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In the era of the end of the law, the situation is pressing, and for the sword-wielder, it is already a luxury to enjoy half the New Year's Eve.
This is the good night that Xiao Ran just enjoyed when Master Yinyue specially waited for the official letter from the Dao League to come out after the New Year's Eve.
Fortunately, in this bandit suppression mission, with the master by his side, it is not a parting, but a honeymoon.
The stars are bright on New Year's Eve.
The reverberation of firecrackers still reverberates in the mountains of Zongzhi.
Xiao Ran drove the giant sword boat, left quietly, and flew to the East Floating City at the fastest speed.
The shuttle mode of Juyan has been changed to a sword ship mode with a transparent material shield.
Among them, lawns, vegetable borders, chess and card tables, bamboo houses, bamboo forests and hot springs are all available.
Juyan's top speed has not been reduced, but it can travel with an open top and have a good honeymoon.
Going out of Zongzhi Mountain and passing through some dead and quiet old sites of small countries, even on New Year's Eve, the heat wave of Huoyan Mountain is still unbearable.
Xiao Ran sat in front of the stone table and saw that the master who was sitting cross-legged on the stone table was sweating on his forehead. The collar of the red shirt inlaid with gold was wet with sweat and stuck to the snow-white neck, so he silently closed the transparent shield.
Ling Zhouyue sat cross-legged.
After Suzaku's roasted wings were eaten, most of her physical condition had recovered. She was full of graceful beauty and unparalleled rhythm. She seemed to have some kind of spontaneous radiance of fairy spirit. With the exquisite red clothes, her whole person seemed to be above all living beings. The gods above.
But to Xiao Ran, these are all false.
He looked at women and only cared about three things.
The first is the appearance of a woman, which is related to whether the child is good-looking or not.
The second is a woman's mind, which is related to the child's nutrition.
The third is a woman's butt, which is related to whether she can have more children and whether it hurts to have children.
The fourth is a woman's long legs, which is related to the height of the next generation.
The fifth is a woman's slender waist, which is related to...
Sorry, can't make it up.
Xiao Ran carefully looked at the majestic figure of the master wrapped in red clothes, thinking that not only for the children, but also for being a father.
Ling Zhouyue was halfway through drinking, and squinted at Xiao Ran, as if she was looking at a pervert.
"I don't know if it's an illusion, but the more and more I feel that you are a little perverted, you are so fascinated when you are naked for the teacher."
Xiao Ran was so bitter that he couldn't tell.
After all, when Shizun is naked, there is either a mist of water, or swirling peach petals, or against the light...
It's not as exciting as watching through tight clothes.
"The disciple is looking at the physical condition of the master, and the sword qi still has some sequelae. The master cannot use large-scale capacity during this time. This time, I will go to the apostle to suppress the bandits, and the battle should be left to the disciple."
Xiao Ran was serious.
"That's the best."
Ling Zhouyue took a sip of her wine and felt a little stuffy, and it was uncomfortable for her clothes to stick to her body.
"This time I went to the apostle, and I'm really on a honeymoon for my teacher. Don't run around and find anyone."
The apostle is too dangerous, and I don't want to run around. Isn't it delicious to spend a honeymoon with the master
"It's natural."
Xiao Ran swore an oath, and then doubted:
"I didn't expect the master to be so strong that he was hurt to such an extent by his own sword qi."
Ling Zhouyue has a jealous face, a serious and sermon look that has nothing to do with herself.
"It means that what you have done is too unreasonable and unethical, and God will punish you."
Xiao Ran was thinking about deeper issues.
"Could it be that the restriction of sword qi in Shizun's body comes from someone stronger than Shizun?"
Ling Zhouyue drank it and said calmly:
"It's my mother."
Master has a more powerful mother
Shouldn't you want me to buy a house in the most luxurious area of Daomeng headquarters
Xiao Ran panicked and sighed:
"I thought that a person as strong as Shizun came out of the cracks in the rocks. I didn't expect not only my sister, but also my mother..."
Ling Zhouyue rolled her eyes at him.
"Compared with being a teacher, you are more like you popped out of a crack in the stone. If you are strong enough, you may be able to see my parents one day."
Xiao Ran suddenly became nervous.
"Are you going to see your parents?"
Ling Zhouyue was stunned, seeing Xiao Ran's sudden nervousness, and it took a long time to understand what she meant by meeting her parents.
"Do you want to marry as a teacher?"
Xiao Ran nodded.
"If there is no accident, it should be."
The system says that the only master is bound, and it cannot be changed forever. In addition to not being able to change the candidate of the master, can the relationship between the host and the master be changed
If Shizun becomes his wife, his filial piety will be gone. Before Xiao Ran becomes the number one in all planes, he can't take Shizun to death.
When Ling Zhouyue heard the words "Ru Wuyi", her sword eyebrows twitched slightly like a phoenix feather, and a cold sword light flashed in her glinting eyes.
"You have done almost everything you can and can't do as a teacher. You will have an accident if you don't marry me."
Good guy, I started to threaten, I went to heaven before I did my filial piety, is it too wrong
Xiao Ran did not dare to disobey the master, and only said:
"After the disciple married the master, can they still call each other as master and apprentice?"
There is such a request
Lingzhouyue jug stopped in the air and said:
"Do you have a habit of being abused? Or do you have a special hobby of wanting to ride on your elders?"
Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:
"The disciple just feels that the status of female cultivators among Taoist companions in the cultivation world is too low, and they must be obedient to male cultivators. The disciple does not want to take advantage of the master, so he wants to continue to be called master and disciple after marriage, and continue to respect the master. filial piety."
The 1808th Form of Picking Up Girls: Men take the initiative to punch women, leaving women without punches!
I believe you a ghost!
"You really like the stimulation of bad morals."
Ling Zhouyue rolled her eyes at Xiao Ran, and immediately showed a look that I understand.
"I understand how you feel, and I also like Master Yinyue. The more respected and abstinent women are, the more they want to ravage her."
Ah this...
Xiao Ran had nothing to say. He suppressed the urge to discuss with Master in detail, and said calmly:
"The disciple doesn't have this kind of advance desire. I just think that the master is beautiful and has a good figure."
When Ling Zhouyue heard this, she suddenly became interested.
After all, she has been praised for her beauty since she was a child, and she is considered perfect except for her chest and figure, but this is the realm of self-cultivation, and her appearance is not so important. She is so popular, even for both men and women, will she have any extra charm
"In your eyes, apart from being beautiful and having a good figure, is there no other advantage to being a teacher?"
Xiao Ran thought for a while and said:
"Master's strength is also an advantage, but sooner or later, he is not as strong as me, so it has little effect on me."
Ling Zhouyue's eyes twitched slightly, she resisted the urge to get angry, and forced herself to calm down.
"What about other things? Do you have no personality or temperament advantages as a teacher?"
Personality
temperament
Xiao Ran thought for a while, afraid of offending the master, so he said:
"Those are things outside the body. The disciple doesn't care much. From the disciple's point of view, the woman with fair skin and beautiful skin and fierce thighs is the eternal god."
Lingzhou's moon-like snow gully trembled slightly, and his whole body rattled as he patted Xiao Ran's shoulder heavily.
"You bitch, leaving you in this world will only make rice expensive. If it weren't for the fact that you didn't have a choice as a teacher, you would have been smashed into ashes long ago."
Xiao Ran held back a laugh, in order to test whether Master had no choice to like himself, he pretended to be serious:
"Actually, the master can also choose. As long as the disciple is more powerful than the master's mother, the prohibition in the body of the master can be completely removed, and the master can marry any man he likes."
Ling Zhouyue had a cold and picturesque clear face, her complexion was majestic and irreversible, and she also revealed a kind of laziness.
"You've already touched me. It's too late to say this now. Besides, the ban planted by my mother can only be lifted when I give birth to a child. It's an endless cycle... unless you meet a real immortal."
Xiao Ran suddenly understood.
The reason why this mother-in-law dared to plant a sword qi ban on Shizun is to force her to marry an immortal
Master, of course, would rather die than give in, and wanted to find an honest person to give birth to a child to break the ban.
And Xiao Ran himself was this honest person.
Wonderful!
Of course, this is just Xiao Ran's random guess.
Seeing Xiao Ran being thoughtful and not speaking for a long time, Ling Zhouyue said angrily:
"Have you gotten tired of playing before you get married as a teacher? To be honest, are you picking up girls in Shenwu Kingdom?"
Xiao Ran was stunned, I haven't even played yet, how can I get tired of playing
A woman is a woman, and even a free and easy person like Shizun would be jealous.
Xiao Ran deliberately said:
"That's necessary, the girl of Shenwu Kingdom can be exciting."
When Ling Zhouyue heard this, she was suddenly fascinated.
"Why didn't you bring it back to Shishi? If Shishi also likes it, it's not impossible..."
As expected of you!
Xiao Ran hit the cotton with a punch, and didn't bother to try again.
"Oh, you lied to Master, the disciple will always only like Master alone."
"cut."
Ling Zhouyue drank suffocating wine in disappointment, pretending that there were no waves.
However, the system prompt betrayed her.
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 888 filial piety points!]
The night of the Flame Mountain is a bit like a fire cloud filled with blood mist, which has a magnificent epic feeling.
The master and apprentice were silent for a long time. After eating the cake, Ling Zhouyue said slowly:
"After getting married, can you still listen to the teacher's words like you do now?"
Has Master already started planning for married life
Xiao Ran nodded.
"certainly."
"Then I want you to kiss me."
Ling Zhouyue's coquetry is very calm, three-point command, seven-point squeamishness.
Xiao Ran was startled.
Man, you want me to go to heaven!
Xiao Ran saw that Shizun closed his eyes childishly, and after thinking for a while, he gritted his teeth and stood up.
Leaning over tremblingly, he opened his eyes cautiously and slowly moved forward, and touched the red lips of the master, marinated in fine wine.
Like an electric shock, it is withdrawn as soon as it is touched.
No sword energy was triggered.
But it triggered the system.
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 388 filial piety points.]
Xiao Ran breathed a sigh of relief.
Similar to this kind of master's initiative request, he will not trigger sword qi when he completes it honestly and without lust.
Must be passive.
Must be calm.
Afterwards, Xiao Ran carefully recalled the feeling just now.
Very smooth and smooth, very fragrant and soft, very waxy and sweet.
To sum up, it's unremarkable.
Ling Zhouyue opened her eyes with resentment in her eyes, obviously not satisfied with Xiao Ran's kiss.
The feeling of being a woman for the first time is not as happy as I imagined.
Is he too impatient, or is this precious apprentice too cowardly
However, it's pretty fun.
"I want you to hug me."
Ling Zhouyue continued to act like a spoiled child.
Xiao Ran had never seen such battles before, he hurriedly reached out and touched Shizun's forehead, but he didn't have a fever.
"Strange, this bird meat obviously has no aphrodisiac effect, is the power of bone broth still there?"
"You, this, stupid, stupid!"
Ling Zhouyue's chest trembled with anger, she raised her left foot, and kicked Xiao Ran.
But because he was sitting cross-legged, his foot was not strong enough, so Xiao Ran grabbed his thigh and pulled him—
He suddenly hugged the master in his arms.
This sudden and bold counterattack made Ling Zhouyue's body soften instantly, and her eyes were staring straight at Xiao Ran, unable to speak for a long time.
Xiao Ranheng picked up the majestic and soft master, and slowly walked to the small bamboo forest behind the house. Although his heart was still water, he finally felt like he was on a honeymoon.
Master is right, it's not just about filial piety, it's really interesting to molest the elders.
Thinking back to the time when I was in school, those beautiful female teachers were either bossy or dressed coquettishly. In the hot summer, who wouldn’t want to be an 18- and 19-year-old boy
When he came to the pool in the bamboo forest, Xiao Ran pulled the Hong Ling around the waist of the master, and dropped his red clothes.
He pretended not to see it, calmly helped Shizun into the water, and leaned against the pool with his arms around Shizun's shoulders.
There was no fog in the pool, but Xiao Ran's eyes were very orderly.
His posture of hugging Master is extremely domineering, but his hands are very honest.
Xiao Ran gave the honeymoon a good start, but Ling Zhouyue felt that his realm was too high and he was about to become a Buddha.
"I usually see you in a hurry, why are you being honest during the New Year?"
Xiao Ran said:
"I'm thinking about Shizun's health. Shizun is blocking the sword for the disciple. It's not good to have sequelae."
Ling Zhouyue put her hand on her side face, took a sip of wine, and said in a somber tone:
"Isn't the child also a kind of sequelae?"
Good guy, has Master already thought so far
Sure enough, some women look aloof and cold, and once a switch is turned on, they are unrestrained and unrestrained.
Xiao Ran stared straight ahead, sat upright, did not dare to do anything, and did not dare to glance at random, and asked:
"If one day Shizun and I can have children, how many do Shizun want to have?"
Ling Zhouyue thought about it.
"At least three."
Xiao Ran asked curiously:
"Why three starts?"
Ling Zhouyue said seriously:
"Three children can at least get together to fight the Nether. In the era of the end of the law, children grow up in an environment of struggle, and only when they grow up can they be successful."
As expected of you!
Xiao Ran said:
"I don't want to have so many children. There are too many children and not enough nutrition. Do I have any leftovers?"
Ling Zhouyue twisted Xiao Ran's arm ruthlessly.
"If you want to be so shameless as a teacher, the number of your sister-in-law will be at least ten times."
Xiao Ran's face was as calm as a holy Buddha, but in his heart there was a picture of yearning for nourishment with the children in the future.
"By the way, speaking of Shi Niang, did the Master say last time that the reason why you don't want to go back to the Dao League headquarters is because there is a Shi Niang you don't want to see again in the Dao Alliance headquarters, right?"
"You are very attentive to Mistress."
Ling Zhouyue pouted and did not hide.
"Indeed, this lady's name is Dongfang... What is Dongfang, the name doesn't matter, we were originally the dead enemies of the academy, and then coughed on a dark and windy night for a month, I have to say, she is the kind of very special that makes people want to stop. The type, but the disadvantage is that it is too entangled, and it makes me no freedom."
Xiao Ran wondered:
"It's not a big problem with the strength of the master."
Ling Zhouyue held the wine bamboo tube with lingering fears.
"She's a very special kind of... illusion, you know? She can illusion, and she's very strong."
Xiao Ran was puzzled.
"Illusion is a small way, right? It can be broken with one force. How can the master be so strong?"
Ling Zhouyue said:
"Of course illusions are useless for fools, but for those who are obsessed, illusions are powerful, especially you, you will definitely suffer."
Xiao Ran held back his laughter, isn't Master a fool
"What is the master's obsession?"
Ling Zhouyue shook her head like a rattle.
"Joke, how can there be obsession as a teacher, I just left the academy because I didn't want to hurt her."
Xiao Ran said:
"I don't know if it's accurate, but I got a gossip in Shenwu Kingdom, saying that this Oriental teacher may be an apostle now..."
Ling Zhouyue jerked away Xiao Ran's arm, the waves of the water trembled, and the brilliance floated.
"Turn around."
Xiao Ran hurriedly explained:
"It's just gossip."
"I told you to turn around."
"If there is a disciple, I will help Master to get it done."
Ling Zhouyue showed a very rare seriousness.
"This woman is absolutely untouchable! Once, as a teacher, I was as confident as you, and then... I haven't touched a woman for decades after that, until your Master Yinyue cured me."
You touch this, is it serious
Xiao Ran was not afraid.
"The disciple's physique is most afraid of physical damage, and most likes mental attack."
Ling Zhouyue didn't believe it, and tentatively said:
"Before you met Master, you were a single dog, right? Even now, you're still a little virgin, right?"
puff-
Xiao Ran gushed blood and choked out his internal injuries.
I'm not referring to this kind of mental attack...
What a nuclear strike!
At the same time, the group of Black Rings, who had been quiet for a long time, finally moved.
[Bad: Happy New Year!]
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Chapter 211 The King of Talking:
Desolate (full)
Suddenly looking back, the lights have faded
son chaos