"Ghost marriage? Is there really a ghost marriage? I found that science says ghost marriages are all lies."
Hao Jiefang was amused by Sang Yu, got up and patted Mu Rong on the shoulder: "I'll go first."
"good."
Sang Tong patiently explained: "There are indeed many ghost marriages nowadays that are fake. That's because there are too few people who are truly capable of penetrating the yin. Gradually, ghost marriages have become a ritual to comfort the living."
A trace of anticipation flashed in Sang Yu's eyes: "Then what will happen to Liu Hongde after he gets married in the dark? Will he die?"
Sang Tong shook his head: "It's not that simple. In ancient times, it was generally believed that the death of a daughter who was not out of the court would be unlucky for the family, and if the male in the family died unmarried, he could not be buried in the ancestral grave, so ghost marriage came into being. Yes, there are two kinds of ghost marriages: the first one is ceremonial type, which is held for the living to see. It does not require vaginal penetration or the consent of the deceased, as long as one of them holds a rooster and stays in the coffin for one night, it is considered a ceremony. Well, the second one is substantive. It requires the date of birth of both men and women, and a person who can communicate with the Yin. Submit the marriage certificate of the two to the underworld, and after the approval of the underworld, it will be stamped with the seal of Fengdu. married."
"Then Yang Ke'er and Liu Hongde belong to the second type? Does it have any influence on Yang Ke'er?"
Sang Tong sighed: "I can only say that money can turn ghosts around. Once this kind of ghost marriage is achieved, Yang Ke'er will not have to reincarnate before Liu Hongde's life is over, and he can live with Liu Hongde in the same place." Together, as time goes by, Liu Hongde will gradually sense Yang Keer's existence, and even see her; until Liu Hongde dies and reincarnates, he and Yang Keer will always maintain a husband and wife relationship."
"Ah? Isn't Yang Ke'er miserable?"
"Why do you say that?"
"That... Sister Tongtong, have you forgotten, Liu Hongde asked you to eliminate Yang Ke'er before!"
"Well, it's almost time. Let's go to the shop to see what Liu Hongde has to say before making a decision."
Mu Rong stopped Sang Tong: "Wait a minute, I haven't finished my words yet."
…
After listening, Sang Tong was silent for a while, and said leisurely: "From Liu Hongde's perspective, he can indeed do such a thing."
"Are we still helping Liu Hongde?"
"Taking people's money, □□."
Mu Rong was furious: "Do you want to help such a person?"
"It's because he is such a person that I take care of him. If we don't care, he will definitely go to someone else. If he finds someone who is unreasonable and has some morals, Yang Ke'er will be in danger."
"Then what are you going to do?"
"Whatever he wants, I'll let him get it. Call meow."
When everyone came to the paper-making shop, Liu Hongde was wearing a bright red dress and wandering around the door holding a bottle of Bodhisattva.
Sang Tong showed contempt: No wonder the door god and the kitchen god are unwilling to intervene. As the saying goes, it is difficult for an upright official to break up housework. These two gods are Liu Hongde's house gods, and keeping his life is considered as the utmost benevolence.
Liu Hongde trotted all the way to Sang Tong: "Master, you are here, I have made up my mind, and I am willing to cooperate with you, but you have to trust me this time!"
Sang Tong smiled and said: "No need, Mr. Liu, I'll think about it when I go back, it's your privacy, let's not talk about it, take people's money, I will help you solve the female ghost."
"Really? You are really a living Bodhisattva who saves suffering. If you help me do it, I will go back to my hometown and offer you auspicious lamps!"
Sang Tong coldly refused: "No need, I'm afraid of shortening my life."
Liu Hongde smiled awkwardly, and followed into the paper-making shop.
Sang Tong didn't want to talk to Liu Hongde, so he directly took out a bottle of eye drops from his bag: "This is a special cow's tear, you can see ghosts after you put it on."
"This... why give me this?"
"I'll use the spirit summoning technique later to bring the female ghost's soul over and destroy it in one fell swoop. Seeing is believing. I want Mr. Liu to watch me do it with his own eyes, so that you can rest assured."
Liu Hongde took Niu Tear, looked at the transparent bottle in his hand and said nothing.
Mu Rong, Sang Tong and Sang Yu looked at Liu Hongde quietly, this was his last chance.
Under Su Sifang's persuasion, Sang Tong decided to give Liu Hongde one last chance. If he offered to let Yang Keer go, then she would find a way to dissolve the ghost marriage, and Su Sifang was responsible for saving Yang Keer.
If he didn't mention it and was even willing to watch Yang Ke'er disappear with his own eyes, then everything that happened in the future would be his own fault.
"Grandmaster… "
"Um."
"Does this eye drop have a hygienic certificate? It won't affect your eyesight if you drop it on your eyes, right?"
Murong snorted coldly, while Sang Tong grabbed the eye drops and put two drops in her own eyes. She really should let Su Sifang come together to see this dirty human nature.
Seeing that Sang Tong had used it, Liu Hongde also took two drops. Murong walked to the back of the house, and Sang Yu followed.
She was afraid that if she stayed any longer, she would not be able to help scolding this heartless and inhumane man; she was not afraid of confronting Liu Hongde head-on, but she was afraid that Sang Tong would see the clue and cause Yanyan.
Murong handed over his body to Sang Yu, and after his soul came out of his body, he dialed Ah Miao's phone and told her to wait for the opportunity to act.
Sang Tong put up a sign saying that he was out of business, and set up a spirit-calling formation in a decent manner, pointing to the circle drawn with cinnabar on the ground: "The female ghost will walk into this circle by herself in a while, don't worry, she has no ability to hurt you again gone."
"Thank you, master."
Sang Tong put on a full posture, murmured words, and walked around the altar.
He shook the golden bell again, slapped rice and breathed fire, very much like the Maoshan Taoist priest in the movie, but he also succeeded in making Liu Hongde stunned for a while.
"The female ghost is calling, hurry like a law!"
With a whoosh, there was a strong wind outside the house, and the temperature in the room also dropped a few degrees. Liu Hongde yelled and hid behind Sang Tong with the Guanyin figure in his hands.
This scumbag was smart and confused for a while, and he didn't even think about it. First, Sang Tong didn't know the name of the female ghost, and second, he didn't know the birth date of the female ghost. If this can also attract souls, I am afraid that all the ghosts in Shanyang City will come.
"Yang Ke'er" lowered her head, her long hair blocked her face, she was still wearing that stained dress, as if being pulled by something, she walked in slowly.
Liu Hongde's eyes widened, he tightly covered his mouth, and his heart was beating wildly.
Sang Tong jumped in front of "Yang Ke'er" and shook the golden bell in his hand: "The female ghost returns quickly!"
"Yang Ke'er" paused, followed Sang Tong's lead, and walked into the cinnabar circle.
"Ah!" Yang Ke'er let out a cry of pain as soon as she stepped into the circle, and suddenly raised her head, revealing her bleeding face.
The ringing paused for a moment, and Sang Tong looked at "Yang Ke'er" in amazement, it seemed that there was no such scene in the script!
That's right, the woman in front of me is a ghost, but it's not Yang Ke'er.
In order to completely dispel Liu Hongde's doubts and make him believe that Yang Ke'er has been eliminated, Sang Tong came up with an idea: let Ah Miao pretend to be Yang Ke'er to accompany her in a play.
Ah Miao is a rootless soul. Although this kind of soul is weak, it also has its unique advantages. As long as Sang Tong moves a little bit, Ah Miao can become anyone.
Sang Tong put down the bell and picked up a bottle of spray, which contained a mixture of black cat blood and crocodile tears, which was used to test the good and evil of the soul. If the sprayed soul did not harm anyone, the flame would automatically go out Otherwise, it will be burned to ashes.
Sang Tong sprayed Ah Miao once before to test whether she had the qualifications to stay by Sang Yu's side.
"Bold female ghost, trying to kill people in vain, today I will do justice for the sky!"
According to the setting: Next, Ah Miao just needs to run out with the flames all over her body, and she will tell Liu Hongde that the female ghost has been wiped out, and the scene will be over.
However, what Sang Tong never expected was that Ah Miao actually added a play to herself!
"Wait a minute!"
Ah Miao raised her palm to block the spray nozzle, and under Sang Tong's surprised gaze, she said, "Let me say a few words before you die."
"… you say."
Ah Miao stared at Liu Hongde viciously, and scolded angrily: "Liu Hongde, you scumbag, cheating money and sex, I will never let you go even if I am a ghost!"
Liu Hongde backed away in fright: "Master, master is about to destroy her, she is going to kill someone again!"
"I hurt your grandma! Are you human? Don't insult me, bah! You scumbag, bitch, the one thing I regret most in my life is that I didn't blow your ass off! "
"Ah!!!" Seeing that Ah Miao was talking too much, Sang Tong pressed the spray immediately.
A blue flame wrapped Ah Miao and burned it blazingly.
Ah Miao stomped her feet in pain, signaling to Sang Tong that she hadn't finished her performance, and Sang Tong decisively pressed the spray again.
Ah Miao had prepared a lot of lines on the way here, but Sang Tong didn't let her finish. Master Murong told her that the flame could only burn for thirty seconds, and she couldn't continue acting.
She did not forget Yang Keer's identity as an international student, raised her middle finger to Liu Hongde, and yelled: "son of the bitch! fuck U!" After speaking, she ran out with the fire all over her body.
Sang Yu and Murong hid behind the door, they were very close, peeping through the narrow crack of the door, Murong slightly twitched the corners of his mouth, and Sang Yu almost laughed out loud.
Murong quickly grabbed Sang Yu's shoulders and covered her mouth.
Sang Yu's smiling body trembled slightly, her lips brushed against Mu Rong's palm, and the hot air from her nostrils hit Mu Rong's fingers one after another. What about the heat
Ah Miao said what Sang Yu wanted to say, and her words became more intense, which relieved her heavy heart after a day. She relaxed her body, let Murong surround her, and leaned back.
Sang Tong helped Liu Hongde up: "Mr. Liu is relieved now?"
"She ran away?"
"No, it's gone. As long as she is covered with my ghost spray, the fire will not go out. It will burn until she is gone."
"real?"
"Didn't you see it just now? Why, don't you believe me?"
"No, no, you really helped me a lot. May I ask how much this spray is for you? Can you sell me two bottles?"
Sang Tong gritted his teeth, and replied with a smile: "500,000 bottles, how many bottles does Mr. Liu want? If you buy ten bottles at a time, I can give you a 12% discount."
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