My Corpse is Bohemian

Chapter 73: Dark Cuisine

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"Mr. Jian, what do you think I should name the studio to show its unique temperament?"

Jian Ningxuan expressed helplessness.

An Bu thought for a while: "Let's be straightforward, let's call it 'Dark Cuisine'."

She quickly completed the registration, applied to become an anchor, and opened a live broadcast room.

The review will take about a day. Anbu has rearranged his kitchen. The wallpaper, dining table, tableware, etc. are all indescribably weird. It looks like a dining place specially provided for non-human beings.

Then, Anbu took Jian Ningxuan out to buy and buy, and went shopping in the mall all afternoon. I tried several new dishes that night, no matter whether they were delicious or not, all of them entered the stomach of the cat owner.

The next day, the live broadcast room was opened, and Anbu decided to do the first live broadcast at 10 o'clock tonight. This time period is the time when night owls are struggling to eat or not to eat supper.

At around 9 o'clock in the evening, Jian Ningxuan knocked on the door of An Bu's room, and then pushed the door in. Seeing her sitting in front of the dressing table and putting on makeup, she whispered in her heart: You are already beautiful enough, you don't need to put on makeup, and you still want to be fascinated how many people

However, this idea collapsed when An Bu turned his head.

Jian Ningxuan couldn't believe what he saw. It was... a dramatic mask? ? ? It is also commonly known as the "painted face" facial makeup! The four colors of blue, red, black, and white are intertwined and intertwined with distinct layers, which is very eye-catching.

Although An Bu is color-blind, as long as you know what color you are using, you don't have to worry about drawing flowers like this kind of color block painting with templates.

Anbu put on another hairpin crown for himself, got up and turned around, and asked, "How is it? Are you handsome?"

Jian Ningxuan: "..." I can no longer describe my mood at the moment.

"Looking at your expression, I knew my live broadcast would be a big hit." An Bu smiled distortedly.

Jian Ningxuan: That's my facial muscles cramping, which gave you a wrong perception. Are you really planning to live broadcast food to others with this face? !

An Bu looked at the time: "It's almost 10 o'clock, and it's about to start."

As she spoke, she quickly walked out of the room and went straight to the kitchen. Jian Ningxuan also followed and stood quietly watching from the camera.

An Bu stepped into the live broadcast room, adjusted the camera, and then displayed the ingredients one by one on the dining table.

But after a while, a lost lamb strayed into the live broadcast room, saw Anbu's face suddenly, and immediately exclaimed: [Fuck, look back at the name of the live broadcast room, it is indeed a dark dish, not a drama performance!]

An Bu: "Welcome to the live broadcast room of Dark Cuisine, I am the anchor 'Xiao Hei'."

[Anchor, did you choose this name temporarily? Too much carelessness!]

This lost lamb decided to squat here, and called a few cronies over to join him. A few minutes later, more than a dozen people entered the deserted live broadcast room one after another. Without exception, they were all overwhelmed by An Bu's fresh and refined face.

An Bu: "It's the first live broadcast, please forgive me for any derailment. If you insist on refusing to forgive, then hit me with landmines until I change my mind."

[Hahaha, anchor, I just love to watch derailments, so I won't throw thunder at you.]

[Anchor, you don't need to wash your heart, I think you are a good comrade who got rid of vulgar interests.]

[All bigwigs in the opera world are calling for you!]

An Bu: "Okay, without further ado, the dark dish I'm going to make today is: Facebook rice balls."

[Anchor, are you going to make yourself into a rice ball? !]

[Anchor, don't get overthinking it! Even if you sacrifice your own face, it is impossible for your rice balls to be eaten.]

Anbu ignored them, washed his hands, took out the pre-made rice and minced meat, and nimbly rubbed out a human head with his ten fingers, with three-dimensional facial features and clear eyes. Then, using an edible coloring pen, carefully draw a face on the rice ball. This step is relatively simple, and An Bu only took five or six minutes to complete it.

The people in the live broadcast room were just watching the excitement and didn't pay too much attention to it, but the next performance made their jaws drop without warning.

Anbu took out a cucumber, cut off the end, and circled it a few times with a carving knife, as if by magic, a green hat was carved out in an instant, and then began to micro-carve the hat, with delicate patterns and smooth lines, In just a few minutes, a crown and hat were carved.

[666, the anchor's operation is too 6! ! !]

[Caught off guard, he was shown his face-carving skills.]

[No, anchor, what is wrong with you carving, why do you want to carve a green hat? ? ?]

An Bu put the hat on the fantuan's head, it was just the right size. Then, she picked up a cherry, and her fingers fluttered, and within a moment, a small rose flower took shape between her fingers, with layered petals, as thin as a veil, as if it was swaying in the wind.

[The wife is so beautiful! ! ! Crazy call the host!!!]

[Can you carve flowers on such a small cherry? Anchor, your fingers must be fine!]

[I thought I was just looking at a weird face, but I didn't expect her to be a master carver! This inversion confuses me a bit.]

The mentally handicapped man donated a bicycle as a reward.

The poor guy who was not short of money gave him a motorcycle as a reward.

The braised mermaid tipped a bumper car.

An Bu used cherries, radishes, and papayas to carve four or five flowers, large and small, and inserted toothpicks into the cucumber caps as decorations, and then pasted a few silver fish fillets the size of fingernails. Finally, take out some seaweed and wrap it on both sides of the face to make it look more vivid and three-dimensional.

After finishing all this, An Bu pushed the dinner plate under the camera so that everyone could see it more clearly.

On the black dinner plate, lay a painted face with brows and brows, wearing a green cucumber hat, with three-color flowers inserted, sashimi dotted, seaweed on the face, a magical combination, a strange beauty, and Ambuna The faces complement each other, which actually made many people have an appetite.

[Anchor, as a dark cuisine, your appearance is obviously not up to standard.]

[That's right, anchor, I won't reward you for not doing well enough.]

[The essence of dark cuisine is to make people feel infinitely nauseated, and it is their responsibility to disgust all living beings.]

[Seconded!]

Anbu: "The essence of dark cuisine is not only to make people feel sick, but more importantly, to eat. Do you know what I put in the rice ball?"

Everyone asked what it was.

Anbu: "Chaotian pepper soaked in tamales, served with mustard sauce, one bite, it is absolutely sour."

A piece of "666" floated on the screen immediately.

At this time, someone suddenly asked: [By the way, anchor, who do you plan to give this rice ball to?]

Jian Ningxuan was also watching the live broadcast. Hearing this question, he immediately prepared to run away, but Anbu had already called him out first: "My dear, this is the Facebook rice ball I made for you. Come and taste it."

[puff! Point wax for the host's boyfriend.]

[A male friend is to contribute his stomach to a female friend at a critical moment.]

[A real man must dare to face dark cooking! Come on man, you can do it.]

Jian Ningxuan walked over under An Bu's gaze, and took the plate from her hand with difficulty.

"By the way, this dish also has a name called "Bao Zang Huan Xin"." An Bu added.

[Anchor, is it really okay for you to say blatantly that you have evil intentions?]

[Not only harboring evil intentions, but also wearing a cuckold, anchor, you are too cruel to your boyfriend!]

[If I were the anchor's boyfriend, I would never eat it!]

[Anchor, turn the camera around, I want to see your boyfriend eat up, no, eat up.]

Anbu naturally wouldn't listen to them, but said: "His stomach is already suffering, you guys should at least let him keep his face."

There was a "ha ha ha ha" and a row of candles on the screen.

Jian Ningxuan picked up the rice ball and took a tentative bite. Ok? There is no spiciness, only rich meat and full sauce, delicious!

He looked up at An Bu, who returned him a sweet and indulgent smile.

Seeing Anbu's distorted grimace, everyone in the live broadcast room mourned for her boyfriend in silence.

[It's pitiful, such a good young man was ruined by a love that harbored evil intentions.]

[Seeing the anchor's smile, I couldn't help but feel a tight cock for her boyfriend.]

[Anchor, please be sure to stay with your boyfriend forever, and don't come out to harm other men again!]

An Bu will not tell them the truth, and wait for them to experiment to harm others.

While eating rice balls, the cat owner looked at these stupid humans coldly.

"Okay, today's live broadcast ends here, thank you for your support, see you tomorrow at 10 o'clock." The first live broadcast gained 43 fans and 5 points of anger, which is not bad.

An Bu exited the live broadcast room, and asked the cat owner with a smile, "Is it delicious?"

Jian Ningxuan nodded, only a few toothpicks were left on the dinner plate, even the green cucumber hat was eaten.

You can tell how much he likes him by looking at the radiance on his body.

An Bu cleaned up the kitchen, copied the live video recorded just now into the computer, went back to the room, and started writing a diary.

Yesterday, she took the time to look through the recent photo album and diary, which probably made up for the recently lost memory, but she didn't have time to remember the hot spring villa, so she didn't know, and continued to record today, and the forgotten part in the middle was temporarily vacated.

After writing it down, Jian Ningxuan walked into the room and handed Anbu a box.

An Bu opened it and found that it was a new mobile phone, which was newly activated. She glances at him, wondering if he picked it at random, or because he investigated Shin-ki's relationship with her before.

Turning on the phone, An Bu saved the phone number again, and the cat owner's name was at the top.

At this moment, Jian Ningxuan's cell phone rang suddenly, he glanced at it, and pressed it off without hesitation. But after a while, the phone rang again, Jian Ningxuan pressed it off again, and then swiped a few times to put that person into the blacklist.

"What's wrong? Who called?" Anbu asked curiously.

Jian Ningxuan showed her the call record.

"Ge Liwei?" An Bu read the name again, "Who is he?"

After asking, I immediately remembered the contents of the diary I read before. This man is Jian Ningxuan's uncle.

Jian Ningxuan typed two words on the phone: Uncle.

An Bu thought that the reason why he went to Jian Ningxuan was because of Ge Tingting's affairs. His "fake death" this time seemed to be related to this girl, but he didn't know the details.

Jian Ningxuan's face was sullen, and she didn't intend to talk deeply.

Anbu didn't want to talk about it either, so he changed the subject and said, "Mr. Jian, can't you talk yet?"

Jian Ningxuan moved her lips, but couldn't make a sound.

An Bu patted him: "It's okay, the doctor told you to relax and go out more. So, let's go out to play tomorrow?"

Jian Ningxuan: Where are you going

An Bu thought for a while: "Fishing at sea?"

Jian Ningxuan nodded in agreement.

It is estimated that even if he is taken to the primeval forest to see the savages, he will not object.

The next day, the two went out early. Came to the beach, hired a fishing boat, went straight to the embrace of the sea

The two rented the captain's fishing gear, sat leisurely on the deck, and watched the sea while fishing.

At this time, Jian Ningxuan suddenly handed her the mobile phone, which said: Competition

Anbu wanted to refuse at first, but then he changed his mind and said, "The competition is fine, but the rules need to be changed."

Jian Ningxuan: How to change it

"Compared with who catches less fish."

Jian Ningxuan: "..."

"How is it?" Anbu looked at him with a smile.

Jian Ningxuan nodded: That's the comparison.

Therefore, under the premise of normal fishing, the two caught less fish than anyone else.

As a result, Jian Ningxuan was possessed like a sea god, and the fish tribes fought bravely to bite his hook, but Anbu, on the other hand, was calm and indifferent, standing still.

The captain was also dumbfounded, and praised Jian Ningxuan for his superb fishing skills.

Jian Ningxuan who has never fished before: "..." Why

Anbu said with a smile: "Mr. Jian, congratulations, you have lit up a new skill."

Jian Ningxuan looked at her puzzled. The distance between the two is only two or three meters, so why is there such a big gap

He cast the line again and was going to try again.

An Bu: Fortunately, he only uses ordinary bait. If it is a high-end bait, he might even be able to catch a golden octopus.

Jian Ningxuan has a pure yang energy on his body, which is extremely attractive to most creatures. It's a pity that his physique is too special, high temperature and high temperature, it is difficult for ordinary land creatures to get close, but sea creatures are not affected.

An Bu is the opposite of him, his corpse will only attract similar creatures.

While thinking about it, An Bu's fishing line suddenly stretched.

Jian Ningxuan's eyes lit up, and he cast an eager look at her, urging her to pull the hook.

An Bu was also very puzzled, which fish would bite her hook without eyes

Quickly retracting the fishing line, the fish that An Bu caught gradually emerged from the water. This is a large gray-brown fish with a flat head and a column-like body with yellowish-white powdery fine lines. It has no pectoral or pelvic fins and looks a bit disgusting.

"I'll go, how did you catch this thing?" The captain's face changed slightly when he saw the fish.

Anbu was silent.

Jian Ningxuan looked at the captain in puzzlement.

The captain explained: "This kind of fish is called 'oil cone', and it feeds on dead carrion. Wherever it appears, corpses are usually found. The meat of oil cones is fresh and tender, and it has cosmetic effects, but we fishermen don't like to catch them very much. .”

Jian Ningxuan frowned, with a look of rejection on his face.

Anbu fished it calmly, put it in the bucket, and said with a smile, "Tonight's dark food has been settled."

Jian Ningxuan: "..." Are you afraid that your fans will kill you

Wait a minute, after the finished product comes out, he will be the one to test the dishes! This kind of thing, no matter how delicious it is, he doesn't want to eat it!

Jian Ningxuan began to express her condolences for her stomach...