In the end of the law, there are many fake wines.
some time earlier.
Ling Zhouyue accepted a waste apprentice today, and she was in such a good mood that she drank too much fake alcohol, and Chunmeng was disturbing, so that she would shush before dawn.
In the age of the end of the law, the spiritual energy is thin, resulting in impure herbal medicine, and the spiritual pulse is not smooth for cultivators, and it is easy to accumulate all kinds of filthy things in the body.
If the spiritual meridians are used to forcibly discharge these filth from the skin and airway, it will be more likely to cause secondary infection, not to mention the use of spiritual power.
Therefore, some low-level monks still retain the way of excretion of mortals, which is green and environmentally friendly, and it is easier to integrate into the Taoist nature.
Of course, for Ling Zhouyue, who has a peculiar physique and a tyrannical cultivation base, there is only one reason for boo boo—
Too much fake wine!
Shaking his body in a daze, Pi Xing Dai Yue walked out of the hut.
She has always been self-sufficient and tyrannical, her consciousness is slow, and her style is lazy.
In addition, the moonlight was hazy, and the dream was illusory, so that she did not find the disciple's room on the other side of the hut.
When she was about to go back to sleep after peeing in the grass on the west cliff, she found the disciple's room opposite.
Following the new mud dug out in front of the disciple's room, he found Xiao Ran who was digging a hole.
As far as digging is concerned, are you here to shit too
It was her instinct.
But she is an honorable master, and she should pay attention to her identity before her disciples. Such vulgar words cannot be said.
So he kept his face straight, pretending to be cold, and under the bright moonlight, he looked like a pure fairy.
"What are you doing."
Wine aroma, water stains, fishy smell…
Xiao Ran couldn't understand why the little fairies in the previous life didn't shit, and all they released were rainbow farts. Why would the real fairies who have long been fasted in the cultivation world still shush
This is not reasonable.
Especially what the eyes can see is the master's face that is as bright as the moon, picturesque, and heroic, and the nose is indeed a faint smell of wine mixed with wine.
Xiao Ran said-
I can not accept!
But the same facts prove that fairies also have to boo, especially the fairies who love to drink, all boo is the fragrance of wine.
This topic touched Xiao Ran's knowledge blind spot.
He really doesn't want to start this topic with a fairy, especially this fairy is his master.
He said bluntly:
"The disciple built a disciple's room and built an inner toilet in the house, and the domestic sewage was discharged from Zhijianfeng through the buried bamboo pipe."
Is this also possible
Well, as long as it is not a matter of practice, it is worthy of encouragement.
Ling Zhouyue said:
"You have a lot of ideas, let's appreciate your house for the teacher."
Xiao Ran:
"Please master for guidance."
Ling Zhouyue came to the disciple's room.
good guy!
so big.
wait, this house...
Ling Zhouyue frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong.
Then he slipped the wine bamboo tube and walked around the house.
I saw this disciple Fang Feige Liudan, carved beams and embroidered pillars, antique and at the same time tall and straight, majestic, as if it was ingenious, carved by gods and ghosts, giving people a kind of impact from the avenues to simplicity!
Especially when the bright moonlight drapes over the roof of the disciple's house...
So beautiful.
And if you look closely at the location of this house, you are holding the second golden node of the underground spiritual veins of Jianfeng.
What's even more bizarre is that this seemingly disordered and gossip foundation is actually more efficient at absorbing spiritual power than her thatched hut.
I told you to imitate, not to surpass!
Ling Zhouyue looked lost.
For a moment, she seemed to have a glimpse into the secret of heaven, and realized a trace of the beauty of the heavenly way that she had never experienced before.
She suddenly remembered the dream just now...
impossible.
There is no god in this world.
This is just an ordinary house, with no restrictions, no formations, or even the slightest spiritual power!
After a long time, Ling Zhouyue asked Xiao Ran.
"Who did you ask to build this house?"
Xiao Ran said bluntly:
"The Handyman's Office."
"There are people like this in the handyman?"
"Well, they are very professional."
"Is it stupid to be a teacher?"
You are not stupid!
Xiao Ran added:
"The disciples only drew a design drawing, and without explaining a word, they built the house perfectly... This is called professionalism."
The wine bamboo tube that just arrived at the mouth stopped abruptly.
"A picture of the design you drew?"
Ling Zhouyue was half-believing and doubtful, her consciousness reached its maximum in an instant, and she watched Xiao Ran up and down, inside and out.
It is certain that it is a near-perfect endowment of the five elements, and it is a waste of money.
As far as physique and talent are concerned, this disciple's whole body has no advantages except for his individual strengths.
But looking at those simple eyes, there is no sign of lying.
hard to explain.
She asked tentatively:
"Could it be that your ancestors were the royal craftsmen of the royal family?"
Xiao Ran didn't know how to explain it.
It can't be said that it is a skill that is worth buying for the filial piety on you.
"That's it."
Seeing that Xiao Ran didn't explain too much, Ling Zhouyue couldn't ask more questions, took a sip of wine, and sighed to herself:
"I never imagined that there are also geniuses in the mortal world. It may not be an accident that I found you in the crowd for my teacher."
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Maybe not by chance
In other words, the previous motive was completely accidental
Find a trash in the crowd to be a direct disciple
Xiao Ran frowned, trying to figure out Shizun's motives.
Ling Zhouyue hurriedly said:
"Don't think about it, take the teacher to your house to have a look."
Xiao Ran:
"Yes."
Open the wooden door and enter the disciple's room.
good guy!
Ling Zhouyue's beautiful eyes twitched.
This luxurious space, this furniture configuration, this large bamboo bed, this bamboo quilt, this open and transparent feeling, directly let the moonlight shine into every place…
Moreover, your disciple's room actually has two floors, one for sleeping and one for cultivation
What's even worse is that there are independent toilets, independent bathing rooms, and a large bathtub like a boat...
Damn mortal!
This is the world of comprehension, what are you doing!
Ling Zhouyue's face was stern, and she suddenly pointed to the starlight that suddenly appeared outside the window.
"Hey, why is my hut on fire!"
Xiao Ran:
"… "
Ling Zhouyue:
"Wine, it's fake wine, the fake wine ignited spontaneously!"
Xiao Ran:
"… "
Ling Zhouyue:
"Hurry up and help the teacher put out the fire!"
I will kill you!
Xiao Ran was convinced by this master.
He obviously looks beautiful and handsome, and he is brave, how can he talk and do things like a rogue, like a three-year-old child
But then again, as far as the object of the wool is concerned, such a master who is greedy for enjoyment is very perfect.
Looking at it this way, the master in Xiao Ran's eyes is a little more cute.
"There is no need to destroy it, Master will live here in the future."
Ling Zhouyue pretended to be a pose, waved her hand and said:
"I'm so sorry."
Xiao Ran said bluntly:
"The disciple was originally a house built for the master."
"Um?"
Ling Zhouyue was slightly startled.
Taking a closer look at this apprentice who was picked up at hand, it seems that he is becoming more handsome, and the more he looks at it, the more pleasing to the eye.
Seeing that the master has been moved, Xiao Ran continued to increase his efforts in order to harvest more wool.
"When the disciple was digging the drainage channel just now, he found that there was circulating warm groundwater on the top of the mountain. In this way, we can dig a hole in the bath room, use a siphon bamboo pipe to pump the hot water up, and introduce it into the bath tub. You can take a hot bath every day."
"And this design?"
Ling Zhouyue couldn't imagine this avant-garde design.
After a while, Xiao Ran dug a three-foot-deep hole in the south corner of the bathroom and inserted a siphon bamboo tube into it to draw warm water.
The warm groundwater flows along the bamboo pipe and flows into the oversized bathtub. The water surface is clear and misty, and the dried flowers and spirits that come with the bath room are floating.
Now, she has a sense of the picture.
What woman can stand such excitement
If it weren't for the difference between men and women, she would not have been slippery or slippery.
"Master, please."
After speaking, Xiao Ran retreated on his own.
Only Ling Zhouyue was left in the bathroom with a blank face.
This construction genius!
Did this seat find a treasure