"You hold back, I'm in."
"Well... this is the first time for others, you light... light... "
"so?"
"Ah! It hurts..."
"I have no experience, do you want to stop?"
"Don't! Go on... Deeper... Deeper."
"Um... so?"
"That's right... it's there, ah... use some force."
"Be quiet, is it light or heavy?"
"Um... ah... "
Someone who has returned from calamity: "..."
Houchi was a bit irritable for no reason, and a feeling appeared in his heart. After leaving less than half an hour, there was a feeling that a pig came to bow the little cabbage that he had carefully raised. He expressed that he was very unhappy and had some thoughts. The urge to shove someone so hard that no one can find it.
In fact, he did the same, Shi Xia only felt his hands tighten, and the next moment he slammed into the cold embrace that was still full of thunder pressure.
"Houchi..." Shi Xia was stunned, "Is your tribulation finished?"
"Yeah." He still had no expression, but his cold eyes shot to the ground, the coquettish bitch who was waving flower branches.
"Are you alright?" Shi Xia looked at him carefully, until he found that except for the immortal energy around him that became more concentrated and more immortal, everything was normal, and he was relieved. Pa.
"It doesn't matter." Hou Chi's face softened a little, and he subconsciously hugged her hand tightly, "What happened?"
"Oh, this is the Hanyu King Flower Demon." Shi Xia remembered the little red flower on the ground, so he repeated what happened just now, "I think my brother should be in the fairyland, so I plan to dig it out and ask carefully. ."
It turned out that I was just digging flowers, and Houchi felt better.
There, the little red flower Hanyu, whose half of the flower roots had already been exposed on the ground, began to wail.
"Little master, help me quickly..." Han Yu stretched out her leaves to her with grievances on her face.
"Got it, wait a minute." Shi Xia had no choice but to squat back and continue digging.
"Can't wait, how can you stop halfway through, and it's so uncomfortable for people who can't get out of this halfway..."
"I have to endure the discomfort! Your roots are long and thick and you are afraid of pain. How can you pull them out in a while?"
"嘤嘤嘤... Little master, you are so ruthless, it's the first time."
"Okay, okay, I'll just tap it."
"Don't, hurry up, don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower, come on and work harder."
"Damn it, can you stop screaming like that?"
"People can't help it, ah... You hurt me again."
"… "
"Ah... um... oh..."
"To shut up!"
Onlookers at the back pool: "..."
Flip the table! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴┴ I really can't stand it! Let go of that monster flower and let me kill it!
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Shi Xia really didn't expect that he would meet the flower demon contracted by his brother here. In an instant, there is a feeling that Mercury retrograde has finally passed, and it is about to have a great luck. It seems that after the old brother disappeared in the lower realm, he should have come directly to the immortal realm.
She couldn't wait to dig out Hua Han quickly, and Ma Liu took her to find the uneasy brother.
I just didn't expect a small flower monster, the root system in the ground is so complicated. It took her two hours to dig the pit two or three meters deep, and she still hasn't been able to remove the cold jade from the soil. Pulled it out, but in the end, the back pool couldn't stand it anymore, so he pinched a trick and pulled the flower out.
"Finally I can move." As soon as he got rid of the ground under him, Han Yu shook off the remaining soil by shaking the flower roots, and threw the tiny roots and branches onto Shi Xia's feet, "Little master Hard to dig me out, Hanyu has no repayment, and can only promise. In the future, I will be your flowers in life, and my death will be your fertilizer."
Shi Xia's mouth twitched, "Speak well!" Since it knew her name, this girl has completely let go of herself, seamlessly switching from the previous arrogant mode to the current shameless mode, "Also, let it go. Open my thighs."
"Don't, it's the first time that Hanyu sees the little master, let me take a breath of immortality."
I really want to put this stuff back in the mud! (==!)
Hou Chi, who had been standing beside her, frowned, took a step forward, and pulled Han Yu off her legs. (Stupid fools get away! ╭(╯^╰)╮)
"Where's the stinky fairy repairer? Let go of this uncle!" Han Yu looked straight at the back pool, and instantly switched back to the arrogant mode, and began to struggle desperately, "I warn you, you'd better not touch Uncle Ben, otherwise... ah!"
Before it could finish speaking, Houchi threw it back into the pit with a flick of his hand.
Han Yu didn't stand still, and the whole flower seedling rolled into a ball with a gulu, and the whole flower suddenly became angry, and the green branches and leaves turned red at once, "Okay, you immortal cultivator, Master Hua will not be arrogant. , you think I'm hatching bean sprouts! I hate you immortal cultivators the most."
It flicked, and the original red petals suddenly lit up, turning into a five-petaled spirit sword and aimed directly at this side.
Hou Chi's face sank, but when he turned his hand, a white spirit sword appeared in his hand, and the whole body was filled with the breath of WHO fearing WHO.
Seeing that one person is about to fight as soon as he spends a flower, when he is tired of digging a hole and watching the crowd? Xia expresses that he has no turbulence in his heart, and even wants to laugh a little... a fart!
What the hell, we agreed to help each other, and happily look for the old brother together, brother and sister (three or three?) to return the home? Why did you start coaxing before you even started
"Okay!" She directly pressed the flower that was about to move with Hua Han, "Speaking of business, where is my brother?"
"Little... little master..." Shi Xia pressed the button, Hua Han turned the spirit sword back into petals, but the red flower branches did not change back, instead they became more red, and there was a faint sound from his subordinates. Warm, with a little vibrato in his voice, "Little Master, you...you...".
She was startled and immediately retracted her hand, "Hey, are you alright?" Could it be that the slap was too hard and hit it
Hua Han didn't seem to be injured, twisted and stood up again. But holding up two red leaves, he covered the little red flower at the top with a shy face, and said with a rippling tone, "Little master actually touched...my flower...flower...flower."
"Huh?" Is that untouchable
"The master once said to me that the most important thing about our plants and trees is... that is... oops!"
"What?" What is it? Don't omit words casually!
"The parents are so big... They have always taken good care of the pollen, but if it is the little master... I... I am willing!"
"Ah?" What do you want
"For the sake of the little master... Please don't take my pollen carelessly!"
"..." What do I want your pollen for
"In the coming year, I will give birth to a group of little flowers and bones for the little master, shy shy..."
"..." What the hell are you talking about
and many more!
pollen
The biology teacher seems to have said that plants are spread through pollen, so for the grass and wood demons, flowers are equivalent to people... The indescribable part...
And she just held down...
Rely on!
Suddenly I felt that my whole hand was dirty, what the hell are you thinking about, a flower! Unable to hold back, he kicked a shameless flower demon back into the pit.
"Be pure, don't be dirty!" Do you know that you will get us locked up like this!
Brother, what kind of dirty things did you teach this flower? Hey!
"little Master… "
"Shut up!" Put away your chaotic expression, "Stop talking nonsense, take me to my brother, right away!" If she continued to chat, she would really not be able to hold back.
"Oh..." It glanced at her resentfully before replying, "But I don't know where he is either."
"… "
"I've been planting here for many years, and I haven't changed my shape. I don't know the master's position... Hehe! Why are you holding a sword, little master... Don't... Save the flowers!"
After chatting for a long time, he said he didn't know where he was? ! Depend on! Don't stop me, I'm going to pick it up... ahhh! Unplugged... ugh! Destroy this filthy flower!