(one)
When I first saw a baby, I suffered a lot of crimes. At night, after the delivery was finished, I lay on the bed and got out of my strength, staring at the baby in the transparent plastic box, and whispered to the prosecutor, "I gave birth to..."
Jian Bianlin felt distressed all day, and then he felt a little bit to look at the wrinkled little man: "Well, you gave birth to it."
"Hold the bed and let me see."
Jian Bian Lin leaned forward to pick up the baby, hold it, and put it next to Chu Jian.
When I first saw it, I felt more and more magical, and touched the baby's hand: "Check Border Forest, you see I really gave birth to someone..."
"Well... I gave birth to someone."
It was amazing. I felt that two people were still sitting on the square table in the corner of the living room of the old house of Chujian the day before.
The next day, the two of them partnered to give birth to an individual...
(two)
When the baby was two years old, Chu Jian and Jian Bian Lin took him out for the first time. I first saw that in order to prevent someone from taking pictures of myself and the baby, I walked away from the border forest. When going through the security check, the border forest went through the security guards and then put on hats and sunglasses. After attracting them and the nearby waiting teams The boiling of the people, people kept exclaiming "Check Border Forest"
"So handsome, handsome!" "I check treasure!" "I rely on my mobile phone!" The baby couldn't understand this at all, and slapped his own small steps all the way from the security check to the border forest: " Dad, hug!"
When everyone was shocked, they first saw their clothes covering their heads and faces, rushed up to pick up the baby in his arms, and ran away in a 100-meter sprint...
"Everyone, I'm sorry," Jian Bianlin was very afraid that he would complain about letting the baby be exposed at first sight. He consciously took off his hat and sunglasses, coughed unnaturally, and unbuttoned two shirt collars rather seriously. Button, "Shoot me..."
(three)
When I first saw her favorite aquarium, she looked at the aquariums one by one with her baby. While watching the introduction card, she taught Yubao to say the names of various fishes. Seizure Lin followed the two people besides taking pictures. Photo... Finally, I was dissatisfied with the first sight. I looked back at the border forest and whispered: "Why don't you interact with the baby? The boy should have more attention from his father, and he should be a man of physical and mental health." The border forest controls the border. She likes to take pictures of her first hobby, approached, stared at the fish in the aquarium for a long time, and introduced to Baoshi in a low voice: "That's the fish father, that's the fish mother, that's the fish baby."
Hey? At first sight. How can this be seen
Take two steps to the left, and the family-minded inspector Lin said softly and responsibly: "That's father lobster, mother lobster, look, the smaller one is baby lobster."
First sight: "... Forget it, you should take a picture."
It is terrible for a man who is completely immersed in a happy married life and cannot transmit scientific knowledge correctly.
(Four)
When I first saw out, I liked to go to the kind of small store to replenish goods, and "walking" was the fun. So in their trolleys, what they saw for the first time were all: children's fever reduction stickers, children's cold medicine, children's hand sanitizer, children's mosquito repellent bracelets, children...
What the border forest keeps keeping is: same.
When he first saw what he liked to take, he added another copy as it was. In short, there was nothing wrong with buying more of what she wanted.
(five)
I first saw a long list of documents from my parents and relatives before a trip. It listed a series of rice cookers, mouthwash, sunscreen, shampoo brush, sponges for wiping cabinets... I saw such a long list on it. The list was worried. They were all supermarket supplies, so she handed over the task to the border forest, and he did it successfully. It's just one thing that has been neglected. In such tourist destinations, Chinese people will basically do shopping guides, and they have neglected to check the popularity of the face of Lin Bian Lin. So, in the evening, the ins was broadcast live, the inspection forest likes to use sunscreen, the inspection forest buys a cupboard sponge, the inspection forest pushes the shampoo brush, the inspection forest loves mouthwash, the inspection forest loves Aibo to eat You can't put down milk powder...
(six)
The baby was very dependent on his father for a while. He would wake up every once in a while when he went to bed and crawl from the crib to the big bed to find his father. For this reason, the border forest has almost no chance to touch a finger for the first time for two weeks. On this day, it was not easy for Xianbian Lin to wait for Bao to fall asleep, race against time to go to the bathroom for a few seconds to rinse his mouth with mouthwash, wash his hands with hand sanitizer, and turn over the first sight who was already asleep, cheating on him.
I couldn't hold it anymore, I heard the first time I saw my arms around my neck and whispering: "Don't take it off...Come straight ahead."
His heart frustrated, and he didn't realize what tempting things he said when he first saw it. Before doing anything, the crib swayed again, and the baby sat up and looked at the two people innocently. Just watch without talking.
Inspector Lin looked back at the baby with a guilty conscience, for fear that one more action would have a bad effect on the child's young mind.
At last I saw that I turned over under him and continued to sleep, he was still staring at Xiaogen with the baby...
(seven)
When babies learn numbers, they especially like the number "8".
Once I saw a business trip for the first time and ate the milk powder, Jian Bianlin had to drive alone to take the baby to the supermarket to buy milk powder. After the purchase, while still loading the trunk, the baby ran away... and started a long journey of recognizing numbers. Starting from the car next to the border forest, find the "8, smile, and say to the border forest: eight."
The baby's thirst for knowledge is very strong, patient and surprisingly good. After the two small steppers got to the third car, they stared silently for a few seconds and found out: "Eight." Lin Bianlin nodded his head.
"Yes, eight."
Happy baby, next one...
This night, Checking Lin followed all the way, the hat pressed lower than anyone else, and kept hiding the faces of himself and the baby, looking for the back license plates of most of the underground garage one by one. When the car owner is there, he is recognized, and he has to take a photo for signing, and only asks him not to take the baby’s face...
So the baby benefited a whole garage without knowing it.
He took the initiative to lead the way and distributed his father's signature all night.
When I got home, Jian Bian Lin and Chu Jian talked on the phone on time, still sighing; "I think the baby's persistence and patience... follow me."
(Eight)
When the baby first learns to speak, he doesn't know many words. No matter what happens, he always says "bad", meaning: uncomfortable, turned off, broken, etc. As a result, the border inspector always took the baby day, and kept hearing "bad" from morning till night.
He watched half of the TV and turned off, the baby pointed at the TV without a pattern and said "bad"; he took the baby to get the vaccine, the baby pointed to the needle stick on the back of his hand and said "bad"; he washed his face Turn off the faucet, the baby points to the faucet and says "bad"; the baby has a fever in the middle of the night, crying and said "bad"... and the baby has a strong self-esteem.
Every time I say it by myself, I have to ask the border forest to repeat it three times.
Waited until a week later. Prosecutor Lin and Xie Bin were talking about official business. When they were serious about signing their name with a pen, they found that there was no water. The first reaction was: "bad"
… Xie Bin coughed and said nothing.
Securitian Lin was also helpless, pressing his hands on his face and whispering: "My son taught me recently."