Xiao Ran's obsession with the master stemmed from the system, loyal to the powerful, and caught in the beauty.
It's not that Xiao Ran is lecherous or rebellious, it's that Master is just too good!
Otherwise, this kind of stupid woman, Xiao Ran punched and banged.
Xiao Ran's obsession eventually turned into a silly bun figure, ready to be kept as a private collection.
"Master doesn't like it? Then I'll keep it."
Ling Zhouyue retracted her left hand holding the jade doll.
"You pinch me into a child's face, but your chest is still so big. It shows that your thoughts are very dangerous. No, you can't have this thing. I will keep it for you."
"No, this is the disciple's collection."
Xiao Ran was reluctant to give up, and suddenly reached out and grabbed the chubby leg of the figure master.
"Let go."
Ling Zhouyue suddenly looked like a sword, and her voice was cold, as if Xiao Ran didn't let go, she would bite.
Xiao Ran said helplessly:
"How can there be a collection of your own figurines? It's okay if the master wants, but Rong disciple will add some more."
Ling Zhouyue was stunned for a moment, and carefully hid the jade puppet.
"Stupid, if you add more material, it will go out of shape!"
"Uh, not adding there..."
Xiao Ran took some nephrite jade, and squeezed a bun-shaped self.
So that Baozi Shizun rides on Baozi Xiao Ran's shoulders, and the two buns are stacked on top of each other, just like the spring frog and the autumn cicada stack the little Arhat.
Baozi Xiao Ran was holding a sword and seemed to be fighting.
Although it is a standing posture, because it is in the shape of a steamed bun, it is not much taller than the cross-legged sitting posture of the steamed bun.
Baozi Shizun sat cross-legged on Baozi Xiao Ran's shoulders, hooked his feet around his neck, and pointed to the front, as if pointing a sword at Xiao Ran, but his head was lowered, and he was secretly drinking from a pot.
It looks lifelike and lifelike, as if it were happening.
Ling Zhouyue still had a straight face, feeling that she was being vilified.
"Your sword posture is very handsome, and your face is hot and handsome like a freshly baked bun. Why are you drinking secretly for your teacher, and you look very wretched?"
Xiao Ran said solemnly:
"I'm sorry, Master, the disciple is a realist artist and cannot create it with no conscience. If Master doesn't want this jade puppet, I will collect it myself."
"I want."
Ling Zhouyue hurriedly hid the two jade puppets in her arms and went directly to the storage space of the space ring.
This is a method only for experts. Otherwise, it is directly stored in the space ring in the open air, which requires the storage time of space distortion, and it is easy to be taken away during the period.
Xiao Ran had already seen this from his uncle and master.
[Congratulations to the host for getting 28 filial piety points!]
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After leaving the clay figurine booth, Xiao Ran and Shizun continued to circle east.
The colorful candles floating on the lake, swaying in the wind and in the microwave, contrast with the cruise ships and the street red lanterns reflected on the water.
There are more and more pedestrians by the lake, and there are many children running and playing and parents following behind.
Xiao Ran had to walk very close to the master so that he would not be scattered by pedestrians.
I don't know if it was because of the lifting of the consumption restrictions or because of the cartoon jade puppet, Xiao Ran felt that the master was more excited than usual, and he no longer felt that lazy.
The temperament is not the same as usual, I don't know if it is an illusion, but there is a little woman's joy.
The evening wind is intoxicating, not as intoxicating as the master.
The delicious street food is equally intoxicating.
Xiao Ran was a little greedy, and planned to take Shizun to eat squid baby squid, stinky tofu, shrimp dumplings, and crispy rolls... all of which were rejected by Shizun.
Ling Zhouyue waved her hand.
"These are vulgar things, and none of them taste as good as your cakes."
Of course Xiao Ran knew this, but eating the food she made was like enjoying her five girls, and she always felt that something was missing.
"What do you eat is the atmosphere, do you understand? If you don't eat street food when you go shopping, what kind of shopping is it?"
Ling Zhouyue was thoughtful, she stretched out her finger and turned around, and suddenly suggested:
"I'll take you to eat wife cake. It is said that if you eat his wife cake, you will definitely get a wife next year."
You say this and I'm hungry!
Xiao Ran couldn't believe it.
"real or fake?"
Ling Zhouyue patted her big breasts.
"I've been in love with my teacher for nearly a thousand years, and it's always beneficial. This wife cake has also played a certain role."
Came to the wife cake stall.
It's a log cabin.
The boss is a middle-aged man with slightly gray hair, and he actually has a foundation-building cultivation base.
Is it because of a brokenhearted that the foundation-building cultivator did not go to practice well, but came to sell wife cakes
Ling Zhouyue came to the wooden house and skillfully discharged two spirit stones, making a crisp sound.
"One piece of wife cake."
Xiao Ran also quickly followed, teasing:
"Can I just want my wife without the cake?"
The middle-aged man suddenly raised his head and glanced at Xiao Ran.
"Don't you have a wife?"
Xiao Ran smiled and shook his head.
"This is my master."
The middle-aged man is embarrassed and hastily apologized:
"Sorry, I'm quick."
Xiao Ran nodded slightly.
"It's okay."
The middle-aged man immersed himself in making cakes, and when he was waiting for baking, he suddenly said:
"However, the two of you are really a good match."
Ling Zhouyue pouted, kicked her feet to bake the outer wall of the kang, and stared at the middle-aged man.
"If you sell cakes, sell them well, and learn from pimping."
The middle-aged man scratched his head embarrassedly.
"Haha, Elder Lingzhou calm down, congratulations on accepting your apprentice, you are the arrogance of Dao League at a young age, the future is limitless, and you will surely marry Fairy Ruhua in the coming year."
When Xiao Ran heard this, his forehead was full of black lines...
It turns out that you have known each other for a long time. Are you together to flirt with me
"Thank you for your blessings."
After getting the wife cake, Xiao Ran suddenly felt relieved that he had married a wife.
It is indeed sweet and delicious to taste, but after chewing it slowly, it has a lot of stamina, which makes people unconsciously miss the wife in the distance.
Missing the hand that is close at hand without a wife.
Did this guy really fall out of love
What a good cake!
Xiao Ran sighed.
Ling Zhouyue held her hands behind her back like a young girl, walking backwards, so as to take a closer look at Xiao Ran's expression when she was eating the cake.
"Is it tasty?"
Xiao Ran nodded.
"good to eat."
Ling Zhouyue said with a bright and harmless smile:
"If it's delicious, remember to share it with Master when you marry a wife next year."
What an ethical NTR drama!
Xiao Ran felt that the top of his head was a little green, but the green was not obvious.
"Sharing joy, or something else?"
You take my sister and don't allow me to share your wife
Ling Zhouyue carried revenge in her heart, and giggled:
"How can you share joy if you don't share anything else?"
You are right...
So this is the shared wife
Xiao Ran stretched out his wife cake.
"Then Master, eat some too, and you will marry a wife next year."
"I don't eat it, I want to share yours."
Ling Zhouyue waved her hand, only raised her head to drink, never eat cake.
There must be my teacher in the three-person line, which is what I originally said.
If three become two, I won't be green, right
Xiao Ran thought to himself.
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The two continued to walk counterclockwise along the lake.
Along the way, you can see many dragon dancers recruiting dragon hunters for tourists.
For example, there were people who had eyes but didn't recognize Mount Tai, so they stopped Xiao Ran directly.
"The two fellow Daoists are very generous. Do you want to join our Dragon Hunting Team of Sword of the Sky? Our team is guided by experienced professors of ghost hunting, professional dragon hunting teammates with their own strengths, perfect logistics and security guarantees, and hunting to the devil The spirit stone earned by the dragon is one share per person."
Xiao Ran felt that something was wrong, and deliberately said:
"Do you want money? I won't add it if you don't want it."
And this idiot
The liar suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
"Although it requires money, but now join the group at the temple fair, you can enjoy a half-price discount. As long as the two of you hand in eight spirit stones each, you can join the sword of the sky."
Xiao Ran frowned.
"Only eight spirit stones? You are too unprofessional. We are not at the level of eight spirit stones."
Ah this...
The liar meets the fool, and suddenly there is chaos.
"Then how much do you see fit?"
Xiao Ran pondered:
"At least 108,000, right? This is to hunt a dragon, not to play a dragon."
Ling Zhouyue couldn't listen anymore, after all, even her IQ could see that these people were liars.
Then he raised his foot and threw a few people into the water.
Continue shopping.
In the water behind them, several people shouted unconvinced:
"Why beat people in the street?"
"Do you know who we are?"
"Hurry up and stop!"
A passerby whispered:
"That's Zongzhishan Ling Zhouyue and the newest Taoist Alliance Tianjiao Xiao Ran."
"Oh."
Several people sank into the water automatically, bubbling, and waited until Xiao Ran and the two walked a long way before bubbling out of the water, almost not suffocating to death.
Xiao Ran and Shizun continued to stroll around.
Along the way, there are more than one team, and there are various ways, all of which rely on the pretext of forming a group to hunt dragons, and defrauding the group fee or teaching fee.
Ling Zhouyue shook her head and sighed, very puzzled.
"There are too many dragon-hunting liars now... It's just a dragon, is it so rare?"
As soon as the voice fell, a heroic and sonorous female voice came:
"The two fellow Daoists are extraordinary, do you want to join the jadeless Hualian dragon hunting team?"
Ling Zhouyue was about to lift her leg to kick someone, when Xiao Ran suddenly pinned her thigh.
"This time, it doesn't seem like a liar."
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