My Corpse is Bohemian

Chapter 78: Four days in the wild (2)

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Just as Anbu was broadcasting the live broadcast here, the foreigners in the camp on the other side glanced at this side with a bit of disapproval on their faces. One of the men with a big nose smiled and said: "It seems that the people of country Z regard survival in the wild as a We went on an outing, and saw that they were weak and unruly, they couldn't even set up a tent, and they were interested in live broadcasting."

"Hahaha, I bet they won't last for 2 days." The tattooed man sitting on the ground teased while cutting a wooden stick with a dagger.

Several people around laughed, and even started betting happily. They spoke E language, and they didn't deliberately lower their voices. Anbu who was not far away could hear it clearly, but she didn't care. Compared with foreigners who like sports and adventure, people from country Z have far more experience in wild survival. Insufficient, this is the difference caused by living habits. When the adventure sports gradually flourish in the future, survival skills can always be improved.

As long as these foreigners have no obvious discrimination and malice, An Buquan should not have heard this kind of irony and humor.

However, she didn't care, and the audience in the live broadcast room quit. Several of them were proficient in E language. Although they couldn't hear it clearly, a few unfriendly words here and there were enough for them to make up a big drama.

[Anchor, those crooked nuts behind you are casting mocking skills on us!]

[wipe! Even look down on us, do you really think there is no one in our country Z?]

[Anchor, quickly release your boyfriend and kill them!]

[Do it! ! !]

An Bu: "Don't worry, let's eat first. If we fight with them in a few words, doesn't it seem that we are too impatient? Let's go, let's find some fresh ingredients first. Since it is survival in the wild, we should naturally ground material."

Anbu got up and walked towards the forest, Jian Ningxuan followed her closely with her mobile phone.

[Anchor, is there anything delicious around here?]

An Bu: "The location of the camp is not deep enough, and there are not many edible wild vegetables. When I came here just now, I found Chinese toon, purslane and Sophora japonica, and I went back to the river to catch a few fish. Today's dinner has landed."

[Anchor, are you sure you can catch the fish? What if you can't catch it?]

An Bu: "If you can't catch it, then find some insects and make a hodgepodge of insects."

[There was an abnormal shake on the screen just now, I guess the anchor's boyfriend felt the powerful power from the insect hodgepodge.]

[Hahaha, poor boyfriend, this time we are going to taste the real gathering of heroes.]

At this time, a viewer in the live broadcast room suddenly reminded loudly: [Anchor! Look at the front left, there seems to be a snake! ! !]

Hearing this, An Bu turned his head and looked forward to the left. Sure enough, he saw a snake about 2 meters long over there, curled up, with its head up, facing this side vigilantly.

Jian Ningxuan took a step forward and blocked Anbu behind him.

Anbu patted him on the back and comforted him: "This is a black snake, it's not poisonous."

Regardless of whether it is poisonous or not, Jian Ningxuan will not let it get close to Anbu.

An Bu said again: "With this snake, there is no need to catch fish."

What's the meaning? !

Jian Ningxuan and everyone in the live broadcast room had a thought at the same time: If you don't catch fish, are you going to catch snakes? ?

Anbu bypassed Jian Ningxuan and walked straight towards the snake.

Before Jian Ningxuan could stop her, she was already squatting less than one meter away from the snake.

[Anchor, take it easy!]

[Anchor, don't be impulsive!]

[Anchor, how are you going to catch the snake?]

[Anchor, as long as you catch this snake, I will immediately send three aircraft carriers.]

Anbu ignored the crowd, raised his left hand, and waved it slowly in front of the snake to attract its attention, then suddenly made a move, slapped the snake's head with his palm, and moved his right hand at the same time, quickly grabbed its neck, relaxed and freehand. Lift it up.

The whole process took only 20 seconds, and everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned, and it ended before finishing a few words.

An Bu held the writhing snake, faced the camera, smiled and said, "Tonight's staple food is this."

[Fuck, grab the snake with your bare hands, the anchor is a real hero!]

[Master anchor, please don't accept my knee carelessly!]

[To be honest, you must have practiced Iron Sand Palm and White Bone Claw, anchor.]

[Anchor, you are definitely a master of women's clothing! This instant shooting hand speed is obviously practiced.]

[No nonsense, three aircraft carriers.]

Jian Ningxuan looked at An Bu with a smile on his face, and his nervousness gradually calmed down. Although he was a little annoyed by her boldness, he felt extremely happy seeing her in such high spirits.

Neither wanting her to get hurt, nor wanting to restrain her too much, Jian Ningxuan's mood is really contradictory.

Then, Anbu picked a few more purslane and Sophora oleracea flowers, and then returned to the camp with Jian Ningxuan.

When the team leader Zhao Kaihe saw them coming back, he was about to remind them not to act without authorization, but he caught a glimpse of the snake in An Bu's hand, and immediately swallowed back the words.

Seeing that Anbu was carrying a snake, several foreigners couldn't help whistling, but they didn't feel any fuss. As long as they have the right tools, it's not difficult to catch a non-venomous snake. However, they don't know that Anbu does not use tools at all, and it is completely manual operation, which is not something ordinary people can do.

Anbu went to the river to process the ingredients, and when he came back, the water in the pot was half boiled. Anbu put the sliced snake meat and snake skin in hot water, and then poured out the water, boiled another pot of boiling water, put the snake meat into the pot, and boiled it slowly. The remaining snake skin is skewered on a wooden stick, grilled by the fire, sprinkled with seasonings, baked until the snake skin is scorched and rolled out of oil, and coated with the juice from the Sophora japonica flower, and the alternative skewered snake skin is made .

Although the appearance is too ugly to describe in words, most of the live broadcast room want to try it! However, they could only watch helplessly as Anbu handed the snakeskin skewers to Jian Ningxuan. After a minute or two, there was only a wooden stick left.

[Ah, I think so too!]

[The male friend of the anchor, is it delicious?]

Jian Ningxuan expressed her affirmation of it with a cold "um".

"Although the conditions are simple, the taste of wild snakes should be pretty good. If you are interested, you can go to the game to try it yourself."

While explaining, An Bu threw pagoda flower petals and purslane into the soup pot, added salt, and simmered with the snake meat. After a while, a pot of simple and crude snake meat clear soup was completed. It was steaming and fragrant. The overflow caused everyone in the camp to look sideways.

Naturally, the task of tasting dishes was handed over to Jian Ningxuan, who had no "stomach".

After he took a sip, Anbu asked the question that everyone in the studio wanted to ask: "How does it taste?"

Jian Ningxuan calmly spit out two words: "Not bad."

[Boyfriend, do you dare to say one more word!]

Jian Ningxuan: "Not bad."

[! ! !]

[Hahahaha... It is visually estimated that the anchor's boyfriend is a cold-hearted and black-bellied type.]

An Bu described it for him: "The fragrance of Sophora japonica, the nutrition of purslane and the natural game are integrated into the snake soup. The taste is indescribable. Please make up your own mind."

The previous sentence still seems to be the same thing, but the style of painting changes suddenly after that.

"Excuse me, excuse me." At this moment, a foreign man with a tattoo on his arm came over, holding a stainless steel bowl in his hand, and smiled at Bubu An, "Girl, I don't know if the snake soup you made can be used." Can't I have a taste?"

[Reject, must refuse!]

[They satirized our country Z before, but now they come to beg for food and tell him: get out!]

The tattooed man posed a poss to the camera unabashedly, and greeted with a smile: "Hi everyone, my name is 'Joy'."

[Okay you big bastard!]

[Hi, my name is 'I'm mad at you'.]

[Hey, nibble, take off the car door.]

Relying on people's incomprehension, everyone in the live broadcast room showed off their Mandarin.

An Bu replied in E language: "Hi, if you don't dislike it, please feel free to taste it."

"Thank you." Joey was not polite, and immediately filled a bowl of soup and added a piece of snake meat. He tried the temperature, then raised his head and took a big sip.

In the next second, his three-dimensional face was distorted beyond human shape, and he looked like he was about to vomit in pain.

[Hahahahaha... He let me know the taste of this pot of soup very vividly.]

[Hahaha, I accepted this emoticon package.]

[Without an indestructible stomach, it is really beyond self-control to dare to taste the dark food of the anchor.]

[No wonder the anchor agreed so readily, so he was waiting here.]

[Strange, didn't the host's boyfriend say he was good?]

[Is the upstairs stupid? Is the black hole stomach of the people of Z country that is invulnerable to all poisons comparable to crooked nuts?]

[What the upstairs said is true.]

Joey looked at An Bu resentfully, not understanding why a beautiful girl would cook such anti-human food.

Anbu said to him in E language without changing his face: "Joy, there must be people with strange tastes among your companions, why don't you take a bowl back and give them a taste?"

At first, Joey didn't understand the deep meaning of her words, and said bluntly and politely: "No, I think they..."

[Joy Xiansen, there is a saying in country Z that "the joy of poison is not as good as the joy of all", and it is wrong to eat alone.]

[Yeah, the so-called "snakes share, rotten ones", you really don't want them to taste this unique delicacy?]

[Joy, did you make it? The anchor in front of you is the famous gourmet queen in our big Z country. It is a rare opportunity to taste the food made by her. Shouldn't you share it with your friends?]

The viewers who are proficient in E language in the live broadcast room began to interpret the idioms of Z country in a fancy way, earnestly and kindly.

Joey was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "You are right, I should let my friends also taste this 'delicious'."

With that said, he asked for An Bu's opinion, and took away half a pot of snake soup.

A few minutes later, there was a sound of spraying juice one after another in the foreign camp, and then Joey was met with a brutal group of P.

Everyone in the live broadcast room rolled the screen with laughter.

[The anchor's dark cooking is so cruel.]

[The anchor's male friend has such a strong stomach.]

[For the anchor and the anchor's boyfriend, remember it in one word: Steady!]