Careless!
Xiao Ran forgot the old saying in his previous life.
It is said to be a kind of mysterious pill. Men can't stand it when they eat it, women can't stand it when they eat it, and men and women can't stand it when they eat it.
The current situation is that he and Chuyan worked together, and the bed couldn't stand it and collapsed!
Ruined!
The gravel fell, and the earth filled the sky.
Below is the Hot Spring Valley, two adults can't hide it...
Chu Yan was in the air, like reincarnation, and was about to cry.
On that delicate little face that was swollen red, it was written: "Just think of a way!"
Xiao Ran made a decisive decision.
For the first time, the bamboo board was hidden in the system space where no one could find it.
Some things are transferred to the space ring, and then the space ring is worn on the hand to prevent being searched.
Immediately, he waved away the gravel and soil, grabbed Chu Yan's waist and rolled down together.
In the end, he slipped into the hot spring pool spotlessly and aboveboard.
Gollum!
Gollum!
Just like the perfect water entry posture and spray control of the Huaxia diving team, Xiao Ran and Chuyan entered the water dashingly.
Even shoes and coats were taken off, lest the mud contaminate the pool water.
Because the sound was not big, Yinyue real person frowned slightly, but was only slightly surprised. Seeing that it was Xiao Ran and Chuyan, he didn't get angry.
The waving made the fog in the pool a little heavier, but at close range, nothing could be seen.
The pool was deep, but not big, and the four of them were almost full.
Ling Zhouyue roughly guessed what the two were doing, full of black lines.
"What are you two idiots doing! Haven't you seen a woman's body, what's so beautiful!"
At first glance, Chu Yan saw that even one layer of her clothes had been stripped off, leaving only a thin bamboo film covering her clothes.
Thinking that women are also beautiful, I timidly replied:
"Master is not an ordinary woman..."
Ling Zhouyue ignored her and scolded Xiao Ran directly.
"What about the teacher's wine? If I don't drink any more wine, my injury will have sequelae. At that time, I will ask you to walk on my back for the rest of your life. Would you like to?"
Xiao Ran's vision was extremely blurred, and he only heard voices.
As long as I have the value of filial piety, can I still be unwilling
"Disciple is naturally willing, but warm wine can be out of the cellar in half a day."
Ling Zhouyue was satisfied and continued to curse.
"Since you're not here to deliver wine, what are you two doing here sneakily?"
Yin Yuezhen was thoughtful.
"I seem to have seen a bamboo panel painting just now. Is my nephew stealing a painting of a woman?"
Xiao Ran denied it!
"How is that possible! I stand upright and sit upright, and it is impossible for me to do such a dirty thing."
Yinyue real person smiled and said:
"I heard that there are painters in the folk who pursue absolute natural sketching, and there are peeping women who paint, and the paintings are really lifelike. If they are pursuing the perfect painting skills, the master will not blame you."
How can Xiao Ran be fooled by sending a proposition!
He immediately took out backup means.
"Actually, I was afraid that Master would be bored, so I invented a small game, and I wanted to bring it with Master to relieve the boredom."
Ling Zhouyue did not believe his evil at all.
"It's lustful, it's lustful, just paint when you draw, don't make fun of me, and give the teacher a limit of ten breaths to take out the game, otherwise don't blame me for searching you, find pictures of women, and see who you are drawing!"
Xiao Ran hurriedly took out a large bamboo board and floated steadily on the water.
Then he took out a pair of fifty-four bamboo cards and lined them up on the bamboo board.
Yinyue Zhenren was slightly startled, waved his hand, and the thick fog in the middle dissipated, and only saw bamboo boards and bamboo cards.
Even Chu Yan was stunned.
"what is this?"
Ling Zhouyue stretched out her hand to take the bamboo token and took a closer look.
"Don't paint women and ghosts? You have a big problem with your sexuality!"
Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:
"It has nothing to do with sexual orientation. It's called a ghost card. You can play a lot of small games with it. The most common one is called "Three Fighting the Nether"."
Ling Zhouyue frowned slightly.
"Do you still have time to play games?"
Xiao Ran said:
"This game can exercise the resistance to the ghosts of the Nether, and maybe you can find a way to defeat the Nether from the game."
Ling Zhouyue's voice was cold and lazy, but there was a faint interest.
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"Oh?"
"The cards are very simple."
"One to ten are number cards, representing the power of human beings. Three flower cards and two human-shaped underworld cards represent the power of the ghost."
"Three of them are the smallest, increasing to ten in order, then the flower card [Mingzi] [Ming Empress] [Pluto], and then the number card one, the number card two, the largest card is the ghost card representing the humanoid ghost. Commonly known as the little ghost and the big ghost."
"The rules are a little complicated. You can start a soul technique that strengthens your memory and proficiency. I'll understand it once I say it."
"The biggest combination card is the big and small ghosts, and the second is..."
After Xiao Ran's introduction, he led the three of them to try out a few more games.
The three of them are cultivators, and they quickly mastered the rules of the game and preliminary skills.
"It's pretty fun."
Ling Zhouyue clapped the bamboo sign, and suddenly had an idea.
"If you promote this game to the casinos in Chaos City, wouldn't it make a lot of money to charge a license fee?"
"You know how to gamble."
Yinyue Zhenren's voice sounded severe, but it also revealed a tenderness like a mother's love.
Ling Zhouyue pursed her lips, and she was a little coquettish in her arrogance.
"What game do you play without a bettor?"
In the thick fog, Xiao Ran took the opportunity to interject:
"In my hometown, this game is often used to play the game of undressing punishment. In winter, whoever loses a game will take off a layer of clothing."
Chu Yan shivered when she heard it.
"So cruel..."
Ling Zhouyue's voice was suddenly as cold as a hanging moon.
"What the hell are you thinking about?"
Xiao Ran smiled and said:
"Since we are soaking in the hot springs without clothes, I suggest dispersing the fog. Whoever loses a game will wear a piece of clothes. Wearing clothes and soaking in the hot springs is as uncomfortable as going shirtless in winter!"
Chu Yanting's scalp was numb, and she shrank.
Taking advantage of the thick fog, I quickly stripped off my bumpy body, which made me feel much more comfortable.
"Are you earning everything horizontally and vertically?"
Ling Zhouyue rarely heard Xiao Ran's logic, her eyebrows twitched in anger, kicked him out of the pool with one kick, and flew straight back to Baicao Peak.
"Go and practice for me!"
After kicking Xiao Ran away and leaving three women, she felt much more comfortable.
"Idle is also idle, just follow this rule, the three of us play."
At the same time, Xiao Ran, who was kicked away, did not argue anything, and returned to Zhijian Peak honestly and very Buddhist.
Sitting cross-legged on the lone pine, closing your eyes, breathing in and out, absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, as if entering a Zen state.
Amitabha, good is good.
With such a silent recitation in my heart, I silently opened an oversized bamboo board that was three feet square.
Bamboo boards stand on pine branches, like a 60-inch large-screen TV.
The bamboo board flashes with blue light, and through the finely engraved spiritual patterns on the surface, it is linked to the hidden spiritual pattern code on the back of each bamboo card in Hot Spring Valley, realizing high-definition real-time transmission of the picture.
Fifty-four card backs transmit fifty-four pictures at the same time.
A snowflake...
If you don't recite Amitabha Buddha silently, you really can't bear it!
Although in the picture, the chest is below the water surface, and the light and shadow are distorted by the rippling water waves.
But Xiao Ran can easily restore the curve after reading more than 10,000 films.
B, C, F…
The other hand silently opened the drawing bamboo board.
As the game started, Xiao Ran kept receiving news of the value of filial piety being recorded in his mind.
[Congratulations to the host for getting 1 Filial Piety!]
[Congratulations to the host for getting 1 Filial Piety!]
[Congratulations…]
Facts have proved that filial piety through entertainment and relief from fatigue can also increase the value of filial piety!
However, at this moment, his mind was not on the value of filial piety at all.
Draw, draw for Lao Tzu!
…
Baicao Peak, Hot Spring Valley.
Ling Zhouyue is an old gambler and is good at all kinds of gambling skills.
Compared with Yinyue and Chuyan, she is proficient in playing such small games and has a natural advantage.
"I often say that Wang Yongquan of Wuyan City can win nine games in a row by guessing the size. It's not a problem for me to bet that Ling Zhouyue hangs the master and the disciple."
"The price of winning and losing is the same for Nether and human beings. They have to wear clothes. There is no need to be Nether. Isn't it good to fight two and one? I will ambush one."
"You can't grab this card, and you don't have to grab it. Chuyan, you're dead, don't blame the master and me for a super double backhand and make a fortune in silence!"
"Hey, Chu Yan, you also doubled? Don't be afraid, you can't beat me with your cards, five, six, seven, eight, nine, two human cannons, very arrogant, this card."
"The only regret is that if this Pluto can be replaced by a Pluto, this game will be a lore, but unfortunately it can't be changed, it doesn't matter, it won't affect winning or losing."
"Walking alone to an empress? Stupid! Master, hurry up... Master, don't you even want an empress? Master, hurry up, don't dawdle."
"Five, six, seven, eight, ninety... I made a mistake, I should play two... No problem, if I win, I will pour a cup of black tea for the master and start your fireworks show!"
"Hahaha, Chuyan, I'll count how many cards you have, one, two, three, four... Seventeen! Can you beat me with seventeen bamboo cards? If you can beat Shizu with seventeen cards today, I was on the spot—"
Chu Yan faintly felt that the master might want to make an earth-shattering oath.
In order to avoid the embarrassing scene of Shizu breaking his promise, she was very obedient and put the bamboo token in her hand on the bamboo board before Shizu took the oath.
"Human artillery with flying sword..."
Ling Zhouyue stared at the bamboo sign for a long time without saying a word.
After a while, he silently put on the green robe.
The green robe was soaked in water, sticking sticky to the slender and fertile body, showing even more temptation.
On the sword holding peak, Xiao Ran shook his head and smiled, feeling that history is really similar across planes.
At the same time, the brush is used to describe and record this extremely artistic scene.
Three generations fighting against the ghost... Really a masterpiece of the end of the law.
Wonderful!
…
night.
A new batch of warm wine finally came out of the cellar.
The Dao League's long-awaited reward has also come down.