Before Zhu Yao could react, Chen Zhen had already dragged her out of the gate of the underworld and floated near a small farmyard. It was pitch black everywhere except for a dim oil lamp in the farm house. There were shadows shaking in the house.
"Why are we here?" As a ghost, it is always uncomfortable to come to the mortal world, and the yang energy is too heavy.
"Of course it's scary." He said seriously.
"..." Why do you have to run away to be scary! "Is it any good to be scary?"
Chen Zhen was stunned, glanced at her up and down, and said with a serious face, "As a ghost, you can't even scare people, isn't it too embarrassing?"
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I don't think so at all.
"Huo Yuanjia, don't be sad." He gave her a sympathetic look, "It doesn't matter if it's not scary, brother can teach you."
"Haha..." She doesn't want to learn at all, okay? "thank you!"
"You're welcome, who called us neighbors!" He slapped Zhu Yao on the shoulder, changed his body, and returned to the bloody ghost of Qikong, and said with great pride, "Today, brother, I will show you, What kind of an excellent ghost." After speaking, he floated into the small courtyard over there with confidence. "Wait, brother, I'm going to scare you and show you."
"… "
Zhu Yao's black line, but Chen Zhen had already passed through the wall and carried out his terrifying plan. But an hour passed, but there was no movement in the house, let alone screams or the like.
He won't be picked up, will he
She couldn't help but be a little worried, this place was still a little far from the house, and when she stretched her head out and looked closely, she could only see a faint shadow on the window, "It's good to see it clearly."
"Here!" At some point, a tall and thin ghost appeared beside her, winking at her with a left eye. Handed her an item, "Lend it for you to see."
Zhu Yao was stunned for a moment, thinking that what he had given him was a magic weapon for visualization, or a telescope or something, and when he looked down, he saw a round eye lying in his hand.
"..." Your eyes have wool for it! flip the table. Also, can this thing be taken out to play with
"No?" The tall and thin ghost tilted his head, looking disappointed. So he put one hand on his right eye. Pa Ji took out the other eye as well, "Forget it, I'll lend you both."
Zhu Yao's mouth twitched. I'm not disgusting, hey.
"No... no need." Taking a deep breath, he decided to check it out for himself.
directly into the house.
There was only one woman in the house, sitting on a chair, seriously sewing something? It was very quiet around.
Apart from…
Chen Zhen, who is full of ghosts, is trying to make all kinds of faces in front of women!
I saw him use his hands and feet together. He pulled his seven-hole bleeding face into various shapes. Square, round, flat, scalene polygon. Change a look almost every two seconds, with no duplicates. Work hard to the point of touching.
It's just... that woman didn't respond! Seriously mending the clothes in his hand, occasionally raising his head. Just pull out the oil lamp next to it.
She... can't see at all!
"Sick girl, wait a minute. I'm about to scare her." Chen Zhen looked serious. He pulled his face harder.
This perseverance is also... touching!
Zhu Yao just wanted to remind him.
A gust of overcast wind swept across, and the tall and thin ghost who had just borrowed her eyes enthusiastically also drifted towards the woman. His body was full of ghosts, and he looked like he was going to have a big fight.
Suddenly, in front of the woman, Pajipaji took off his two eyeballs, and tossed them with both hands, as if performing acrobatic tricks, one by one.
Zhu Yao: "..." It's really... so scary!
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"It's you who fell to the death again?" Chen Zhen stared at the thin and tall ghost who suddenly appeared, and suddenly became angry, and shouted angrily, "It's useless for you to grab, I will definitely scare people before you."
"Humph! Whoever is frightened is who." The tall and thin ghost snorted coldly, pulled out one of his ears again, and threw them even harder.
Chen Zhen also seemed to be aroused by fighting spirit, and made the grimace even more desperately.
Zhu Yao: "..." What kind of scary way is this
Didn't anyone find out that the woman couldn't see ghosts at all? That's just an ordinary mortal, right? It's no use pretending to be scary.
Why have such a childish game
"Speaking of which..." Zhu Yao asked tentatively, "How many mortals have you scared?"
click...
As soon as she said this, it was like pressing the pause button for the two of them. The two ghosts stopped at the same time and put on an embarrassed expression.
Zhu Yao suddenly had a bad premonition, "No... not one at all."
The tall and thin ghost lowered his head and counted his eyes.
Chen Zhen crouched in the corner and drew circles.
Zhu Yao, who accidentally guessed the truth: "..."
Flip the table! No one has ever been scared. Where did you get the confidence to teach her to be scary
"Cough cough... The ghost girl who died of illness." Chen Zhen decided to restore her dignity as a big brother, "This is scary, but it's a university question, it's not that simple, and this woman's strength is too strong, her will is too firm, yes Not so easily frightened."
"..." People can't see you at all, okay
"It seems that I have to change the target." Chen Zhen looked around, her eyes fixed on the baby in the cradle next to her, and her eyes suddenly lit up, "Just change him!"
Zhu Yao's mouth twitched, do you want a face? Not even children.
Chen Zhen was already eager to try and floated to the edge of the cradle. The amazing thing was that the child in the basket actually laughed, holding a small wooden horse in his hand, and raised his little hand towards Chen Zhen happily.
Children with pure minds can indeed see many things that adults cannot, and it is not surprising that they can see ghosts.
Chen Zhen was overjoyed, and made a terrifying grimace at the child again.
Unfortunately, the child did not cry.
The child laughed.
Giggling so unhappily.
Chen Zhen did not lose heart, changed her strategy, turned her face pale and terrifying, with a ghostly air, and opened her mouth to stick out a purple tongue. Straight into the cradle, the more it stretches, the longer it grows... the more it stretches, the longer it grows...
Then…
He was grabbed by the child.
"It hurts, hurts, hurts..." Chen Zhen jumped in pain, she wasted a lot of energy to save her tongue, and hid away with a look of grievance.
"Let me come!" The tall and thin man stood up, stared at the child, suddenly let out a breath of yin, and slowly took out both eyes. Handed it to the child. He said gloomily, "I... have no eyes."
The child waved his paw. Straight out of his eyes.
"Ah... my eyes." The tall and thin man broke down in an instant, turned around and started looking for the rolling eyeballs.
"… "
Are these two just monkeys sent by Dobby? Who is scaring whom
Zhu Yao sighed. He turned his head and glanced at the child in the basket, it seemed to have lost interest in the small wooden horse, and grabbed the other eyeball that the lanky ghost had dropped next to it and played with it.
"Be careful, dead girl!" Chen Zhen stuck out her tongue and warned with lingering fears: "That child is too scary. You can't fight him."
Zhu Yao was too lazy to pay attention to him and looked at it. He reached out and took the eyeballs out of the child's hand.
The toy suddenly disappeared, and the child froze for a while, suddenly wrinkled his face, and made a wow. Cry so badly.
The child's cry startled the woman, and she hurried over to hug her to comfort her.
Zhu Yao was about to return his eyes to the tall and thin ghost, but turned his head and bumped into two adoring faces.
"Sick girl. How did you do it?" Chen Zhen's eyes glowed green.
"what?"
"You scared the kid."
"Uh... I didn't mean to."
"Ah ah ah!" Chen Zhen turned around excitedly, "You actually scared people. I've never been scared before? You made people cry. It's really amazing."
"..." Is this something to be proud of
"If it goes on like this, you will soon be able to scare more people."
"..." I don't want to be scary at all, okay? "Speaking of which... why does it have to be scary?"
"Of course it's to be a ghost!" Chen Zhen said with a look of course.
"Ghost?" What the hell is that
"As long as you can be scary ten times, you can become a ghost, and when you become a ghost, you can cultivate your spiritual body."
It takes scary ten times to practice the spiritual body
What kind of rule is this? It's too easy, right? No wonder Chen Zhen showed a sympathetic expression when she knew that she was a ghost who died of illness. A ghost as complete as her is certainly not as scary as their open-mouthed ghosts.
Aren't ghosts in charge of arresting souls? When did it become a part of training
Zhu Yao feels that her worldview needs to be rebuilt.
He glanced at the eyeballs in his hand, and then looked at the child who had been put back into the cradle, didn't he just frighten him ten times
Reached out and handed the eyeball to the child, and when he saw him reaching out to pick it up, he immediately shrank back.
The child's mouth flattened, wow, he just made a sound. She immediately handed it over again, and then retracted again...
send again...
so repeatedly!
ten times!
mission completed.
Earned the title: Bad Aunt.
Sure enough, once every ten times, the green character on her hand glowed brightly, and slowly turned into a white "poor" character.
Is this a ghost
really easy...
"Huo Yuanjia." Chen Zhen and his friends were stunned, and pointed to the child with trembling hands, then pointed to her, "You, you... You're scared ten times a day, this is too bad It's weird...you're a genius!"
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"It's not difficult at all, okay?" Zhu Yao directly returned his eyeballs to the tall and thin ghost.
"I've never seen other ghosts do it." Chen Zhen looked serious.
There was a strange flash in Zhu Yao's heart, but he still didn't think clearly. Suddenly a few roosters croaked.
"It's about to dawn." The tall and thin ghost blew, "Let's go home and bury it."
After saying that, he floated out.
Chen Zhen also dragged Zhu Yao and followed her, and along the way, his eyes shone when he looked at her, like a fan seeing an idol.
All the way to the gate of the underworld, the bad words in her hand have caused all kinds of ghosts to chase after each other.
"Wow, you are a ghost messenger. This is the first time I have seen a ghost messenger."
"Yeah, yeah, I've scared people ten times so quickly, it's amazing."
"Master Ghost, let's be friends, shall we?"
"How did you do it? Teach me too, I... I can play bones for you."
"And me! I can make you count my bowels."
"And I… "
I wish you a black line, I have absolutely no interest in your body, okay? !
However, Chen Zhen still had a proud look on her face, "Go away, Huo Yuanjia is my neighbor, and you have no share. If she wants to play, she also plays with my body!"
Zhu Yao playing with his body: "… "
Zhu Yao escaped home under the enthusiastic eyes of a group of ghosts.
Before entering the house, Chen Zhen still reluctantly pulled her. I want to invite her to stay.
"Huo Yuanjia, why don't you stay at my house today, my tree is big enough to hang a lot of ghosts."
"..." I don't want to be a hanged ghost, fall!
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Zhu Yao rejected Chen Zhen and drifted all the way back to his basement.
She lowered her head to study the word "bad" in her hand. When she just became a ghost, she clearly felt that some energy overflowed from this word and entered her soul. I felt it carefully, as if her body was more solid than before.
Could it be that this word really helps to cultivate a spiritual body? What is the correct way to use the ghost
She had inquired about Chen Zhen, but he only knew little about it. After all, I only know that ghosts can practice spiritual bodies. As for the process, how to practice, etc., he couldn't say why.
Not only him, she also asked other ghosts when she entered the gate of the underworld. But without exception, they all don't know.
Zhu Yao faintly felt that something was wrong with these ghosts, but he couldn't tell.
After thinking about it, I decided to go to the definition pavilion where I got my ID card.
When Zhu Yao came to the gate of the underworld, the sky was already bright. It turned out that the lively streets were empty. Although this was the underworld, ghosts never liked to hang out during the day. In addition, she had been here for two days, so nothing bad happened, and the security in the underworld was unexpected. Okay, never seen a fight or anything like that.
The pool that defines the pavilion is on the side of the road. Zhu Yao glanced at the reflection in the water. Inside was a woman in her 20s, familiar to her bones. Maybe it's because of being a ghost, this is what she looks like in modern times. It's just that her body is obviously different from what she saw when she entered the underworld last time. It was just a looming shadow before. Now it seems to be a little clearer, as if it was suddenly colored.
She directly put the hand with the word "poor" into the pool.
Suddenly, the water surface became turbulent, and waves of water ripples swayed. There seemed to be something slowly rising in the middle of the pool water. After a while, a red light lit up, and a circular magic circle suddenly appeared in the pool. on the water.
Teleportation Array!
Zhu Yao was taken aback, but saw a human head suddenly appear on the teleportation array, and when he saw Zhu Yao, he suddenly glanced in his eyes and said with excitement, "At last someone has opened the mind, I'm about to Busy as a dog. Hurry up, new comer, scare the ghost with Lao Tzu!"
"..." Is the underworld popular frightening