My Daily Cultivation Life with a Clumsy Female Disciple

Chapter 75: What the fucking hell is a fucking surprise

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After resting in the military camp for a night, Qin Ran returned to Daojianmen with Long Qiqi and Li Shiyin early the next morning.

"Where is my brother?" Li Shiyin couldn't help but ask when she saw that Li Shiwen didn't come to see her off.

"I'm drunk." Qin Ran said.

"So you drank behind my back last night?" Li Shiyin asked in surprise. How could these two people get together

Qin Ran glanced at her. What did he mean by carrying her on his back? That was a weird word...

The fairy horses were very fast. They set out from the military camp in the morning and arrived at Daojianmen in the evening.

As they got closer to Daojianmen, Li Shiyin's solemn expression relaxed. When she saw the misty mountain towering inside Daojianmen from afar, she pointed at the shorter and fatter mountain excitedly and shouted to Qin Ran:

“Master… that’s Danfeng!”

Qin Ran was also very happy that he finally got home.

The air in Liben Mountain is hot and turbid, and the breath is full of sulfur. The temperature is always as hot as a steamer. Is it a place where people can live? How can it be a paradise for monks

When I was in Daojianmen, I felt that this and that aspect of Daojianmen were not good. Danfeng was so desolate, poor and dilapidated. But when I really went outside and came back, I realized that Danfeng was the sacred place of immortals.

"Yes!" he exclaimed, even his silly disciple could recognize Danfeng.

Li Shiyin looked at Qin Ran and said with a smile, "Then Master... I'll go back first!"

"What?" Qin Ran didn't understand at first.

Then Li Shiyin took out the Qingxing Sword, drove it, and floated it in front. She flew up and stepped on it, jumping directly from the horse to the flying sword.

"Master, please bring my horse back as well." She left this sentence and flew towards Danfeng.

"Hey! Be careful!" Qin Ran saw that she was so anxious and hurriedly reminded her.

But it was too late. Li Shiyin was so fast that she crashed into the Daojianmen's mountain protection formation.

“Oh…” Qin Ran slapped his head. That’s right, this was still the confused and stupid apprentice.

Li Shiyin was knocked unconscious, covering her head, feeling a little embarrassed. She looked around quickly, but didn't see anyone nearby, so she quickly flew inside...

"Bang!" Then she crashed into the mountain protection formation again.

Li Shiyin had a headache. She held her head with both hands and rubbed it gently. When she lowered her head, she found that many people at the mountain gate below were looking up at her, pointing and laughing. She felt a little embarrassed.

, and flew forward in a hurry...

"when… "

She once again ran into the mountain protection formation.

"Who is breaking into the formation here?!" Deep voices suddenly came from the mountain protection formation. The elders guarding the mountain gate were alarmed by Li Shiyin.

“Identity token…” Qin Ran, who couldn’t bear to watch from a distance, had to remind loudly.

"Oh... yes!" Li Shiyin then hurriedly took out her identity token. She poured her magic power into the token, and the identity token emitted a beam of light, which opened a hole in the mountain protection formation.

"No one is breaking into the formation, no one is breaking into the formation!" She shouted twice, and flew into the mountain gate through the opening on her sword.

"Ah..." Qin Ran and Long Qiqi shook their heads at the same time.

"Is this your disciple?" Long Qiqi asked, "How could a shrewd and calculating vixen like you have such a reckless and foolish disciple?"

“Now I will teach you the first lesson of being a human being…” Qin Ran and Long Qiqi said, “People always like things they don’t have, always seek what they lack, and prefer things that complement them.”

Long Qiqi nodded thoughtfully.

Qin Ran looked down at her and asked, "Can you ride a horse?"

"No..." What a psycho! She was a snake and a monster before. How could she learn to ride a horse in the primeval forest

"Come over there, I'll teach you." Qin Ran said, pointing to the white horse left by Li Shiyin, looking like a master of equestrianism.

Long Qiqi had no choice but to show him his little arms and legs, staring with his snake eyes and asked: "Do you think I can ride a horse like this?"

"Ahem! No... Can't I?" Qin Ran coughed dryly and complimented, "You are a demon, you are not an ordinary person."

Long Qiqi liked such compliments very much. She jumped out of Qin Ran's arms and came to the fairy horse.

Her short legs couldn't reach the stirrups, and her short arms couldn't reach the reins, so she held the horse's neck to get the reins. The fairy horse was a little frightened because of her snake demon's breath, so she was also a little panicked while holding the reins. When she panicked, the fairy horse became even more panicked.

"How...how do I ride?" she asked, already stuttering out of nervousness.

"That's it..."

Kieran raised the reins, but before he could finish his words, the fairy horse rushed out in panic.

"… Sample."

Qin Ran finished his words and watched the fairy horse move forward.

He ran out and quickly drove his horse to catch up.

"Ahh... help... me!" Long Qiqi's cry for help spread far away.

As night fell, Qin Ran led the bruised and battered Long Qiqi through the ancient forest trail outside Danfeng's residence and came to the grass, in front of the wooden house, and by the creek.

He took a deep breath of the fresh air at home. Home is still the best place. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart with double TM sentences: "I will never go out again! This TM world is too TM dangerous!"

Before he finished sighing, a voice came from the other side. It was the voice of the silly apprentice. She whimpered, "Master... Go into the room and see what Zhuifeng has done!"

Why is the accent so strange? Qin Ran was puzzled and looked over. He saw the silly apprentice leaning on the rocking chair in front of the wooden house, chewing a big crisp pear in his hand, his cheeks puffy, and talking to him with a gloating smile.

"What happened to Zhuifeng?" Qin Ran suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Go into the room and take a look yourself..." Li Shiyin rocked back and forth in the rocking chair and pointed toward the back.

"Who is Zhuifeng?" Long Qiqi asked.

Qin Ran felt a great sense of crisis in his heart. He did not answer her. He quickly dismounted and rushed into the house.

Long Qiqi jumped off the horse carefully and limped towards Li Shiyin. She smelled a dangerous breath in the air and asked Li Shiyin again, "Who is Zhuifeng?"

"A stupid cat." Li Shiyin replied. She looked at Long Qiqi carefully and found that Long Qiqi was covered with wounds, with a bruised face and nose.

Long Qiqi was fine when she left, how come she became like this? She frowned and asked, "How did you become like this?"

"Cat?" Long Qiqi didn't want to answer her. She was more concerned about the dangerous smell in the air because it made her feel uneasy. "Is it a demon too?!"

"It's not a demon... it's a cat, a big cat." Li Shiyin gestured with the big pear, looked at the horse that Long Qiqi jumped off, and asked with a sly smile, "Did you fall off the horse?"

Long Qiqi pretended not to hear and asked again: "It's not an ordinary cat!"

"It's just a stupid cat..." Li Shiyin said.

At this time, there was finally movement in the room. Qin Ran's voice of pain came out, and he yelled: "Zhuifeng!!!"

The sound shattered the night sky and struck the starry sky!

Li Shiyin breathed a sigh of relief and patted her chest. It was good that she could roar out. She was really worried that her master would not be able to catch his breath and would be angry to death.