West of Chaos City, dark forest.
Junzi was beaten, and the dragon saved the man. After that, the dark fog in the dark forest suddenly became much thinner, and the sun dappled in. It seemed that it was not so dark.
The sword boat flew slowly in the forest, and there was not a single underworld beast in a radius of ten miles, and they all hid far away.
Xiao Ran and Shizun soaked in the pool of misty peach blossoms, finally feeling a little travel.
She hadn't seen her apprentice for ten days, Ling Zhouyue sat on the edge of the pool directly opposite Xiao Ran, staring at him with twinkling sword eyes, her heroic facial features became full of resentment.
Money is gone.
Book, not updated.
Massage and chat, the filial piety that the apprentice should do is endless.
She also asked her to save the field and defeat the enemy herself, but the dragon that was promised turned into a python again.
What about a good travel honeymoon
Why is she the only one to blame
Ling Zhouyue folded her arms around her chest, even the mist could not cover up the deep snow gully.
There was a sword light in his glittering eyes, as if a sword was sinking under the clear lake water.
Her voice is like the moon, revealing high openness and majesty.
"Do you know how you spent the past ten days as a teacher?"
Xiao Ran thought for a while, and finally came up with four words.
"Play cards and sleep."
"… "
Ling Zhouyue's brows twitched slightly, the water waves trembled slightly, she gritted her teeth and held back her anger:
"We agreed to come out for our honeymoon, but you are incompetent, you can't do a task for ten days, and you miss your teacher too much, so you have to play cards every day to anesthetize yourself, which will lead to losing money, losing money for your teacher, you have to take the main responsibility , you must get me money immediately."
Reverse the cause and effect, transfer the contradiction, and focus on making money, as expected of you!
When he went out, Xiao Ran was a little worried, although he was a big winner.
"I killed Nanmen Yijian, is Shizun not worried at all?"
Who is Nanmen Yijian
Oh, it's the guy who got dusted...
In the past few days, the people of Chaos City have spread the story of Xiao Ran's hero saving his daughter and angered to kill the family, and they can't wait to write it in the book.
"Don't go to the Dao League headquarters, who would dare to come to Zongzhishan to ask for trouble?"
Ling Zhouyue pouted.
Xiao Ran felt a little strange. According to the character of the master, shouldn't it be: Whoever dares to ask for trouble will come and destroy the Nanmen family
Master seems to be deliberately avoiding the headquarters of the Dao League.
Xiao Ran said tentatively:
"The people of the Nanmen family don't dare to ask for trouble, and the Dao League headquarters will be held accountable."
"Do you think I'm stupid? Nanmen Yijian is just a worm that eats expensive rice. What about you, rubbing a big bird with your hands and driving a giant scorpion, the Dao League has treasured you now, and 80% will find an opportunity to win you over to serve in the Dao League, Atonement will be made."
Ling Zhouyue processed and modified Chen Ziyan's words, and turned them into her own words.
Master is not stupid!
Xiao Ran thought to himself.
"If I go to work in the headquarters of the Dao League, what should Master do?"
Ling Zhouyue was drinking, and suddenly her face darkened, she put down the jug, and her tone was different.
"I don't go to the Dao League headquarters anyway. You can do it yourself. If you like Junior Sister Hua Lian, you can go if you want to have a bunch of children."
When Xiao Ran heard it, Master's words seemed to be covered with a layer of fog, and a sword was hidden in the fog.
Send a title!
Xiao Ran shivered with fright, and moved in the opposite direction of his death, without thinking:
"I'll be wherever the Master is. Xiao Ran will always only like the Master. If I want to have a child, I will have a child with the Master."
"puff-"
Ling Zhouyue's head buzzed, and three feet away, a sip of wine juice was sprayed on Xiao Ran's face.
gross…
No, the wine is delicious.
My winemaking skills are amazing!
Xiao Ran was a little confused.
He was frightened and blurted out by Master's proposition just now. He was too focused on the standard answer, and he accidentally said what he said in his heart.
I thought Shizun was going to use force, so that her smooth and soft feet would have a close contact with his forehead, but Shizun spat out a mouthful of wine and stared at him for a few breaths with his beautiful eyes, but he didn't get tough for a while. When he got up, he was told that his body was tense and his face was red. It took a long time before he shouted angrily:
"Suddenly being so nauseous, you're going to die!"
No momentum at all...
"… "
Xiao Ran was also stunned.
Shizun's blushing face can be seen through the fog, no, no, Shizun, you have to be reserved.
[Congratulations to the host for getting 88 filial piety points!]
good guy!
Xiao Ran was taken aback and inadvertently seemed to have touched the code of wealth.
He suddenly wanted to say something—
Master I love you!
or—
Master, I want to sleep with you!
After thinking about it, forget it, this experiment may be life-threatening.
As for Master's reaction, it is normal to think about it.
Handsome men and beautiful women, young and vigorous, living together in the same room, bathing and massaging every day...
Even if you do this every day with a rock, you will have feelings, not to mention people.
The little dragon girl is so cold and cold, doesn't she have feelings for Yang Guo
Although Shizun doesn't like men, it is also limited by his constitution. He is not a natural female man. Listening to her own words about the girlhood, her sexuality is also normal.
Unexpectedly, the master has been bent for thousands of years, and the old apprentice may be smashed by the apprentice!
It is also a kind of filial piety...
Xiao Ran realized.
The heart is the first, and the next experiment can only be carried out when the water is in order.
Ling Zhouyue's body was tense for a long time before she recovered, and she sighed softly:
"Sure enough, do you still want to find a wife for you?"
Xiao Ran said with a smile;
"Where to find it?"
Ling Zhouyue took a sip of wine and said thoughtfully:
"Your Chen Shi Niang is a businessman, so she is really not suitable to be your wife; I like Murong Yu from Dahemen very much, but it's a pity that it's too cold. I'm afraid that you won't be able to handle it in a short time, which will hurt your self-esteem; Hua Lian is easy, but it's a pity Not feminine enough, I don't like being a teacher..."
Xiao Ran obeyed.
Are you choosing a concubine for yourself, or a wife for me
Ling Zhouyue continued:
"Actually, the reason why I don't want to go to the Dao League headquarters is to avoid your other mistress. She used to be my favorite woman, but it's a pity..."
"Don't be a pity, tell me in detail."
Xiao Ran suddenly became interested and wanted to see what the woman that Master liked the most looked like.
Ling Zhouyue's face turned black inexplicably.
"Forget it, let's talk about it later. This woman can't be introduced to you. She can't bear it as a teacher. She can't let you jump out of one pit and fall into another pit."
What's the matter with you, one pit after another, the more you talk about it, the more provocative you are
Xiao Ran became more and more curious, but it was difficult to ask in detail, so as not to appear that the nauseous words just now were too false.
"If I don't go to the headquarters of the Dao League, the disciple may be on a mission soon. According to Hua Lian, my first mission is probably to destroy the apostle."
Ling Zhouyue was slightly startled.
"Destroy the apostles?"
Xiao Ran nodded and began to sleep:
"When the disciple lived in the mortal world, he was fortunate... He was unfortunately sold by the apostles. I heard that the headquarters of the apostles is in a holy place. The scenery is extremely beautiful. There is a ghost, everything has no ghost], it seems to say so.”
Ling Zhouyue was unmoved.
"No one knows where the headquarters of the apostles is, how to destroy them?"
Xiao Ran had a look of longing on his face.
"It's just like traveling. If you find it, it must be beautiful."
When talking about travel, Ling Zhouyue got angry.
"Do you think I'll fall for you again?"
"This time, the disciple will not leave the master alone to be chic."
Xiao Ran smiled and continued to sleep.
"The three major ways out in the end of the law are the magic dragon, the sanctuary and the ladder. Now that the magic dragon has appeared, the sanctuary is related to the apostle, and the purpose of the cloth man is to take me to the apostle. It seems that among the three major ways of the end of the law The magic dragon is actually related to the sanctuary, maybe we go to the apostles, maybe we can see the ladder, and if we see the ladder, maybe we can go to the moon together."
Xiao Ran's lobbying finally worked.
Speaking of the moon, Ling Zhouyue inexplicably thinks of a night when she was stolen by an unworthy disciple...
The bright moon was in the sky, the mountain wind was gentle, and the unworthy disciple who kissed her while she was asleep was recoiled into the sky by the sword energy.
Afraid that the unworthy disciple would fall to his death, she took him to the sky in one step and held him in her arms.
At that time, this unworthy face looked disappointed, and said with longing:
[If one day, I can go to the moon with Master to see it.]
"Do you really want to go to the moon?"
Ling Zhouyue asked Xiao Ran again.
Of course I do!
All Chinese want to go to the moon!
"Um."
Xiao Ran nodded sincerely.
"Okay, I promise you to find the apostle."
Ling Zhouyue let out a long sigh and warned:
"This time, don't make me lose money, and don't make me bored, or I won't spare you."
Xiao Ran said:
"That's natural. I'll go back and remodel Juyan. This time we're going to drive the armor. Isn't it beautiful?"
Ling Zhouyue pouted, raised her head and took a sip of wine.
"Let's talk about it, Master has slept too much recently, and my neck is stiff. Come and squeeze my neck for me."
Xiao Ran:
"Oh, then I'll get dressed first..."
"wear clothes?"
Ling Zhouyue rolled her eyes at him.
"Didn't you just say that you want to have children with your teacher? Dare to love is fake? Don't worry, if you have a clean heart, you won't be hurt by the sword qi. This is also a kind of practice and test for you."
Xiao Ran's heart skipped a beat.
Terrible!
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Chapter 178 The King of Talking: Wuhu Speeds Up