My Daoist Life

Chapter 272: Only little girls are hard to care for

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After the military training was over, various groups and fellow villagers were eager to recruit people. I am not interested in these things at all.

"Huang Jingyang, don't you join the Wushu Association? You are so good at kung fu, isn't it good to join the Wushu Association?" Li Chaoyong asked.

"The other martial arts associations are Taekwondo, Sanda, etc. What can I do to join in the fun?" I laughed.

"Then if we don't join any association, won't it make us look out of date?" Li Chaoyong asked.

"If you're afraid of falling behind, you should quickly find an association to offer yourself up. I won't join you anyway." Mine won't be fooled by him. He made it clear that he wanted to drag me to join the association.

"Actually, I want to join the dance association. The dance of the dance. I heard from the seniors that there are big beauties in it. I thought, if we can join the dance association, it will be much easier to find a girlfriend in the future." Li Chaoyong finally revealed him. the original form.

Looking at Li Chaoyong's appearance, I couldn't help laughing, "I guess there are all the boys in the dance club who are deceived like you."

"How do you know if you don't try?" Li Chaoyong was a little hesitant after listening to my words, but he still couldn't resist the attraction of beautiful women.

There will be a welcome party in a few days. As freshmen, we should naturally be the protagonists of this party. Of course, the freshmen who can actually go to the party are only a small part of the freshmen. There are very few freshmen who can take the stage. I heard that the selection for the freshman class has already started.

Yang Lingyun is the literary committee member of the class. During the last military training, I teased Yang Lingyun once, but I completely offended this girl. I made it clear that I would not sign up, but as a result, she put me on the selection list of the clinical department. At the school's orientation party, each department selects several programs for freshmen. The clinical department first holds a selection within the department, and then selects the best from them.

Yang Lingyun reported one herself, and she sang well. She asked the boys to also sign up for one, so that both boys and girls in the class had programs, which seemed to be very balanced. But at the very beginning of our clinical class, there were signs of yin and yang declining. None of the boys were willing to sign up. Yang Lingyun reported me secretly. The content of the program is undecided.

During the class meeting. Yang Lingyun gave me an ultimatum.

"This time, for the selection of the orientation party, our class signed up for two programs in total. For our girls, I signed up for a solo performance. You boys also signed up for one program."

"Who is so good? It's too good for our boys." Li Chaoyong smiled.

"Huang Jingyang." Yang Lingyun said.

Everyone in the class looked at me in surprise. I was also a little surprised.

"Yang Lingyun, when did I sign up?"

"Then I don't care. Anyway, I have your name here. I have already handed in the list. If you are absent, you will be responsible for deducting the points from our class." It was obvious that Yang Lingyun wanted to treat me.

"You reported the list. It's not my own name. What's up with me? Besides, I can't do anything. What are you asking me to perform?" I'm too lazy to fight with Yang Lingyun.

"Huang Jingyang, isn't your room technique very good? When you go to perform it, it will definitely become a hit." Before Li Chaoyong finished speaking, he laughed.

Everyone in the class knows this allusion, and they all burst out laughing. Yang Lingyun blushed and glared at me.

I didn't take it seriously, "This sleeping skill is not good for performance, I can't move to a bed, can I?"

When everyone saw me pretending to be stupid on purpose, they even laughed and turned back and forth.

"I don't care about the performance. You can go up and do a striptease. But if you don't perform, I'll tell Teacher Qi." Yang Lingyun threatened.

"It doesn't matter who you use to oppress me." I just didn't want to eat Yang Lingyun's way with a smile on my face.

"At first, you all chose me to be the art committee member, but now you all don't support my work. I've played myself. The department requires each class to have two programs. You don't apply for both, and I don't apply for two programs. What should I do when I go up? If you don't cooperate, then I, the literary and art committee member, will quit. Whatever." Yang Lingyun's eyes turned red, and she clinged to the table and cried.

This move really kills. I suddenly became the target of criticism.

"Huang Jingyang, you are too outrageous. It's not easy for Yang Lingyun. I've been busy for a while, doing things for the class. Everyone has to cooperate. Isn't it just for you to perform? What's so amazing? Don't you know martial arts? You will die if you come to a martial arts show?" Yang Lingyun's good sister Yuan Xueying immediately attacked me.

Everyone, everything you say, I say everything, in the end, it's all my fault. My mistake was that I shouldn't provoke this little witch during military training. Don't look at the girl's body throbbing on the table. Who knows if she is laughing or crying

"Forget it, don't talk about it, forget I'm afraid of you, okay? I promised to take the stage. Hey. Yang Lingyun, you don't have to lie on the table all the time, right?" I can see it, if I don't agree , this guy will definitely go on and on. Anyway, if you go on stage to perform, you won't lose a piece of meat. I'm really ready to go on stage and perform a set of Taizu Changquan. This is something I've practiced since I was a kid.

I knew that only little girls were the hardest to raise. Before I finished speaking, Yang Lingyun raised her head. Where there is the slightest trace of crying, it is clearly a sly look.

"You said it yourself. I didn't force you." Yang Lingyun looked at me with her head tilted.

"My grandfather said that the more beautiful girls are, the more they like to tell lies." I said seriously.

"Huang Jingyang, what show are you going to perform?" Yang Lingyun asked.

"Martial arts performance, Taizu Changquan." My answer was simple. I am now obsessed with ending this farce.

"It's best to rehearse these two days, and make up the music yourself." Yang Lingyun hurriedly wrote down my program in the form. I'm pretty sure this guy didn't report it at all.

"Did you really report it?" I couldn't help but ask. In fact, before Yang Lingyun answered, I already knew the answer.

"Does it have anything to do with you whether you report it or not? Now you promised it yourself. It's too late for you to regret it now."

Good men do not fight with women. I flash.

Back in the dormitory, Li Chaoyong said with a smile, "Huang Jingyang, it seems that Yang Lingyun, our class flower, has already set his sights on you. You are so lucky. Yang Lingyun's figure is patchwork. Don't look at her always targeting you, Isn't this the pain of love? Take the chance!"

I saw that the kid was not envious of me at all, but undermined.

"Li Chaoyong, you are too mean. The girls in our class were helping Yang Lingyun to tell me just now, but none of you did justice for me." I said with some dissatisfaction.

"If we offend the girls, our happy life in college will be completely lost to us. So, brother, I'm sorry, we can only support you spiritually." Li Chaoyong didn't feel guilty at all.

"Go away!" I glared at the ignorant guy angrily.

"Huang Jingyang, you won't really perform Taizu Changquan, will you?" Li Chaoyong found a video of Taizu Changquan, and he couldn't help laughing when he saw it.

"I know this, and you insist on making me make a fool of myself, so what else can I do?" I said dissatisfiedly.

"Actually, you can try something else, but it really doesn't work. It's better to play a flute than this Taizu Changquan." Li Chaoyong obviously didn't have good intentions to advise me.

"That suits you." I took a textbook and read it.

Studying medicine is really hard. A table full of books for a semester, no wonder when I first came to the school to sign up, a lot of seniors were selling things to organize books. It turned out that it was really necessary. This is a freshman. If you read it for five years, where should the book go

"I can't get through this day. There are so many books that I can't read it at all. It's not a life for people. If I knew this, I wouldn't apply for medical school. Especially not for clinical applications. The whole year was full. I thought that the doctor was wearing a white coat and a stethoscope, which is very awesome. When I got here, I realized that being a doctor is the hardest. I heard from a fellow who said that being a doctor often works and rests. Irregular, there are often night shifts, and there are no vacations at all. It is very common for doctors to cheat and be cheated on." Li Chaoyong can see really far.

Seeing that I didn't answer, Li Chaoyong hurriedly said: "So, I must get a beautiful woman before I go to anatomy. Otherwise, when I study human anatomy, I don't know if my hobby will be guaranteed. "

"Then you have to hurry. You have to complete this arduous task within a month at the earliest." I laughed.

"Why?" Li Chaoyong asked inexplicably.

"Because the anatomy of the human body is the course for this semester, it is estimated that the experimental operation will be started in a month." I took out a thick book from the stack of books and shook it in front of his eyes.

"Nima! It's not letting people live. This curriculum is too unreasonable, how can it be put into the first semester? This is completely to deprive our medical students of the happy life of the university." Li Chaoyong wailed. .

I ignored Li Chaoyong and was still reading my book. I flipped through the pages very quickly, as if I was looking at the picture book, but at my speed, I naturally saw all the content. And as long as I see it, how can I forget it? It is not an exaggeration to say that it is unforgettable.

Li Chaoyong watched me flip through the book, and thought I was worried about the party program, and smiled, "You, don't worry about the program. Anyway, you didn't plan to go to the school's orientation party. . The show is smashed and the show is smashed. Anyway, a department can only select a few shows in total."

"I'm not worried about that." I was still reading quickly. (.)