After this battle, Schrödinger's leg length theorem was proved again:
You can't tell how short your cat's legs are unless you measure it with a ruler and compare it to another creature, especially one that's recognized for its short legs.
The truth is harsh.
The human heart is sinister.
Lian Wenbo never expected that after a night of sleep, he would degenerate from a well-recognized leggy to short legs that are not even as good as a tortoise. He even didn't expect that when this number was reported from Zuo Xuefeng's mouth, none of the audience in the barrage, including his former fans, sympathized with him.
All he was left with was a bunch—
[Hahahahahaha]
Lian Wenbai desperately cast his eyes on his former friends, the audience is unreliable, you should at least support me, right
The first one to speak was a fellow apprentice, Gong Hanyi.
Gong Hanyi is a soft girl who is very easy to be overwhelmed with sympathy, so she took a sympathetic look at the short legs, and said: "Everyone, don't laugh too loudly, after all, he doesn't want to have such short legs. Who made him a natural breed? That's it. Are you right, shortlegs?"
"..." So you gave me a nickname
Followed closely by Zuo Xuefeng, Zuo Xuefeng is a mature and stable senior in the industry that Lian Wenbai respects. Although the two didn't know each other before, but just getting along these few days, Zuo Xuefeng heard that Lian Wenbai had plans to enter the film and television industry, so he immediately introduced a reliable director to Lian Wenbai.
Lian Wenbo is very grateful to him, and has the idea of continuing this friendship outside the show.
However-
Zuo Xuefeng looked a little happy: "It turns out that my tortoise is so powerful, and the cat's legs are not as long as its. It seems that I underestimated tortoise before. Today I want to give to tortoise an extra meal."
Lian Wenbo: Now I suspect that you have cheated on your family, and the referee, I want to substitute!
Both Zuo Xuefeng and Gong Hanyi were unreliable.
Of course, Lian Wenbo couldn't count on Ruan Qiu and Qi Yingying.
Ruan Qiu usually likes to tease her heart in the open and in the dark, and play tricks. It is recognized in this program that people are not welcome, even cats are not welcome, and even Wen Bai is naturally far away from her; Boy, as a plush fan, I like anything with fur, especially Wen Xin's black cat.
And the black cat and Lian Wenbai are old rivals, so Lian Wenbai judged from this that Qi Yingying's aesthetics is not good, at least in the cat circle.
After looking at it, only Wen Xin was left.
Wen Xin is Lian Wenbai's crush at first sight. He cooks good food, has a very gentle temper, and looks as beautiful as a fairy. If it was Wen Xin, he would hug his injured self, right
Especially, now that I am a cat.
It may be difficult for Wen Xin to accept being hugged, but he is a cat now. Cute, fluffy kitty, Wen Xin, don't you want to hug it
Lian Wenbo approached Wen Xin unconsciously. For the first time, he felt that turning into a cat was not a particularly bad thing, because Wen Xin was there, and Wen Xin would take good care of him...
Ah, look, Wen Xin reached out her hand, she wanted to catch herself!
Lian Wenbo felt excited all over, and was about to jump into Wen Xin's arms.
The next second, bang—jumped to a wall.
Well, a black wall.
**
"Meow meow!" How could you do this!
Lian Wenbo was very angry.
When you became a human, you disturbed me and Xinxin fell in love, and became a cat, why do you still disturb me
Is there any reason!
No matter how angry it is, the black cat remains as still as a mountain.
Lian Wenbo tried to go around the black cat, but the black cat didn't move, and another cat jumped up, which was the black cat's follower, the leopard cat.
Leopard Cat's expression looked a bit uneasy, he looked at Lian Wenbo with contempt:
"Hey, that short leg over there—"
"I'm not short-legged." Lian Wenbo was a little annoyed.
From the very beginning, he could accept all these things that followed, but only this title was his bottom line. He was an idol, an idol! With such short legs, can you be an idol
"Oh, then that dwarf cat over there." The leopard cat didn't care.
"..." Lian Wenbai almost fainted from anger.
At first, he only thought black cats were hateful, but he didn't expect this leopard cat to be even more hateful than black cats.
Regardless of his mood, Leopard Cat began to question after greeting: "How old are you, where are you from, and where do you plan to live in the future?"
"What does it have to do with you?" Lian Wenbo replied coldly.
The leopard cat smiled: "Boy, do you still not understand the current situation? We have so many cats here, and each of them can hit ten like you. Are you sure you won't answer me?"
"I..." Lian Wenbai took two steps back, but he was still a little timid after all.
The opponent has a large number of people, and his body is much larger than himself.
If Mao made a rash move, he would definitely not get any benefit, and he might be injured. If he was not careful, no one would know if he was beaten to death.
He still wants to find a way to recover, go home and marry Wen Xin, so he can't die here!
"I don't know anything, I was recruited by the program team." Lian Wenbo confessed quickly.
"It's really that simple?" The leopard cat seemed a little unconvinced by Lian Wenbo's words, walked around the short-legged cat, and pretended to sniff with its nose: "But I really didn't find anything unusual."
The little puppet ruthlessly exposed the ocelot's tricks:
"It's strange that you can see it like this!"
The leopard cat became angry: "If you have the ability, come and ask!"
The little puppet held its head high and held its chest high: "Come here—"
Lian Wenbo was muttering in his heart, saying why this group of cats seem to have some brain problems, what are they doing asking these questions around him. The result was soon, the puppet cat raised its fairy-like head to look at him, and asked:
"Are you a human being?"
Leopard cat: "..."
Black Cat: "..."
I've seen silly ones, but I've never seen a puppet so silly!
If you ask directly like this, as long as the other party is not a fool, they will definitely not tell you.
You think everyone is as honest as me.
And if you ask this question, if the other party is really a person, you will definitely have a sense of vigilance at this moment, maybe you will start pretending to be crazy in the future, and you will never get evidence again.
The leopard cat thought angrily, if I knew it earlier, I shouldn’t have let the puppet ask. How could she solve the case with her IQ
"Yeah, yeah, you too?"
Lian Wenbai's eyes burst into brilliance, and his eyes suddenly changed. He looked at the cats as if they were seeing relatives, and said excitedly.
"Meow~" That's when the question came out.
The little puppet let out a sweet cry, very satisfied with his performance.
"..." Leopard Cat remained silent for a while.
Lian Wenbai started to roll happily on the spot: "Great, great, I'm relieved to know that I'm not the only one who turned into a cat, so what's the situation with us now, we are all sent by cats to Earth Undercover?"
"Don't think too much." The black cat took a deep look at Lian Wenbai.
Lian Wenbo didn't get angry with the black cat anymore, and leaned towards the black cat with great enthusiasm, and began to make friends: "Brother Black Cat, you seem to know something, can you tell me? If you can Help me recover as an adult, I will give you whatever you want."
"Young man, your tone is big enough." Leopard cat clicked his tongue twice, and looked at the short legs in front of him again: "What did you do before, there is a mine at home?"
"No, no mine, I'm a star." Lian Wenbo shook his head and said frankly.
"Celebrity?" The little puppet became interested, and asked, "Which company do you belong to, who is it?"
The leopard cat looked at the bright eyes of the short legs, and remembered the posture it had run towards Wen Xin just now, and suddenly had a bold guess in its heart: "Are you Lian Wenbai?"
Lian Wenbai looked surprised: "How do you know?"
**
"It's over, it's over."
Leopard cat suddenly felt a headache.
Anyone can do it, but this brat.
Because of the messy confession between this brat and Wen Xin, Hei Zai seems to have eaten several meals of dynamite these days, and it can be ignited with a little spark. Then the stinky boy finally left, Hei Zai felt a little better, and now he is told that he is back again.
teasing him!
Out of humanitarian concern, Leopard Cat reminded him: "If you are really Lian Wenbai, I suggest you give up pursuing Wen Xin. Although Wen Xin is indeed single now, she is not someone you can afford to pursue."
"No." Lian Wen Bo resolutely shook his head without any doubts.
Leopard cat was shocked: "Aren't you afraid of death?"
Lian Wenbai's eyes showed a trace of confusion: "How could Zhuixinxin die? My conditions are not bad?"
"Ah..." Sensing the lower and lower air pressure around the black cat, the leopard cat sighed deeply, "Silly boy, you are robbing our big brother for a woman, why don't you fight him and win the fight?" Yes, you will follow."
Following the direction pointed by the leopard cat's paw, Lian Wenbo saw the black cat as expected.
To Lian Wenbo, the current black cat is like an unreachable mountain. Lian Wenbo suspects that his paws are bigger than his own head.
However, in order to pursue Xinxin.
In order to make Xinxin happy, he is not afraid of anything!
Isn't it just a black cat? Isn't it just longer than his legs? He can still win through his flexible positioning and smart mind.
**
So-
Everyone saw that there was a short leg, and at the same time, he said the letter of war: "I'm not afraid of you, if you have the ability, let's fight with dignity!" While getting ready, he crawled towards the mighty black cat.
The movement of the little short legs is not slow, and the speed of punching is extremely fast.
He punched the black cat's right paw, and then, with his relatively harder head, hit the black cat's chest.
"Come on, come on!" The little puppet was moved by his spirit and couldn't help cheering him up.
"Hurry up, hurry up, attack faster—" Leopard Cat also seemed to see the arrogant self in him.
Hearing these encouragements, Little Short Legs became more courageous and launched a new round of attacks.
No matter how big a black cat is, it is still a cat, and if it is a cat, then it has weaknesses.
Next time, try jumping up and hitting his ears. The black cat's ears are bigger and more fragile, so the attack must be effective.
However, when the little short legs plucked up all the energy to feed, they jumped up suddenly, but they only reached the black cat's chin.
"It's almost there!" The little short leg never gave up hope, and got up again, preparing for the next attack.
Snapped-
The black cat finally raised its paw impatiently: "Have you played enough?"
Gulu Gulu Gulu...
The little short legs were patted off the black cat and rolled on the carpet several times, feeling like being thrown into a front-loading washing machine.
"Meow meow meow… "
Is the gap in strength really that big? Is he really going to give up on Wen Xin
Just when the little short leg was distraught, a pair of warm hands suddenly appeared in front of his eyes. She caught herself, then hugged herself in her arms, and comforted her softly: "Don't cry, don't cry, brother didn't do it on purpose. There are cans here, do you want to have a little milk tea first?"