Xiao Ran stepped on the surface of the water, and only stopped when the swirling foam that flew upside down rushed out ten feet away.
There was an uproar around.
He felt very strange.
Xuan Mozi triggered Shizun's Haoran Sword Qi to be blown away. In theory, it should be a man.
Xiao Ran originally thought that Xuanmozi should be the type of Niu Zixiao singing and hanging.
But in his arms, he was very soft.
If you look closely, this guy's masculine traits are completely gone.
The face is delicate and round, the skin is smooth and tender, the stubble and pores are invisible, the Adam’s apple is flat, and the chest is ups and downs. Instead of taking out a cow bigger than himself, there is a stream with lush water and grass...
If you hadn't heard her story, you would never have found out that he was once a boy.
As expected of the world of comprehension, the change of personality is so thorough!
Xiao Ran felt that if he could travel back one day, he could become the richest man in the world with this technology alone.
As for the wife cake...
Men and women are not the focus, not even people or animals. The point is: the master doesn't like people, he won't like either.
He will like the person the master likes.
Because of the fun of sharing, it can bring him the value of filial piety!
Catching the swirling foam, he stepped back ten feet on the water to stabilize his body, and in the midst of a roar of complaints, Xiao Ran politely put down the legendary singer.
Xuan Mozi was shocked, stood on the water, bowed slightly to Xiao Ran and saluted.
"Qi cultivation is able to catch the concubine, could it be that the son is..."
Xiao Ran nodded in return.
"Xiao Ran."
Xuan Mozi glanced at Xiao Ran, only to feel that this person is very handsome, very handsome, worthy of being a disciple of Senior Sister Lingzhou, then smiled and said:
"Xuanmozi has seen Xiao Tianjiao."
"Uncle, don't be too polite."
Xiao Ran waved his hand, thinking that this is a polite interaction between real men.
Xuan Mozi turned to look at the high platform in the middle of the lake, and said with nostalgia:
"Five hundred years later, Elder Lingzhou hasn't changed at all. No matter what my body and mind look like, I'm still hurt by her sword qi."
Xiao Ran couldn't tell for a while, whether this person was too obsessed with Shizun to change from male to female, or whether he used Shizun's physique as a touchstone to test his degree of femininity...
"This kind of thing is beyond the control of the master."
Xuan Mozi turned his head and glanced at Xiao Ran, feeling that he had suffered a lot from Senior Sister Lingzhou.
"Saving the three million people in Wuyan City is not like what she did. You should have participated in it, right?"
Xiao Ran was slightly startled, and asked with great interest:
"How to do it like what the master does?"
Whirlpool smiled and said:
"If it was her own decision, you would be stewing keel soup now."
"… "
Is catching a dragon more important? Or is saving lives more important
This is a problem.
Xiao Ran could not answer.
Seeing Xiao Ran's silence, Xuan Mozi turned and said:
"That's fine, saving people is the most important thing. I hope you can all get the Medal of Punishment."
"thanks."
Xuan Mozi stepped away, suddenly stopped, and stood with his hands behind his back like a young girl.
"By the way, your mouth smells of wife cake."
ha
Xiao Ran was a little uncomfortable being smelled so meticulously by a man.
"Cough, I don't want a husband and wife."
Xuan Mozi covered his mouth and smiled:
"Hearing is false, seeing is true, how do you know that I must be a man?"
Ah this...
Xiao Ran retreated back to the lake.
There was already a lot of scolding around the lake.
"Give me back the whirlpool!"
"Ling Zhouyue is violent, she owes money and doesn't pay back!"
"Xuanmo is the most beautiful, Xuanmo is the most gentle, I just need Xuanmo to introduce the game!"
Xiao Ran faintly felt bad.
really!
Lake Island High Platform.
Ling Zhouyue did not receive the appearance fee, but received a lot of scolding, drinking with a pot, and waving her sleeves.
A wide range of shocking spirits fell, crushing more than 100,000 people around the lake, all lying on the ground, their faces pressed to the ground, unable to move.
"I saved 3 million people in Wuyan City, killed 100,000 of you, and got 2.5 million credits. Let me listen carefully to who is scolding me?"
As soon as Ling Zhouyue said a word, the six musicians behind her shivered with fright, as if seeing a demon.
The question is, 3 million minus 100,000, isn't it 2.9 million
Even so, no one dared to say anything more.
Xuan Mozi shook his head and smiled, walking towards the island in the heart of the lake.
The whole lake was silent.
There are also die-hard fans of Xuanmozi who are not afraid of death. Just as they were about to speak, they were knocked unconscious by the people around them.
Even Wuyu, the son of luck, was crushed to the ground by this spiritual pressure, unable to move.
The wound on the left waist that had just healed opened again, and blood was gurgling out…
"Whether innocent or not, to put pressure on 100,000 people indiscriminately, isn't Elder Lingzhou too chaotic?"
Hua Lian glanced at Xiao Ran in the distance, and actually stood firm under the pressure of the Dao Spirit.
"Others can stand up by refining qi, but you can't stand when you build a foundation. Think about whether it's your own problem."
Wuyu's innocent and handsome face was pressed against the slate, and he turned his head to look at Xiao Ran, his face suddenly depressed.
"What kind of talent is Junior Brother Xiao? I'm just a arrogant bastard who has lost his luck."
Hua Lian ignored him, and the more he ignored him, the more depressed he became, but turned his attention to Ling Zhouyue on the island in the heart of the lake.
"Accepted an apprentice, she has changed."
With no jade face on the ground, he faltered and said:
"Have often corporal punishment turned violent?"
"No, it's become gentle."
"… "
When Xuan Mozi returned to the high platform, the entire lakeside street was silent, and no one even dared to cheer.
She stopped a foot away from Ling Zhouyue, turned around and said to the crowd by the lake:
"In the three-person Netherworld game, a certain female villain was designed by Elder Lingzhou based on himself. If you have any dissatisfaction, you can go to the game and defeat her."
And this role
Ling Zhouyue was stunned, thinking that Xiao Ran was cheating on her, and asked curiously:
"Which card are you talking about?"
Xuan Mozi quietly said with a divine thought:
"This is the backup promotion plan given by Bai Ye. Senior sister should leave first."
Hello Chen Ziyan!
Ling Zhouyue's figure flashed, and she left the island in the heart of the lake, and also withdrew the spiritual pressure.
When the audience by the lake saw Ling Zhouyue leaving and Lingya withdrew, they were all furious.
"I want to play Dou Nether!"
"Don't stop me from anyone!"
"I want to defeat Ling Zhouyue!"
Xiao Ran shook his head.
I thought that no matter how the times change, the people will always be stupid, and any business behavior that overestimates the intelligence of the people will fail miserably in the end.
Just like the novels he had read in his previous life, any book that can only be understood with a brain will be bloody.
After all, he didn't want to think about it himself.
Who wouldn't want to be a carefree idiot if conditions allowed
Ling Zhouyue returned to the lake and found Xiao Ran.
"Let's go."
"Um."
The lakeside tour ended here, and the two walked back along the road.
On the island in the heart of the lake, after Xuan Mozi introduced the game rules of Dou You Ming, it was just midnight.
Fireworks rose slowly from the island in the center of the lake, opened, bright and extinguished, and disappeared in the dark night, reflecting the colorful lake water, flickering and darkening.
Although Ling Zhouyue withdrew the horrified spiritual pressure, wherever the two walked, nearby passers-by were still crawling on the ground, and no one dared to get up.
Walking among the crawling crowd, Xiao Ran felt as romantic as Shizun watching fireworks in the grass.
The bright light of the fire floated on her face, Ling Zhouyue raised her glass and drank, and she had not been in such a happy mood for a long time.
"How does it feel to hold a man?"
Xiao Ran silently followed behind Shizun and said without hesitation:
"It's more comfortable to hold Master."
Ling Zhouyue shook her head and smiled:
"You seem to have hugged me. If you hug me, you are long gone."
According to historical experience, this is a metaphysical question.
Because Xiao Ran doesn't get hurt by sword energy every time he encounters Master.
Sometimes, he encounters the master with pure purpose, or the master himself touches him, these are no problem.
Once the dirt in his heart is close to the master, it is easy to be hurt by the sword qi.
Specifically, further scientific research is needed.
Master seems to be a treasure waiting to be developed.
"Master's body is really interesting."
Xiao Ran sighed.
Ling Zhouyue Xuanhu shook his head.
"It's not interesting, it will kill people, your Taoism is still far from good, it's better to be disciplined to me."
Xiao Ran nodded.
"The disciple has always taught science and obeyed the rules."
I don't know if it was because of the anger and spiritual pressure just now, Ling Zhouyue suddenly felt a little tired.
Suddenly stopped and turned around, a rare squeamishness appeared on the clear face hidden by the fireworks.
"I'm tired, you carry me."
Xiao Ran stepped forward and snatched Shizun's wine bamboo tube, then bent down and carried Shizun on his back.
Suddenly I realized the mystery of Master's constitution and the vastness of the universe.
Ling Zhouyue hooked Xiao Ran's neck lazily.
"How about it, does the wife cake work?"
Xiao Ran thought about it and said:
"The disciple feels that a man and a woman may not be the most intimate husband and wife. The master gave me the bone of the blood moon, which means that my relationship with the master is stronger and closer than that of a husband and wife. With the master there, the disciple still needs wife?"
You have some conscience!
When the words reached Ling Zhouyue's mouth, it turned into a slander.
"You don't have any prospects. You don't practice any boy skills. You have been a virgin all your life. As a teacher, you always feel that I owe you, so I want to find you a wife."
I see you want to play a threesome!
Xiao Ran was very dissatisfied.
"In theory, isn't the master also a boy? Why do you have to laugh at a hundred steps?"
"Besides the physical reason for my teacher, I was also careless and practiced the wrong exercises. In fact, when I was a teenager... I also liked men."
With that said, Ling Zhouyue completely crawls on Xiao Zhan's back, with her side face on Xiao Zhan's neck, letting the light of fireworks rise and disappear on her picturesque face, just like sunrise and sunset.
[Congratulations to the host for getting 88 filial piety points!]
Xiao Ran filial piety, and said nothing more.
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Chapter 160 The King of Talking: Immortal and Immortal