My Daoist Life

Chapter 33: An apprentice for a thousand days is an apprentice for one hour

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I grabbed Huang Shulang, who was about to flee, so there must be a pad on his back, right? How can such a big meat shield give up in vain. Raising apprentices for a thousand days, using apprentices for a while.

"Is there any ideal in life?" I asked seriously.

"Master. I don't want my ideal to become a last wish?" Huang Shulang cried and grimaced. This guy is really red and black. He has been with me for a while, and his IQ has increased a lot. Makes me feel that my IQ is not enough.

"That's fine, anyway, you are actually a good dragon, and you still want to be a martial arts master. I didn't say it. But I can make it clear to you, since you have no ideals, don't call me master in the future. The fate between our masters It's over. In the future, you should go home and live your days of eating more and fattening yourself. Master, I am a cultivator, and I go against the sky." I waved my hands, and walked home without turning my head.

This fat man really has a tendency to be abused. Hearing what I said, he immediately came to his senses, and hurriedly chased after him: "Master, you have to be clear. Actually, although I am timid, I say in my heart, I still want to be a martial arts master. When I grow up like this, I understand in my heart. In the future, at most, I will take my father's class and be a pig butcher. I guess it is no problem to marry a wife, but I want to marry a decent one. , I'm afraid it's a bit difficult. Therefore, I have an ideal since I was a child, when I grow up, I want to be a martial arts master and marry a beautiful woman like Ren Yingying."

I chuckled, just such a fat man, I still want to marry Ren Yingying, but I still don't turn my head back to go home. Anyway, the fat man's curiosity has been lifted. If I ignore him too quickly, this guy will go back and regret it.

I quickened my pace. Fatty chased after him out of breath: "Master, Master, what are you doing walking so fast? Tell me. What is cultivation?"

Then I stopped, "You really want to know?"

"Think." Huang Shulang nodded vigorously.

"Well, it doesn't look like I'm showing my hands. You still doubt my ability, Master." I used my vitality to condense a seal script water character, and then directly stimulated it on the top of Huang Shulang's head.

"Whoa!"

"Ah! It's raining!" Huang Shulang was drenched in soup and ran quickly. Looking up, the sun is shining. Huang Shulang immediately felt a chill all over his body.

"Ghost, master, there is a ghost!" Huang Shulang trembled.

I'm really worried. If I really take this guy down, I'm afraid it will not be a meat shield, but a huge burden, right

With a wave of my hand, I unrestrainedly stimulated a word of vitality directly, and a gust of wind blew directly towards Huang Shulang. Fortunately, Huang Shulang's tonnage was large enough. Although the wind was strong, it did not blow Huang Shulang down. Can't blow open. As soon as the wind passed, it just happened to blow the water off Huang Shulang's body. After all, the water that this vitality is transformed into is still somewhat different from ordinary water.

"Huh?" No matter how stupid Huang Shulang was, he knew that something was wrong. He looked left and right before he said to me, "Master, people in the village used to say you were unlucky. So you really are a ghost."

"Ah!" Soon, Huang Shulang let out a scream, and I kicked him to fly more than ten feet away. It flew high and landed heavily on the ground. Fortunately, Huang Shulang has been specially trained by my devil for a while, otherwise, he would have really smashed the fat man into a huge meat pie.

"Huang Shulang, you dare to talk to your teacher like this, are you tired of living?" I asked when I walked up to Huang Shulang.

"No. Master, you haven't explained it to me just now? Are you really a cultivator?" Huang Shulang asked.

"Didn't you learn everything just now? If you want to do it again, I can grant you your wish." I smiled and looked at Huang Shulang maliciously.

"Uh, no need. I have already learned it. Master, you mean, if I go to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain to explore with you, I can also learn the spells like you just now?" Huang Shulang asked.

"I can't guarantee this. Learning Taoism requires qualifications. If your qualifications are too poor, there is no hope. However, even if you haven't learned Taoism, it is still very easy to become a martial arts master." My face smiled. Fatty wants to take out my palm, uh, it should be the palm of my hand, but it's not that easy.

So, Huang Shulang began to be anxious, using his somewhat anxious IQ to calculate the gains and losses. It is estimated that for a long time I have not figured out whether the advantages outweigh the disadvantages, or the disadvantages outweigh the advantages, so I can only give up, "Master, I will go on an adventure with you, you will always give me something to save my life? ."

"You want to be beautiful. You still don't have the magic weapon and the spiritual treasure. Master doesn't have it yet. I can give you a hoe at most. You can also replace it with a pole." I kicked Huang Shulang angrily. As if I begged him. Being an apprentice doesn't have the ideological awareness of being an apprentice at all.

"Master, why do I always get beaten?" Huang Shulang was about to cry in pain.

"What do you know? A master is a master student." I said solemnly.

Confidentiality is the most important thing in this kind of thing. I spent the second half of the journey, seriously warning Huang Shulang along the way, never divulge secrets, otherwise the rules will be enforced.

"Master, what is the content of our sect rules?" Huang Shulang asked puzzled after being taught by me several times.

"Our rule is that when we have the same opinion, we have to listen to me. When we have different opinions, we still have to listen to me." I thought about it seriously and said.

"When will you listen to me?" Huang Shulang said aggrieved.

"Well, this question is very simple. You are the eldest apprentice, and you are the oldest when I am away." I gave Huang Shulang a sweet treat.

"Master, when will you accept apprentices again?" Huang Shulang asked.

"If I take Li Lijuan in, do you think she can listen to you?" I laughed.

"That's definitely not possible. This girl is too powerful. She's very strong. I'm sure I can't beat her. You must not let her learn martial arts. If she doesn't learn martial arts, I can't beat her. If he learns martial arts. I will be bullied by her for the rest of my life." Huang Shulang had no hope.

"Don't worry, you are the senior brother, and I will teach you the most powerful kung fu in the future." I suddenly remembered the most crucial question, "Are you going or not going?"

"Master, I have to think about it." Huang Shulang ran home quickly this time.

Anyway, the weekend hasn't come yet, so I'm not in a hurry. Huang Shulang, this guy, I'm not worried at all. Before a day, he would have to run over by himself.

"I'm going to go with you." Huang Shulang ran to my side.

"Okay, this is my good apprentice." I patted Huang Shulang on the shoulder.

"Master, how much do I get for the treasure?" Huang Shulang leaned into my ear and asked.

"Ah!" Huang Shulang flew out again.

"I worked so hard to teach you martial arts, but I didn't ask you to be filial. You have the nerve to tell me this." I was really angry. Tell me this, what does it mean

"You two stinky brats are whispering here, what are you talking about?" Teacher Lin finally found out that Huang Shulang and I have often gotten together and whispered together recently, knowing that we must be up to something, but I didn't expect my courage to be fat. It's time to dare to plan to explore the main peak of Bajiao Mountain.

"No, we're just discussing it. Lord Nei will go to the mountains to pick mushrooms this weekend." I immediately made up an excuse.

"Really? Why didn't you call me for such an interesting thing as a mushroom?" Teacher Lin's big eyes flashed, and I immediately regretted that I had made a bad excuse.

"Grandpa won't let you go to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain. We have to go farther. Walking the mountain road is very tiring." I had to tell more lies to convince me, and I wanted Teacher Lin to dissuade him.

Then I knew that Teacher Lin raised her eyebrows and knocked two chestnuts directly on my head: "Stinky boy, do you mean that Teacher Lin can't be your little brat anymore?"

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