"Fat man, look, there's a wild boar bathing in the pool!" I said loudly, pointing to the pool.
"Where?" Huang Shulang hurried over and stretched out his head to look at the pool.
I quickly kicked Huang Shulang's ass.
Huang Shulang fell directly like a pig.
"Liar, Master! Ah!"
"Bang!"
Water splashed old high. I'm not worried that Huang Shulang will drown. It is really rare for the post-90s generation in the countryside who do not know how to use water. In addition, there is a river not far from Bajiao Village, and it is rare for men and women in the village to not know how to water. Huang Shulang also said that he ran to the Dama River and hid behind the reef to watch the mother-in-law in the village take a bath.
The water in the pool was not shallow, more than ten feet deep. Huang Shulang fell into the water, only to surface after a while.
Huang Shulang spat out a mouthful of water and shouted: "Master, Master, you just don't want to teach me martial arts, and you can't clean the door. I know you don't like Teacher Lin being a mother-in-law, but I didn't peep at Teacher Lin taking a bath."
This bastard! I picked up a big rock and slammed it down hard. Two meters away from Huang Shulang, he hit the water heavily, like a bomb, the water splashed high. Huang Shulang was startled, and quickly swam to the pool.
I wanted to jump down, but if I fell into the water, I was afraid that I would be soaked all over like Huang Shulang. There are a lot of snacks in the bag. Bought a new flashlight and haven't used it yet. If this is poured with water, I am afraid that it will be blinded in vain.
I can push the coffin away with the words of vitality, can you send me down with the words of vitality
Thinking of this, I immediately condensed a word of vitality. After resting here for a long time, my vitality has recovered a little. Just enough to condense a word of vitality. I picked up the black bean, and when I thought about it, the Yuanqi Feng word immediately turned into a small whirlwind, wrapped me up, and my body immediately turned in love, and I actually flew!
The most important thing is that this whirlwind seems to be able to get through my mind, wrapping me and slowly drilled out from under the waterfall, then slowly flew over the pool, and then slowly fell. Just when I landed, my vitality was exhausted. The whirlwind immediately lost control, turning into a wind and flying between the trees. And I and the black beans immediately fell from the air. Heavy pressure on Huang Shulang who had just climbed ashore.
Just as Huang Shulang climbed ashore, he was gasping for breath on the shore. He was so pressed by me that he almost lost his breath.
"Ghost!" Naturally, Huang Shulang didn't expect me to come down in such a domineering way.
I didn't sit still, I fell to the ground, the black beans in my hand rolled out all the way, and I grunted a few times, expressing my extreme dissatisfaction with me.
"What is the ghost called? Hurry up, it's getting late, we have to go back quickly. Heidou, you go and call Lao Huang to come down, we'll go back."
Huang Shulang opened his eyes wide and looked at the black beans running away, and he couldn't be more envious.
"Master, when you're stupid, just give me a dog like this." Huang Shulang got up, took off his clothes, wringed out the water, and finally put on the inner clothes, holding his clothes and pants in his hands, his skin was white. Incredible, like a pig walking upright.
"No problem, you behave better, maybe I will consider it." I thought about it and said.
"Master, we have found all the secrets this time, how can I practice martial arts when I look back?" Huang Shulang said again.
This is a problem. There is no way I can teach this elm head about my Tao. I haven't figured out what's going on yet, so how can I teach it to Huang Shulang? However, I remembered Xingyi Wuxingquan. Since Xingyi Wuxingquan is too difficult, I can find a less difficult kung fu to teach Huang Shulang.
"Don't worry, there is a way for the teacher." The tone of my scholar TV said.
Huang Shulang was quite useful, he nodded again and bowed again: "I'll go back to our house to cut a pound of pork head and send it to Master's house."
Nima, I can't wait to lift my foot and kick Huang Shulang back into the pool. My peerless martial arts only cure a pound of pork head meat? Why is it worth a pig's head
After returning to his yard, Teacher Lin greeted him, "Huang Jingyang, where are the mushrooms you picked?"
mushroom! This important question has been forgotten.
"Don't talk about it. The fat fat Huang Shulang was carrying the basket, but he rolled into the water pool, and all the mushrooms fell into the water pool." When I saw Teacher Lin, I was a little worried. Depressed children are like this.
Teacher Lin smiled sweetly: "Huang Jingyang, have you forgotten that you always look around when you lie?"
I knew, I knew I couldn't fool this shrewd and beautiful woman. You can only hang your head and pretend to be honest.
"Huang Jingyang, hurry up and put away all your tricks. Otherwise, I'll give you fried pork with bamboo shoots today." Teacher Lin threatened.
Smart women learn things too quickly, even our special dish, fried pork with bamboo shoots. This Bamboo Shoot Fried Pork is not that Bamboo Shoot Fried Pork. Children in the village make mistakes, and what their parents like to do most is to use bamboo branches to teach them a lesson. Bamboo branches may be used to make brooms after they lose their leaves, and can also be used to teach children. The thin branches are very painful when drawn on the body, but they will not hurt the bones or break the skin. No need to worry about sequelae. And the materials are extremely cheap and can be seen everywhere. The children in the village all grew up eating bamboo shoots and fried pork.
"Mr. Lin, the bamboo shoots have turned into bamboo now. Where can I still eat them?" I said with a smile.
"Humph! It seems that someone doesn't shed tears when they don't see the coffin. You said you would go out and play, and you lied to me to pick mushrooms. The most hateful thing is that you promised to take me with you. You actually left me behind. Let's go. See if I don't take care of you today, it won't work." Teacher Lin immediately mentioned me.
I, Huang Jingyang, a cultivator, was brought up by a woman. Do children have no rights
My heart sank, and I shouted righteously: "Grandpa, help!"
The world of adults is not something I, a cultivating child, can understand. My grandfather, who has always regarded me as a treasure, actually helped Zhou: "Mr. Lin, don't hit with your hands, our farmer's child is thick-skinned, and it hurts your hand. I let it go behind the gate. A bamboo stick. Beat hard."
All right. I finally understand, I picked it up.
Suddenly I felt a chill in my butt, and Mr. Lin actually took off my pants. Shike can't be humiliated. If I hadn't seen her as a woman, I would have been rude to her. But don't think she's a woman and I can't help it.
I turned my head and saw Teacher Lin raising the bamboo sticks high, and immediately screamed.
"Oh mother. It hurts to death."
Teacher Lin chuckled: "Huang Jingyang, it's too early. My stick hasn't fallen yet."
When I was stupid, the stick fell, and the bark was in vain.
"Snapped!"
"Oh mother. Teacher Lin, are you really fighting?" This time it was really painful. It seems that this time I really offended her.
"You still think I'm pretending? Huang Jingyang, tell me the truth, where did you go today? I heard the owner of the commissary say that you bought a flashlight and biscuits from him the day before yesterday. You went out today, it's dawn What do you take a flashlight for? You have so much dirt and moss on your body. You always say, where did you go?" Doesn't it mean that you have long hair and short knowledge? Is there any reason for a beautiful woman with beautiful hair to be so smart
As a cultivator of Taoism, how could I admit my cowardice in front of a woman, and even if I beat him to death, I would not admit it.
"I went to the pool to take a bath. There is a cave over there. I heard that there are fish in it. I brought a flashlight."
"Snapped!"
I was beaten again on the buttocks, it was hot, and I greeted many ancestors in the family of the people who invented the use of bamboo sticks.
"Dare to lie. If you don't say it, do you think Huang Shulang dares to say it? I told Huang Shulang's parents today that when the two of you come back, there will be a trial immediately. After Huang Shulang confesses it, you will be beaten twice."
Teacher Lin gave me no way out. I am silent.
"I know you're going to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain! I just want to hear your honesty. I want you to learn a lesson today." Teacher Lin slapped me heavily again.
I'm not calling. Because I heard Teacher Lin's voice tremble. I turned my head and saw Teacher Lin's eyes were red. She is worried about me. Although I am still young, I can feel the warmth of being cared for.
Teacher Lin threw away the bamboo stick in his hand and pulled up my pants: "Huang Jingyang, let me tell you, if you dare to go to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain in the future, I will break your legs."
After this time, I don't want to venture there anymore.
"Mr. Lin, I promise I won't go." I drooped my head and lay down on Teacher Lin's lap. As a cultivator, I fell asleep on a woman's lap. Today is thrilling and exhausting. Although there was still some burning pain in the buttocks, he was able to sleep soundly.
When I woke up, it was already night. Grandpa put the food in the rice pot and it was still hot.
"You kid, when Mr. Lin went to the grocery store to buy things, he only found out that you bought a flashlight there. I guessed that you might have gone to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain. You don't know how dangerous it is? There are so many people in the archaeological team, not a single person is alive. Come out. You and the fat man are very lucky. If you can't come out, what should you do?" Grandpa was smoking a cigarette and didn't speak for a long time.
I didn't tell my grandfather and Teacher Lin what happened in the cave, and they didn't ask. This is how it went. Since then, I have become more obedient. It looks like a normal child.
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