Lillard didn't want to cry, especially in front of so many people. Anyone who wanted to show off would feel embarrassed. But he is also a human being. Under great pressure, people always need to find an outlet or a way to vent their emotions. Crying is one of them, and it is also the most instinctive way for humans.
Qin Hao and Hermes can understand Lillard's feelings at this moment. This is not the first time they have seen these two idiots do stupid things. They have been in Lillard's current position several times before, but , Lillard is much worse than them.
After all, knowing that these two idiots are idiots, I will avoid each other at worst. If you can't offend me, why can't you avoid them? If it really bothers them, then just do something. When Qin Hao first met them, he often shook his fist because of these nonsense.
But Lillard couldn't do it. He was a natural disaster. He didn't provoke the other party at all. It can only be said that he was unlucky. He happened to be found by those two guys and couldn't escape even if he wanted to. As for taking action, it was even more ridiculous. With his little strength, either of them could easily crush him to death with one finger. Unless he wanted to die faster, he wouldn't be able to resist at all.
He couldn't hide or resist. When he met these two mentally retarded lunatics, Lillard's mental quality was already strong enough when he was able to cry without going crazy. To be honest, it can only be said that he was destined to suffer such a calamity.
In this situation, no one will help him. The allies who just talked about it not only do not help now, but they also want to hide far away for fear of being implicated. After all, billions of people around the world cannot do this. Who can answer the question of right or wrong conclusion? It's laborious and thankless, and everyone draws a line with Lillard, who is truly alone and helpless.
Apollo and Ares were also a little confused. They probably didn't expect that a big man like Lillard would cry in front of everyone. For a moment, they felt a little at a loss, as if an adult was watching. When you see a cute child, you want to tease the other person, but you don't want the little brat to cry without being teased at all, without giving any face, and the atmosphere suddenly becomes awkward.
Of course, this is just a metaphor. Apollo and Ares are not teasing, they are really stupid. Lillard is not a little kid who refuses to give face, and he dare not deny face. He cried out of pure emotion. However, Apollo and Ares did seem to be surprised by this move at the moment, and they were stunned for a long time as if they didn't know what to do.
Just when people thought that these two idiots finally realized that they had gone too far and wanted to stop, they unexpectedly came to their senses and got together. It was as if all the barriers between them had disappeared, like old friends hooking up with each other. Talking quietly on the back.
Although it was a whisper, the voice was not quiet at all. It could even be said to be very loud, so loud that even if people didn't want to hear it, it would still penetrate their ears.
"Brother, why do you think this man is crying? We just want him to comment and tell the truth. Why is he crying in such a difficult situation? Could it be that there is something wrong with his brain?"
"I can't say for sure. These days are not like before. The environment is getting worse, the pressure is too great, and there are more and more mental illnesses. Aren't you the god in charge of pharmacology? If you know medical skills, show it to him."
"What the hell, what do you think of mental illness? I'm not a psychiatrist! Instead of letting a half-hearted doctor like me look at it, why don't you ask Hades to help find out if there's something wrong with his soul!"
"Oh, it's so annoying. It's just such a shameful thing. I don't care about it! People nowadays don't have any consciousness at all. Think about all the times when we went down the mountain and met those villagers, they didn't treat us with great respect and honor us. If you are a god, look at these people now. They don't even answer any questions. I want to kill them despite my bad temper!"
"It seems that this is really the case. Brother, do you think these stupid villagers have never seen any gods? Suddenly they saw the two of us, and they also accepted the mission assigned by the gods. They were too emotional. Are you crying because you are so excited?"
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Can you two be any more shameless? Please just be human! Look at the two of you, do you think you have some ideas? Can you say this? I'm obviously crying because I was forced to do nothing by you. If you can believe this, sows can climb trees and roosters can climb into the sky!
People obviously still underestimate what it means to be mentally disabled. With a real brainless person, anything can happen!
"What you said is not impossible. It makes sense. Anyway, this guy is either a villain or a villager who has never seen the world. He definitely didn't run away!"
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I, Cao, do you really believe it? How can you believe this? Where do you see this making sense? Please teach us!
People have a completely new understanding of the degree of brain retardation of these two people. They are simply representatives of the mentally retarded world. The key is that these two people also think that they are extremely smart, they are omniscient gods, and they are a higher-order life race. He is obviously a bronze in terms of IQ, but he thinks he is a king. What the hell! Are the so-called gods of the Gods Mountain like this
God is unfair! Such a stupid thing has such a powerful cultivation and strength, but we and other talented people can only succumb to his ~ lust ~ power, is there any justice? That makes sense!
But from another point of view, God seems to be fair. Perfect people do not exist, but they are extremely rare. If you are extremely talented in some aspects, you must be unsatisfactory in some aspects. This is fair. , is also a human being.
For man, perfection equals God.
Although Apollo and Ares claim to be gods, they are not gods after all. They are not perfect. They have a unique lifespan and great strength, but there is something missing in their minds.
Even if he cried, Lillard didn't just cry blindly. Although crying is a kind of emotional catharsis, isn't it also a way of delaying time? Compared with Apollo and Ares, he is obviously a smart man. Even if he is a weakling with low cultivation level, in terms of IQ, the two in front of him are weaklings.
Like normal people, Lillard was extremely speechless at the shameless conversation between these two idiots, which refreshed his awareness of idiots. However, unlike ordinary people, he also received some inspiration, which may give him a new way out.
He stretched out his hand to wipe away his tears, and said with a trace of sobs in his words: "Reporting to Lord Sun God and Lord God of War, I have heard about their fame since I was a child and have admired them so much. I am so excited to see their true faces today. I couldn't control my emotions for a while, which led to the situation. Please don't blame the villain..."
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Have you started too? Are those two stupid? Are you here too? Can you say such nonsense? What's going on with this inexplicable desire to survive
People still underestimate their own survival instinct, and more nonsense is yet to come!
Apollo and Ares looked at each other, then laughed loudly: "Let me tell you, brother, this person is just too excited to see us!"
"It seems that's right! I didn't expect that there are still people who can respect us so much these days. Not bad! Since you are so caring, as a god, you naturally have to give some benefits when you meet a believer. After all, you If you have any wishes, I can make an exception and help you."
Lillard was overjoyed: "Two adults, could you please change the question? Regarding the debate between the two adults, I really don't know how to speak..."
"impossible!!!"
Almost unanimously rejected.
"This is the first time our brothers are looking for an outsider to judge. It must be fair and open! What do you mean by refusing? Do you want to cheat? Believe it or not, I will crush you to death immediately!!!"
When he said this, Lillard almost cried again and quickly defended himself: "Two adults, it's really not a villain's rejection, but a lack of ability! Think about it, you two adults are so wise, powerful, and intelligent. They are all superior, but they are all arguing about this issue and cannot come up with an accurate answer. They have to find someone to comment. How can a villain be so virtuous and capable, and how can he come up with a specific answer? You two just killed the villain. There is nothing even a villain can do!!!”
This attitude, these righteous words, these words are hoarse, and these feelings are extremely sincere. Even though people know that this is a three-man drama, they can't help but have a misconception, as if everything Lillard said is true. As the saying goes, if you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself. If you can lie to yourself, how can others not believe you
The two idiots obviously believed it.
Apollo nodded: "Brother, that's what this guy said. Can he answer the question that neither of us can figure out?"
"So what if it makes sense? We failed the first time we asked someone to comment. It's embarrassing. We don't have an explanation. How can we fight again?" Ares is called the God of War, but he is actually a reckless man. He is not a talker. Reasonable person.
"Then what should we do? This is not a problem, is it?"
"No matter what, the worst case scenario is to give this kid time to think carefully. Anyway, there is no definite answer, so this matter will never end!!!"
Lillard breathed a sigh of relief, but the tension still existed. He had found a way out for himself. Although it was only half a way to survive, it was better to be able to delay it for a while than to be forced to answer without being able to answer. Bar.
However, his image is completely gone. With his dog-licking behavior, I am afraid no one will criticize him, let alone lead other casual cultivators like before. Besides, his troubles are not over yet, who dares to get close? ? If you were involved, who would you cry to
"Brother, how about we find a few more people? One person is not capable enough. Maybe we can get the answer by looking for a few more people?"
This suggestion almost caused the monks present to vomit blood. I dare you two to harm one of them, but you also have to harm everyone? But naturally I couldn't say this, so I could only pray silently in my heart that Ares wouldn't agree.
Fortunately, before Ares could speak, the expressions of the two men suddenly changed, as if they had sensed something. Apollo raised his hand and attached a little spark to Lillard, and said: "Boy, don't say anything. We are harsh on you and will give you time to think about it carefully. Remember to tell us the answer when the time comes. Also, the promise you made before still counts. Once you have figured out the answer, remember to tell us together!"
After saying that, the two people jumped into the sky and fled quickly, coming and going in a hurry, making everyone look confused. If Lillard hadn't seen the miserable look in front of them, they would have almost thought that what just happened It's all an illusion.
After getting a chance to fulfill his wish, Lillard was not happy at all. Instead, he felt extremely uncomfortable. Wish? My heart is your sister! There is no answer at all, so this wish naturally ceases to exist. There are no benefits and a lot of trouble. How can I be happy
However, just a few seconds later, several people suddenly came from the other direction where the two left. Those powerful auras were all masters. They asked condescendingly: "We are the servants of the gods of Mount Olympus. Have you mortals ever seen them?" My master?” (To be continued)