My Corpse is Bohemian

Chapter 33: It was indeed a corpse

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The host on stage began to introduce the five military dogs in turn: tiger back, red teeth, mighty, big sword, and bayonet. The average age is 6 years old and they will be honorably retired soon. All of them were wounded, all of which were left when they performed dangerous missions. Although they were only animals, their heroic deeds touched many people.

The first animal performance of this cute pet festival will be opened by five military dogs. The soldiers took them to a field surrounded by a fence, untied the leash, and a referee was timing the time. When the whistle sounded, the five military dogs rushed out of the starting point like arrows off the string, and landed on the back of the tiger. Under the leadership of the trainer, they completed performances one by one according to the instructions of the trainers. The team was always neat and orderly.

The audience cheered, applauded, and raised their mobile phones or cameras to take pictures of their vigorous figures.

Although An Bu had some resistance to these military dogs, he had to admit that they were handsome.

At 4 minutes and 32 seconds, five military dogs completed their performances one after another, with an interval of less than one second, and everyone gave them warm applause without hesitation.

The host said loudly: "Next, as long as other pets complete all the performance items within 5 minutes, they will be able to get a prize. If they break the record of military dogs, in addition to the original rewards, they will also get 1,000 yuan in cash and a A free beauty coupon, and a variety of rich prizes for other game items. Well, masters, please bring your little friends to play to your heart's content."

Everyone scattered around, looking for the game items they were interested in. Anbu followed the crowd and slipped into the indoor venue. The main items here are puzzle games, pet matching, grooming, health consultation, and pet product promotion, etc.

She guessed that the military dogs should be outdoors, so she decided to stay indoors until they left.

"If your cat has itchy skin, vomiting, red ears, hair loss, etc., then it is likely that the cat food is not chosen properly." Anbu is promoting a cat food brand to a foreign guest, "Your cat may not be suitable Cat food that is too high in protein, you can try this, hypoallergenic prescription food...”

But after a while, the foreign guest readily bought this cat food under An Bu's introduction. Just as Anbu was about to continue attacking the next target, five military dogs strolled in as if they were patrolling the territory.

Anbu: "..."

Before she could change positions, the five military dogs and their soldiers had already trotted towards her, surrounded her, and sniffed her body.

Hubei: [It's really a corpse.]

Wei Meng: [Sure enough, it's a corpse.]

Chiya: [It's definitely a corpse.]

Bayonet: [The body did not escape.]

Dajian: [Try taking a bite?]

A big hand stretched out to protect Anbu in his arms, Jian Ningxuan looked at the five soldiers expressionlessly: "What are you doing?"

Soldier 1: "Excuse me, they seem very interested in this girl."

Soldier 2 squatted down and touched Wei Meng's back, then looked up at An Bu: "Do you have any strange things on you?"

Anbu shook his head quickly.

"Don't be nervous." Soldier 3 smiled, "They won't bite casually."

Dajian, who was about to grind his teeth on An Bu's legs, immediately closed his mouth.

An Bu: "..." I almost believed your words.

Soldier 2 was more vigilant, scanning An Bu up and down, as if trying to find something suspicious in her.

Jian Ningxuan frowned and stared at him coldly.

Soldier 2 suddenly felt dryness on his back, and his skin was slightly hot, as if the surrounding temperature had suddenly risen by five or six degrees. And the fur of the five military dogs flicked, and they stepped back a few steps at the same time, sticking out their tongues.

Nima, the dog is so hot!

"I'm really sorry to bother you." Soldier 4 said, "Tigerbacks will officially retire next month. We brought them here just to let them relax and not be too restrained. Let them go around. Run and have a look. They are not malicious, I hope you don't mind."

"As long as you guarantee that they won't chase me, I don't mind." Anbu waved his hand generously.

"Don't worry!" The soldiers vowed.

However, they were quickly slapped in the face by themselves.

An Bu went outside again, away from the range of the five military dogs.

During the noon break, Jian Ningxuan went to buy lunch, and Anbu was sitting in the shade of a tree to rest. Suddenly, he felt his knees being touched a few times. When he looked down, he saw a fierce-looking dog face. It was the dog named "Wei fierce" collie.

An Bu: "..." What do you want? !

Wei Meng put his paws on her knees, leaned over and sniffed hard, and then even tried to get into her skirt! An Bu immediately tightened her skirt, not daring to move rashly, lest it be regarded as a threat and bite her hard.

By the way, where is its owner? Isn't it guaranteed that they won't run after her? !

Wei Meng stared at her, then turned his head and yelled a few times in the other direction.

In a few seconds, five soldiers and four military dogs rushed over. One of the soldiers quickly walked a few steps, grabbed Wei Meng's dog leash, and blamed him, "Wei Meng, why are you running around?"

Wei Meng looked at An Bu, and then kept signaling to the soldiers. The other military dogs also responded in the same way. They raised their paws in unison, as if they had found a "suspicious object": found a corpse, please deal with it as soon as possible!

In actual operations, military dogs often need to look for various dangerous items, suspicious items, stolen goods, etc., and have a keen ability to track and identify, among which corpses are also one of their search targets. The corpse of his comrade-in-arms was recovered.

When the military dogs found Anbu, they didn't act because they hadn't received instructions. But seeing a dead body jumping around, they felt very suspicious. Upholding their usual vigilance, they reminded their trainers over and over again: It's a corpse, a corpse exposed to the sun, spreading corpse gas everywhere, and affecting environmental sanitation!

The soldiers looked at each other, then looked at An Bu together, and said seriously: "Girl, please stand up, let us check."

Anbu stood up helplessly, shook his blouse and skirt, and turned around again, with nothing on his body except the mobile phone hanging around his neck.

"How are you going to check? Do you want me to take it off?"

The expressions of the soldiers were a little embarrassed, and they were also a little embarrassed. They just responded out of habit just out of trust in the military dogs.

However, the military dogs didn't seem to have much hostility towards Anbu, it was more like finding a lost (corpse) object.

Soldier 1: "Sorry, we don't know what happened to them either."

Soldier 2: "I still feel something is wrong."

Soldier 3 patted his military dog on the head: "Stop making trouble, be polite to ladies, you won't be attracted to her, will you? Do you want to live with her after retiring?"

An Bu/Five Dogs: Don't make such a joke!

Soldier 4: "Girl, what's your name? Make friends?"

An Bu was about to answer, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a wisp of dead air wafting from the military dog named "Wei Meng".

She has seen many dead spirits in animals, but she has never successfully rescued an animal. It's not that she doesn't want to save them, but that the animals move too fast, and the way of death is too difficult to figure out, even if they happen to meet them, it's hard to make a move. For example, a car accident, by the time it happens it is too late; or food poisoning, she cannot predict which food is poisonous. Only when you encounter sick stray cats and dogs, can you have the possibility of treatment. But I don't know if it's because she doesn't have a relationship with animals. Every time I chase these guys to save them, they still die during the treatment.

The death aura of animals is not as regular as that of humans. Sometimes it just appears one second and then dies the next second, and sometimes it is still alive and kicking after a delay of six or seven days. Anbu couldn't help it, and when he ran into it later, he just pretended not to see it.

However, she still wanted to save the military dog in front of her if she could. Even if there is no life value to take, for its contribution to mankind, I don't want it to die accidentally when it is about to retire.

An Bu squatted down, stared at Wei Meng for a while, then raised his head and asked soldier 2: "Are you going back to the army after the event?"

Soldier 2 didn't expect her to ask this question, he froze for a moment, then nodded: "Yes."

Anbu asked again: "How do they live after they retire?"

This time it was soldier 1 who answered: "They are military dogs with meritorious service, and the army will give them old age."

"Can't others adopt?"

Soldier 1: "Generally speaking, only retired veteran cadres are eligible to adopt military dogs, and they must be approved by military dogs."

Anbu nodded understandingly.

Soldier 4 asked with interest: "Are you interested?"

An Bu shook his head quickly: "No, no, just asking casually. By the way, you just asked my name, my name is 'An Bu', hello."

She stood up, shook hands with the five people one by one, and exchanged names.

"Anbu." At this moment, Jian Ningxuan came over with a lunch box, and saw that Anbu was surrounded by soldiers and military dogs again, and his expression suddenly became unsightly.

"It's okay, I met a few friends." Anbu introduced, "This is my 'roommate', Jian Ningxuan."

The soldier said "Oh": "Roommate"~~

Jian Ningxuan stared at them blankly, and asked insincerely, "Let's eat together?"

"Oh, it's nothing." The soldiers said goodbye tactfully. Standing next to this man, it feels like the air is going to burn.

Just as the five people and five dogs turned around, Anbu found that Dajian and Chiya were also showing death energy one after another.

Her complexion is complete, what's going on? Are they about to encounter a collective accident? If so, why didn't those soldiers have death energy

"What's the matter?" Seeing An Bu's serious face, Jian Ningxuan followed her gaze and asked, "Are you interested in those military dogs?"

"No." An Bu looked away, turned around and took the lunch box from him, "Let's eat first."

Jian Ningxuan was silent for a moment, then suddenly asked: "Do you want to have a pet?"

Anbu replied bluntly: "I already have you, don't I? What kind of pet do I need?" A cat owner who can shine and glow, even if you give her 10 million bitcoins, you can consider it if you give her 10 million anger points .

Jian Ningxuan: "..."

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