My Corpse is Bohemian

Chapter 81: Four days in the wild (five)

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The sky was getting dark, and Zhao Kaihe, who went out to look for Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan, hadn't returned yet, and the foreigners were already clamoring: "Hey, guys, are our ingredients ready? It's almost 7 o'clock, and we haven't eaten yet." .”

Zhong Rui exchanged glances with the people around him, then took out his mobile phone and called Zhao Kaihe, the call ended in less than 2 minutes.

"How?" Chihuahua asked.

Zhong Rui's expression remained unchanged: "Cheng Dan hurt her leg, brother Zhao will drive back with her on his back, it will take about tens of minutes."

"Where's Zhang Yinjie? Isn't Cheng Dan his girlfriend? Why do you ask Brother Zhao to carry her?" Tai Chu didn't like this person.

"Zhang Yinjie's eyes were stung by a wild bee, so he is inconvenient to move."

"Hahaha, you deserve it." Chihuahua and Taichu couldn't help laughing.

But then they pushed hard again. They agreed to deliver the ingredients at 7 o'clock, and now they have to postpone it. Those foreigners don't think they are looking for excuses to delay deliberately, do they

Just thinking about it, Joey walked over with two companions and smiled: "We're here to get the spoils."

Zhong Rui hesitated and said, "I'm sorry, there was a little accident on our side, please wait for a few more minutes."

"I'm talking about you," a big black man on the left of Joey said dissatisfiedly, "Can you be more straightforward? You are procrastinating, just like girls."

Tang Weilan, the only woman present, took a step forward and said aggressively, "What's wrong with girls? Can't girls be happy? I told you to wait a while and you'll be fine. Why are there so many nonsense? I heard about your competition." , relying on your own rich experience to bully a group of novices, you have the nerve to show off!"

Tang Weiran's E accent was strong, and the foreigners were stunned when they heard it, but they were overwhelmed by her aura.

Zhong Rui and the others secretly gave this handsome lady a thumbs up.

Joey laughed and said: "The beauty is right, we are too impatient, so let's wait a little longer, I believe you Z country people are still very honest."

While talking, there was a sound of caressing leaves from the forest. Everyone followed the sound and saw two figures slowly appearing in their sight.

"Anbu, Jian Ningxuan, you..." The voice suddenly stopped, Zhong Rui stared at them blankly, and forgot the words for a while.

Jian Ningxuan is holding a folding bucket in one hand and a tree branch in the other, a big bag on his shoulders, strings of wild vegetables hanging on his waist, and a handful of mosquito repellent grass in his hat. demeanor.

An Bu is similar to him, from head to toe, he returned with a full load.

She glanced around the camp and asked, "Where's Brother Zhao?"

"Brother Zhao went to pick up Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan, and he won't be back until later." Zhong Rui and the others kept looking at the ingredients they collected.

"Haha, it seems that you have already prepared all the ingredients, and you have done a good job." Joey walked up to Jian Ningxuan with a smile on his face, quite satisfied with the ingredients they collected.

An Bu looked at Zhong Rui: "How is your harvest?"

Zhong Rui pointed to the ground: "It's all here."

An Bu said, "Let's keep these for ourselves. We have prepared the ingredients for foreigners."

Zhong Rui and the others were surprised: "Have you prepared all the ingredients for 11 of them?"

Anbu nodded with a smile.

Joey didn't understand Z Wen, so he thought they were counting the ingredients and planned to hand them over to them together, but Anbu took off the pocket tied next to Jian Ningxuan's backpack and handed it to him: "This is the bet you won."

Joey took the pocket suspiciously, and found that it was quite heavy. He put it on the ground, opened the pocket and looked inside, and his face immediately became weird. His companions also came over curiously to have a look, but without exception, they "turned pale".

"Rats?" The big black stared at An Bu in disbelief, "You actually gave us a bag of rats?"

"This is a mountain mouse, rich in nutrition and delicious in taste. Each one weighs more than a catty, which should be enough to pay your bet." The rope trap set up by Anbu was originally intended to catch rabbits, but in the end it caught them More than a dozen mountain rats came out in groups to look for food.

"No, no, no, we don't eat rats!" Several foreigners waved their hands again and again, their faces full of disgust, as if they saw something terrible.

"Are you sure you don't want it?" Seeing their resolute attitude, Anbu took another pocket from Jian Ningxuan's backpack and handed it over, "What about this one? Do you want it?"

This pocket is filled with various insects, and they are more receptive to incompetence. Strictly speaking, these people are just extreme sports players, not wild survival masters. Every time they go camping, they will prepare enough compressed food or buy it locally. The reason why they ask people from country Z to help them find ingredients is just to have some fun. For non-mainstream ingredients such as mountain rats and insects, most people are afraid to eat them.

Anbu said lightly: "These are all good ingredients. If you don't want them, the remaining wild vegetables, berries, fish and shrimp will not be enough."

Joey turned around to discuss with a few companions, and finally said: "OK, we only need wild vegetables, berries, fish and shrimp, no matter how much, you have completed the bet."

Zhong Rui and the others said "yeah" at the same time, with joy on their faces.

Anbu looked at them regretfully: You lost 100 million, do you know

She didn't say much, and gathered the wild vegetables, fish and shrimp they collected with Zhong Rui and the others, and handed them all over to the group of foreigners.

Jian Ningxuan sat beside An Bu in silence, watching her light the fire and boil the water.

Anbu glanced at him and teased, "Your fish is gone."

Jian Ningxuan had an expression of "the baby is not happy".

An Bu comforted: "It's okay, I will make something more delicious than fish."

Jian Ningxuan: Be nice and wait for ing...

Anbu found a flat stone from nearby, cleaned it, put it next to the fire to bake, then took out a few mountain mice from the sack on the ground, took a knife, and went to the river to deal with it, and waited for her to come back At that time, Zhao Kaihe, Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan all came back, and they also brought back some wild vegetables and berries.

Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan went out for a walk casually, but one had a swollen face and the other had a sprained leg, which was quite miserable. At this time, they no longer had the arrogance they had before, and their heads drooped listlessly.

Anbu greeted Zhao Kaihe, then flattened the processed mountain rat meat, placed it on a hot stone slab, and then began to clean the insects.

Others in the camp were not idle either, they were busy cooking. All their ingredients were handed over to foreigners, and they could only eat compressed food.

"Hi, Anbu." Tang Weilan came over, holding a package of dried vegetables and a few packets of seasonings in her hand, and discussed, "Can I taste your food later? I'll use this in exchange."

An Bu smiled and said, "You don't need to change it, you can eat whatever you want. The ingredients collected today belong to everyone, and you can come and eat as long as you want."

"Thank you then. However, you should keep these things, maybe they will be useful." Tang Weilan still stuffed the things in her hand to Anbu.

"Okay, thank you." Anbu noticed that there were several kinds of seasonings sent by Tang Weilan, and they were really useful, so he didn't refuse any more.

At this time, the mountain rat meat was half-cooked, so Anbu turned it over a few times with a knife, coated it with sesame oil, and continued to roast. The cleaned insects were then skewered on wooden skewers and placed on a homemade grill.

The mountain rat meat was roasted back and forth between the hot stone slab and the firewood, the skin was gradually browned, and the oil was sizzling, and a strong meaty aroma was diffused, attracting everyone's attention. At the same time, the insects on the wooden sticks were also cooked, but few people dared to eat them.

Tang Weilan, however, was fearless, took a bunch from Anbu's hand, bit off one without hesitation, and started chewing, seeing everyone's chrysanthemums tighten, and secretly praised the real man.

Jian Ningxuan hesitated for a long time, but finally gave up challenging this kind of insect meat.

Anbu cut the roasted mountain rat meat into strips with a knife, skewered them one by one, and fed them to the hungry cat owner.

Jian Ningxuan has no objection to the mountain rat meat, and eats it with greasiness in his mouth, radiant and radiant. Seeing this scene, many people couldn't sit still, and came to beg for food one after another. After overcoming the initial psychological barrier, everyone couldn't stop talking about mountain rat meat, and some of them even ate a few roasted insects.

The foreigners who were processing wild vegetables and compressed food not far away could not help but look here frequently when they smelled the strong aroma.

In this setting, a delicious roast is simply too much to resist.

Looking at the skewers of grilled mountain rat meat, Joey couldn't help but regret that the big bag of mountain rat meat originally belonged to them! They had obviously won the bet, but why were they the ones who were aggrieved in the end? Now there is no joy that a winner should have, okay

They had lost face to the people of country Z before, and now they would be too embarrassed to go over and brush their faces, and could only watch them enjoying the barbecue feast.

An Bu was very busy, taking care of the remaining mountain rats one by one, roasting them, feeding them, and feeding them. The meat she distributed to the cat owner was neatly cut, and the others were not treated so well, so they had to tear it up by themselves.

This is the difference between a domestic cat with a shit shoveler and a wild cat without a shit shoveler.

After eating the mountain rat meat, An Bu made a pot of soup with wild vegetables and berries brought back by Zhao Kaihe to neutralize the greasyness.

After eating a feast of wild game, the relationship between the people became much closer, and they chatted everywhere. Only Zhang Yinjie and Cheng Dan were ignored, and they nested pitifully in the corner.

Snapped! Chihuahua suddenly slapped himself, a mosquito died under his palm, and a red envelope appeared on his face.

"Tsk, there are so many mosquitoes in the wild." Tai Chu stretched out his arm, "Look, I was also bitten several times."

"Using mosquito repellent doesn't work, these guys must be fine." Chihuahua looked at the others, they all had red envelopes left by mosquitoes more or less on their bodies, especially Zhang Yinjie was the worst.

Immediately, his eyes fell on Jian Ningxuan and An Bu who were far away from the crowd, and he found a strange phenomenon. On the side near Jian Ningxuan, there were swarms of mosquitoes, and on the side near Anbu, there was not a single mosquito. The two were clearly leaning on each other, but the target of the mosquitoes was very clear. What's even more strange was that Jian Ningxuan, who was set on fire by the mosquitoes, did not Traces of bites.

If he got closer, he would find that there was already a large area of mosquitoes lying on the ground on Jian Ningxuan's side, all of which were dizzy from heat. Mosquitoes follow light and heat, but Jian Ningxuan's body temperature is too high for mosquitoes, so he has his own insect repellent buff. Anbu is the complete opposite of Jian Ningxuan. She has no body temperature, no breathing, no sweat stains, no bloody smell, and no active elements that make mosquitoes sense her, so most of the time they turn a blind eye to her.

Chihuahua didn't think deeply about the visions of Jian Ningxuan and An Bu, but just secretly admired them, and then stopped paying attention.

Everyone chatted until after nine o'clock, and the interest remained undiminished. Zhao Kaihe had to interrupt: "Tomorrow, I plan to go to Chunshui River for diving training. Everyone go to bed early, and get enough energy for tomorrow's activities."

Everyone echoed and dispersed, each returning to the tent.

The next day, the group of foreigners still set off one step ahead of everyone else, and their destination was also Chunshui River, and they also went for a snorkeling trip.

This time, both sides have settled down quite a bit, without provocation or trouble, and kept an appropriate distance amicably.

Anbu, however, cheered up, because Zhong Rui's dead breath was today, and there were only six or seven hours left at most. During this time, she planned to follow him closely.

"What are you looking at?" Jian Ningxuan couldn't help asking seeing Anbu staring at the man named "Zhong Rui" intently. It's not jealousy, it's just pure curiosity, because he is so confident in the shit-shoveling officer's love for him, those ordinary (foolish) husbands (stupid) vulgar (human) sons (humans) outside can't get into her eyes at all.

"I'll do the calculations with my fingers, and this person will suffer a bloody disaster today." Anbu asserted solemnly.

Originally it was just a joke, but Jian Ningxuan's reaction was unexpected.

"So, are you going to save someone again?" The words were spoken very fluently, and the eyes that looked at An Bu were also very deep.

An Bu Shocked.jpg: The cat master can't be so smart!

"If you have to do it, I'll help you." Although she didn't understand it very well, Jian Ningxuan was willing to share it with her, both happiness and danger. Instead of letting her avoid her sight and act alone, it is better to let her live without scruples where she can see.

Anbu hugged Jian Ningxuan, raised his head and smiled and said, "Mr. Jian, you are so caring."

Jian Ningxuan had a natural expression on his face.

"However, Mr. Jian, how much has your survival skill been lit up?" An Bu said seriously, "I can go to heaven and go to hell. I can turn clouds with my left hand and rain with my right hand. I can do anything. If you want to help me , at least learn the most important one!"

Jian Ningxuan: "Which one?"

"Man, work, exhale, inhale!"