Xiao Ran was not in charge of Sword Peak for three days.
Chu Yan did not have Xiao Ran's ability to serve Ling Zhouyue at all. She was already in the shape of a pastoral fairy.
As a result, Ling Zhouyue returned to the free-range state where no one was served before. One person had enough to eat and the whole family was not hungry. She took a bath, fiddled with bamboo cards, and lay lounging on a pine branch to read a picture book.
After watching it for a long time, Ling Zhouyue realized that the main line of "Horse Breaking the Sky" is actually about fighting monsters and upgrading. It takes more than ten pages to draw a single medicine, and the progress of the emotional line is very slow.
In addition to the heroine Yun Yun, there are other female supporting roles such as Gu Xun'er, Medusa, Xiaoyixian, Nalan Yanran, etc., which seriously distract the emotional line, making Xiao Yan and Yun Yun too little dog food, look She was very anxious.
Probably because of her constitution, she couldn't marry a man. Ling Zhouyue pinned a lot of long-standing and girlish feelings on Yunyun.
This is uncharacteristically, and with great interest, I read Xiao Ran's "Horse Breaking the Sky".
The result is that the more you look at it, the more inappropriate it is. Yun Yun has very few scenes. The whole story is about refining medicine, fighting monsters, practicing qigong, and being ambiguous with the female partner.
Especially that Medusa, who always felt like an old husband and wife with Xiao Yan, Gu Xun'er even had the feeling of an internal decision.
And Yun Yun is still alone in the empty room of Yun Lan Zong, just like she is bored now...
What a shit story!
Abandoned!
This Xiao Yan, a scumbag, is not worth mentioning.
Still her baby apprentice is filial and dedicated.
The same surname is Xiao, one is the author and the other is the protagonist. Why is there such a big gap between people
Read the apprentice, the apprentice arrives.
Ling Zhouyue's eyes moved, and she felt Xiao Ran's spiritual pressure from a long distance.
She sat up cross-legged and stretched long on the pine branch, thinking to herself:
The good times of being served are back!
It's better for Xiao Ran, who always thinks about the master and remembers the master, went to Shenwu Kingdom to do business, and came back so quickly, how many times stronger than that Xiao Yan!
Thinking like this, I saw Xiao Ran Yujian returning, and before the person arrived, he shouted from a distance—
"Master, I brought my wife back!"
Ling Zhouyue stretched halfway lazily, and suddenly fainted.
For a moment, she felt that what she had just read was Xiao Ran's autobiography.
Can I bring my wife back after going to Shenwu Kingdom for three days
You are better than Xiao Yan!
Ling Zhouyue sharpened her knife abruptly, holding back her impulse for the time being, let's see how Xiao Ran's wife is and whether she likes her type.
Xiao Ran Yujian landed on Jianping, and he saw the beautiful master sitting cross-legged on the branch, still the long-lost slender and graceful fluttering like a fairy.
I haven't seen the master for three days, Xiao Ran misses him very much, and when he walks up, he goes out of the king to do his filial piety, and hugs the Bingbing face wearing his blue clothes to see the master.
"How about it, this is my wife Bingbing, does Master like it?"
Even your clothes are on...
Ling Zhouyue smiled and said nothing.
I don't know when, the sky is covered with dark clouds, lightning and thunder, and it seems that a gravitational black hole has appeared above the head, gathering all things in the world to the center.
Xiao Ran looked up and felt that something was not right.
Netherworld
Do not!
This Reiatsu is even more terrifying than Netherworld!
Xiao Ran shivered all over, and was about to ask the master what to do when the black hole above his head suddenly dispersed, turning into a majestic wave falling from the sky.
"Master, be careful—"
In an instant, Xiao Ran knew that the master was angry, but he still pretended not to know, and like a moth to the flame, a fish leaped towards the master.
In exchange, it was merciless waves.
Xiao Ran was hit diagonally by a wave that fell from the sky, and was shot eastward like a cannonball, hitting the base of Chaoxia Peak with a bang.
In an instant, the entire Chaoxia Peak was shaking for a long time.
The disciples who didn't know it thought it was an earthquake.
Why is Shizun so angry
Didn't she agree to find a wife she likes and have a threesome with her
Xiao Ran pondered for a long time underground, endured the pressure of the entire mountain, and truly realized the pressure.
Half an hour later, Han Erlen and Wang Tiezhu dug a pit at the foot of the mountain and fished them out.
The two brushed the soil off Xiao Ran's body.
"Uncle Xiao, the entire Chaoxia Peak was almost torn apart. You and the elders are playing too much."
"Many disciples on the mountain went to the Discipline Hall to complain. Only the two of us did not hesitate to delay our cultivation and worked hard to dig out our uncle. There is no credit or hard work, you see..."
"Damn! Who's making me sleep?"
Xiao Ran opened his eyes in a daze, but there was only chaos and confusion in his sleepy eyes.
He didn't even look at Han Erlen and Wang Tiezhu at all.
"Ask the world, what is love? Straight-forward teaching life and death promises. The two flyers from the south to the north, the old wings have been cold and summer a few times..."
Xiao Ran's eyes were affectionate and dazed, chanting poetry, his figure flashed, his back was lonely, and he stepped on the sword and returned to the peak of holding the sword.
Only Han Er Leng and Wang Tiezhu were left frowning, recalling the poems left by Xiao Ran.
"Ask the world, what is love? Straight-forward teaching of life and death..."
"Uncle, how much emotional trauma did he suffer to make such a wonderful poem?"
The two chewed carefully and completely forgot about asking Xiao Ran for a favor.
…
Xiao Ran returned to Zhijian Peak tremblingly with preparations for being scolded.
It turned out that Shizun, Chuyan and Bingbing were playing Netherworld on the stone table in the pavilion by the water.
The big orange cat is non-slip, and fishes in the crevices of the waterside as usual.
The three of them by the pool were talking and laughing, and they were having a good time, completely forgetting his existence.
Seeing Xiao Ran coming back, Ling Zhouyue smiled and said solemnly:
"I announce that from today onwards, your wife is a teacher."
Xiao Ran breathed a sigh of relief, holding back a smile on his face, and deliberately asked:
"How is it, are you satisfied with my wife?"
Ling Zhouyue nodded unsmilingly, like a mother-in-law who tests her daughter-in-law's housework ability.
"Your wife is very good, especially Dou Youming's card skills, which are very smooth."
Can my wife not get wet
Xiao Ran set Bingbing’s rules for fighting the Nether: when he is against the master, the winning rate in 100 rounds is 51%, and when he is against others, the winning rate is 99%.
It is equivalent to saying that an invincible Dou You Ming master was almost defeated by the master.
Although Shizun failed to win, this kind of happiness is also one of the peak experiences of competitive sports.
Let the master feel that losing one's skills may only be due to luck, and it will generate the desire to keep playing.
However, Xiao Ran did not intend to deceive Master.
"This is the Douyou Ming Puppet that I specially customized in Shenwu Kingdom, and I bought it specially to play cards with Master."
Xiao Ran confessed.
Ling Zhouyue was startled.
Take a closer look, it's really a puppet!
She didn't realize it at all, although she could easily find it with just a touch of her high-level consciousness, this puppet was too realistic.
Even if it is determined to be a puppet now, she is still incredible to move her hands up and down on Bingbing, feeling the realistic body temperature and touch.
Soft and warm!
Ling Zhouyue thought about it and asked curiously.
"Isn't it too wasteful to use such a beautiful female doll only to fight the Nether?"
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"Not only fighting You Ning, but Bing Bing will beat your back and rub your shoulders."
Xiao Ran said this, walked over and rubbed Shizun's shoulders.
Bingbing followed her heart and slapped Ling Zhouyue's back.
The purpose is to let the master, through comparison, feel that Bingbing's technique is no worse than Xiao Ran, and even has more tricks than Xiao Ran.
Ling Zhouyue was clearly enjoying herself, closing her eyes to experience the difference between the two.
Xiao Ran rubbed his shoulders while blowing wind in Master's ear:
"The storm that suddenly appeared just now was so strong that even I couldn't resist it. I almost fainted. Master, are you alright?"
Lingzhou Yuejian frowned slightly.
He didn't realize it was my practice
That's right, Xiao Ran has never seen this move before, and the power to induce it is not her own.
Obviously he couldn't bear it, or did he rush up without hesitation and almost fainted
Ling Zhouyue remained calm, her Yan Qingyan was completely relaxed like an open picture scroll.
He closed his eyes and enjoyed it for a long time before slowly opening his mouth.
"You still have some conscience."
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 588 filial piety points!]
Xiao Ran was shocked.
He turned his head to look at Bingbing and smiled at each other.
Is this the credit for Bingbing to play with
Or is it the credit of giving up your life to save the teacher
Or is it combined
In any case, it was worth sleeping on the foundation of Chaoxia Peak for half an hour.
Chu Yan, who was on the side, had already discovered that Bingbing was a puppet, but she was still stunned by Bingbing's realistic posture and intelligence that was not inferior to humans.
She got up and compared with Yanou, looking at Bingbing from the inside out.
I thought to myself that if the gods of the state of martial arts were truly realistic to such a level, in a few hundred years, there would be no need for a ghost invasion, and the humans of the state of gods and martial arts would probably become extinct.
"You are not quite right, Dou Youming is much stronger than me, but you can't win against Shizu."
Xiao Ran coughed twice and hurriedly explained:
"Shibei should treat each other with admiration for three days, doesn't this prove that Master's skills of Dou You Ming have made great progress?"
While saying this, Xiao Ran sneaked on Wuxiang, and quietly stuffed Chuyan with a Sword Spirit sewing machine specially made for her.
Chu Yan's small face twitched, but she didn't take a closer look. Just seeing the sewing spirit pattern, she felt that this item was a treasure.
"It turns out that it's because I'm arrogant, and I'll have to learn more from my master in the future."
Learning to fight the Nether from the master... There is nothing wrong with this, so she can say it without changing her face and heart.
"You can't fool me."
Ling Zhouyue shook her head and raised the pot, poured tons of wine, and drank from a pot, with the transparency of an expert on her face.
"As a person, you must face up to the gap. Even a small gap is a gap. Your master's card skills are currently not as good as Bing Bing, but continue to work hard to study Dou You Ming. With time, you will be able to make up for this gap."
Xiao Ran smiled without saying a word, thinking to himself, this 2% gap is a gap that you will never be able to fill, Master!
Chu Yan's small face was slightly swaying, her soul flew out of the sky, and her mind was not on Dou Youming at all.
Although she has never seen a sewing machine, she can understand the weaving spirit patterns in it, so she guesses that this is a kind of spirit tool that can quickly knit clothes according to the design.
Weaving clothes is very slow, so Chu Yan will always design out of thin air to the most perfect version before starting to knit.
But if there are fast knitting tools, many of her styles can be knitted while designing, and they can be modified and perfected at the same time, so there is no need to imagine them out of thin air.
She glanced at Xiao Ran blankly, but she didn't expect this pig head to be very careful, and she was quite interested in her sewing career.
Is this the cost of his flirting with girls
Shouldn't he want me to have a baby for him too
Chu Yan was so frightened that she trembled all over, and didn't dare to think about it any more.
She couldn't wait to try Xiao Ran's sewing machine, and was going to design a New Year's suit for Shizu.
Seeing Chuyan returning to the disciple's room, Ling Zhouyue looked at Xiao Ran with a slightly resentful look.
"Idiot, do you think I don't know your little trick? Since you can set the technical difficulty of Puppet Fighting Netherworld, why don't you just let her help the teacher win, for fear of losing the authenticity and no one will believe it? The teacher's skills In your eyes, is it not even a puppet?"
It turns out that the master has already seen it? Underestimate her!
But what is this unfounded confidence
Xiao Ran hurriedly said:
"Bingbing's skills are professional, even the disciples are inferior."
"Also, there are individuals who can learn from each other and learn from each other, and they can also make progress with each other."
Ling Zhouyue raised her head to drink, she was very relaxed and comfortable, and said meaningfully:
"Although her vibration skills are not as good as yours, she has a lot of tricks and tricks, and she still likes it very much as a teacher. This time you have made a contribution."
"Master likes it."
"Seeing that Bingbing is so well-behaved, I regret that I didn't go to Shenwu Kingdom. How about it, is Shenwu Kingdom fun?"
Ling Zhouyue asked curiously.
"It's exciting."
Xiao Ran said truthfully:
"The disciple even met Da Ming."
Ling Zhouyue was a little suspicious.
"Shenwu Kingdom also has Da Ming? I don't believe it."
Xiao Ran immediately took out the big dark core that he had worked so hard to sleep with, and gave it to the master.
"This is the Great Underworld Core, Master, please take a look."
Ling Zhouyue frowned, this is a distraction-level Da Ming... This kid is very strong!
"The big underworld core is so small, who are you fooling? Please study it as a teacher, lest you be deceived by the person selling the underworld core."
Saying this, she generously lowered the big dark core down to her waist.
[Congratulations to the host for getting 288 Filial Piety Points!]
Xiao Ran smiled without saying a word, and his filial piety flew up.
When Ling Zhouyue saw that smile, she felt that he was still hiding a treasure.
"Do you have any other treasures for the teacher to help you see?"
Xiao Ran thought about it.
The two million spiritual stones earned are reserved for emergencies and are not intended to be handed over to Master for the time being.
Master has already occupied Bingbing, the massage table, and Xiao Ran is going to keep it for himself to rest.
There was only one crib left in the pocket.
After thinking about it, I still took it out.
"I have a baby here who pretends to be a baby."
Ling Zhouyue saw that the rickety wooden bed did not fit her figure at all.
"What kind of bed is this? How can you still drive it?"
Xiao Ran said truthfully:
"This is a multipurpose crib."
Ling Zhouyue was startled.
"Crib? Can Yanou still be pregnant?"
Bingbing on the side covered her mouth and smiled:
"This is what Xiao Ran customized for you, Master—"
Without waiting for her to finish speaking, Xiao Ran turned off Yan Pup's spiritual source with a thought.
Xiao Ran took the next words and deliberately laughed:
"This is the latest model of Shenwu Kingdom. Of course you can get pregnant. Master, you are not even as good as a puppet."
you fool!
Ling Zhouyue's eyes twitched slightly, holding back her anger, she glanced at Xiao Ran sideways, and said contemptuously:
"You can only make a fool of yourself with this little skill."
Even Master came to question my sexual ability
Xiao Ran was dissatisfied, and simply opened the skylight to talk nonsense.
"Actually, this crib is for disciples and masters. In the end of the Dharma era, talented people are the most important resources. Master's supreme talent for fighting the ghosts can be passed down from generation to generation."
Ling Zhouyue's tone suffocated and she was stunned.
Xiao Ran's words, at first glance, sounded like deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors, but it really made sense when you listened carefully.
She was speechless, and after a long time of brewing, she said:
"I didn't expect you to have such a noble heart to save the world. As a Taoist companion, in terms of talent, you are indeed worthy of being a teacher; now that you have the bones of blood and jade as a teacher, our teacher and apprentice can be regarded as two people, more than the average Taoist. Your partner needs to be close, so your idea is very reasonable and logical."
Xiao Ran:
"so… "
Ling Zhouyue changed her words and said:
"It's a pity that you are too weak. Don't have a child, and you are gone. I don't want us to be a teacher and apprentice, and finally become a life-and-death relationship."
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Chapter 203 The King of Talking:
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