Li Fengshuang
My name is Li Fengshuang.
Nickname... Baby Li.
Don't ask me who came up with this dishonest name, except for my cheating mother, no one can come up with such an unreliable name, Li Fengshuang... I have experienced hardships!
Since I was a child, my mother told me that I will marry a soft and cute daughter-in-law and go home. In the future, I will be a high-status envoy of God, so I will grow into a... female man of the Great Yan Empire.
So I have to get up at four o'clock to practice martial arts (being abused), learn those mysterious things with my mother every day, and study the Four Books and Five Classics with my husband. Of course, these are trivial things to me.
but…
She is also a girl, but my younger sister is a cute girl with a delicate body and a soft body. She practices martial arts every day just to strengthen her body. Such a weak girl, I can pack a dozen with one hand without panting, but unfortunately...
"Mom, my sister bullied me!"
So, I ate a meal of fried meat on a stick.
"Mother, my sister bullied me again, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
So, I ate another meal of fried meat on a stick.
Of course, I firmly believe that since I inherited my mother's rough skin and thick flesh, even if I was pressed on the ground and slapped a hundred boards on it, I can still go to the house!
However, after I was beaten 366 times by my mother and comforted by my mother 300 times, I announced that I want to leave! Home! out! Walk!
The world is full of malice towards me!
Then I heard my mother say excitedly: "Ruo'er, our daughter has finally grown up, let's go, ma'am, I'll take you to visit the mountains and rivers, and see all the scenery in the world!"
My mother took my hand and said earnestly, "Baby, you are fifteen years old this year. Your mother was at the same age when I met your mother. Remember, you must bring back a daughter-in-law!"
It wasn't until this time that I realized how unreliable my two mothers were. The love for me back then was really an illusion, but my sister was holding my hand with tears in her eyes. For the first time, she showed her dissatisfaction with me.
"I used to be bad, I shouldn't bully you." She cried.
I patted her head: "I'm never angry with you."
"So, sister, don't leave me alone, okay!" She wiped her tears and looked at me expectantly with big eyes.
Compared with my mother, this asking for help skill is better than blue and better than blue! I've never had anything to do with the three women in my family.
I'm afraid of my sister's tears, the sadness in my mother's eyes, and my mother's fist, which is like a beating to death. It made me wonder if I was adopted. Otherwise, why would I have such a beautiful face? My mother doesn't have the slightest bit of pity for her!
I sighed: "You are too weak, and you are only fourteen years old."
As soon as the words fell, I heard my mother say: "Li'er, although your sister is fifteen years old, you know that she is only tall but not brainy, and a person who is new to the rivers and lakes must not be tricked by others." die, so you have to follow your sister and take care of your sister."
I am tall but not brainy: "..."
My sister's name is Yan Li, but it is said that my mother's original name was Li Yingxiong, but it turned out to be too feminine, and then the two names became one...
My mother took my mother for a walk-and-go trip. Before leaving, my mother held my hand and said seriously: "Remember, you need to find a girl, your sister needs to find a man, remember! "
Me: "Sister Mao can find a man, so I will find a girl!"
Mom's words were still as earth-shattering as ever: "Are you going to be pushed down or be pushed down? Well, even if you are willing to do the general attack, can you find a man to be attacked by you? Even if that man is willing to be attacked by you, he can give birth to monkeys for you." ?"
I thought about it, and said righteously: "My sister can also be an attacker!"
Mom froze for a moment, showing an expression that she couldn't bear to look directly at, her heroic face was tinged with helplessness: "Oh, forget it, true love is invincible, be willing, and I won't stop you from finding a man's mother." Yes, mothers must be enlightened."
My mother forgot me with complicated eyes, and then followed my mother to travel without hesitation.
I really dressed up as a character in the Jianghu, and walked into the Jianghu, only then did I realize that the Jianghu is not only the chivalrous and gentle people in the storybooks, but more conflicts of interests and intrigues. I have almost died several times, so I simply have My sister is here, and I am resurrected with full blood.
I met a lot of people, men, women, old people, children.
But I don’t know why, but I don’t have the affection the two mothers mentioned for anyone, and neither does my sister. To her, dealing with those people in the rivers and lakes is no different from playing. It really caught her eyes, not being pulled by her. Going to serve the country is to be played half disabled by her. She is simply a black-bellied black-bellied, and completely inherited the black-skinned genes of my two mothers.
She really has nothing to say to me, she and I have inherited half of my mother's genes, mine is strength and longevity, while she... focuses on perception and wisdom.
Compared with her, I really have muscles in my brain (cover my face)
Having played enough games, my sister entered the court and became a military adviser in the frontier, and I became a general. At that time, I was thirty years old, and my sister was twenty-nine years old. What's more, neither of us asked for help. Marriage means... no! It's not even a sign of where the girlfriend is.
then…
My mother is in a hurry.
Then, I fled to the frontier to fight, just after the battle, and before I came back, I saw my mother waiting for me in the main tent of the barracks with her legs crossed, with a picture of a lady unfolding in her hand: "My dear girl, come back!" Now, look at the girl in the painting. She is the third daughter of the Li family. She is as beautiful as a flower and as gentle as water. How about it? If you like it, I will take you to a blind date with her. Two days to boo, engagement on the third day, and then into the marriage hall, I can hold my granddaughter in the next year, and strive to hold the two in three years... "
Me: "Mom, you're enough, I'm not interested!"
"Why?" My mother was surprised.
"The mouth is too big!" I said firmly.
Just thinking about dismissing me as a mother, she pulled out a new portrait from her sleeve like a magic trick, and before she could introduce it, I blocked her words: "The face is too fat!"
Thanks to my good hearing, I heard my sister's voice next door.
It turned out that she couldn't escape, but she was being abused by her mother.
"Look, Li'er, this man was born with a dragon and a phoenix, with a natural temperament. He is the eldest son of the Zhang family..."
My sister's voice has always been delicate and soft, but her venomous tongue is completely inherited from my mother: "You look good, but you're too stupid, won't you die if you don't play with me a few times?"
The voice of rolling up the sleeves: "This is the prime minister, he is smart and motivated, and he is a good match with you, and the mother-in-law is generous, and the sister-in-law is also good. After you marry and have a child, they will never dare to say a word no matter how wild they are outside!"
Yan Li's eyes were dead: "Okay, you go propose marriage, as long as they are willing, I will marry."
In front of me, my mother had already changed eleven portraits, and when she finally saw that I was invulnerable, she sighed and said, "Have you never met a woman who suits you in all your life?"
I thought for a while: "Meet it."
"She had big eyes and a hot temper, but she was very gentle with me, and finally she said to me that she was going to sleep with me, but after sleeping all night, she slapped me in the face and ran away."
Mom became anxious all of a sudden: "Then why don't you reveal your identity, tell her that you are the heir of Niu X Honghong's God Envoy, and then get rid of her!"
"What should I do?" I was at a loss.
My mother stared blankly at me when I was nearly a stick of incense, and finally turned her head with a horrible face. That night, I received 3 live-action high-definition discs and a few pornographic books.
My mother said that this is a skill for making people, and it must be learned well.
Mom also said: "After learning this skill, you can make your woman happy."
These contents opened the door to my new world. My mother bragged to me. Back then, there were countless men and women who chased her. Women add up to three dozen!
Cold sweat broke out on my forehead.
The mother is right behind the mother.
As a result... she went to kneel on the washboard again...
When I looked at those erotic... pictures, my heart was broken, and I was so angry that my nose bleeds!
But I still don't respond to women I don't love. Although my mother can play nicely, I have never seen her have an affair with other people. Their relationship has been good for decades.
I think, in fact, although my mother was wandering, in the end, she chose to give all her love to her mother.
I also hope to have such a person, so that I can give all my love to her.
This love was interpreted after my first love and I met in an accident. That night, after I made her sauce purple N+1 times, she was completely devoted to me.
So I sadly thought, what she loves is not me, but my penis, and this thought made me separate from her again until... half a year later, she came to the door with her belly outstretched.
So, I was beaten up again by my mother, she scolded me for giving up, and I retorted: "You are not the same in the past!"
My mother took me and beat me wildly, and asked: "I used to get together and get together, is it the same with you! Is it the same!"
So, my wife and I got married.
The following year, our baby was born, and like me, she was a girl with a long penis.
My wife and I are married first and then love. After some things, we both know how to respect each other and how to get along. She is free, but she also belongs to me. I am not free. I belong completely she…
As for my sister... There is still no news about her marriage.
It is said that half a year ago, my mother went to the prime minister's house to propose a marriage. As soon as she said a word, the young master of the prime minister's family knelt down instantly, holding his mother's thigh with both hands and crying with snot and tears. He was scared to urinate. Weeping uncontrollably: "Mom~ you can't push my son into the fire pit~"
Later, I found out that this son of the prime minister had suffered countless losses from my sister. From pursuing my sister to seeing my sister, he wanted to kneel down.
To my surprise, my sister got married three years later. She found a treacherous and cunning man. up.
Afterwards, she became the empress of the Great Yan Empire. From the daughter of the princess to the position of the Nine-Five Supreme, she has experienced a lot along the way. When she ascended the throne, no one in the world dared to mention her name. Shun.
My sister has a terrible insight into the human heart.
This kind of ability made her have no friends. A friend who was very close to me and my sister once said to me: "I don't know why, but when I face you, I can regard you as a friend who takes care of me wholeheartedly, but, I'm more afraid of your sister than facing the so-called No. 1 killer."
After that, she sat on the throne logically.
Later, she also became an unprecedented empress, brought the prosperity of the Dayan Empire, and also brought up the status of a woman. She became the empress, and her husband became the emperor's husband.
The fear of the so-called dictatorship of foreign relatives has never happened. Yan Li suppressed them to death, not even daring to usurp the throne.
Occasionally, I would imagine the world where my mother used to be, flying freely in the universe, walking all over the stars, how indulgent it was, unfortunately, I could not experience that kind of beauty, until the end of my life, I took my wife to sit The mecha given by my mother flew above the moon.
The moon belongs to another world, there is no Guanghan Palace, and there is no Jade Rabbit, lonely, silent, human beings cannot survive, so I know that human beings can go so far, and the universe is so big.
The so-called Great Yan Empire, and even the entire world, are just a speck of dust in the universe.
In later generations, the moon became the burial place of the Li family.
Oh, I forgot to say, my wife's name is Chao Ge.
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Calvin, from now on Calvin will write extra stories, I'm so smart!