.
"Okay, okay..." Shi Xia couldn't help but go to the rescue, "You can't bully the newcomer, don't look at the uncle like this, but he is a very powerful person."
"Really?" The radishes looked suspicious.
"Of course it's true." Shi Xia turned on the cheating mode.
"He's good at learning and can recognize more characters than you all." Because he would.
"He can still fly, just like your teacher." Because he cultivated to become a god.
"He can cook, and the radish he makes is delicious." Because he cooks it for her every day.
"He can make a lot of toys, fly in the sky, swim in the water, all kinds." Because he can practice equipment.
"Anyway..." Shi Xia summed up solemnly, "You can't judge people by their appearance, such a decathlon person can be called the leader of the crowd, the richest person in the world of immortality... Uh, Gao Fu... Well, yes, Gao Fu You have to get along well, you know?"
All the radishes answered in unison, "I know!"
Bi Hong: "..." I always feel that some important words have been omitted after Gao Fu.
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Since Shi Xia left, Houchi couldn't help but look in the direction of Xiaoguanfeng frequently. I don't know why, but my heart is messed up. The younger sister who just grabbed it is still screaming! I'm about to leave him to go to school. I can't see her soft little face. I always feel that something is missing? But he couldn't object, because it was his sister's decision.
As a good brother, you should uphold the basic principle of what your sister does is right, unswervingly, and resolutely satisfy her sister's requirements as the center.
So my sister is right, I can only blame the apprentice who came up with the bad idea. What kind of school did you go to, what's so great about being illiterate, he knows! Although I haven't taught, I don't like to talk, I just like the inner OS, but it's not impossible to teach.
Yes, it's all the apprentice's fault!
He suddenly began to doubt himself whether the decision to adopt a thousand years ago was correct.
I walked back and forth on Xiuling Peak, and the more I thought about it, the more anxious I became. My sister was so weak that she almost had an accident even eating a radish. She had no cultivation and no spiritual roots. Going out so unprepared, without his brother, what should I do if something goes wrong? What if you are bullied? What if she can't beat it? What if people see her cute and take her away
He automatically ignored the fact that there were only ten-year-old children in Qixuetang, and that he had already sent apprentices to follow him.
No, it's too dangerous outside, he has to keep an eye on it. The younger sister, who was finally snatched, can't be lost. Thinking about it, his figure flashed and flew towards Xiaoguan Peak.
So, when the teacher of Qixuetang went to the classroom with the Three Character Classic. The first thing I saw was that he was dressed in white, with a straight body, like a fairy, a dignified grandfather, a serious and righteous face, standing on the top of the wall outside.
"Old... Old Ancestor." The teacher's legs were a little weak.
Houchi just gave him a cold look and threw out two words, "Teaching."
After speaking, he continued to stare at the house.
The teacher felt that his brain was not enough, how could the ancestor come here, and still stand in such a strange position on the wall. Are you here to inspect the teaching quality of Qixuetang? He was full of questions, but he didn't dare to resist, and walked into the classroom in a daze.
As a result, he saw behind the classroom, two giant children...
These two... Who are they
Strange things happen every year, and he has a lot of schools!
The teacher was dizzy and taught the class all day.
Finally, the sun goes down, and school is over! Only then did he dare to look outside, only to realize that the man on the wall was gone. He breathed a sigh of relief, and he couldn't care about the two extra students, so he picked up the book and walked away.
The feeling of being stared at by the ancestors to teach is too scary.
***
When Shi Xia and Bi Hong returned to Xiuling Peak, it was already night. As soon as he exited the teleportation formation, he saw the back pool waiting beside him.
Shi Xia was stunned for a moment, "La... bro." She changed her words temporarily and waved at him, "Are you waiting for us?"
"Yeah." He replied softly, but his voice still didn't fluctuate.
Shi Xia couldn't help but smile warmly in his heart. After a tiring day, it feels so good to go home and have someone waiting.
Just as he was about to ask him how long he had been here, he suddenly stretched out his hands to her.
what does this mean? High-five relay
Shi Xia stretched out his hands reflexively, snapped at his palm, and patted, "Thank you, have you waited for a long time?"
"... Hmm." Hou Chi's voice was deep, and he looked at the empty palm with some disappointment. After saying that his sister would like to give a loving hug after returning home? The devil is indeed a liar.
"Master..." Bi Hong squeezed over, "It's the first time you've picked up a disciple." He was moved, and learned Shi Xia to pat his palm, but Hou Chi directly shrank his hand, causing him to pounce. empty.
Glancing at me coldly, I kidnapped my sister for a day, and I want to clap my hands, get out of the stupid apprentice! (￢_￢)
Turning around and pulling Shi Xia's hand, he left, "Go back to the house."
Bi Hong: "..." He really picked it up from the rubbish heap. #