"One hundred, two hundred, two hundred one, two hundred two, two hundred three, two hundred four, two hundred five... Don't interrupt, don't interrupt, where did I count? Oh, Mr. Lin, don't get caught, it hurts me to death." My greatest interest right now is to count the money I put in the chocolate box. Every time, Mr. Lin was very angry. I just didn't notice that Teacher Lin was back, otherwise I wouldn't count the money in front of her. The result was tragic. Teacher Lin was very skilled in pulling my ears. Teacher Lin estimated that when I was a child, my teacher often pulled my ears. This is really skilled at pulling my ears.
"Huang Jingyang, you little brat, what are you saving so much money for?" Teacher Lin asked with a smile.
"Turn up the building and marry my mother-in-law." My cultivator was pulled by a woman's ear, really, cough, cough.
"Didn't you say that you want to marry Teacher Lin when you grow up?" Teacher Lin asked.
I said, I nodded: "Fix the building first. Build the most beautiful building in the village. Three floors, oh no, four floors."
"Why are you building such a big house? How many aunties do you want to marry?" Teacher Lin asked with a smile.
"Marry a lot of mother-in-law." I said following Teacher Lin's words. Falling into a trap without noticing at all.
As a result, I, a cultivator, was lifted up by a beautiful woman again, and then pressed on the bench, my panties were pulled down, and I was beaten several times on the buttocks: "I won't let you learn well. ."
"I was wrong. I meant that when I grew up, I married Mr. Lin and had many, many children." I laughed. Enter the URL: Нёǐуапge.сОМ to watch the ecstasy festival
Teacher Lin chuckled. In fact, Teacher Lin didn't do much, so he pulled up my pants and said, "You should marry Xiaohua as your mother-in-law. She can give birth the most."
Xiaohua is the youngest of the three pigs we feed. The three flower pigs were named Dahua, Erhua, and Xiaohua by me. When spring begins, Dahua, Erhua, and Xiaohua will hug cubs one after another, and one will be able to give birth to each other. The big peanut gave birth to ten, the second peanut gave birth to eleven, and the small flower gave birth to twelve in one go.
Bah, I'm a cultivator. I marry Xiaohua. But now I'm being held by Teacher Lin, and I can't even push my legs on the ground, which makes Teacher Lin smile even more. I simply drooped my head and still carried it by Teacher Lin.
"Stinky boy, thinking about a lot of mother-in-law at such a young age, he will definitely be a radish in the future." Teacher Lin pinched my cheek and tugged.
"Master, did you get spanked by Teacher Lin again?" Huang Shulang got out of nowhere, and admired how I was being lifted into Teacher Lin's hands. As a cultivator of Taoism, even if I was carried by Teacher Lin, I would still look more handsome than other children.
"I will be called Shi Niang in the future, don't you know. When I grow up, I will marry Mr. Lin to be my aunt." I raised my head and said to Huang Shulang with great style. I forgot that it was still held by Teacher Lin.
Huang Shulang glanced at Teacher Lin hesitantly.
"Don't hit me for a while, go to the house to reveal the tiles." This time, Teacher Lin tapped me twice with his knuckles.
At that time, I was thinking in my heart, I am a cultivator, a good man does not fight with a woman.
Teacher Lin still put me down with a face, "Huang Shulang, don't listen to Huang Jingyang, don't scream, or I will visit your house. You took off Li Lijuan's skirt yesterday."
Although Huang Shulang was afraid of my master, she was even more afraid of Teacher Lin. At least their family, Huang Kui, won't believe me as a master, and will only listen to Teacher Lin.
Huang Shulang has been with me for a long time, and his brain has become a lot better. He smiled and said, "Master, do we still have special training today?"
"Of course, special training is necessary. If I am such a powerful master, if you are a cowardly apprentice like you, I will be embarrassed to go out in the future. Later, I will let Heidou follow you to run around the village for ten or eight times. Don't be lazy. , otherwise the black beans will really spit." This guy really short-circuited, knowing that I had just been taught a lesson by Teacher Lin, he even sent it up to vent his anger on me. I'm just perfect for him.
"Don't." When Huang Shulang heard this, his face turned green. But I am the master, and I have the final say.
Watching Huang Shulang, panting and being roared all the way by Heidou, ran desperately forward, my young mind finally regained balance.
In the high school entrance examination, I won the first place in the class without any suspense. With such a good tutor, there is no reason for me not to take the first place. But what is surprising is that Huang Shulang actually lost the scheduled last-to-last throne. Became third on the list. This one simply surprised everyone.
When I came home with my transcript, the first thing Teacher Lin did was not to praise me, but to torture me. I was a little worried that my ears would develop in the direction of Zhu Bajie in the future.
"Stinky boy, did you copy the answer for Huang Shulang?" Teacher Lin asked.
"No!" This time I was really wronged. I was just about to ask the damn fat man. How many times have I suffered domestic violence because of him
Seeing that I didn't seem to be lying this time, Teacher Lin softened a little: "Really?"
"I didn't even sit with him." I sniffled. I, a cultivator, almost cried at that time.
"Cheating in exams is a very dishonest act, do you know that? If you have it, you can correct it if you don't." Teacher Lin said.
I felt that the vitality in my body was going to run wild. In the absence of any evidence, I started to use it as soon as it came up. Teacher Lin is becoming more and more violent.
When I went to question Huang Shulang, Huang Shulang was also very aggrieved: "No one around me has taken the exam as much as me. Who am I copying?"
"How did you suddenly become smart?" I scratched my head.
"How do I know. My dad said that the less fat I have, the smarter I am." Huang Shulang said proudly.
I took a closer look and saw that Huang Shulang's fat was really a lot smaller. But only less, but still a lot.
Huang Shulang followed my butt and became smart all of a sudden. Originally, because I took Huang Shulang to the main peak of Bajiao Mountain last time, his father, Huang Kui, forbid Huang Shulang to come and play with me, but after getting the results of the high school entrance examination, Huang Kui cut a few pounds of foreleg meat and came to our house.
"Kuizi, what are you doing?" Grandpa looked at Huang Kui's large piece of forelegs in surprise.
"Second uncle. I'm here to thank my teacher." Huang Kui's face was full of smiles. There is also a lot of fat on his face. Huang Shulang also inherited his genes.
"Oh, it turned out to be for Teacher Lin." Grandpa nodded.
"This time, it's for Yangyang. Isn't my kid called Master Yangyang?" Huang Kui put the hind leg meat in his hand on the table.
"For Yangyang?" Grandpa was very surprised.
"It must be given to Yangyang, my boy won the third place this time."
Grandpa chuckled: "Okay, I used to be the last one, but this time I finally got the third last one, and I finally got two places."
Grandpa never thought that Huang Shulang would be able to get a good ranking.
I walked out of the room: "Grandpa, you are mistaken, this time Huang Shulang is not the third from the bottom, but the third from the bottom."
"Impossible." Grandpa couldn't believe it at all.
Huang Kui looked embarrassed: "Second uncle, this time my boy is really third. Look, this is the transcript."
Grandpa took a look, his eyes widened. Chinese 86, Math 90. Really third place.
"There's smoke coming out of your family's ancestral grave." Grandpa said after being stunned for a long time.
Huang Kui was also in a good mood, no matter what grandpa said, he smiled honestly all over his face.
"Don't doubt your classmate Huang Shulang. This time he really got the score by himself. He really improved."
Huang Kui walked up to me and bowed to me, so scared that I hurriedly ran behind Teacher Lin.
"Yang Yang, uncle used to be confused, believing in superstition, and following the people in the village did not want to see you. I really killed pigs and turned into pigs. How could you be a disaster star for such a smart child. It is obviously Wenquxing. In the future, our fat man I don't care if you want to beat or scold me. Second uncle, I came to Xie Yangyang for this meat. Let's go." Huang Kui turned his head and left.
Both adults in the family turned their attention to me, a cultivator. I, a cultivator, have never seen anything in the world, how can I feel a little chill when I see these four eyes
I pulled out my legs and ran, but my two calves were kicking and kicking in the air, and I couldn't get out. Teacher Lin's eyes and hands are quick, and he even lifted me up.
The next day, when I arrived at school, Ma Jindong walked up to me, pushed the golden mountain down and put the jade pillar on his head and bowed: "Master, the master is here... , above, and the little apprentice..."
He gave me a jump and almost didn't let me kneel back to Ma Jindong.
"I'm not dead, you old man, why are you kneeling on me?" I was angry.
"I, I, I want to be like Huang and Huang Shulang, be, be..., be an apprentice." Hearing Ma Jindong's words made me suffocated. Because he gives you an infinite loop from time to time.
Ma Jindong is also very straightforward. Since his tongue is not flexible, he will give me three clicks.
"I, I, I won't accept you as my apprentice. If I've been with you for a long time, after a long time, I might learn to stutter like you. At that time, will I be the master, or will you be the master?" I really don't learn Ma Jindong was stunned to be infected by him.
"I... I'll change." Ma Jindong said quickly.
"It still doesn't work. When you change it, I stutter. That's a loss." I hurriedly walked away.
Ma Jindong shouted to me loudly: "I won't get up if you don't agree!"
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