When Zhu Yao opened his eyes, what he saw was a familiar roof, especially like the thatched hut mass-produced by master using magic, and only the roof remained. Under the body is a hard bed, but the quilt is a little too much, and it is more than ten digits by visual inspection.
She seriously suspected that she was awakened by the heat, and after several pushes failed, she had to roll over and climb out.
The door was knocked open with a bang, a white light flashed, and a white figure stood in front of the bed.
Zhu Yao's grievances overflowed all of a sudden, his nose was sore, and he stretched out his hands, "Master..." Asking for a hug and comfort.
Yu Yan frowned, looked her up and down, saw that she had no other problems, and sighed, stepped forward and hugged her stupid apprentice, "What's wrong?"
Zhu Yao turned his head and buried it in his arms. He was fine if he didn't ask, but when he asked, he couldn't hold back his emotions.
Hearing this, Yu Yan was stunned for a moment, habitually probing her wrist, taking her pulse seriously, and checking it back and forth several times before she was relieved.
If the master is here, then this should be the fairyland. The world spirit finally did something reliable.
"You fell asleep for half a year."
"Ah, half a year!" Zhu Yao was stunned for a moment, half a year, isn't that the total time she spent on the last task? Could it be that her dandelion vest succeeded in soaring last time? It's just that the soaring is a bare metal, and there is no software installed? The next move in my heart, I want to activate my spiritual power and see how I look. But found that the dantian was empty, "How come?"
Yu Yan seemed to know what she was thinking, and with a wave of her hand, a water mirror suddenly appeared.
She looked in, but her face darkened suddenly, "Isn't this what I look like? Could it be..." Even her hairstyle was modern. Isn't this her original body? The one with zero combat power? Then she is playing a fart in the fairy world!
Yu Yan nodded, smoothing his apprentice Shun's short hair without caring at all, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, "You're like this... that's good."
Good? Silently bow your head, where is it
Uh, no... For Master, it's easy to recognize, right? You are blind.
"Master, what's going on? Why did I return to my original body." It stands to reason that after she returned from modern times. Her body should be stored in the world spirit.
"I don't know if I'm a teacher." Yu Yan frowned. "I waited for you at Tianmen for a month that day, and I didn't see you ascending to the upper realm. Later, I suddenly felt your breath, but found that your body returned to the Thunder God Temple. You didn't wake up until today."
It's really bare metal first online! No wonder Master didn't look for her in the lower realm this time. He was probably afraid that he would go down and come up again, so he waited for her to wake up. Thinking about her is really sad. Anyway, after so many years of being like a jade, it's hard to fall in love. Also, I have been tossing and turning into a different place, and my heartache and tears are almost overflowing the Three Realms!
"What happened to you?" Yu Yan hugged her tightly.
Zhu Yao could only tell Master about Lingtian's affairs carefully, including the matter of Fa Yu becoming a demon. "The world spirit said that he was originally from the Three Realms. Even if he became a demon, he would not be a bug in the Three Realms. I don't know what his plans are. But why is it weird?"
Yu Yan's face sank, and for the nth time he regretted not smashing his apprentice's book (computer). The reason why the apprentice killed like this is all because of that guy.
"By the way, Master, I have something important to tell you." Zhu Yao said with a serious face, "Do you think the world spirit..."
She stopped in the middle of her speech, a look of confusion flashed across her face.
"Huh?" Yu Yan asked suspiciously, "What about him?"
"He..." Zhu Yao's mind was suddenly empty, and for some reason he suddenly forgot what he was thinking, "Hey, what am I going to say to you? I forgot all of a sudden."
Yu Yan touched her head, "If you can't remember it, forget it."
"Oh." Delusion? Why do you feel weird
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World Spirit said that it was a holiday now, so naturally there were no troublesome bugs to fix. After being free for a while, and her original vest is online, she has to do something meaningful no matter what.
E.g…
"Master, do you remember the dowry you prepared in those years?" Marry me, marry me, marry me!
A certain master who was cooking food paused for a moment, something flashed across his face, and silently replied, "Yeah."
"Are you ready?" You are marrying me!
With a calm expression, Yuyan brought out the vegetable rice, placed it in front of his stupid apprentice, and handed over the chopsticks, "Well, it's ready, two servings."
"What, two copies!" Zhu Yao jumped up and rushed towards his master, you haven't received your Laozi certificate yet! You just want to score twice and marry twice, "Tell me, who is the junior?" I'll kill her!
Yu Yan moved away the food on the table, leaned back, let the apprentice jump off the table more smoothly, hugged her waist and carried her off the stone table. She frowned, "Eat well." Even after eating, she was not stable, she was just a mortal now.
"Eat shit!" The man was about to run away, so how could she still be in the mood to eat, "Clarify, what's the matter with two servings?"
He glanced at her inexplicably, "One dowry, one dowry. Naturally, two."
That's it, well, I'm sorry. Let's just say, it's not easy to find a patient with advanced face blind cancer like Master, so there is no other woman. I have to be the only one, um, I'm a little excited to think about it.
As soon as she gets excited, she wants to do something bad.
"Master, I heard that around 28 is the golden age for women. What a coincidence, my original body is 28."
"Um."
"Master, I heard that the pressure in modern society is getting bigger and bigger, and there are more and more restrictions."
"Um."
"Master, I heard that the Family Planning Office has issued a new policy, which is stricter than before, and it will be implemented soon."
"Um?"
"Master, I heard that the birth rate in the Immortal Realm is zero, hitting a new low in the history of the Three Realms every year. I think the Immortal Realm's honor is everyone's responsibility. We should change it."
"Um… "
"Master, I heard that after becoming an immortal, in some respects...cough! The ability will be limited. What a coincidence, I am a mortal now, and there is no limit at all."
“… eat well!”
"Master, eat too much to waste this beautiful time, why don't I do some interesting exercise." Come on, Little Red Riding Hood, let Grandma take a bite.
"… "
"Master. I heard you like monkeys..."
I wish far away. Since we are about to get married, life after marriage should also be put on the agenda, such as giving birth to a monkey during the holidays? For this she decided to conquer him with the charm of her whole body. Even if he does not agree, make conditions for him to agree.
But she didn't expect that a certain master had no objection to his apprentice's proposal, but just explained something to her very seriously.
"Yu... Haruka. You are the original body now."
"Ah!" Zhu Yao was stunned, "I know."
"Since you are the original body. Then you are human, and only monkey spirits can give birth to monkeys."
"..." She was speechless.
Yuyan looked at his apprentice earnestly, "If you really like it, why don't you. I'll catch you one for the master?"
"Damn it." Who asked you to arrest me, I just want to give birth to you. Sure enough, when I talked to my master, I couldn't turn half a bend. She jumped right up. Pressing his righteous lips, he turned his hand. Pulling the belt on his side directly, the language can't communicate, then the action is good.
The amazing thing is that he unexpectedly cooperated this time, but only for a few seconds when he was pounced on by her at first. After that, there was no resistance at all, and he groped for the belt on her side with a learning spirit, and pulled it away at almost the same frequency as hers. The other hand also held tighter. Perhaps a man has a natural talent in this area. Even if a certain master is inexperienced, who makes him a genius, he will dominate in less than a while.
Gently turning to one side, he pressed Zhu Yao down.
She only felt a flash in front of her eyes, and a white light flashed...
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late at night.
Zhu Yao sat on the bedside, wanting to cry without tears.
Yu Yan pulled the quilt for the person on the bed, looked at the apprentice by the bed, and was silent.
She is the one lying on the bed! Ready to say, is her body. The bedside is her soul.
Thinking of what happened before, Zhu Yao still can't react.
Just now, the atmosphere is just right, the moon is under the flowers, the beautiful scenery is beautiful, and the food is delicious. Thinking that the two of them are old husbands and wives, she couldn't hold back and took a bite. The picture goes directly from first base to second base, then to 2.5 base, and the result is... licking my teeth.
When she was about to hit the door, she was actually light, and her soul went out of the body directly... out of the body... out of the body... out of the body!
When she reacted, she was already floating in the air.
Is this a curse from the fff regiment
Nima, other people are single, do you blame me
"Master..." I wanted to cry.
Yu Yan sighed and glanced at the translucent apprentice, remembering the scene just now, a blush flashed on his face, and he coughed softly, "I don't know why your soul suddenly came out of your body?" He looked around. After wandering for a while, he continued, "Don't move around at will, I'll ask the landlord to come and have a look."
After he finished speaking, he went out the door in a flash, and there was a smell of running away.
In less than a quarter of an hour, he returned with a man in cotton clothes.
"Yo, little disciple, long time no see, congratulations on your recent..." Yu Jin raised her hand and greeted the lying person. Before she finished speaking, she saw another Zhu Yao on the bedside, her figure suddenly changed. After a moment, the pair of peach blossom eyes narrowed, "The soul is out of the body!"
"The landlord..." Zhu Yao's mouth twitched, is there such a congratulations as you
"What's the matter?" They thought they invited him to a wedding
"Her soul suddenly came out of her body. I couldn't make her go back even if I used the soul-suppressing technique." Yu Yan explained.
Yu Jin frowned, stepped forward to hold the pulse gate of the body on the bed, and extended two pointers to point at the forehead of the wandering soul-like Zhu Yao, Yu Jin's cynical smile disappeared, and there was a trace of solemnity on her face, Turning his head to look at Zhu Yao, "I'm angry, my soul is still alive, there is no problem with both parties, it shouldn't be like this... What did you do before?"
"Uh..." The two masters and apprentices stiffened. Glancing at each other, he turned his head silently. She can say that she has done something unbelievable, but it failed! Then she was reconciled, "That..."
"Eat!" Yu Yan interrupted the apprentice directly, and replied with a serious expression, if he ignored the blood-red ears.
The single Wang Yujin naturally didn't notice the little actions of the two. In line with the great morals of the country's good landlord, he carefully asked the recipe and personally tested it. After tossing and turning until dawn, he did not find out that Zhu Yao's soul had gone out of his body. the real reason.
"This matter is quite strange." Yu Jin frowned, "Maybe it's just that she has been out of the body for too long before, and now she just woke up and is uncomfortable, just wait and see."
The general meaning is: I can't help it, you can do it. Maybe wait a little longer to see if she will go back on her own.
What about the good national and good landlord? fall!
"That's right!" He suddenly remembered something, "I remember the Treasure Pavilion in the temple, there is a soul-inducing bead, which is good for souls..."
Before he finished speaking, a white shadow flashed, and the Yuyan Ren was gone.
Yu Jin's mouth twitched, he hasn't said to borrow it yet! What is the most basic respect for the owner
Turning to look at Zhu Yao, he said earnestly, "I said Cuihua! You must not imitate your master."
"Your sister Cuihua!"
"Alas..." Well, it's too late, it's already been taken away! With a sad look on his face, he suddenly thought of something, and his eyes flashed, "By the way, Cui... uh little disciple, are you two really planning to get married?"
"Yes." You have an opinion.
"Haha." He instantly turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile, "Since you are husband and wife, you will no longer be his apprentice. At that time, your personal imprint will be gone... Are you interested in being the landlord?"
He still doesn't give up!
"Not interested in."
"Don't decide so fast!" He continued to persuade, "You see that you are only a mortal now, and you want to cultivate to the immortal. You have been good at it for a long time. This cultivation path is extremely boring and flavorful, you are sure not to be one. The owner is playing?"
"No need." Zhu Yao shook his head vigorously, and said seriously, "I have a master!" How could it be boring
"..." Single Wang received 10,000 points of damage.
The corners of Yu Jin's mouth twitched, and the resentment value on his body rushed up at a high speed, breaking the watch in a straight line, "Little disciple!"
"Um?"
"Show affection, share quickly!"
"Oh, it's better to have a show than to show your right hand."
"… "you are vicious!
"Let's talk about your soul out of the body." Yu Jin gritted his teeth, took a deep breath, and stepped forward to help her check the situation of the soul again, and just reached out.
Suddenly, Zhu Yao's soul was turbulent like a water wave, his figure flashed, and he disappeared in place when he opened his eyes. As if it never existed, even half of the breath could not be detected.
Yujin: "..."
Suddenly, there is a premonition that someone will deceive their teachers and destroy their ancestors. Don't know if it's time to run now