My Debauched Devotion

Chapter 69: Alphabetical grouping forward [Add more for the leader taiwuwux! ]

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In the middle of the mountainside, above the clouds, there are three elders' seats.

The real ink cartridge squinted and took a nap.

He is old, and it is difficult to concentrate. His interest is in the third level, and he doesn't care about the first two levels. It is better to rest for a while.

The ink box is a hundred meters away to the east of the real person.

Ling Zhouyue and Yinyue Zhenren are very close to each other. They are separated by nine thousand years, but they are as close as a pair of good sisters.

Ling Zhouyue's wide robe pulls her hips, and her expression is tired. In the light of the shadows, she is bored and raises her head to drink wine. The wine juice that occasionally leaks from her lips slides down the robe along the snow neck, and is quickly blown dry by the breeze, leaving her sassy.

"Every time, the second level is the most boring, so boring that I regret sitting here as an elder to watch... I still remember that last time when Huangfu Xiaoer took the sword, in order to save a little bit of energy, he and the beast swallowed the pulp. Fighting wits and courage, from morning till night, it was already dark when I rushed out of the rock road. I drank 500 jugs of wine before and after that day. Does the 500 jugs of wine master know the concept? I also watched the Chengjian Conference. It takes longer to observe the weeds in the latrine than to observe him Chengjian."

Yinyue Zhenren shook her head and smiled. In her dignified and soft smile, there was a touch of pampering. For her, watching a group of geniuses grow into giants step by step is also a pleasant thing.

"Perhaps, Xiao Ran and Chuyan can surprise you."

Ling Zhouyue Xuanhu pouted.

"What's the surprise? I still don't understand my apprentice. His skills are very good, but he is limited by his bleak cultivation and his stamina is very poor. He didn't know what he did last night. The panda eyes that have been the same for hundreds of years, what do you call this? He has already cultivated his qi and has not suffered any injuries. How could he make such a low-level mistake?"

Yinyue Zhenren glanced at her body, smiled without saying a word, didn't explain much, and there was a vague meaning in her eyes that she was in a bliss and didn't know the bliss.

As for the second test of endurance, she also felt that it would be difficult for Xiao Ran and her to pass the test as quickly as the first test of skills.

"Hey, the test of endurance is embarrassing for them. This time, there are not even the swallowing beasts. Even with the help of Chuyan's spiritual power, if you want to pass the test safely, you have to plan carefully.

Jianzhong Mountain, the flame layer, the hot slurry in the rock tunnel.

The light green spiritual protection shield isolates the magma and heat, swaying like a candle flame under the scouring of the flame, like a trembling jelly.

Hold the head and tail into a ball

Reverse rotation and crawl through the current

Xiao Ran frowned and fell into thought.

In theory, there is nothing wrong with what Chuyan said.

The volume is fixed, the structure of the sphere is the most stable, and the surface area is the smallest, which means that the aura cover covering the sphere has the smallest area and the most stable structure. Even if it hits turbulence and rolling stones, it is not easy to disintegrate.

At the same time, the laws of fluid mechanics and spin spiritual power told him that it was the most energy-saving way to move forward in a spiral rolling manner.

Xiao Ran understood this truth.

It's just that I was too obsessed with the distance between men and women before, and I forgot for a while that I could still move forward in this way.

Chu Yan was very smart and came up with a plan to hold a group in time.

However, new problems also came.

Head to tail hug, how to hug

Shouldn't it be that pattern of two reversed numbers

Xiao Ran pretended not to know, and asked Chuyan in a calm tone:

"How do you think we should hold a group?"

Chu Yan was startled, looked up at Xiao Ran's respectful face.

She suddenly realized that the height difference between the two was close to one foot, and the originally planned posture might not be able to hook each other, and the effect might not be very good, so she thought of a new plan temporarily.

"How else can you hold a group? You hold your feet with both hands to form a big ring, and I also grab your feet with both hands to form a small ring. If my small ring is placed in your big ring, won't it become a spherical shape?"

Oh, it turned out not to be numbers, but letters...

Xiao Ran breathed a sigh of relief.

But he thought about it again, isn't this a ring shape

Combined with Chu Yan's slightly flustered look, he guessed that she might feel ashamed and temporarily changed her plan.

This little girl is quite measured!

Xiao Ran nodded in satisfaction.

"Okay, just do it."

Chu Yan bent down.

Her body is small, her muscles and bones are extremely flexible, and her whole body is weak and boneless, and she can twist it into a twist.

Soon, she connected herself end to end, forming a small circle standing on her feet, and her face was also round, and her expression was very serious, looking inexplicably cute, making people want to laugh.

She also seemed to notice the faint smile on Xiao Ran's face, and puffed up her face angrily and said:

"Do not laugh."

Xiao Ran looked cold and nodded solemnly:

"I'm a professional master, and I usually don't laugh."

After he finished speaking, he couldn't wait to bend down to grab the footboard.

After all, it's too tiring to hold back laughter.

Xiao Ran is tall and has a good arm span. He bent down and straightened his arms, and easily grabbed his feet.

It's a pity that the spine is too straight. No matter how you bend your body, you can't bend it into a ring like Chu Yan's, like a folded sausage.

Chu Yan saw it in her eyes and was anxious in her heart. After all, she was maintaining the spiritual protection shield, and it was very hard.

"Boss, would you please bend your back a little more? Use the same force as last night, don't take care of your body too much."

last night…

Xiao Ran's hands were numb, and he felt that the circles around his eyes were turning black again.

The back subconsciously bowed and bent, and finally even used the power of resonance.

Sudden!

Just hear a click.

"what-"

Xiao Ran didn't break his spine, and cried out in pain.

Chu Yan's frightened face turned pale, but she forced herself to calm down and said:

"Uh... don't be nervous, this is the realm of self-cultivation, trauma is not called injury, someone can be cut off by a sword; there are eunuchs in the palace who retired and picked up another; there are even masters of spirit art who cut their own. The soul and memory are re-engraved in the dantian, if the head is lost, you can still live by changing the head, and the fracture is not a problem, at least you are ring-shaped now, right?"

I'm ringing your sister!

Believe it or not, after the Chengjian Conference, I will squeeze you into a herringbone shape, a zigzag shape, a zigzag shape, and let you geese fly south!

Xiao Ran roared in his heart

It was so painful that he took out a healing elixir from the system space.

As soon as he took out the medicinal pill, Chu Yan hurriedly stopped him and handed over a special anesthetic instead.

"Don't restore your bones, first use anesthesia to relieve the pain, so that you can keep the ring shape. After this stage, I will give you bones. When I was a child in the palace, I often gave my father and brother bones. They are separated by three or five, not thigh cramps, It's a lumbar dislocation, and I'm a professional in bone setting."

Are you the devil

There is no other way at the moment, passing the customs is the first priority.

Xiao Ran reluctantly swallowed the anesthetic and let his body continue to bend into a ring, so that Chu Yan could be wrapped in the ring.

Chu Yan's figure moved, and he got in and fit tightly.

Perfect!

To Xiao Ran, this posture was so strange that he couldn't complain, it was like a strange kind of behavior.

But at least, not so affectionate in a certain pose.

This is a good thing.

Chuyan immediately reduced the protective cover to a ring only three feet high, with some barbs on the side, so that it could climb against the current.

She is carefully designing the shape and size of the barbs...

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Xiao Ran couldn't take it anymore, and hurriedly urged:

"Hurry up!"

"All right."

In this way, the master and the apprentice, in a strange posture that had never been imagined, huddled together to keep warm, overcome difficulties together, faced the hot magma, climbed against the current, and advanced in a spiral.

An hour later.

The two of them turned blank, and finally got out of the hole.

It was sprayed into the sky by the turbid white sulfur gas, and fell heavily on another road around the mountain.

Xiao Ran was paralyzed on the ground, feeling that the world was spinning, his brain was full of magma, and the spinal fluid was about to burst out.

Aside, Chu Yan got up.

He breathed a long sigh of relief, calmed down, and immediately set Xiao Ran's bones and fed him a few pills, and then helped him up.

"How are you, are you more comfortable?"

Xiao Ran straightened his spine subconsciously. Not only did it not hurt, but there was no sense of dislocation, and the connection was perfect.

I have to admit that this little girl has too much experience, and her bone-setting technique is more professional than that of German orthopaedics.

It was her innocent little face, with a faint smile on her face, which made people angry.

Xiao Ran got up and spoke coldly.

"You're laughing."

Chu Yan shook her head innocently, but she spoke in a familiar tone.

"I'm a very professional filial piety and usually don't laugh."

Xiao Ran angrily pounced on a chicken like an eagle, rubbing her dog's head angrily.

"You are filial piety, I call you filial piety, do you have a system? You are filial piety here!"

Chu Yan was stunned.

"What is the system?"

Only then did Xiao Ran react, as if he had committed a major taboo for transmigrators and exposed his golden fingers.

But it doesn't matter, who knows what the system is

"The system is the saying of the teacher's hometown, which represents a kind of sincere filial piety. Only those who truly have filial piety have it, and you don't have it."

air.

Ling Zhouyue was extremely bored, drinking and dozing off. I don't know when, she had fallen asleep leaning on the shoulders of Yinyue Zhenren, and in a daze, the wine slaps from the corners of her mouth flowed into Yinyue Zhenren's robes.

She dreamed of Xiao Ran, and she didn't know what the hell was going on in her...

Suddenly, Yinyue real person woke up, was startled, raised his head and said:

"Is it dark?"

Looking around, blue sky and white clouds, only to realize that it was just past noon.

Yinyue Zhenren was slightly startled, with a soft approval on his face.

"It took only an hour to pass the test. Xiao Ran lost 60% of his spiritual power, and Chu Yan lost 90%. In the inland river full of smoldering flames, this is an amazing result."

Ling Zhouyue lowered her head to look at the mountainside, the wine-stained sloppy and beautiful face suddenly swayed, and an inexplicable image of a dream appeared in front of her eyes.

"He's so fast?"