My Daoist Life

Chapter 78: lesson

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The people around were all elderly, but the fortune teller and his two accomplices were middle-aged men with strong bodies. And they are moving everywhere. If something happened, they must have slipped away quickly. Of course no one dared to mind their business.

The two accomplices are tall and short, fat and thin, the tall one is tall and thin, and the short one is short and fat. But doing this business is also agile.

The two, one fat and one thin, swooped out at the same time. Seeing that I was about to be caught, the onlookers couldn't help but exclaimed.

As soon as I heard the exclamations of the onlookers, I knew something was wrong, I moved quickly, ran forward and stepped directly on the hand of the fortune teller who was about to get up. With a hard kick, he jumped directly onto the guardrail of the pavilion.

"Ah!" The fortune-teller let out a miserable cry, holding the hand I guessed, screaming in pain.

The fat and thin two rushed over and quickly helped the fortune-teller up.

"Brother, are you alright?" The short fat man asked quickly.

"It's okay, try it!" The fortune teller said angrily, "Quick, quick, catch that child first. I must find the person who calculated me behind the scenes." It may be a few colleagues who have been fighting for territory with him.

The short fat man and tall thin man hurriedly rushed towards me. Although I was smaller than them, I was much more flexible than them. Even if they hid on the guardrail, they couldn't even touch the corner of my clothes. I have long seen that they are ordinary people, otherwise I would not dare to meddle in their own business. Give them a little pain from time to time, and make the short fat and tall thin people devastated.

The fortune-teller saw that the short, fat, tall and thin people could not do anything about me, so he was so anxious that he scolded people.

"Two wastes, a child can't clean up."

After scolding, the fortune-teller also joined the team chasing me.

I'm not in a hurry, I slowly deal with these three people. There is nothing to do anyway, just take it as a time to kill.

Seeing that the fortune teller, the short fat man and the tall thin man could not catch him, they changed their strategy and rounded up me from several directions. But I left the pavilion before their encirclement was formed, and took the three of them to run around the park.

The fortune teller ran a few steps, then quickly ran back and rolled up a few things he had placed on the ground, stuffed it into his backpack, and chased after him from behind.

I took the short fat man and the tall thin man around and ran in the direction of the fortune teller.

The fortune-teller thought that I had lost my head and was in a hurry. He ran towards him, with a smile on his face, and then he stretched out his arms to block my way.

I saw the fortune teller standing in front of me, but didn't step back. The short fat man and the tall thin man are also trying their best to come. There are lakes on both sides, and I seem to be stuck in a dead end by them.

I didn't notice it at all, and continued to run towards the fortune teller.

When I was about to be caught by the fortune teller, I was like a loach, my body twisted very flexibly, with an incredible posture, I easily drilled through the fortune teller's armpit, and then kicked the fortune teller's ass by the way. a kick. The fortune-teller, who had lost his focus in the first place, immediately jumped forward, and after being kicked by me like this, he naturally rushed into the lake. I grabbed a handful and grabbed the backpack on the fortune teller's body. The fortune teller even grabbed the strap of the schoolbag at the last moment, as if he had grabbed the last straw. I quickly took out the contents of the bag and let go.

"Ah!" The fortune teller plunged his head into the lake. After entering the lake, he struggled desperately. He couldn't swim. Keep pumping water with both hands. But in fact, the water only submerged his waist at all. As long as he stands up, it is impossible to drown. But people who don't know how to water, after falling into the water, can't help but panic, and don't even think that the water can't be submerged at all.

The short fat man and the tall thin man didn't care about me anymore, they jumped into the water one after another and helped the fortune teller up.

After the fortune-teller stood up, he found that the water was not deep, very annoyed, and quickly glanced at the schoolbag in his hand. There is only one bag of water in the bag, and when I lift it up, the water shoots out from the bag.

The fortune teller looked sideways, looked at the things I was holding while standing on the shore, and hurriedly said, "Quick! Go grab the things in that stinky boy's hands!"

I smiled, waved to the fortune teller, and ran away. The tighter the fortune teller was, the less I could give him. I ran back to Jincheng Normal University in one breath. The two short fat and tall thin people who were chasing have long since been dumped by me.

When I got to the dormitory, I remembered that Chen Yao didn't even give me a key when he went out in the morning. When I was worried about how to get in, a gust of fragrant wind rushed in, and my slender hand had already pinched my ear.

I raised my head and smiled, and I already knew that Teacher Lin was behind me.

"Stinky boy, where did you go all morning?" Teacher Lin stared at me, looking at me.

I giggled, "I didn't go anywhere."

"Then what are you holding in your hand?" Teacher Lin has long since looked at me all over.

"No, nothing." I knew that in front of Teacher Lin, I couldn't do anything fake at all.

Mr. Lin snatched the things in my hands. They were all tools used for divination. Although the fortune-teller had no real skills, the tools he used to fool people were genuine.

"Where did these things come from?" Teacher Lin asked.

"Mr. Lin, just now I saw a fortune-teller cheating and cheating. He almost cheated other people's money from seeing a doctor. I took the money he cheated and ran away. He can't chase after me. It's a lie." I adapted what just happened.

As a result, Mr. Lin pulled his ears a little harder, and my ears were stretched by another centimeter.

"Mr. Lin, my ear is about to fall out, please tap, tap."

"Lin Jing, this kid is so disobedient, he has to fight hard." Chen Yao came over with a pair of sunglasses.

"Good apprentice, you are back. Master has been waiting for you for a long time." I said to Chen Yao with a smile.

Chen Yao, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, almost didn't jump up.

"Chen Yao, what's the matter with you? Why are you still wearing a pair of glasses?" Teacher Lin loosened my ears and looked at Chen Yao strangely.

"Ah. It's nothing. I accidentally touched my glasses today." Chen Yao was a little flustered.

"Jie Jie, good apprentice, you look so handsome wearing sunglasses, you look like a panda." I looked up and down this Chen Yao.

Teacher Lin couldn't help but burst into laughter, and quickly grabbed my ear: "Don't talk nonsense."

I took back what Teacher Lin snatched from me. I am very interested in this thing and want to study it carefully.

Chen Yao didn't dare to argue with me, for fear that I would tell all his scandals. Handed me a key: "I gave you a key, don't lose it. Lin Jing, I still have something to do today, so I won't go to dinner with you."

"Go get busy." Teacher Lin also felt that something was wrong with Chen Yao.

Chen Yao left in a hurry, and Teacher Lin immediately began to interrogate me: "Stinky boy, aren't you going to tell me about Chen Yao?"

"What did you say? Didn't you see it just now?" I pretended to be confused.

"You should know what happened to the injury on Chen Yao's face, right? You were not surprised at all just now." The woman's heart was as fine as a needle. Mr. Lin's attentiveness is indeed beyond my expectations. It was such a small flaw that she discovered it.

"Mr. Lin, it was actually Chen Yao who didn't let me tell you. Last night, he didn't know what to do. He beat himself up like a giant panda. When he woke up in the morning, he said he had sleepwalking. Let me Don't tell you. Men's words count. So, I've kept it a secret from you." I made up a few random sentences.

Who knows, Teacher Lin is even more serious: "Stinky boy, don't you know that every time you lie, you always like to look around?"

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